After writing about fried chicken, most might think that this post is about bee nectar. It is not. But, if you want native bee honey in Pattaya, I saw jars of honey at the no-wall fruit/vegetable stands, corner of Central Pattaya Road and 2nd Road.

Before getting on with honey, please be advised that this post might be too explicit for some.

One night in my Pattaya room, a Thai girl wearing a towel stepped out of the bathroom and towards my waiting naked arms.

I unwrapped her towel throwing it on a dresser. Looking at her curvy body, I thought, what a honey.

She looked down. She said, honey.

Oh, yeah. I guessed, she likes me. Finally, a 20s girl attracted to an old dude. My recent months of heavy weight-lifting must be paying off. Over 30 years ago, Thai girls used to yell honey, handsome, etc at me as I walked by; now, very few yells.

I held her naked body next to mine. Felt her warmth. Stooped down and licked-kissed-sucked her erect nipples.

I was in a hurry. My small me wanted to bury its head amid her warm fleshy folds.

I laid her on her back on the bed. Spread her legs apart. Inserted until the full shaft was ensconced in her tight tunnel and thrusted in-out, up-down, right-left, circle right, circle-left, mix of diagonals, repeat in random order and combinations, slow-fast-faster until fire-in-the-hole pulses deep, deeper, deepest. Wonderful.

Afterwards, she looked at me and said, honey.

I said, right, sugar. I thought, terms of endearment.

She looked at me. Pointed at my small me and said, honey.

Oh. I was puzzled and then a light went on in a brain cell and I understood. I asked, you meant to say, horny?

She said, yes, honey.

I spent the next few moments in getting her to pronounce a " r " in the middle of honey.

So, I pondered. I wondered, how many other guys heard the word "honey" and thought the girls were shouting a word of endearment. When, in fact, the girls were asking, if they wanted sex? Guys thinking she was offering love, when in reality, the offer was for sex. Trapped by a mispronounced word.

For me, I thought she was considering me to be her lover. Turns out she was just noting that I was ready for sex.

Hope this will alert guys not to misinterpret a Thai girl's "honey".

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Television, Pattaya vs Manila.

I enjoy watching some programs on the National Geographic, Discovery, and History channels -- which Pattaya hotels and their cable television companies do not show. I watch these channels in Manila.

For example, a recent show was called "Ladyboys". It began with a late 30s Brit visiting Pattaya and explaining that the first ladyboy he met was more feminine than real girls and they were planning to live together. It covered other transgender topics, such as a black American who was visiting Thailand to win a ladyboy contest in order to get money for more surgery. It was too much deviant information for me.

"Bangkok Hooker" is a television series to be televised in Manila beginning July 2017 on the Discovery channel. However, its ad indicates that it will be about a Thai guy's fishing experiences.

You could work this into a classic short story. Along the lines of O.Henry.