Well in the last 12 months I've done South America, Central America, Mexico and the US. All that was needed to complete the Western Hemisphere was Canada. Mission accomplished.

Montreal was excellent. And long overdue since the last time I was there in 2007. The scene is about as good as I remembered it. Inflation has been tame compared with other destinations. Escorts are now 180-220 CAN compared with 140-180 in 2007. With the improved exchange rate, the cost per hour is up about just $30 US in 8 years. Trivial compared to my increase in disposable income over this timeframe. As a result, this was by far my most active trip to Montreal.

A few street shots. Setting up for the Jazz Festival around Place des Arts, and Ste. Catherine street downtown. Last photo Dunn's restaurant on Metcalfe just off Ste. Catherine, and one of several downtown massage places (more on those later).

I just noticed I captured one of those public bike stations in the last photo. I saw several of them across various parts of the city. These are public bikes available for rental using a credit card. Cost appeared to be $5 a day. A $100 hold is put on the CC and charged only if the bike is not returned. I thought about doing it, but I already had purchased a Metro card. And I wasn't in town for a leisurely bike ride. I had places to go!

I did some research and man am I glad I didn't do it. The base fees are just access fees. Rides longer than 30 minutes incur usage surcharges. To avoid them you have to dock the bike at least every 30 minutes at one of their stations. If you didn't know this and kept a bike undocked for 24 hours you could be in for a very unpleasant surprise ($14/hr). The system is geared more to locals doing short rides, not tourists.

http://montreal.about.com/od/gettingaroundtown/a/public_bikes.htm

BIXI -a coupling of the words "bicycle" and "taxi"- is the name of Montreal's public bike system, a first in Canada and a North American premiere in terms of its scale.

Megan @ Nadya's

I had done my research prior to the trip, and had a Top 20 list - mainly escorts and a few massage girls. I also had a second tier list for backup. As it turned out I just saw about 5 in the Top 20. And saw a few from the backup list and a few I hadn't planned on.

Two in the Top 20 were from Sexy Nadya's VIPs - a well-known and respected agency. The girls do incall only from downtown hotels.

Booking was fairly easy. I prefer to keep my activities private where possible, so I called from my hotel room to make the appointment, using an 800 calling card I bought at the airport. This ensures no phone log is generated or billed by the hotel. I gave the booker my first name and he told me the name of the hotel. I had to call back just before the appointment to get the room number. While the agency may not accept appointments from pay phones, I told the booker I didn't have a cell phone and would need to call back from a pay phone for the room number. He was OK with that. When I did call back for the room number, at first I got a recording "we don't accept calls from pay phones" or something like that. I just called again and the booker picked up. There are pay phones all over downtown Montreal and each call is $0.25.

Megan was the first girl of the trip and the anticipation was high. I walked past the lobby to the elevators and rode up to a high floor. A knock on the door and soon I was alone in the hotel room with Megan. Megan is as in the photos - tall, slim, medium-build, fake Ds, white skin and black hair. Attractive face. Well-spoken, intelligent and cordial. Left the money on the table and took a shower. After I sat down in a chair with just a towel on while she laid on the bed in her bra and panties. Told her I just wanted to chat first. From local reviews she was rated as one of the best BBBJs in town, and that's all I had in mind so no rush. After a bit I moved over to the bed and we made out for awhile, LFK and heavy petting. Eventually I tell her I just want a blowjob, and she says that's good for me because she's really good at it. She did not disappoint. Huge skills with this girl... wet with lots of spit, lots of no-hands and full deepthroat. No gagging on the DT and she could stay deep for awhile. She varied the pace and the motions for variety. On her profile she charges extra $50 for swallow, but I had just left her the standard fee and made that clear. As it turned out, CIM was still included in the standard fee. After about 20 minutes of BBBJ I let her finish me off and it was a glorious CIM.

Megan was nice but not sweet or seductive. Her tits were a bit hard and I was disappointed at the lack of DFK which is listed in her profile. But otherwise her attitude was good and her BBBJDTCIM stellar. I would repeat based on the BBBJ alone. $200 CAN ($170 US) for one full unrushed hour.

Kaila @ Nadya's

Kaila Kaila Kaila. What a babe. Golden tan blond hair great tits. Too hot for Hooters. Could be a Hawaiian Tropic finalist. She was probably #1 on my list but she wasn't available my first two days in town. Saw her the third day and again a few days later. Both incall at downtown hotels.

