Epilogue - Sandman
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By Sandman on Monday, February 03, 2003 - 03:33 pm: Edit |
A few weeks later, HD and I have a chance meeting with the Casa guys (big guy and money man) while I am in the area on business. We go to a local bistro and have some lunch while reminiscing about our trip. We are having a lot of laughs, over embellishing our sexual exploits and how we treated our women …(and if you believe that, I have some property in….). Anyway, the subject of Adriana came into light. HD and I were telling these guys what a bad move it was for the big man to pay her so much when one of them says, "yeah, I guess $200 was a lot" HD and I look at one another and are not real sure what to say. We asked, "how much did he tell you?" Big guy says, "$200" We tell them of her comment about paying her $300 during our photo session and in a nanosecond, he is whipping out his cellular to call the main man. Main man is on the road but takes the call. Big guy plays with him for a moment, telling him HD and I are with him and money man and all. Then he levels the poor guy. "Just how much did you say you paid her?, he asks. Main man stammers and stutters, all the while big guy is holding the phone out so we can hear the receiver. He starts out at $100 for the night before, maybe $150. She bitched at him in the morning so he "maybe gave her another $50 or $100." Then, big guy tells main man that she told HD and I that he paid her $300. He hems and hawes for a couple of seconds then makes the most incredible comment, "well, Saturday night didn't count!" We are in this restaurant, standing by the bar with a couple of cutie barmaids, listening very intently to our conversation and we ERUPT with an outburst of laughter. The whole restaurant is looking our way, wondering what is so funny. We are beyond composure and almost pissing in our pants. "Saturday doesn't count" we respond? What the fuck does that mean?" Poor man who paid for the whole place was just stammering some kind of gibberish while we continued our laughter. The looks on the service peoples faces told us we had disrupted their establishment enough and it was time to go. We met up with main man later and told him about the episode. He finally confessed and just told us he wasn't worried about how much it cost. The sessions had been worth it!!! (With Adriana, I guess they were)
-Clothing
As mentioned in the beginning of this report, I took way too many and all the wrong kinds of clothes. I took Dockers; take clothes with big pockets that close with zippers or Velcro. You have to either put your money in a safe or carry it around with you. You also have to carry your passport for identification in case the police stop you.
Take the big, baggy, sealable pocket, cargo types of pants.
Shirts?…I had golf shirts. Take Disco shirts and T's that you don't tuck into your trousers.
It is warm there so you don't need any kind of heavy clothing, although on one night, a light jacket came in handy. (time of year thing)
Variety-hell, most of the casa owners will wash your clothes so bring fewer and just rotate. Next trip, I will take about half of what I carried and put more important stuff in my suitcase;
- Clothes-jeans, spaghetti string tops, thong panties, bikinis, wife beater T's, interior ropa. Err on the small side.
- Perfumes-go to an outlet, Big Lots, dollar stores, or shop the clearance racks. Don't show them big bottles unless they have been very pleasing. Small samplers work just fine.
- Necessities-they need everything. Pepe and a number of the girls got quite a haul from my traveling medicine chest. Aspirin, antibiotics, decongestants etc. Seems a lot of folks there have asthma and can't get inhalers…if you have a source, take em.
- Pepe also gave us a shopping list of what to bring on our return….Powdered milk, dry rice and beans, tampax, any medicines that relieve pain or fever, decongestants, vitamins, energy bars or anything with protein like soy powder, betadine swipes, rubber gloves, literally any and all medications you can get as samples ….Get the picture? Remember when HD gave Alecna money for extra food at her university?????
- You might want to stick a roll of Charmin or your favorite brand in your suitcase. Local ware is not too accommodating
- Scotch (whiskey in Cuba and many L.A. countries)-One evening when I broke out my bottle of 12 year old single malt, you would have thought I was handing them gold. Pepe and our Casa owner savored their "neat" glasses for a half an hour and the girls reveled in it as well.
- Cigarettes-whether you smoke or not, buy some on the plane or at the duty free…..buy twice, three times as many packs as you are thinking about. A pack lasted about 2 hours at our parties. We took a carton in with us and were literally buying 3-4 packs per day…..probably why they need the asthma inhalers.
