Gentlemen, it's been some time since there have been any reports of substance for travelling to Germany and it's hard to understand why. With the Euro slipping on the international exchanges, costs there are lower than ever. What’s even better, prices have barely changed in the past 10 years, a session with a girl in a top flight Sauna Club in Düsseldorf will usually cost €50 which has not changed in a long time. Compare that to the inflation in Thailand, Brasil etc. That’s probably due to the growing influx of fresh blood from Romania and now from all over Eastern Europe.

I spent 10 days in the region finishing up at the start of this week and a lot of it was mongering. I chose to rent a car as many places I wanted to visit would be quite difficult if not impossible to reach via train, bus and taxi. It would have been costly and time consuming and a rental car was fairly cheap at €30 per day via Auto Europe. It was a great trip and I saw a lot of beautiful women, Germany is a great place to visit and NRW has the most clubs around.


Duisburg Red Light District

This was my first port of call for my trip. Duisburg is reported to have the second largest Red Light District, just behind Hamburg. It does not have streetwalkers – at least during the day – all the action is in one of a variety of buildings stretching along three streets - Vulkanstrasse / Julius-Weber-Strasse / Charlottenstrasse, there is more information at http://lustmeile-duisburg.de/ and more houses than those listed. Most of the buildings are the same, you walk into the entrance where there might be a bar or sex shop and then walk around the different floors looking for rooms with open doors or girls visible. If you see a girl you like, you stop and negotiate. The odd building will have transvestites on the top floor. I’d landed in Düsseldorf mid morning and after dropping off my bags headed here hoping that the warnings I’d received about an early arrival were untrue. My intention was to stop here for a quick session and then head to a Sauna Club. But around 1pm, there were even fewer girls than I expected, of the four buildings I visited, very few doors were open. Even here, business picks up later in the afternoon and carries on into the early hours. There were more men walking up and down stairs looking for a girl than there were fuglies about. Worse, around that time, most of the women were old AND fat AND ugly. But not all were like that and I found a Ghanaian girl to inaugurate my trip with.

FKK Great Palace

Formally known as Amnesia, this club is a real FKK – in other words the girls are expected to be nude. This is not so common in NRW as it is in Hessen, but Great Palace is one where almost all the girls are naked. With the new name, the club has also been remodelled, decorated and a number of improvements made. On arrival around 2pm, there were about 10 girls but by early evening it had doubled and still more girls were trickling is when I departed, I had the feeling it was a popular late night destination yet a club of that size could handle even more girls. This was late summer and around 5pm the outdoor grill station started up, there was a selection of grill items that you could take back inside and add sides. (Nobody goes to these clubs for the food but if you are going to be there for most of the day then it’s nice to know that you can get something to eat.)
Great Palace is clearly improving and will grow in popularity. It is some distance from Düsseldorf but draws custom from Essen and Dortmund.
Westring 233a 44579 Castrop Rauxel / http://great-palace.com/neu/

Sky Saunaclub

A visit to Sky Saunaclub was a bit of a letdown. Due to reports, I was a little optimistic that it would be good for Latina girls but while that was true, far too many of them were either overweight, old, ugly or a combination. Still I did spot a couple I liked and ended up going with Valentina from Colombia who welcomed me into the club. Another visitor there told me that Wuppertal was a gritty town and the club was just like that, it’s small and feels cramped. There were about 6 girls when I arrived but later another 10 showed up, entry is €35, sessions are €50. It’s a small place, hard to park and worse to exit, food was limited but adequate.
Deutscher Ring 40, Wuppertal / http://www.sky-saunaclub.com/

AO Clubs

Before I continue, it’s time to talk about AO clubs. AO means “Alles Ohne” which translates to “All without” – in other words, bare back sex. For the past few years there have been clubs advertising that their girls provide bareback sex, while you can try to get any girl in any club to do it, in these clubs most if not all the girls provide bare back as standard at no extra cost. Advertising AO has come to an end due to laws being proposed, it’s still at least six months away but a ban is coming. The clubs have responded by not advertising although AO service continues for now. AO Clubs are almost synonymous to the old RTC (Red Carpet Clubs) as that chain – Dietzenbach, Arabella, Grimberg, Villa Venus & Romantika are the main AO clubs with a few additions.