Kaila's profile indicates the same age as Megan - 23. That seemed about right. Kaila was more laid back though, very chill and easy going. Attractive / cute face. Both times she was wearing a bikini and looked very hot. As in an "I'm not worthy", you know you're in the presence of greatness hot. Well, at least for my taste at the time.

Kaila was easy going, playful and went along with all my (tame) requests. Both times I took my time and started out just exploring her body. When I moved in to get close and feel her up, she would smile and purr. When I mentioned I'd be happy just looking at her, she offered to get out some toys and pleasure herself but I declined. Some brief kissing (LFK) and heavy petting ensued. The first visit I enjoyed her BBBJ for about 10 minutes then switched to tittyfuck, and unintentionally came too soon between her tits. Second visit I made sure not to repeat that mistake; lots of TF in various positions then a long BBBJ with CIM ending.

Kaila disappointed somewhat in the lack of DFK. And her boobs had a few shortcomings- obvious scarring on the underside, somewhat odd aereolae, and a deformed feel when you grabbed them the wrong way (due to how the silicone moved around). Her tits still looked good topless, but great with her bikini on.

For me, Kaila leaned more PSE than GFE (like Megan). But her cool attitude, looks and BBBJ made up for the lack of GFE. Just a different kind of session. Two hours is not enough time to play out all the scenarios I have for a chick this hot, and I'd definitely see her again. $200 CAN for each full unrushed hour.

Nice reporting so far Esteban, definitely looking forward to the next installment.

Are you seeing any affects of Canada's new anti prostitution laws? Hopefully it's all bark and no bite.

Thanks Baxter.

Good question. Short answer is not really. My impression was the Montreal scene was as alive as ever. Common sense is warranted though:
• Remember the standard rule of not discussing $$$ for XXX.
• Be cautious when dealing with unknowns (e.g., Backpage advertisers).
• Avoid anything that appears associated with drugs, underage or trafficked workers.

Incall places are perhaps a bit riskier than outcall. But I read an article where some Montreal MP owner was interviewed and he said local LE told him they are focused on the three points in last bullet above. Otherwise LE will leave the MPs and agencies alone. I visited several established incall places and did not encounter any paranoia, reservations or unreasonable screening/appointment practices. Never had to give my full name or show ID.

Of course the safest bet is outcall with a known agency. And if you're staying in a hotel where the elevators don't require a security card (most do), your guests can come directly to your room and nobody would know what you're doing.

Jenny @ Asservissante

I love this agency. The same guy (Martin) has been running it for 15 years and keeps it low key and doesn't do any advertising or promotion as far as I can tell. Yet he's always got great girls who are good looking and provide good to great service. No glammed up or PSE escorts. Just regular down to earth nice girls.

Jenny was great. Early twenties Quebecoise with black hair, white skin, slim with small natural B cup. Smiling, affectionate and very positive energy. She was attractive and her face reminded me of the French singer Alizee. Jenny was not as hot as Alizee, but then again Alizee was smoking hot in her prime. I put the large jacuzzi in my hotel room to good use. Jenny and I made out with LFK/DFK for a long time in the jacuzzi. I had the lights dimmed low... should have packed some candles. Then BBBJ when I sat up on the edge of the jacuzzi. We moved over to the bed for the rest of the session. Jenny was GFE and accomodated all my requests with a great attitide. $200 CAN. Good time would recommend.

Cristina @ Asservissante

Another early twenties Quebecoise gem from Asservissante. Like Jenny, Cristina's hair color was different than her photos. In person Cristina was brunette, not black hair. As a result she looked distinctly different from what I was expecting. But it was still the same girl in the photos, and I was not disappointed. She has a medium build, not petite. Great natural tits. I would not use the word "sweet" with her. Rather a combination of laid back, service-oriented. LFK/DFK, BBBJ and accomodating to all my requests. Spent a good time feeling and sucking her incredible tits, then lubed them up with baby oil for some first-class TF. She definitely gets turned on in session and likes/needs to get off (which she did). That was a turn on for me as well. Hot time. Would repeat. $200 CAN.

Jasmine @ Vogue

Vogue is another reputable agency in Montreal. All their photos are in b&w, I guess they are trying to project a high-end look. But just another good agency.

