Day 1: Tuesday

I started to write a couple Colombia reports for Cartegena and Medellin, but Jaggerbowski beat me to it so I put them on hold. I've been busy with work so I haven't gotten around to finishing that or writing reports on a number of other trips, but I'm trying to get to them now.

Berlin in late 2018 was my next trip after Colombia and was only for a couple days, so this is an easy one.

I had to fly through the UK and change airports from Heathrow (LHR) to Londn City Airport (LCY) for my flight to Berlin. The metro took less than 2 hours and cost 6 pounds, roughly $10 US after conversion and exchange commission. It was fairly easy and smooth.

I got into Berlin (TXL) around 9:30pm. The airport seemed empty, immigration and customs went quickly. I withdrew 300 euros from the ATM and checked Uber. A ride to my hostel was 27 euros, I took the 3 euro bus to the metro instead. Another 3 euros got me to my hostel. I checked in, freshened up, and was out the door by 11pm.

I checked Uber again, 27 euros to Artemis. I opted for public transit again, another 6 euros and the trip was quick and easy.

Artemis
https://www.fkk-artemis.de/en/environment/

Cover at Artemis was 80 euros. There were approximately 30 ladies milling about. Most were decent and a few were hot, but none were truly outstanding. My initial impression was really good, but as I got used to their looks, most of them lost their luster. The ladies here couldn't compete with some of the lineups at the really big clubs around Frankfurt.

The ladies here also seemed less aggressive than I have experienced at other FKKs. There were a couple exceptions, of course, they weren't ones I was interested in. The hottest ladies here seemed uninterested in working, stuck up, or both.

There was a cute blond Romanian named Roluka who was tempting as she had a good personality, but I passed on her given that I wanted someone I considered hot for the money I was paying. That turned out to be a mistake.

I eventually ended up with a brunette Russian named Tanya. She was a little bit on the older side, maybe late 20's or early 30's, but her body and face were smoking. Her body was very tight with large bolt-ons and she had a near perfect tan. Her face looked like a cross between Julia Roberts and Teri Hatcher, a bit more of the former. She seemed way too business-like in her approach, but I had been in the club for hours without finding a better option and Roluka was busy. She seemed a little better as we sat together, so I agreed to 60e for a session with her.

Tanya looked a lot like how Julia Roberts looks in this picture, although Tanya's hair was black.


I should have negotiated more before heading up with her as I found out in the room that anything besides a CBJ and straight sex was going to double the price, although I still probably would have gone with her given the options. The session lacked passion, but it was ok, not worth the 140 euros but at least it was a decent time and I was able to cross Artemis off my list.

It was almost 3am by the time I got out. There was supposed to be a night bus nearby, but the pickup spot seemed weird and didn't show for over 10 minutes after it was supposed to, so I bit the bullet and took an Uber back for 20 euros.

I went to Artemis 10-11 years ago. Think it was around 50 EUR to get in and 70 EUR for the girls.
Includes free non-alcoholic drinks.
However..the exchange rate was 1.40+ back then.

Do they still have a bunch of Turkish girls in the back corner? I took down a Turk and a Polish.
Both were ok in the room. Let just say not better then South American girls but better then some Thai's I've been with.

Artemis is know for lacklustre performance and girls charging for extras such as kissing. They have no competition in Berlin and some of the most predatory women around. I'll be posting a trip report soon for the past fortnight in West Germany. I've been getting sessions from €30 to €100 so your €60 session seems to be a ripoff but it's like that there. More to come in my report.

Ceenotes, I'm not sure. If I recall correctly I was approached by at least one Turk, but I really didn't make much of an effort to speak with ladies I wasn't interested in. Since I couldn't have my phone on me it was also more difficult to take notes.

Downandup, thanks for the info! Good to know that that's the reputation and not just an off night I hit. Sounds like I don't need to hit it again for confirmation.

Day 2: Wednesday Part 1

I spent the first part of the day on tourist activities. I didn't have a whole lot of time in Berlin, but I was able to see the Berlin Wall and Brandenburg Gate.

