Sorry to be late in writing this report. Many times, I think everybody knows, so no need to write.

I have a little bit of time now. Why not?

Soi 13/1 and soi 13/2 lie between 2nd Road and Beach Road, Pattaya. These streets have a lot of bars, restaurants, rooms to rent, at least one internet place, laundries, a book store of sorts, travel agencies, lots of food carts on the street, etc. And 4-5 gogo clubs and maybe more clubs.

Distant years ago, when I was young and spry, I walked from my hotel to Walking Street along 2nd Road and Beach Road. Sometimes I would stop at a gogo club on soi 13/1 and soi 13/2 on the way to or on my way back. The clubs had 5-15 girls and many customers. Girls were too busy with a customer for me to get any attention. Never had good luck in these clubs.

As I got older and my capacity to drink another beer and ability to walk all night grew less, I stopped dropping by these gogo clubs on the way to and from Walking Street.

Until August 2019. Tired of going to the gogo clubs on/near Walking Street and soi LK (soi 7 and soi 8 are down to maybe one gogo club each), I thought I tour soi 13/1 and soi 13/2 for an evening.

The first notable thing about the gogo clubs was that they offer draft beer for 60 baht, at least during their respective happy hours. That was a good start at 8 pm. One exception was one club offering a draft beer for 50 baht.

Next was the good and the bad, depending upon your perspective. The first club had only one female dancer on stage. But, I was the only customer. The dancer was grossly fat -- to my mortal eyes but would be a beauty to an admirer of Rubenesque females. The dancer was willing to give me attention if I had indicated interest. Meanwhile, another huge girl walked into the club. I guess she was the next dancer.

The next club along the soi had someone guarding the entrance and a curtain covered the entrance. I could not really determine if it was a gogo club or not. I decided to keep moving along the soi since it was early and I could always return if need be.

I passed, or actually scuttled past without making eye contact, lone transvestites sitting or standing in front of bars. Some Thai girls and many trannies are taller than me and probably stronger.

A club at the other end of the soi was similar to the first club. A single overweight female dancer on stage, 60-baht draft beer, only customer inside.

Onto the next soi, the third club was better. It had one other customer inside. A white male, maybe 20-pounds extra, 30s, sitting with a heavy dancer, and swapping spit with her. When he paid up to leave, he grabbed a third heavy girl, by-passing the heavy female dancer on stage, and tipped her. The guy had a harem in this club. At least one club had something going.

Continuing on into the night, I had a draft beer at two more clubs at the other end of the soi. One club was the best of the lot, Far East Rock. Stretching back into the memory archives, too dark to remember, I thought Far East Rock had moved from the Beach Road end of the soi. At that end are some new businesses and their buildings, Pizza Hut and nearby Hooters and Starbucks. Far East Rock was better decorated, and had a couple of more females, although one was loud, an apparent screaming trannie.

One thing that a few of these clubs still have are rock videos on the overhead monitors. Many rock videos are like mini-movies, very creative. Note though that these clubs have better interiors and are brighter than the nights of 1980s with dim lighting and walls listing names and dates of people (buying a round of drinks was the cost of getting your handle on the wall)..

For a different scene, a different night out, the gogo clubs on soi 13/1 and soi 13/2 are available. They are a quiet version of a combination soi 6 and soi Buakhao. Of course, if you like bars and trannies (not as numerous as on soi 6), then these streets can be your happy spot in Pattaya. Otherwise, if you want a really big, big Thai girl, then these soi's are your hunting ground.

There are also many, many massage parlors on both. When in Pattaya I often walk down either of these two sois just to get to Beach Road 2 (to catch a baht bus to points north).

A couple nights ago I was almost to the end of Soi 2 when I spotted a new girl at Home Massage on the north side. She was seated outside with a few other ladies, holding a price-list sign on her lap. She was in her twenties with big, BIG beautiful thighs, just as smooth as could be. Tractor beams.

My feet took me to her. She told me that it would be 200 baht for a shoulder massage. I would have agreed to anything to get my hands on those thighs. She turned to one of the other gals, a skank, who got up and went inside. Bait and switch.

I asked Super-thighs gop krai? ("With whom?") "With her," she said. I walked. That kind of s*** irks me. Super-thighs goes "WITH ME! WITH ME! WITH ME!" They were grabbing at me.

(Yes, I could have salvaged the situation, but it felt better to walk. That's when you know you're getting tired of Pattaya. Also, I have a girlfriend who has been working there for years but was off that day. Didn't want to offend her.)

(Message edited by costar on December 25, 2019)

Soi 2. Yes, that end of 2nd Road has several big massage parlors with girls divided into groups. Frequently behind a glass partition.

Boobs are my magnet. But, girls in massage parlors wear falsies. Many the times, I thought I was getting C cup and got a smooth chest.

I gave up on big massage parlors and returned to gogo clubs.

All over Pattaya girls wear falsies, I've been cheated many times the same way.

A bunch of blowjob bars are down there, but otherwise I can't think of a reason to venture over there.

Those blowjob bars are not very good. I went to Pump Station, Kittens ? and Pump Station 2 one evening and it was dire, the best looker was a tranny. I gave up and went to Click bar on Soi 6.