Jasmine's photos looked exceptional to me - model quality. In person she was not quite a model, but she was definitely the girl in the photos. Mid-twenties Quebecoise, somewhat tall about 5'7, black hair, and a hot body. Slim, tan and toned with fake DDs. However her face did not match the rest. She was not ugly, but not attractive either. 9 body and 7 face. Jasmine was friendly, personable and professional. She's been around and has business goals and ambition. Not full GFE. LFK, BBBJ and accomodated all my requests with pleasure. She was one of two girls this trip that gave a certain memorable CIM ending - after cumming in her mouth, she didn't pull back but kept me there for awhile, gently sucking and massaging with her tongue until I was fully spent and relaxed. Would recommend but likely not repeat with all the talent available. $200 CAN.

For that kind of price I would have to get at least two shots on goal.

MSOG is standard with the escorts.

Gabrielle Garnier (Independent)

Montreal's selection of independents is so-so. But there's a few who stand out, and Gabrielle Garnier is one of them. She gets consistently great reviews, and yet doesn't charge more than the top agency escorts @ $220 CAN. I decided I wanted a late afternoon appointment one day, and called in the early afternoon. Spoke with her booker Phil and it was all set within a minute. Talk about convenient. She showed up right on time. When she arrived she was wearing an elegant black outfit with high heels and looked impressive. Tall, classy and sexy at the same time. From her photos I suspected she was closer to 30 years old than her advertised 25. But in person she did look younger - 25 seemed right. I was pleasantly surprised. Gabrielle is French Canadian/Brazilian, and has a deep tan skin tone just like in her photos. We chatted a bit to start - I got the sense she wants to get to know her client a little first. She provided top rate service - the level I expected from someone who calls herself a "courtesan" (several of the local indies like to use that term). Time seemed very unrushed with Gabrielle, she has a relaxed vibe and is clearly there to provide whatever you want. And so we did. LFK/DFK, BBBJ, and some extended baby oil TF with her great natural Ds. Told her I wanted to finish with a BBBJ. We moved off the bed and I stood up and she got on her knees. Her BBBJ is excellent - smooth and wet. Sucked me for about 10 minutes then picked up the pace. Gabrielle was the second girl I mentioned above who provided a certain memorable CIM ending - she didn't pull back, but kept me in her mouth for almost a full minute after I exploded, gently sucking and massaging with her tongue until I was completely spent and relaxed. She may have had her hand on my balls to assist in the drainage - I honestly can't remember but it was fucking brilliant. More intense and satisfying than the other girl who did it. Excellent session. Would recommend and repeat.

Leila @ Montreal Nuru Massage

After GG I was spent and did not plan on another escort in the evening. Got some rest, surfed around on the hotel room wifi and went out for some food. Ended up killing a couple hours at Club Cleopatra. Got some laps and was left a bit wanting so pondered my options as I walked back downtown on Ste. Catherine. I realized this was the perfect window to finally pull the trigger on MNM.

Montreal Nuru Massage is a bit too conveniently located on the corner of Ste. Catherine and Drummond. The downtown massage places sometimes get a bad rap as overpriced tourist traps. But MNM had some good reviews so I was willing to give it a shot. I walked up the 2 flights of stairs to the top level and went in. Was greeted by a quiet, respectful man. I asked for a lineup and he took me to a room and soon after 3 girls came in one after the other. The first two were all right. The third was one of my top 2 picks here - Leila. BINGO ! The guy came back and I paid him $55 house fee for an hour (regular option). House fees range from $30/30min to $100/120min for regular sessions and a bit more for nuru.