- Keep your flashy jewelry at home. No need to try and impress these people with your wealth or trinkets. They average $15-$20 per month in income (yep, $.40-$.50 per hour). Granted, their apartments might only cost them $1.00 per month but their lifestyle is way below our standards. Be a fool, show off and get ripped off, or be cool and enjoy the lively culture of this beautiful treasure cove of hobbying.
Photos: Leather3
Ok guys, here is the one you have all been waiting for....Ain't
she something?" Money Shot
Sandman and HD
By Moondog on Monday, February 03, 2003 - 03:45 pm: Edit |

By Blazers on Monday, February 03, 2003 - 04:58 pm: Edit |
I have been having dreams about Rosalia del Castro since reading your guys reports....sounds like you guys had a blast. By the way, how old are you guys...helps keep things in perspective for me while reading the report. Again, excellent job.
By Sman on Monday, February 03, 2003 - 05:53 pm: Edit |
Sandman
Great photos! Can you believe that ass on Adrianna? Is that perfection or what? The money shot reveals Adrianna's one flaw IMHO, that pussy of hers is a little scary up close. Those big pussy lips do feel good wrapped around your cock though. Are you reading this Ben? As a friend of mine describes it, "when I fucked her she was still winded from having blown out the candles on her 18th birthday cake"
Awesome, How about another money shot for the road!! You guys are the Best!!
By Sandman on Tuesday, February 04, 2003 - 04:48 am: Edit |
Sman-Yes, the ass is perfection and the tits are to die for. As far as the pussy, well, in all reality, I've only seen a couple in all my travels that I would call pretty! It's what they do with em that counts. With Adriana, and all those well developed muscles from dancing......Heavana!
Blazers-I am 51 (25 in my heart); Deeg is in his mid to late 30's and becoming quite the monger. Can you beleive he only started in 2002?
MD-Good to hear from you buddy. Hope all is well with you.
Sandman
P.S. There may be an "Ultimate Adriana" CD available in the near future. Over 250 photos and several videos that have never been posted....
Sandy
By Ben on Tuesday, February 04, 2003 - 07:19 am: Edit |
You guys put together a great report and the pictures of Adriana were very professionally done.
By the way, why do you think her pussy is a negative. I think her pussy looks great inspite of the fact you two have been there. Bastards!!
Poor girl is not even here to defend herself.
By Sman on Tuesday, February 04, 2003 - 07:43 am: Edit |
Ben, she has very large outer labia, which is not my preference. Up close and personal her pussy truly looks like a bearded clam. Some guys love that, just not me. With Adrianna it is very easy to overlook though. I will tell you her pussy did taste exquisite, one of the best I've ever munched. Was it GCL that said she is definitely the genetic lottery winner?
By Ben on Tuesday, February 04, 2003 - 08:00 am: Edit |
Best line of report was something like wind still blowing through the eighteen candles on her birthday cake.
By Sman on Tuesday, February 04, 2003 - 08:31 am: Edit |
"when I fucked her, she was still winded from having blown out the candles on her 18th birthday cake"
Actually that is a quote from Claudius JB, who posts on another board, but I always liked it and it applied here.
By Ben on Tuesday, February 04, 2003 - 08:47 am: Edit |
Yeah,
That is the greatest.
She has the biggest clit I've ever had to search for.
If a normal pussy is the "little man in a canoe", Adriannas would be the "bouncer in a speedboat".
And that ass... to quote Father O'Reilly, "she's got the ass of a 12 year old altarboy".
You guys are awesome. Give me some notice I can be anywhere, and that CD I want one!! Whatever!
I love girls with big clits !!
You guys are the Best !!!!
Milksad
By Sman on Wednesday, February 05, 2003 - 06:39 am: Edit |
Milky
I don't think they are talking about the 6 inch variety that you prefer. By the way I always read your posts on the Mexico board, they crack me up.
By Milkster on Wednesday, February 05, 2003 - 07:19 am: Edit |
Dammm !