Bernd’s

So now AO clubs have been mentioned, it’s time to talk about Bernd’s. There’s some debate about whether or not Bernd’s is or is not an AO club. It was never advertised as such but there have been claims that AO is available at an extra cost yet others claim that it’s not. Bernd’s is famous here as the first real FKK from 1981, this is a house and therefore does not have all that many girls. The girls are still nude and have a great attitude although few are young with some reaching into their 40’s, nor are they the best looking but Bernd’s claim to fame is their attitude. I chose Angie a native German who it turns out has been there for years, at least in her late 30’s and knows how to give great service. Later it was with Maria from Bulgaria who was young and beautiful. Entry was €50 and sessions were the same. The strange thing is that you do not pay for the sessions when you finish but when you leave, the girls you have been with are called over by the receptionist and you then pay what you owe.
Schieferhof 28, 53773 Hennef / http://schieferhof.istmein.de/

Golden Time

This was my number one location from my first trip here in April, surprisingly I recognised a few girls I’d done then and others that I’d missed but I later heard that they don’t have many fresh faces. Entry was €60 and sessions were €50, I made two visits here this trip. One thing I like about GT is the large garden for when evening rolls around and the main bar is choking from the cigarettes - but this is one club that does not have a large indoor area and the kitchen is in a large tent outside – I don’t know what that would be like when it’s snowing or freezing. This is not an FKK, most girls are in lingerie with a few topless and the odd girl nude. On Tuesday, GT was fairly quiet but Sunday it was as full as you could tolerate, it’s also known as a daytime club that peaks early in the afternoon and winds down before midnight. By early afternoon on Sunday it was extremely busy.
Heidweg 1, 41379 Brüggen / http://www.goldentime.de/

Freude 39

AKA Freudenberg 39, this is a nude girl type of FKK, situated off a main road and strange looking, it’s on an industrial area and appears to have been converted from something else, therefore it’s far too big for the number of people who visit. It’s a second tier venue as the facilities are not the best, there’s no pool if that matters, no one seems to use the saunas. The attraction is the girls at the cheap prices. Few of the girls could work in a top saunaclub yet there are plenty to fill the couches. AO is usually available but no one reacted when I asked for a condom. Prices here are changeable and should be checked near to arrival as just before my trip started they implemented new prices depending on the session length: €30 for 15 minutes, €40 for 30 minutes & €70 for an hour, entry was €40. Before this, sessions were for 30 minutes for €30, and months ago you were required to buy 1, 2, or 3 sessions as a package in advance with entry.
Freudenbergstraße 39, 44809 Bochum / http://www.freude-39.de/

SaunaClub Babylon

Despite the name this is an FKK, all the girls are nude. I got to Babylon, and had to park some small distance down the street as they do not have their own parking space. Babylon is decent sized when you realise that it has three active floors. They also have more beautiful women than elsewhere else other than Acapulco. All the girls were nude. I ended up with two Romanian girls, Mea & Alina, both did a good job. When evening rolled around, the place almost completely emptied out as everyone split to the zimmer. It was weird for 2 hours as there were few people around. There was one girl I said that I would hook up with but she went off twice with other guys while I chose not to go with any of those remaining. One strange thing was a few girls in there who would not go with men, they just seemed to hang around, one girl was very good looking and was approached a number of times but refused to go.
Oststrasse 12, 50189 Elsdorf / http://www.saunaclub-babylon.com/

FKK Acapulco

This is not an FKK despite its name as only the odd girl goes nude. But currently Acapulco is the best club in the region with a grand floorspace filled with some of the most beautiful girls. My first trip there was on a Saturday when they had an Oktoberfest Party, entry was €50 instead of the usual €40 but included up to four free beers late in the afternoon when the grill opened up. Sessions were the standard price of €40 which made it cheaper than elsewhere. Being a party and also a Saturday it was very busy but had a lot of women, the only real difference was a DJ and one girl that did a pole dance so I was not impressed that it was supposed to be a party. The second day was my last opportunity on a Monday, then there were not so many girls or customers but it was still great, beer cost €5 each with a limit of four. They claimed to have internet but the WiFi would not let you connect during my visits.
Harkortstraße 3, 42551 Velbert / http://fkkacapulco.de/

