day 1
arrived in bkk at 11:30 pm checked into hotel in silom proceeded with haste to patpong friend picked up girl in one of the castle establishments 1000baht i stumbled around drunk until waltzing into connect four hustling street bar. girl tried to get me to pay barfine at 2:30 am i said no way your closing ten minute ago eventually agreed to come to hotel 1000 baht very pretty but shitty lay

day 2
patpong again we picked up two girls from kings group club on right side of street. we take them back to hotel then the nightmare began
first of all i broke a trojan extra strength on my second go round with the girl. definately a traumatic experience waiting to get tested as we speak. then the nightmare got worse
my friend after nailing his girl decides that he wants to nail mine as well having read a bit of this forum prior to arrival i tried to convince him that this might not be the best idea however he was not to be dissuaded from trying. his girl gets wind of his intentions and bugs the hell out. she's crying yelling and drinking nay pounding every scrap of alcohol that we had in the suite. she won't leave and she won't calm down. if i had my druthers this situation might have ended earlier but it took me a couple hours to sober up this scene is carried on from about 4am until 6:30 at which time i say fuck this shit i get dressed and decide that i am going to walk these to girls out of our hotel. i get dressed they get dressed we start to walk them out of the room. my friend, the retard, decides he wants to kiss my girl du jour on the cheek as she is leaving.

smash

his girl has broken a ceramic vase on our marble topped living room table. we essential carry them out and the night is over. unfortunately our pictures of all this carnage got over exposed so it will all be left to memory

day 3
i'm not doing shit i went to jujukut market foolowing the nightmare i can barely keep my eyes open, friend picks up "superstar " from kings corner which definately is the leader in hormone enhanced tits and silicone of all the bars i saw. he gets "robbed" for 3000 baht plus barfine plus drinks. sucker she was crazy hot though

day 4
finally convince my friend to get the hell out of patpong. we go to soi cowboy it's monday night and the place is deserted of customer half the bars we are the only two guys there. good and bad depending what level of attention your looking for. Flirt with a compact well endowed shorty at rawhide decide i will look around before picking up it's still early. end up in the dollhouse my freind see a girl he likes i go back to rawhide but by that time shorty is gone. pick up hot tiny girl who i would end up spending the rest of my time with. bar owner paul says 2500 baht tip was customary. a bit steep but i respect him for trying to hook up his girls. we do give them 2500. what the hell why not

day 5
go to dolhouse early grab girl ( a contibuting factor in this choice was that the first night she was wearing a bandaid where her blood had been drawn earlier that day for a blood test!! apparently they don't get paid each month until they bring in their test results. cheers to a quality establishment again) friend decides to take night off

day 6
pick up girl early spend time at beer bars waiting for her to show up nice people low pressure especially when they understand that you have already made a choice eat dinner go to nana disco my girl has an affinity for this place she actually likes thai disco music. friend can't make decision in dark club grabs a girl at 2 am right before getting in cab. really hot fitness instructor freelancer. she tells me my girl is not a scammer. felt good about my choice 2500 baht freelancer friend actually believes that is going rate sucker

day 7
check out my girls wee apartment on outskirts of town well worth the hike good view of actual thai life she lives in one room apartment with two sisters total rent of 2500 baht a month no bed no ac no kitchen pretend bathroom with flexible shower hose. riding on motorcycles back and forth from on nut t stop a blast and a half night time kings corner patpong again friend can't get the girl he wants she is waiting for a japanese
gets hoaxed again by another "superstar 3000 baht plus barfine. Again you are paying for big tits in that bar. but if you like knockers it's one of the better spots.

day 8
another trip out to the styx with girl nana plaza by night. friend talks to hollywood owner about signs in bathroom offering investment opportunity. we get really bored waiting for his ass as he dissapears for half an hour nana had silly lesbian show type shit that neither you nor the girls could take that seriously but applause for attempts at showmanship. friend takes forever to pick a girl at end of night. bypasses one two times before picking her. a word to the wise go to these bars early they are not kidding when they say the good girls have already been taken out.

day 9
spend 500 baht buying girl a new outfit no trip to apartment is necessary. go to soi cowboy friend grabs barmaid super hotty from dollhouse go check out these little beauties who serve as waitresses we go to ministry my girl is not liking it we go to nana disco again
friend is aproached by fitness instructor girl with wee bar maid in tow. my girl understand the situation but does nothing to help my friend out merely laughs at him. we make ungratious exit from club nearly rumbling with a couple brits for no apparent reason.

last day
don't do much take the girl out to dinner give her my remaining baht
spent 3500 in bar fines for week with girl plus about 8000 baht could have spent less but didn't feel like being cheap lots of luck to you all

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If she has big tits she is probably a man

You guys live dangerously. Day 2 - pick up girl from King group bar on right side of street. Which side did you enter from. If you came in from Suriwongse road you were in King III virtually 100% Katoey. Did you get a close look at "her" equipment ?? ALso King's Corner is a crapshoot- over 50% Katoey !! Those are 2 bars I never even go near. BTW don't count too much on those blood test results. For 200 baht you can get a bandaid and a negative test report without the pain of a needle,if you know what I mean. In Thailand don't count on anything being real --from watches to girls.

agreed from the time i wrote this i have since returned to thailand for three months. my friend is in denial that he picked up a katoey but in hindsight the two girls he yoked from kings corner were definatly tall with large breasts if you know what i mean. haha

If he got the blowjob of his life then it was definitely a katoey! I never went all the way with one- that I know of anyway-but was seriously fooled by a cute,very sexy young pre-op in Pretty Girl bar at Nana. You would think the name would indicate you were safe ! This little hottie was actually a spinner with no adam's apple and a voice to match a girls. Fortunately " she " was sitting on my lap in the bar - before I barfined her- which I was definitely planning to do. A little exploring and I found a package which did not belong where it was !! She admitted she was a pre-op and was not too pissed when I declined to barfine her. I was polite and did not make a scene, kept " her" on my lap for a while. I know enough to know that if you piss off a katoey you will face a crowd of them kicking, punching , and scratching at your eyes and cookies.
BTW - How did your bud like his 2 tall well endowed "girls " ? Was it a memorable ??

You paid 2500 for a girl out of Rawhide? The owner was full of shit. Can't believe your friend was knocking down 3000 big ones for katoeys in Patpong. I would have been laughing my ass off.