New Year’s Eve.

I wake up with a sense of dread. I’m in Rio and ALL of the termas are closed today and tomorrow. I think I cried. Luckily, all of us had something scheduled for the afternoon. I had Bianca from Monte Carlo coming over to hang out so that should keep me a little busy.

Godfather and I head to Ground Zero to meet up with the rest of the Crew. The topic of discussion today: UWPhoto. He hits town today. We’ve been waiting on him. We get a good laugh wondering if he knows all the termas are going to be closed for the first two days of his visit. Then, we realize who we’re talking about. This guy ALWAYS has a plan. AND he always hits the ground running.

Godfather’s lady friend shows up. She’s a very attractive lady that speaks very good English with a nice personality. Sometimes I REALLY hate him. The man is a machine. He never ceases to amaze me with the ease of how he gets these ladies. And they REALLY like him. I mean, REALLY. I’ll betcha he’s had more confessions of love for him than Don King has disappointed hairdressers.

We’re chillin’ when my phone rings. It’s Bianca. She’s about a half hour late. Somehow, she got the meeting place confused. I don’t see how because I usually keep my conversations very basic since I have a weak grasp of the language. She had called earlier and I told her to meet us at Alcazar. Oh, well.

Sandman gives me some more words of wisdom. “If she called, she’s coming.” Cool. So, I wait for her to show. When she does show, I realize that she is not a daylight person. She does have light skin. It turns out she doesn’t like the sun at all. Godfather and I had planned to spend the afternoon at the beach with our respective ladies but Bianca put the kibosh on that. She was not very pleasant in the sunlight. Like a vampire. Bummer.

I decide that her mood may bring the fellas down so I figure that I’ll take her back to my place, take care of business, and send her on her way. That way, I can spend the rest of the day relaxing until the fireworks start.

I apologize to Godfather about bailing like this, but he understood. I think he wanted a little “alone” time with his lady.

Hell, I wanted a little “alone” with his lady. Bastard.

Bianca and I head back to my place and take care of the deed. The fact that she complained about the sun the entire 4 block walk to my place really made me want to hurry up and get this over with. Damn, I’m missing L’uomo right about now.

Basically, we get in. I unleash. She leaves. As soon as she leaves, I delete her number from my phone. Next.

I head back to Alcazar because I figure UWPhoto should be in by now. He is. Seaman and another cool CH guy, GCL(I hope this is the right handle), is there. I had met him earlier but he was on his way to Buzios for a week with the DON, I think. He didn’t seem to impressed with it. That sucks.

We shoot the shit and decide to squat this section in Alcazar for the day. That way, we’ll have prime real estate for the fireworks later. That, plus they have a killer Stroganoff.

SF4Dfish shows up and tells us that he has some prior engagements for the night but that he would swing by before or after the fireworks. He hangs with us for a while. We then start the shifts of squatting the table.

We manage to hold down the table. GCL suggests we use a particular waiter because he never cheated him. We follow his advice and also made arrangements with the manager. Things went very smoothly. Copacetic, as I like to say.

The day goes by pretty quickly. We expect the place to start jumping around 6pm. Sure enough it does. People are pouring in from all over the place. Women being dispensed left and right. And we’ve got the best location.

The crew makes it back in time for the festivities. Even SF4Dfish shows up with a bottle of Dom. It seems that he thinks we’ll enjoy it more. Damn, right! We will!

We have a great time just chilling and telling stories and trading information. You couldn’t find a better crew to hang with. It was weird. We were like a team of individuals. We all had our separate plans but we kinda coordinated to make sure that we all had the best time possible. Whether we were doing the same thing or not. I really enjoyed it.

We watch the fireworks, toast in the New Year, and make our way to Help. I had been avoiding Help like the plague since the psycho bitch episode. Not that I was scared, I just felt like it was too much work with all the tourist guys in town. WAY too many guys. And the girls knew it. Girls were on the high horse tonight.

