Apologies for not posting this last week but I had a family emergency to attend to.

Prologue

Every year I like to take a sex vacation around the time of my birthday. At the end of 2018, I was intending to go to Bangkok and started looking at fares. But even then I saw that the prices were unusually high as my holiday coincided with Easter being right in the middle of my trip, everyone else has the plan of taking advantage of public holidays to add days on their trip. I tried waiting some time and also checked different dates but that did not work, the prices did not drop and then started rising. Therefore looking at my trip budget, I decided once again to return to Germany.

I did a lot of planning, most of which I expected to be wasted. My plan was that I would be visiting clubs but I had in mind checking out sites like sexdo.com, 6today.de & sexrelax.de for other girls. I also used ladies.de and kaufmich.com but only for women that were well recommended on forums. The reviews were depressing, few of the contacts seemed to be great service providers, far too often there were complaints about service, dated photo’s, different girls to that advertised as well as the odd rip-offs and thefts. My shortlist was very short indeed and the way these girls frequently change locations and the fact that they would only answer German phone numbers (you can’t buy a German sim without an ID and proof of a German home address) made this a non-starter.

From my research into FKK's, there have been a few changes from my last trip. First, the sauna club Yin Yang in Roermond, Netherlands has been shut down by authorities for a year. The Dutch police made a search of the premises for illegal activities and found basically nothing. Yet there was a small amount of drugs found in customers lockers, obviously brought in by the customers themselves. It gave the town’s feminazi mayor an excuse to order the club to close. After a legal fight, the mayor won an appeal and the club has been ordered shut until April 2020. For now the club is closed but the owner may continue the fight. This has had an impact, first all the girls there have spread about the clubs in the region and the customers have followed.

The club most affected seems to be Goldentime which was closest and now they have more customers crossing the border. Since Yin Yang was forced to close, there has been an influx of younger men from the Netherlands who are crowding out the old regulars who are complaining about the way things are going downhill. It seems that one of the female staff was beaten by a young drunk and even more recently there are reports on forums that they are turning away new visitors when they are too busy. I’ve been there on Party days and it has been very unpleasant so this must be even worse. Unless I hear more positive news about GT in the next two weeks then I may have to cross it off my todo list apart from a token visit in the middle of the week.

Next are rumours about Acapulco in Velbert. It was first said some time back that the club’s lease was ending at the end of the year and then later that the operator was attempting to buy the building and if that happened, then the club would be closed for a period for some desperately needed renovations. The place has been allowed to run down, it’s a complete dump that survives only because of the great women there. Whatever the result, I planned on visiting unless I knew for certain that it was closed.

There was also news about Magnum in Erkrath, it was moving to club Harem in Dormagen. I did not understand that until I learned that the original Magnum was being managed by an insolvency court appointed administrator since the middle of last year, a new operator would be taking control on May 1, and that the original operators were renaming Harem (aka Beluga) Dormagen to Magnum Dormagen.

In the meantime, I was also hearing good things about Finca Erotica and reports that Acapulco Gold had some of the best girls. So there appears to have been more than the usual changes since my last trip in late July. In contrast, Babylon, Samya, Living Room and others seem to be unchanged.

The Trip

Friday

My first day went as scheduled but I was exhausted! I had just finished a day of work and then left on my trip, by midnight I was tired and then I had to cross the channel and drive to my destination- La Luna, I was the only customer at that time in the afternoon and had my pick. Obviously it had to be Kathi and a great hour was spent in her arms. She is still amazing. I was tired enough that I did not repeat, if I had chosen to stay there was another seven girls and three were attractive enough to be taken to a zimmer.

Sunday

I Went to Babylon for the day, there have been some improvements there, much of the back garden has been replaced by a covered swimming pool and sauna. I was approached by Michelle from Poland very quickly. A little older and heavily tattooed along her side, service was excellent though.
After some time I was later picked up by Francesca for another great session. I would have done a third round today but I was sick, yet another cold this year.

