I will type a detailed report when I leave here. I usually type it on the plane on my laptop. First of all I gotta say the talent up here is good. I've been having a lot of fun and I just got in last night.

Hanging out with my good friend, Kick Stand, has been a blast. This is like the 5th trip we've hooked up with around the world. I met Seaman in Rio last month and he is a very cool guy. Something tells me I've made another good friend and I'm positive we'll be hooking up again soon somewhere around the world. (Probably South America).

Seaman saw 3 girls yesterday, I saw two girls and Kick Stand saw 2 girls even though his flight didn't get in till like 11 PM!! The exchange rate is 1.50 to the $1 US. I didn't exchange any money at the airport and regretted it. I screwed up by not verifying the US RATE with the taxi driver. He told me $28 Canadian and I was ok with it. When he dropped me off I asked him the $US conversion. I told him I knew it was 1.50 so it should be like $19. He told me he couldn't accept US by law. Yeah right! I was pissed. It's not a big difference in money but the principle alone.

I told him he was a con man. The thing that sucks is that he was really cool on the ride to the hotel. He wanted $28 CDN or $28 US. I gave him $25 US and told him that he is a conman and is giving Iranians a bad name. (He was originally from Iran but spoke perfect English). Anyway....I get to the hotel. Wow! The hotel I picked out for the fellas is amazing. Probably one of the nicest boutique hotel I've ever been in. It's called the Gault Hotel. It's brand new. Rates are normally $375 CDN a night but they have a winter promotion of $195 CDN a night. Well worth it. The girls love it and the staff is great. My room is amazing. I love this place!!!

www.hotelgault.com

My first girl I had scheduled from the USA. Her face was blocked but she was a hottie. Her face looked like Neve Campbell from Party of Five. $180 CDN per hour. Seaman saw her friend. I'll post more details later. We're off to a full service strip club on the outskirts of town.

Damn life is good. But it is damn cold up here.

I wish I could have joined you, but I'm tired of the frosty hinterlands, and I guess I have to go home every once in a while. Tell Seaman and Kickstand I said hello. I'm looking forward to hearing more.

I love it when a plan comes together. I had just been back from my 5 week Rio/Buenos Aires trip when Seaman emails me asking if I’m up for a little fun with our neighbors to the North (Canada). I’m always up for a little fun with some hotties so I naturally agreed. Seaman also met Kick Stand in Rio and we all had a good time so he emailed Kick Stand too. Kick Stand didn’t get to join the fellas back in Rio two weeks after he left so he was in.

There is not too much information on Montreal. I had only been up there one time before many years ago for business. I was only in town one day and didn’t get a chance to see the city but I remember it was beautiful. I called an agency and I got some incall action to my hotel. The girl was a hottie. But that was many moons ago.

Anyway, in preparations for the trip I searched high and low for the perfect hotel to stay in. Some how I came across The Gault Hotel. Both Seaman and I wanted to stay in a boutique hotel. I went to their internet sight and the place looked awesome. Less than a year old and seemed to be a hip place. I found out that rooms usually go for Cdn $375 a night. Ouch. They had a winter promotion of C$195/night. Yeah, there are cheaper places but this place looked nice. I emailed the hotel and they emailed me back immediately. The girl was very nice in her email. Then later in the afternoon after deciding I’d book 3 rooms there for the 3 of us I call the hotel on their toll-free number. You can imagine my surprise when I call up only saying, “do you speak English” and the girl yells out my name. “John Doe??!”. I was surprised.

I told the girl that she must be really slow this time of year and how did she know it was me? Ha, ha. She sounded cute. Anyway we were all set. I started emailing all these internet girls on various sites. Kick Stand was telling us that Asserviante was good to him in the past but they don’t set up appointments that far ahead of time. I planned on using that service during my trip if I had time.

Leading up to our trip Kick Stand, Seaman and I would chat online almost every day via Yahoo messenger and emails. We had a blast just talking about our itinerary and the plans we already made with girls.

While researching I quickly discovered that the hottest girls are NOT cheap. We ain’t in South America anymore ToTo but I was following the yellow brick road. I emailed this girl I came across while doing some internet research. Nothing was written about her but I thought I’d take a chance. Her name was India and she just went independent which was appealing to me. She first asked for CDN $500 for two hours ($325 US) which is high but about ½ the cost of high quality US escorts. Most upper end US escorts are about $250 - $300 US an hour. I emailed her back telling her that I just got back from a 5 week vacation and didn’t have that kind of money. I wished her good luck. Sure enough she emails me back and asks me what my budget is. She says that she has more flexibility now that she is independent.

I tell her that Kick Stand’s agency charges CDN $140 an hour. She tells me that she normally doesn’t do 1 hour appointments. A theme that I would hear over and over in emails from hotties. She would again make an exception. I told her that I would book for 1 hour with an option of another hour if we were both happy. She agreed and it was on. Throughout the week I emailed with her flirting and told her that I just so happened to have two friends that were also in the same hotel that might also like some company. I asked her if she had any friends. She emailed me a few photos of her friends. One of them Kick Stand and Seaman both were interested in, Giselle. Only problem is her pictures had blocked faces like many of the escorts in Montreal. I told her that my friends were picky and she just laughed and told me that they would like her.