On the way in, I express my displeasure of going to Help, tonight especially. But what can you do? It was the only game in town tonight and I had to play if I wanted to get laid. Godfather suggested that I take a more aggressive role with the garotas because that’s the way it works. I think I’ll step it up a little. I figure, hell, it works like a mutha for him.

Once we step into Help, Godfather changes into Primo Hunter Number One. He starts using the tourist guys like a tiger hiding in tall grass. Weaving in and out of the guys that don’t know any better, looking for the next kill.

UWPhoto walks in like he owns the place. He’s pointing out hot girls and giving me the lowdown on them: “Did her. And HER. Almost caught HER hair on fire.” Huh???

Sandman doesn’t change at all. Still smooth. He’s in no hurry. What can I say? The man is slicker than Teflon.

I follow Godfather and watch his technique. If I want to snatch the pebble from his hand, I’ve got to observe. We have similar methods. We get to where we can see as much as possible. Then we wait until we see something interesting. We then confirm that it is interesting. No need in a false alarm. If it is interesting, we put it on the list. After the list gets a few entries, Godfather starts prowling.

My list has had one on it since I got here. And she’s here. While doing recon, I saw her again. Wearing white like everyone else. This really looked good with her jet black hair and dark eyes. Her body is awesome. Small chested but very shapely. About 5 foot 5 inches of dancing dynamite.

She had that look of “I know you want me.” She was right. She had really unusual lips. Full and somewhat round. She never smiled. She appeared to be all about the business.

Normally, I avoid girls like this. I tend to relate girls that KNOW they look good with shitty service and attitude. Just like in the States. Maybe it was because it was a New Year, I don’t know. I figure that I’m going to go for it.

First, I throw out the usual bait to see if she bites.

(I had several women tell me that I have a really nice smile. Being a darker skinned brother makes it tend to REALLY stand out because my teeth are so white. I’ve learned that this is an asset so I use it as such. I can make eye contact with girls but, unless I’m really interested, I don’t smile at them.)

I make eye contact with her. We hold it for a few seconds and she gives me a little look that makes me smile. She smiles back.

Being me, I want to see what else is around because I figure my chances with her maybe a little slim. This girl sees who she wants to see. With this many horny guys in here, she can pick and choose. So, I smile at her again and walk in the opposite direction.

I meet up with Godfather near the drink ticket booth. This is a great location because almost everyone passes by here. Less work for me. Godfather and I run through our list of potentials. He keeps scoping.

I’m really hating this place now. There are WAY to many people in here. I’ve gotten burned by a cigarette and seen 2 different guys taking a piss right in the open. Geez.

I’m bitching my disgust at this point and turn around. There is my little Raven haired hottie standing next to me.

Copacetic.

I figure that I’ll watch her operate for a little while. Sure enough, this brother comes up and grabs her from behind and says something into her ear. She goes BALLISTIC! She starts yelling at him and flips him off with both fingers. The guy says something like “Do you know me?”, calls her a bitch and walks off.

Godfather and I see this and burst into tears laughing. Godfather, being the Diplomat, walks over and starts talking to her. He then comes over and relays there conversation.

GF:”Why’d you go off on that guy?”
Hottie:”He’s a liar.”
(some more conversation but ends with..)
GF:”So, how much do you need to leave this place?”
Hottie:”A LOT.”

Damn. All that AND attitude? Interesting.

Godfather sees what he was originally looking for and makes his move. I continue to chill near the hottie.

I watch her dance and she seems to be enjoying herself. For those of you that know me, the dancing will ALMOST ALWAYS get me. I figure I’ll take my chance. At this point, two other girls bump the little hottie on their way to the dance floor. She starts yelling at them. They argue for a little and then go on about their business. FIESTY! Now, I am definitely intrigued.

I ask her why is she so bad and I call her a little Devil. She claims that she isn’t and explains the previous altercations. So, I figure I would continue Godfather’s line of questioning. I ask her how much and she gives me a price of 450R. I laugh at her. I then say 300R. She starts touching me like I have a fever and tells me that I need a doctor because I’m sick. We both laugh but neither of us budge.