Leila is Persian. That makes her the first Iranian massage girl I've seen. This chick was calm, smooth and oozed sexiness. Very sexy voice and manner - I'll give her the nod as the sexiest chick of the entire trip. And one of the hottest too. Her photos are accurate. A solid 9. It was a good session. The room was ocean-themed and clean, with a shower and large massage table. Leila asked me to take a shower first and returned to the room when I was done. She started the massage in her black bra and panties while I laid face down. She massaged my back and then my legs - a mix of therapeutic and sensual. Nice. She paused and I could tell she was removing her bra and panties. She then came up on the table and continued with a bodyslide on my back with some baby oil. I was sporting major wood and soooo glad I came. I turned over and she continued with more massage and teasing, while I did my best not to stare at this beautiful young sexpot. I sat up, and we enjoyed some mutual groping. Amazing body on this girl and great natural C cup. I asked about russian but she said it was not allowed, it was one of "the rules". She cooed her "no baby" answer with a slight smile, knowing she was teasing and frustrating me. But I made out all right. To finish I got on my knees and she stroked me off while I grabbed her oiled boobs. I enjoy a good handjob from a hottie and this certainly fit that category. Leila took a shower first while I relaxed on the massage table. Then I cleaned up in the shower after her. I tipped Leila the standard $80. Total damage $135 CAN or about $115 US for an hour. Which for the caliber of someone like Leila is a decent deal. I suspect she might be open to russian on a second visit with a tip, which I have since learned is not unheard of at MNM. MNM also has several other hotties and an impressive roster of over 40 masseuses. I would repeat with Leila and sample a few more as well, though I'm sure there are some duds here too.

Gabrielle @ XXXtase

The stars were aligned on my last full day in town, and I was able to see my top two picks at XXXtase. First up was a late afternoon appointment with Gabrielle. I needed relief from a semi-sensual massage earlier in the day. When I opened the door and let Gabrielle into my hotel room, I was like hooooleeeee-shhhhit. A fresh beautiful 20 year-old Quebecoise, in a sexy dress showing just the right amount of skin and cleavage. Golden tan, natural C/D cup, attractive face and great smile. Better looking than her photos. She had a laid back lets-have-fun positive vibe. And we were going to. I decided pretty quick what I wanted and told her - to keep her dress on and just give me a fantastic blowjob. She moved in close on the sofa and we chatted a little. When I asked her how long she thought the perfect blowjob was, her answer was completely what I was thinking at the time - "15 minutes, maybe 20". She was definitely up for the scenario I had in mind - even seemed a little giddy. Soon I was sitting on a chair in the middle of the living room, and she grabbed a pillow for her knees before settling in on the floor before me. Gabrielle took her time teasing, unzipping, then more teasing in just my underwear. Before long I had a big tent with a wet spot. She eventually pulled my pants and underwear off and went to work with her tongue and mouth. Excellent wet BJ with good variety and skill. Some hand work but minimal, including when she stroked me while sucking my balls. No DT but she had a move I loved, which was frequently blowing spit on the head. In my book that's a very hot pornstar move. The whole visual experience with her in that hot dress was a dream I knew would be over all too soon. Well right on time, after about 20 minutes she finished me off. When I started to cum she took me out and I blasted a large shot high in the air. At first I thought it got on her dress but fortunately it just landed on her exposed leg. She jerked the rest out on my stomach until I was fully spent. She had a big smile and stayed there a bit while I recovered. Then we cleaned up. We got on the bed and cuddled and chatted until the hour was up. This one is a star. Would recommend and repeat. $220 CAN.

Here's a normal photo of Gabrielle.

Photo: Gabrielle - XXXtase

Kelly @ XXXtase

Saw Kelly was working in the evening and booked her for a midnight appointment after Gabrielle left. Got some food, killed some time and caught a movie at the movieplex on Ste Catherine. Saw the 3D version of San Andreas. Movie was good, and there was some unexpected eye candy in the form of Alexandra Daddario. She's a young actress with great natural tits - D cup for sure. Several good views during the movie, with the best a scene where she swims breaststroke underwater for several seconds with her tank top completely hanging down. Must be seen to be appreciated. Anyways I was really glad I had booked Kelly because now I really needed a great tits fix. About a half hour after the movie ended, Kelly arrived on time at my hotel room door. She looked good, another 20 year old Quebecoise with a slim hot body. White skin, black hair, a few tattos, attractive face with large eyes, natural D cup which was accentuated even a bit more by her very slim waist. Eager to please, even a little too much. I could be wrong, but while she's a VIP girl at XXXtase like Gabrielle, Kelly had some mixed reviews lately and perhaps wanted/needed to ensure I had a good time. A bit too chatty and we didn't get started until about 15 minutes. LFK, good BBBJ (not great), then moved to the bed for some sensual teasing massage at my request. Like me she likes baby oil and I enjoyed lubing her breasts. Some body slide and russian her on top. Then switched positions for more russian me on top while she and I took turns pushing her boobs together. Real hot- had to slow down a few times to make it last. When she advised time was running short I finished between her tits. What a great TF release after watching that movie. Would recommend but with some caution. She was not GFE or PSE, just "good" and not as natural or at ease as other escorts. I had a good time and would repeat, but could be YMMV. $220 CAN.