Monday

After a naughty massage in the morning, I headed to Samya. Even for a Monday it was quiet, not many girls and fewer men in the late afternoon. Was the Orthodox Easter causing this? I was hit on by an overweight girl who I had to turn away as I could not see how much fat she was hiding under her one piece cat suit. I saw a cute black girl and when I got the chance I approached her. This was Serafina from Portugal, I liked her big tits on a small frame. She said she was here for only two weeks heading home next Sunday. The next session was quite forgettable.


Tuesday

As you might argue that La Luna is not an RTC due to having a different owner, Luderland may be the start of my RTC tour. I like RTC clubs as when you walk in you pay €30 or less for entry and then pay €30 for 25 minute sessions or €50 for 40 minutes. That’s cheaper than a top tier FKK and more importantly - you can expect the service to be as good if not better than the other clubs. What’s more girls in these clubs don’t get to charge for extra’s even for BBFS or anal, though they can choose to say yes or no. There won’t be a lot of girls but you will find some nice lookers. The downside is that these clubs are just there for fucking, the rest of the time you sit in a smoke filled lounge doing little.
First was Lisa a really good fuck. Next up was Alice, a small girl with good tits for her size but a right sullen cow. I almost walked away trying to get her to talk with me on the couch. In the room she was not too good but submissive enough that I steered the session the way I wanted. This girl was the exception to the rule as it was possibly the worst session I have had in an RTC.

Wednesday

Sharks

This place has an appropriate name as it's a feeding frenzy before the place gets busy. I could not sit down and have a drink before I was interrupted by yet another girl trying to get me to a room. The drive down had made me think I was making s big mistake as for almost all of the two hours it was raining and cold, yet early afternoon the weather cleared and got warmer so when those little piranhas got too much I'd go outside and out of sight only exposing myself when I was ready to find a girl. Sharks has a lot of beautiful women but they all want 100€ for 30 minutes and the service was not that good.

Thursday

Back to Babylon for some fucking, the first session started with a great bbbj but I should have done cim as switching so close to the end was a mistake. Second session went well, a new girl Jessie who has tried Living Room and preferred Babylon. I've seen some public fucking twice here today, you would expect that would stop with the new laws, and the fact that Babylon has had a few visits from Polizi with Tax Inspectors checking things out.

Good Friday

My last chance for a club before Easter was at Dietzenbach before I headed to Franconia. I had two sessions, first was fairly good and if it had continued I'd have done a bbbjcim but switching ruined everything and nothing after that would work. Then did a Mia Khalifa look alike which went well. This place has the cheapest prices for sessions, €30 for 25 minutes, €50 for 40. And the girls look fairly good, on average better than any other RTC club.

Easter Monday

After two days of abstinence, I stopped at Villa Verena for my first ever visit and I was not impressed, there seemed to be about 6 girls in all after cute one girl let me in and then disappeared. Quality is very low as there was only one other doable girl, the other five were not attractive at all. This club could do better, it has a decent size to run twice the number of girls but I suspect that there is not enough demand. Also, it was a Monday between Catholic and Orthodox Easters which could have meant lower numbers. I’ve heard reports that this is the best RTC around but I found it to be poor. To be fair, it was Easter Monday and days before Orthodox Good Friday so it’s possible that I arrived at the wrong time. The selection was poor but I also hear that girls are moved from one club to another as needed and a club will be closed for "maintenance" when the there are not enough customers and girls.

Tuesday - Golden Time

I was going to leave this FKK until later but when I saw that today was the last day of a week of glorious weather, then I decided to make the best of it. So far this club looks unchanged, although the furniture has been replaced. There are still a few girls that I recognize from previous trips but most are new. They have a new policy of covering up the cameras in people's phones which never happened before. Eve formally of Living Room has moved here, great session with her. No sign of the supposed Dutch invasion, even at 7:30 it seemed as pleasant as ever so it might be a weekend phenomenon.

