I awake about 4 AM, watch CNN for a few, and then call the house about an 8 AM wakeup call.

At 7:45 AM, the phone rings. It is Patricia, Jackie. I am confused. She starts off with a bunch of shit, and I just tell that I need to sleep. Of course, I get a wake up call as soon as I start talking to her. I hang up go back to sleep, and then I get another wake up call. Of course, I want to shoot Jackie, the front desk.

No I am really awake, and start feeling the need for a cannon shot. I remember Jackie from the day before, and also remember the she was not bad looking. She was doable, but you might pick someone else if there were more choices. Jackie is from Extreme Night Girls (phone number 227-4608). I call Jackie, and she gets over in 20 minutes. I get a small massage that was not so good, and then she starts the CBJ. We then get to sex, and I get off my canon shot.

At this point, I just want to be by myself. Somehow, this girl want to stick around. She asks why I am getting dressed, and I say that I want breakfast. She thinks that I have invited her to breakfast. I say ok, and we get a taxi, and go to a breakfast place a few blocks away.

At breakfast she tells me the water buffalo is dead (ask SF_Hombre about this), her birthday is Friday, that she is free all day, that next time I come to town she will cook all my meals, and that she has left the cell phone in my room at the hotel. I am beginning to wonder if I forgot my taxi rip off lesson, and that she is running the clock on me. The she proceeds to tell me that her TV is in the pawn show, and that the interest is running on it. She wants to the pawn shop after breakfast, and show me the tv. By now, I have almost fallen out of my chair, and am hoping for a Navy Seal helicopter to lift me out of here. We finish breakfast, and walk back to the hotel. There is no way that I am going to let this lady back into the room. I tell her to wait out from while I go up to get her cell phone. I get back down, get her the cell phone, and quickly walk back in the hotel wondering if I misunderstood her, and she really has 2 dead water buffalos.

Next I pack, check out of the hotel, and now am at the airport on my way back to LAX.

Oh no, not her again. Jackie was also trying to cheat Extreme Nights out of thier part of the commission. She told me as much.

I personally do not like knowing about these things. It also makes me feel like my pockets may be empty also if I do not watch her.

I also get tired of the dead water buffalo stories.

Sounds like you need to get to BA soon.

CP

You'd think by now there wouldn't be a water buffalo left anywhere in the world...they've all gotten sick, died, and we mongers have paid for all their funerals and tractor replacements.

LOL. Oh my god. Too funny. I've never gotten the water buffalo story but even if I did I would tell them I have a water buffalo too.

I agree with Moondog...BA is calling your name CP. I'm trying to hold out and stay away from BA but UWPhoto and Kick Stand keep trying to talk me into going back in March. Help...

Good posts CP.

SF_Hombre. Thanks bro for alerting me to water buffalos.

CP

PS: At least she did not need retreads on the condoms.

GF-If UW and KS are working on you for March, you don't stand much of a chance.....he he

I still pay for an occasional Water Buffalo, but at least I recognize a Water Buffalo story when I hear one now......Is that progress SF_Hombre?

Ezy. It depends on weather the water buffalo eats bailed hay, or bambo sprouts.

CP

CP...in my case she usually eats salmon rosada and drinks Chandon.........

EZY:

Have you tried MacDonalds? For true love she should be happy to go there.

CP

Hey guys, Lucky for me my new Brazilian novia's water buffalo eats...polish sausages (ha ha.

SF_Hombre. Does she have vaginal teeth?

CP

PS: Polish sausages are not capable of regrowth after being champed by vaginal teeth.

Be really careful.

No problem...she puts her teeth on the nightstand before eating...

Wow. That is great SF_Hombre.

Have fun. When are you going South again?

CP