In the late afternoon, I visited a place called Aller45 - https://aller45-berlin.de/ . I spent 18 euros on an Uber to get here because I wanted to arrive before it was starting to get dark and I wanted to get there while there was still some light out. I don't recall how I found out about the place, but I believe it was from Google. I couldn't find much information on establishments on the forums aside from Artemis. I had found out about at least a couple other places as well, but I chose Aller45 because it was the only one with a website with a lady that had a face shot that I found attractive.

I saved a copy of the page for my target. Her name was Monica. (She's not currently available on their website.)



The building where Aller45 is located looks like an apartment complex. Someone was walking out when I arrived, so I walked right in, but I didn't see any signs. I called the number from the website, but the lady that answered didn't speak any English. I wasn't sure what to do, so I walked back outside. At the entrance, there was a callbox with one of the buttons labeled Aller45. When I pushed that, someone else answered and she spoke English and told me where to go.

There were only 3 ladies available, fortunately Monica was one of them. She looked very much like her photos, only a slight downgrade with less makeup. She was also an Amazon/Wonder Woman-type, but not a problem for me.

Anita was also available. She was ok looking but too thin. I saved a copy of her small photos. The third lady was not in doable range. I didn't take note of her name.



I chose Monica from Romania, of course. Session was 50 euros total for half an hour, payment up front to the madam. Monica was very friendly and provided a good session, but nothing extraordinary. She was better than Tanya at Artemis, though.

Here are a couple of the full size photos I saved.



If I make it back to Berlin, I'll probably consider Aller45 again.

Photos: Monica - Aller45 01 02

Wow that girl looks rediculously hot and probably business like but it is still something to brag about.

Matrix,

50 Euro's sounds like a deal.
When does the clock start?

Oldschool, my photos didn't capture it but she was very attractive in person. I wouldn't call her business-like, she was friendly and accommodating, just not super-passionate.

Ceenotes, if I remember correctly, the clock started when Monica returned with my drink (they offered water or soda, I think). It didn't seem rushed or anything, but they did ring to let us know time was up.

Day 2: Wednesday Part 2

I was leaving for Dusseldorf the next day and had no further plans for the evening, so I decided to check out the local street scene. I generally avoid street walkers (Clock Tower ladies in Cartegena, Colombia being the only exception that comes to mind) but I thought, might as well to kill time.

I believe I found info on more than one area, but the most popular one seemed to be the streets surrounding the LSD Erotikmarkt on the Southwest corner of Kurfürstenstraße and Potsdamer Straße. The only ladies I found seemed to be hanging out to the west of Kurfürstenstraße. If you are facing the shop on the corner, this would be to the right side.


Photo of LSD shop found on Google

It was around 11pm and there really weren't that many out, but perhaps it's more of a day scene. Anyhow, the first few I saw that were closest to the sex shop were hideous. I didn't expect much from there, but as I continued to walk down the block, I found two that were very attactive and at least two more that seemed probably attractive, but I didn't get a close look. I had no plans to session again so closely after Monica, but the price and the fact that I was leaving soon made me to decide to roll the dice with an Alexandra from Hungary. She was a tall blond with a very pretty face but slight stomach. I also had eyes on a skinny blond which I probably should have chosen, but Alexandra was a good kind of aggressive and roped me in.

The typical protocol is to bring the ladies into the sex shop for the session which takes place in those tiny rooms where guys typically jerk off to videos. Cost for the room was 5 euros for something like 10 or 15 minutes. Alexandra wanted 30e for a blow job or 50e for sex. The rooms are so small that the only position that seemed possible is standing from behind. I would have gone for a session in a decent room, and wasn't really excited about the prospect of a BJ there, but I did it just for the experience. The BJ was covered, but the technique wasn't that bad. I couldn't come because the room was too hot and uncomfortable. I would give this scene another shot, but only in a regular room, not in the sex shop.

My flight the next morning was on easyjet, my first time flying with them. Just shortly before the 2 hour cutoff, I realized that they only had online checkin. Fortunately, I got checked in on time. Public transit to the airport was only 3 euros.

Next stop...Dusseldorf. (Although I might go ahead and submit my Colombia reports first)

Photos: Alexandra 03 04 05