I tell her “Good luck” and go back to my scoping. In the time that passed, two different guys had taken her to separate parts of Help. I don’t know if she left with them.

I stop this girl named Daniella that I had made eye contact and ask her if she is with someone. She says that she is but if it doesn’t work out, she’ll be back. Yeah, I’ll hold my breath.

So, I chill.

I saw Godfather working his Primo Hunter Magic on his intended target and I think Sandman, Drew, and UWPhoto had already hooked up at this point. I start looking for alternatives. At this point, I receive ass grab number 9. I turn around and it’s the Raven haired hottie. She gave me a grope in passing.

I think she wants some Chocolate Decadence.
Copacetic.

She comes back and says 450R. I give her the same “you need a doctor” line she gave me earlier. She says no. I tell her that I have left Help with girls for 200R. She says “Okay. Well go get fucked then.” I say “Okay. Move. You’re standing in my spot.” Because she was.

Not ten minutes later, she comes up to me and says “Let’s go.” I make sure we are talking about the same price. We are. We head to the exit.

At this point, I give her the “WARNING: The Crotch Monster is larger than it currently appears.” She goes “ Yeah, yeah, yeah.” And makes a little dick sign with her thumb and forefinger. I tell her “Okay. I tried to warn you.”

We get back to my place and Godfather is there with his prey. This dude should be a Marine Force Recon Sniper. One shot. One kill.

I can’t help but grin when we walk in.

We go straight to my room and she shuts the door and starts undressing. Very business like. No problem. I kind of expected this so I go with it.

We both strip and she doesn’t do the normal foreplay things that I so enjoy. But, I’m cool regardless. Like I said, I expected this.

She stroking me with her hands slowly and Stanley One-Eye is slow to respond. I ask her if she likes to kiss. She says that she will charge me 50R to kiss. I say “Okay. I can do without the kissing. No kissing.” For some reason, I’m having fun. Why? Because I know she doesn’t realize what she’s holding. Heh heh.

She starts sucking on my nipples while she’s stroking me. This wakes up Stanley. She stops sucking on my nipple and looks down at what she’s holding.

“OH MY GOD!”

Heh heh. I NEVER get tired of that.

I look at her and say “I told you so.” She refuses to admit that she may be in over her head. I give her one of my condoms and she puts it on me.

She says, “Since you have the big dick, you do all the work” and lays on her back for missionary. Cool.

I ease Stanley home. And I work it around a little. I do a depth reading and I notice at a full plunge she has some trouble. I’ll hold back a little.

I keep it slow and enjoy looking into this girl’s beautiful face. I take my time. You see, I plan to be in this for a lonnnnngggg time.

As I do the really long, really slow strokes, I can see that it’s getting to her. Her breathing has changed and she getting a little vocal. At this point, I move my face very close to hers. So close, I can feel her breathing change. I brush my lips REALLY close to hers. But no kissing. I keep this proximity while keeping the same speed but changing the depth. I give her all of it at different intervals so that it’s always a surprise to her.

Her breathing has increased considerably. I keep going at the same pace.

I’m still teasing her with my nearness to her lips. And gets to the point where she can’t take it anymore. She moves her head up and our lips touch briefly. She says in between breaths. “50R…for kiss…”

I say “No, thank you.”

I can see that she can’t handle much more so I pick up the tempo a little. That was all she needed.

Quickly, she grabs my head with both hands and says “Okay. You pay me later!” And plants this deep kiss on me.

It’s good to be the King.

I break the kiss and tell her “You kissed ME. That’ll cost you 300R.” She then kisses me again because I haven’t slowed down.

Now, I let her have it. She can take about 75% of the full unleash mode. So I get it going at a pretty good clip. I even change positions on her. She orgasms like 3 times while we are together.

She gives me her number and her name, which I never asked her for.

Thalia.

What did I say earlier? She WILL be mine.

And she was. That night. And a few other nights before I left Rio.

All together now: It’s GOOD to be the KING!