Planet Happy Garden

This is now called just Happy Garden and has changed the town the address is in from Oedt to Tönisvorst. I did not visit here as I’d read some poor reviews and the entry is high at €60, it’s supposedly smaller than GT and not as good.
Butzenstasse 41, 47918 / Tönisvorst / http://immerhappy.de

Non European girls. Nobody goes to Germany to find a Black, Latina or Oriental girl but even so, you might expect to see some. Instead it’s virtually all white European girls from Germany, Western Europe, yet mostly Eastern Europe. I would see a few black girls around and maybe the odd Thai but they were thin on the ground and only half of them were doable so because of that, they were also very popular and hard to grab.

Thanks for the report. Were these sessions 30 minutes? Acapulco will not serve you more than four beers?

The usual session length is 30 minutes but it's up to you if you want to stay longer, you just pay extra.

Acapulco does have a four drink limit, it's probably due to everyone needing to drive there, it's hard to get to without a car.

Thanks for the report. You're right, there's been Germany reports but they're not a regular feature here. I can only guess that since this site started as an info forum for Cali people going to Tijuana, most of those guys are focused on that location and Asia which makes sense for the west coast.

Also, airfares even from the east coast are a major obstacle for people who would like to go to Europe. I'd say this: every monger needs to hunt around for that bargain airfare to Frankfurt Germany and do the FKKs at least once in thier mongering careers. If FKKs don't blow you away...probably nothing will and it's time to think about settling down.

I did the FKKs once and I had a fantastic time. I agree that everyone should give it a try. However, I probably won't go back soon as I like to do warm weather trips during the long Chicago Winter. If I was able to swing it with work, I'd spend Jan - April in S. America. Unfortunately I "only" get 6 weeks of vacation a year.

Up to about 2009, it seemed to me that 80% of the material on this board was Brasil-oriented.

Thanks for the FKK report. I've only done the Frankfurt area so great to read an uptodate recap of Northern locations.

I also urge everybody to try an FKK at least once. The positives are well documented in the reports: all nude girls, low prices, mostly first world women, etc.

I think one downside is that the girls are somewhat mechanical probably due to the high volumn. However, Terma girls in Brazil service a lot men but still put passion into the sessions.

D&U,
outstanding report.
thank you for the link to FKKGreat Palace! It was hilarious. I thought it was going to launch into a World of Warcraft meets the Prince of Persia role-playing game or something. Aside from the theatrical website, it sounds like you are giving it a score of 6 out of 10? Good but not great. Would you recommend it for a group of English(only)-speaking first-timers?

BDombrowski, it's fairly good and as I said I expect it to get better as time goes by. It'll be fine for a first timer but try getting your feet wet with visits to other places such as Samya, Babylon, Golden Time & Acapulco.Great Palace is quite a drive from Dusseldorf and you could go to Cologne in the same time. All this is via car, I'd not recommend GP otherwise.

BigPop:"I can only guess that since this site started as an info forum for Cali people going to Tijuana, most of those guys are focused on that location and Asia...:- Where do the "hardcore" ha ha... German/Euro mongers swap info?
D&U: Cologne is the safest bet?

No, I think Dusseldorf is best, just make sure that you get a car. It's a central location but you will find yourself driving some distance to certain locations, ie Bernd's will be 50 miles South East, Freude 39 is 32 miles North East and Goldentime is 33 miles West.

Thanks for the report

I have been intrigued by AO after reading some online reports of them doing quick tests at the door. Is that actually the case? I like the idea of an upfront test.....

Tests? No.

I think that the only places that may do that is the gangbangs or parties. In the FKK scene there is no testing.

LM & all,
On site/walk in test?! Other than the usual “you look like a dead-beat, sho us the money” or the girl “smells/tastes something funny and slows down for a bigger tip” type of test? Should I register with a porn company and get those 30-day disease-free clinic checks? LOL. What are these reports?