Seaman got in at 5 PM so he planned on having a session while he was waiting for me. I got in at 8:30 PM. I set up a 10 PM appointment. Then I ask Seaman if he wants to meet her friend so he suggests that they just come over together and we would all meet in the lobby bar. Sounded like a plan. He planned on having another session while waiting for Kick Stand who got in at 11 PM.


OK. I had an uneventful flight to Montreal. The plane was full so I upgraded to first class. It was an easy flight. As I’m going through customs at Montreal my cellphone rings. It’s Kick Stand…. His flight is delayed because of the snow. No problem…he has already changed his incall time. I clear customs quickly and was surprised they wouldn’t stamp my passport even after asking the guy. He simply said “we don’t do that”.

In the taxi I called Seaman and I could tell he was right in the middle of a session but he was happy. He told me his girl was over and to call him when I arrived at the hotel. I already posted earlier about the taxi incident. Make sure you change at least $50 into Canadian or so for the taxi. Some might rip you off and try to charge you USD.

I arrive at the hotel and I’m really happy with my choice. The staff is excellent and expecting me. They tell me that my normal room wasn’t up to their standards (I found out later a vent was a little noisy) so they upgraded me into a bigger room at no extra charge. This one even now is almost $300 CDN a night. The rooms are super cool. Each has a CD Player, DVD player, heated floors, flat screen TV, safe, etc. Mine has a cool stone wall. I love this place. Definitely check it out if you’re in Montreal. The Gault Hotel. www.hotelgault.com

I call Seaman and he is still with his girl but finishing up. I just showered because I had an incall at 10:30 PM and it was 10 PM. Seaman I can tell is impressed with his girl and wants me to see her. We arrange to meet in the lobby so I can meet her. He came down with this BIG ASS smile on his face. His girl was gorgeous. She had this look about her. Kind of the innocent school girl look with glasses. She was sexy as hell. I had a drink with Seaman while waiting for our girls. It was really good seeing him again. I just hooked up with him last month in Rio. He looked a little surprised to see me. I guess it can be surreal sometimes to see hobbyists in other international cities. Ha, ha. Great guy that you should hook up with if you can.

We BS’ed with the bartender who obviously knew what we were doing. Cool staff. We only had ½ an hour because our girls were coming. We went to my room and the girls came up to the room. I was a little nervous because I never saw a picture of my girl’s face. Seaman too with his girl. My girl was very pretty. Her face looked like Neve Campbell from Party of Five. She was sexy and had that sexy as hell French Canadian accent in her voice. Her English was perfect. Seaman’s girl was pretty too. She had an exotic look to her. She was a light skinned black girl. We had some drinks from my mini-bar. A theme that would be common with these girls. Seaman left and went up to his room with his “date”.

I started making out with her the moment Seaman and his girl left. She was a great kisser and very sensual. We got in the luxurious bed and the rest was history. Man she was passionate and insatiable. We went non-stop in every position for over an hour. Her body wasn’t hard body Brazillian type but she made up for it with her style and sexiness. Right after I finished, Seaman called down to my room. Ha, ha. I interrupted him earlier and now he interrupted me. I guess paybacks are a bitch.

India asked if there was any possibility of seeing her again before I left. I told her possibly. Needless to say we clicked. I don’t like repeating but I knew definitely was a possibility. I paid $180 CDN for her time. I think she was there an hour and 20 minutes. She would have stayed longer on her own dime but she had to leave with Seaman’s girl. That’s ok. I was starving and so was Seaman so we got something to eat.

About this time Kick Stand arrived. He was going to eat with us but he had a session with a girl. It was funny. As I was going up to Seaman’s room in the elevator I see this cutie and I’m guessing that she is an escort. Then I stop and remember maybe Kick Stand is on my floor and it’s probably HIS girl. Up to this point it was funny because I got to see every girl so far of one another’s. We decided to go eat and meet Kick Stand at the restaurant. We just went to some deli.

Seaman calls Kick Stand’s room after a while and he ends up interrupting him. Ha, ha. This was a common theme for a while. After dinner we decide to go to a regular club. We go to this place called Tokyo. Some guy gave us VIP cards to get in. We forgot to give them to the girl so we paid cover of $8 CDN each. Address is 3713 St. Laurent #201 if you’re interested. It was ok. Many hotties but none on the program. Darn! The waitresses were hot which got all of us kind of horny so we decided to leave for some more action. It’s about 3:00 AM at this point. Our taxi driver was young so I ask him if there is any hot action at this hour. He says no but tells us there are some street walkers on some street. None of us our into that nor have never picked up any SW’s but we were curious to see. There were none at that hour and it was damn cold. We get to the hotel all kind of tired at around 3:30 AM. Me being the horny bastard that I am decide to connect to the hotel’s high speed internet connection on my laptop. I bring up some escort agency and they tell me they can send over two 19 year old blondes in ½ an hour. I get a vague description but don’t do a good enough job of screening or asking questions.