Kick Stand

OMG. First of all...Kick Stand's posts make me laugh more than any other poster. Partly because I recall every single even that he is talking about. You guys that have never hobbied with Kick Stand need to if you get the chance. Nicest guy in the world. I've hooked up with him now about 4 times last year in South America. We usually coordinate our trips around eachother's and UWPhoto's. We've become like the three amigos of South America.

Some key points to Kick Stand's story. Holy crap batman. His girl Bianca really was scared of the sun. When she showed up at Alcazar I thought she was an albino. (Or at least she was acting like it..ha, ha). She wanted NO part of the sun, beach or ocean. I actually wanted to spend the day with Kick Stand and his date but I had a wonderful full day at Ipanema with my girl.

The waiter we had for New Year's Eve was terrific. I can't remember his name but he was actually one of the only good waiters we had at Alcazar. To be honest, I'm not quite sure why that is the meeting place that so many people go to. I think it's because Don tells people to go there. If you ask me the food is mediocre, the prices are high and the service isn't that great. We collect money and I pay the waiter before we leave for Help on NYE. We gave the dude a huge tip. We all just throw money in the pot and added a little extra. I can't remember what we ended up giving him but it was like a 35% tip and keep in mind were were there from like 4:30 PM till midnight.

The dude was jumping up and down so happy. He hugged all of us thanking us. Felt good making his night.

Kick Stand's girl that he hooked up with at Help was gorgeous. I mean gorgeous. When I saw her blowing up at that guy I was naturally curious. I like a girl with some attitude sometimes. When she came back with "alot" I just left. I like to play the hard to get with these girls. Show interest then leave if the price is high. They almost always approached me like Kick Stand's girl did.

This girl was smoking hot. She could have gotten any dude she wanted. Personally I wanted a piece of her too but that is a different story all in itself. I was actually surprised when Kick Stand came home with her. I was so happy that he took the initiative and was more aggressive with the Help girls. I was just chilling with my Help girl in the living room when he walked in. His girl looked even better than in the club.

Kick Stand described exactly how we approached Help girls. We would go in...survey for hot girls. Make a mental list, compare notes, ask the other for opinions/thoughts, watch them a little (see how they react with other guys, etc.), then I'd go in for the kill and approach them. It worked like a charm every single time. A beautiful system. If the girl asked for a lot I'd just pretend to walk away...many times I would walk away and many times they would come up to me later in the night asking if I wanted to leave.

Help is a mecca to me. I love that place with a passion. Yeah, it can get crowded with dudes but keep in mind alot of those dudes are gonna go home alone. Some of these guys saying that you can get Help girls for $100 R an hour or short time are right. 100% right. There were hundreds and hundres of girls. You know what? There were hundreds and hundreds of FOWL ugly girls too. In fact, only about 15 out of 300 were super hot to me most nights.

Also, don't be an ass with the girls. Don't approach them and say something stupid. Act like you know what is going on without sounding like you know what is going on. I would just say things like..."I see you in here every night....wow..you're dancing in the same spot every night, etc". It's better than being a jackass and going up saying "how much for a BJ or sex" which I heard guys saying to girls.

Also, don't drink too much. I saw some guys making an ass out of themselves. I couldn't believe it when Kick Stand said some dude was pissing on one of the columns by the dance floor. I think some might have actually splashed on Kick Stand. I can tell you if that was me I would have had some SERIOUS issues with that dude.

I saw many drunk guys leaving with ugly ugly scarey girls. Can you say beer goggles? No matter what anyone says...the hottie hottie girls can charge more than the others. Almost all I paid $200R for short time of 2-3 hours and some wanted $300 R for all night. Some wanted $200R for 2 hours and stayed longer.

Man..just reading all these reports makes me miss Rio. It's so easy to get hot girls there 24/7.

Hey Kick Stand that girl you picked up at Help sounds familiar.Did she have a couple of tattoos and speak english?

Ee2002,

Yes, she did. She had on on the back of her neck and another on her abdomen area but I forget the exact location. She spoke english pretty well.

Know her?

Kick Stand