I was amazed at how small the world is becoming. I mapped out everything from Google maps. Had a great Laquito apartment off of Bnb for 40 bones per night. Wifi is everywhere so translation and conversation is no problem for a muy porquito Espanol speaker like myself. And most important Tinder rules.

Set up a tinder profile, swiped right and from 150 k to 200 k I had women come to my door. Including but not limited to: a Tu Candela dancer, a bikini beach model, 2 bi sex university students, and an incredible massage therapist.

I love the clock tower (CH Link) and loved the beach (CH Link) even though not that nice. The touts I avoid. I can get my own pussy so thanks but no thanks.

I basically just smoked weed everyday. Invited girls to eat, dance, and fuck and it was maybe the best 8 days of my life.

I also like how Tinder cuts out the touts and middlemen and pimps because well fuck them. Prices for a guy with average looks and a bit of charisma was 120 on low end to avg 180-200. Paid 300 k for a super model and realized after she would have done it for 200 k.

One last thing: play your game not theres. Have no prob saying no or setting expectations. I felt very lucky to encounter very little bullshit and the Chicas kept coming back day after day for more. I love these girls.

Sorry. P.S: I also fucked a Venezuelan who was fine from tinder. She loved having her ass eaten and sucked down my leche. None of the Colombianas wanted to drink load they wanted it on them. Also Venezuelans are a bit less (150 k).

Can't fucking wait to come back. My girls hit me up on what's app and luckily none have asked for money. Lololo.

Also, I did meet Tony the tout on Hollywood beach.

He loves being famous on the internet. Maybe should have gotten an autograph.


and one side note..

It is amazing to see the hate for the Venezuelans from many of the girls because of driving the price down, but also felt much like the feelings some have in the USA for Mexicans. I guess wherever you go in the world there is the same issues and arguments with just different faces.

I wish for world peace through pussy.

Nice. Thanks for the report.

I wonder how the eat and dance part stacks up against Medellin. In Medellin I had the sense I was just going to have to deal with a lot of stares and even nasty looks if I took a young chica out somewhere. And not a lot of nightlife options where a gringo could take a date, safely. Or maybe I just didn't know where to go.

Esteban,

Sorry I am so late...

Cartagena is a pussy town. Everybody’s ass is up for grabs as Axl Rose might say.

I just took the girls wherever I wanted