Esteban,

I'm enjoying the report! Some VERY hot chicks here and decent prices too for North America. Keep it going!

Esteban,

I'm enjoying your report and so far every chick looks great...at least in terms of body. I appreciate you reviewing them candidly too. Keep it up!

That's it for the escorts. Eight of the above girls were escorts, and one was an incall massage girl. You have to admit the quality is impressive. All the escorts gave BBBJ - with no bargaining or initial attempts at CBJ whatsoever. And several of the BJs were outstanding. I was almost going to title the TR something like "BBBJ Heaven in Montreal".

I've had a few trips before where the quality was as high as this one. But I think this was the best trip ever for BBBJs.

I'll post a few more assorted notes.

Thanks Bigpoppa ! Glad someone else noticed how hot these chicks were.

I checked out YPG Spa one afternoon. It is considered by some locals as one of the top incall places in town. Not the hottest girls, but good quality and mileage. There is a bit of a hush-hush tone when this place is reviewed, probably because it's an incall place with good mileage and fits the definition of a 'bawdy house'. YPG Spa keeps a low profile and doesn't have a fancy website with photos. Just a blog page listing the schedule. I walked over after lunch to relieve the blue balls I (intentionally) got at another massage place which I'll describe later. I called YPG from the phone booth right across the street, instead of just walking in, which the lady running the place appreciated. I crossed the street and rang the bell and she let me in. Her name was Mari. She took me in a room and provided a line-up of 6 girls. I was not as impressed with the place or the girls as much as I thought I would be - both were rather average. I had 2 girls in mind and asked Mari her opinion when she came in after the line-up. She steered me to the blonde named Meg. Mari asked for a $60 house fee up front, but I inquired about the first-time discount and she offered $50. It seems they may be discontinuing this promotion. The room had a big open shower with no doors, and a mattress on the floor with some clean sheets. Very basic. Meg is an early-twenties Quebecoise girl, good looking (not hot), about 5'5, white skin, blonde, slightly thick and natural C cup. Her attitude was great. Started with a good massage, then bodyslide, DFK, BBBJ and russian. I tossed out the idea of FS and she wondered aloud "Do I have a condom? Do you?" Not sure if FS is common here but I didn't pursue it. Excellent time with Meg. Tip is subjective and Meg said she could not tell me what to tip, she could only say if it wasn't enough. I think the going rate was between $100 - $140. I gave $120 and she seemed OK but I suspect she was hoping for $140. I paid $170 CAN total and thought it was expensive enough - approaching escort prices. Although I have to admit her DFK was better than most of the escorts I met. While Meg was excellent, I'm not sure I'd go to YPG Spa again. Perhaps just on a long trip for some variety and to check out the jacuzzi room.

Excellent report! This brings back memories of my trip to Montreal and one of the best sessions of my lifetime with porn star Kelly Summer. I haven't thought about returning to Montreal recently, but now I'm itching to book a return trip soon. Thanks for the report!

Gabrielle is very pretty, by the way, and all the bodies are hot! I only wish more of them allowed face photos. The ones I didn't get face pictures of on my trip have faded from memory.

Sensual Massage in Montreal
(for massage guys only)

This will not be of interest to many here. But I often try to fit in sensual massages when I travel. At one end of the spectrum are legit massage therapists that push the envelope just a bit - definitely no happy ending, but usually a good massage and a bit of a thrill as the therapist pushes the usual limits. At the other end of the spectrum are massages with HE- the quality of massage varies but HJ is standard, and bodyslide and russian may be included as well. Not only do these sessions provide "filler" between the real action, but I actually enjoy them in their own right. I don't always seek a HE and sometimes just want the tease. There is definitely a small group of like-minded punters in Montreal who enjoy this scene, and from who I learned about a number of good places. I'll review three.