Wednesday – Grimberg & Acapulco

Grimberg was ok, I think a lot of girls were working as I only saw about 7 on the couches. After taking one to the room, I was not interested in any other girls so made my way to Acapulco. I'd not heard that it was closed yet so gave it a try. As I'd heard, there is a lot of maintenance needed, the pool had been drained, bathrooms were out of commission since my last visit. There were a small selection of girls at 1:30 but I expected it to improve as usual. However things were only slowly improving and I could not see any good candidates. I suspected that the girls had started returning home for Orthodox Easter. By 8pm I could see that it was a bust.

Thursday - Arabella

There was a good lineup here today and some good looking girls too although one or two looked a bit older than you might expect. The ages of the women cross a wide range, one could have been in her late forties and another around the forty mark. There was one girl who wanted to use a condom so I switched. Anastasia is still there and looking better after losing weight but her teeth are going black.

Friday

Luderland visit #2. This was my last day in FKK land and I had to leave fairly early so needed a club that opened early, an RTC club fitted the bill and today the lineup was better than the previous visit. About half the girls in there were good enough looking to work in a big FKK.

The Aftermath

Not too soon after finishing my trip and I discover that there have been some more changes. Acapulco was closed just days after I visited and the operator moved the staff to Acapulco Gold. The good news is that someone else has taken over Acapulco and it has closed for refurbishment reopening in June.

Closed clubs include XS Saunaclub Bochum & FKK Penelope. I doubt that any international mongers would be concerned about these clubs.

I hear that entry into Babylon has gone up to €70 at the start of May, I was paying €60.

You may call me jaded but I hear the same complaints from Germany regulars, the stunners don't work in FKK's anymore, the service is not as good as it used to be and the girls are charging extra for things that used to be part of the regular service. Sharks is the worst example that I experienced, the same did not happen around Dusseldorf or Cologne.

The prostitution laws of two years ago are having an impact, on another forum, a member reports that the number of girls has dropped to 2/3 of the numbers there used to be.

RTC’s are cheap yet usually the quality of service is better than at the FKK’s.

Despite all the recent changes in the past few months, and the Prostitute Regulation law of 2017, Germany and the FKK's is still great for those looking for short time fun and prefer white girls. There a still many clubs and lot's of girls around. You can get some good service if you work at it and check what club is hot at the time. I expect that I will be returning some time.

Thanks for the report! You covered a lot of ground.

Putting price aside, what were the best 2-3 clubs in terms of girl's quality, attitude and service?

Also what's the difference between an RTC and FKK? Thanks

The best club will change from time to time so it's always best to ask around, for many years the best club near Dusseldorf was Golden Time. From my experience it's still the same albeit with the cream taken off the top, the two or three stunners you might have seen once upon a time no longer appear there. I missed going to Living Room this trip but I hear it's still good and then there's Babylon west of Cologne which has been consistently good. Samya in Cologne is good too but draws a rowdy Turkish contingent in the evenings. Bernd's is renowned for the features that you are asking about but the "girls" are of mixed ages and looks.

RTC = Rote Teppen Club, in English Red Carpet Club as many of the cubs have the same owner who used the same red carpets everywhere. Names you might be familiar with are Dietzenbach near Frankfurt, Freude 39, Arabella, Villa Verena, Villa Venus & Grimberg in NRW. La Luna is not in the chain although it's considered an RTC by the way it operates.

They're cheaper than an FKK having limited facilities, smaller and not as nice, just girls sitting nude on sofa, a lot of smoking and porn on TV's. You can't get food there just fruit or crackers, drinks are limited to a soda machine and coffee dispenser. They are not designed for you to spend the day, the usual customers comes in regularly, sessions once or twice and then leave. I've come in to a club an hour after opening and some guys are getting dressed again.

You can expect that the girls service will be good to excellent, no games or attitude. It's straightforward without complications. Some could never make it in an FKK but there are some who could, it's a mix of Bulgarian and Romanian girls.

For the prices I mentioned earlier, everything is all inclusive, you just have to ask what's available, BB is exceedingly common. Anal is available too and some clubs will have photo cards on the girls on site, that may show that the girl will provide anal. Girls will be moved around the clubs so as to keep the numbers balanced and sometimes the owner will close a club for "maintenance" during periods of low demand.

(Message edited by downandup on May 18, 2019)

Thanks