Veronika @ Intercoupe. This place is far from downtown on Decarie. A 5 minute walk from the nearest Metro. It's a legit hair salon, but they have a massage therapist who for some reason posts subtle flirting ads on an ad website called kijiji. She delivers but might be YMMV. She is about late-thirties, brunette Quebecoise. Friendly lady. I laid down and she started to mention I needed a towel, but when she saw I was clearly OK without it she stopped. Good therapeutic massage with some definite grazing as she massaged high up my inner thighs. On the flip she had a nice sensual touch, but I had to ask if she would do some direct teasing. She is mostly a legit massage therapist in a legit place, so there was a bit of a taboo "breaking the rules" vibe. Last 15 minutes or so were just slow massage and teasing of my cock. I was rock hard but she didn't push it enough to provide a HE (and I didn't ask/encourage her either). I was satisfied with the session. Veronika was nice at the end and gave me a cold bottle of water. No tipping downstairs in the room. We went back upstairs and I paid at the desk. $65 CAN and I gave her a $25 tip. Might repeat. Went back to my hotel and had my blue balls relieved by Gabrielle @ XXXtase.



Vague Tropicale. What an amazing find. Again it's far from downtown. But I loved this place and went three times. Very clean place with top-notch furnishings including private shower in each room. Rooms are large and peaceful with relaxing music playing and a somewhat zen atmosphere. You don't get a line-up, but from what I saw all the girls are young good-looking Quebecoise. NO TOWELS for the massages at all. You are completely uncovered at all times. Massages are mainly therapeutic, but I understand most girls spend a lot of time on the upper thighs and groin. And obviously as no towel is standard, erections are no problem if not encouraged. First girl I had was the best looking but least sensual. Still good but not what I hoped for. Second girl was also attractive, excellent therapeutic massage but more sensual as well. Lots of time in and around the groin, she had me hard most of the last part of the session. Per local reviews she was supposed to be one of the best, so it was interesting she only went as far as she did. But I definitely enjoyed it. Third girl I had no clue about but choices were limited. As it turned out she was the most sensual. At the beginning I told her I just wanted 20 minutes massage on my back, then I would turn over. She was cool with that, in fact it might have been a signal to her what I was looking for. On the flip she was very sensual but without touching my cock. She didn't seem to mind my raging hard on. Greedy me, I had to go further. I asked her if she could be more sensual, and to my surprise she casually said no problem but the most she does is HJ. Since we had a lot of time left, I enjoyed some extended teasing while she had me rock hard. I leaked a ton of precum and she sensually massaged it all in. She informed me when there were 10 minutes left (which I appreciated) and she started and finished the HJ ending. The HE was a bonus, but what I (and other like-minded guys) go to VT for is the great teasing. Just wish I had had some viagra to make these sessions even more intense. $80 CAN/h or $115/1.5h. I left a $20 CAN tip each time except the third girl I left $40. Will definitely go to VT again when I am back in Montreal.



Mascarade. About a 5 minute walk from Metro Rosemont. You have to call just before arriving to get the address. It's in a domestic residence not commercial. So they are discrete. Inside it is spacious and well-decorated. Very earthy relaxed atmosphere. One shared bathroom with shower. Progressing in the sequence, this place is by far the most sensual. Erotic tantra type sessions. Good therapeutic & sensual massage, body slide, HJ and russian. Not a FS place. Unlike the other two places, the girls here get naked and climb up on the table. I think they take erotic massage as a bit of an artform and it shows. I went twice and saw Fee both times. She was wonderful. No kissing except for brief LFK, but it was very intimate and bordered on a girlfriend experience. $140 CAN per hour. No tip expected I think but I gave $20. Longer sessions and 4-hands available too. Would repeat and recommend this place.

Eleganza was my favorite agency in Montreal, but I heard that they closed shop. Very sad.

I used Eleganza before and had a good time. But honestly, between Asservissante and XXXtase you can find the same kind of girls today at just $20 more than what Eleganza was charging ten years ago. Not to mention several other good agencies.

Speaking of porn stars in Montreal, apparently the Lane Sisters sometimes work at XXXtase. Shana Lane = Alexia and Roxy Lane = Megan. Their rates are at the high end of the agency between $220-$250. Still seems low for porn stars.

I'm not into them as porn stars, but they look good and I might see them if I had the chance. Their porn website is http://www.lanesisters.com/en . Shana has a pretty enticing BJ video preview on the home page called "Cumming Back From The Office" and you have to love the french accent when she pronounces "perverts" as "pervers"... "I do this little fetish video for all my pervers who really enjoy blowjob wid it". LOL

Boules dans la Face

So what's up with the title of this TR. Some of you might think it's a reference to all the BBBJs where my balls were in the chick's face. Not so !

In fact it's a french expression I learned from a dancer in the downtown strip club "Downtown". She had big naturals and was rubbing them in my face during a private dance. I mentioned something about it and she told me the expression. It means "boobs in the face". Something I enjoyed all week long.

Private dances at Downtown are $10/song. The girls won't grind on your crotch, but otherwise there is good 2-way contact. You can touch anywhere except the pussy. I went with two different girls and had my hands full most of the time. One blond the girl I mentioned above. The other a smoking hot brunette by the name "Gucci". Gucci was hotter than most of the escorts I saw, and I just had to ask. She said she worked OTC but for $500. Too steep so I passed. Downtown is located on Ste Catherine, just around the corner from Montreal Nuru Massage. You can literally walk over to MNM in 30 seconds. A bit too convenient...

I did manage to get my mind off T&A long enough to enjoy some of the Jazz Festival. Saw one four-man group at a small club on St. Denis (drums, guitar, saxophone and bass). Got seats up close, except the view was partially blocked by a post. I'm not a huge jazz fan but these guys were amazing. Had dinner and a couple beers during the performance, with a couple breaks between sets. Returned to hotel with a mellow buzz. No "nitecap" tonight but honestly I enjoyed the evening as much as any other.

Dunn's Restaurant

This was my favorite place for meals. Right in the center of downtown. Good menu, good food and decent prices. Free wifi. On Metcalfe just off Ste. Catherine. Recommended.

Misses



Though I did as good or better than I had hoped for, it was inevitable I would miss several on my TDL. And I did. Some of the bigger misses include Dannie @ Nadya's, Amanda @ Vogue, Rachel @ Asservisante and Kitty Karmella.

But the biggest miss was Christy @ Le Penthouse. Or Natasha. Or Cindy. Or Maxim. Or Eva. Or Diamond. Or Mia. Or Selena. I missed this place altogether. It was far from downtown, expensive and I had a long list to keep me busy. But take a look at the roster at this place. 25 young women all 8s and 9s. Some amazing rooms here too. It rivals the best massage places in Toronto/GTA. Which IMO makes it one of the top places in the world for hot chicks in an upscale incall location. Le Penthouse is expensive however - approx. $60-$80 house fee and $200 expected tip. I suspect service at this price includes BBBJ/FS but I can't confirm 100%. Such details won't be posted on the local review board and the place can't advertise as anything more than an MP. But I will check it out next time I'm in Montreal.

http://www.lepenthouse.com/en/sensual-massage-montreal

Final Thoughts

Time to wrap this up. One notable point for me is that I did the entire trip without Vitamin V. Two pops a day on most days, including 4 in the last 24 hours ! That was the 2 XXXtase escorts on Saturday, then on Sunday afternoon the unexpected HE at VT literally 1 hour before my second visit with Fee @ Mascarade to end the trip. For years now I've been in the habit of using some Vitamin V on my trips to South & Central America and Mexico, where generic versions are cheap and no prescription is needed. I was pleased how well I did without it in Montreal. The attractive women and abundance of BBBJ probably had something to do with it.

The quality and service in Montreal is very good. I enjoyed a break from latinas. But the latin destinations remain very compelling, so fitting in Montreal again will be a challenge. It will be an occasional indulgence, not a regular destination.

On price, Montreal is more economical than most other big cities with caucasian girls (US/Canada/Europe). But it still runs about $500/day for 2 sessions plus hotel, compared with about $300/day (or less) for the same thing in Central/South America. The cheaper airfare might help compensate, especially on a shorter trip. The real shortcoming in Montreal is the lack of working chicas that you can take out from night clubs or otherwise arrange affordable multi-hour or TLN dates. So while I loved Montreal, I'm reminded why I love latin destinations even more.

No Vitamin V for all that action? You young guys really piss me off! That's a nice summary at the end, Montreal may not be a perfect destination but it certainly has its strong points. I wouldn't beat myself up over missing Le Penthouse, you banged a lot of very hot women on this trip. Nicely done.

I'm so glad you posted about the Lane sisters. I was considering Montreal for an event in a few weeks and this is another reason to go. I'd never seen the Lane sisters before but I hadn't heard of Kelly Summer before my last trip either and that was a life-changing experience. I just put a ticket on hold, just need to confirm everything will work out with the rest of my schedule. Thanks again for posting!