Kick Stand and I wait in my room for them. He asks who will see who?? He tells me how about the first girl that walks in is mine. Fine by me. Unfortunately both girls were were Ford supermodels. Far from it. They were ok but not my type. I planned on maybe just giving her $50 CDN to leave but she hangs out a while. I offer her a drink from the mini-bar and she goes nuts drinking all this stuff at $8 a pop. Yikes. So much for me being a nice guy. At this point I’m just tired and figure maybe I’ll just get a BJ. Me being the horny bastard that I am just close my eyes and pretend I’m in Buenos Aires or Rio. Actually the sex was quite good. These girls know how to dance in bed but I just wasn’t attracted to her. She was really into it. These girls just keep asking for more and more.

After finishing I was damn tired. In fact I fell asleep with her still awake. After some time I think the phone rings and it’s Kick Stand’s girl. She was all dressed. I got up the next morning nervous because I saw all these bottles of small liquor bottles empty. I guess when I zonked out she had a little drinking fiesta without me. There were probably 6 empty bottles. I determined that my bar bill for one day was probably over $75. Oh well. I was nervous as hell in the morning because I remembered that I left out my passport case which had about $1,000 US in it laying on my desk. I forgot to put it in the safe. Thank god everything was still there.

I woke up the next morning semi-early after only sleeping a few hours. I call up the guys and they agree to meet downstairs at noon to go to some diner Seaman was telling us about that serves food with waitresses semi-nude. Hey…..we were up for adventures and adventures we got. I forget the name of this place but it was blatant outside it was some kind of sexual place. I didn’t see the words Diner or food anywhere. We get in and it’s kind of a dive. The girls are gross and “semi-nude” must have changed because the girls were totally nude. Some weren’t wearing anything. I mean fully nude! Most of them were disgusting but we just wanted to eat breakfast. The food was actually pretty good so no big deal.

We planned to hook up with Wombat who is from Montreal. He caught us in the lobby before we left so that was cool. He met us there and we decided to go to some FS strip clubs outside of town about 30 minutes or so drive. Seaman rented an Explorer so plenty of room for all 4 of us. We had a good time on the way laughing and joking around. Part of the reason why I have so much fun on these hobbying vacations is because I’m around class act guys that are fun to joke around with. We are in the middle of nowhere and we get to this place. L’Eclipse I think it’s called. About 35 minutes outside of the city not far from the airport. We get there thinking it’s open. It’s 2:30 PM and it’s closed and doesn’t open till 3 PM. Great. We are in the middle of nowhere with nothing to do so we go to the grocery store and stock up on booze to avoid more mini-bar blues. (I think Seaman was going through as much booze in his as I was).

We head back over to this strip club not expecting much. It looks like a dive from the outside. We get in and we are like the first ones here. I only see one girl and she is gross. We decide to hang out and drink a few beers. Things start looking up as one by one cuter girls start coming in. I spotted a few cuties that I know I’d at least get a BJ from. The guys also were spotting some talent. The girls here were not approaching us. Maybe they thought we were lost and just drinking. I pull out a wad of $1 bills to tip the strippers. That helps liven up the mood.

Seaman spots a real cutie with potential. She had a great body and pretty face. We call her over and he buys her a drink. Nice as you can be. I play Barbara Walters and inquire about prices and she says she can’t discuss extra prices outside of the rooms. We joke around about who has to “sacrifice “ to go with her to find out. She laughs at this. I want to find out the details so I give her $25 CDN to go give Seaman a private dance. I thought she said $25 CDN but they are $20. Man, he might have liked what he was getting because he was gone for at least 5 dances or so. Meanwhile we’re tipping all the strippers on stage. Some are better than others. I have a feeling they are not used to tips as none of them really knew to accept them when we put them on the edge of the stage. They seemed surprised at the tips. Most were giving $2 us at a time.

Kick Stand buys Wombat a dance. Wombat is a really cool guy too. We hooked up with him in Rio too but didn’t really hang out too much with him. VERY cool, laidback guy that you should try to hook up with if you’re in Montreal or anywhere else in the world. Wombat was only back there one dance with his girl. She quoted him $60 CDN for BJ, $100 for FS and $160 for half and half. He opted not to partake. About this time Seaman finishes up. He looks happy. Turns out his girl quoted him $80 for BJ and $120 for FS. He opts for the BJ. He doesn’t complete though. I don’t blame him as the rooms are small closets.

This girl with a really pretty face comes up to our table. Her name was Belinda. She was really nice with a nice chest. Her body probably was hot 4 years ago and she told me as much. She asks if I’ve been here before. I tell her yes I have. Turns out she only has worked here 2 days. I told her that I knew the drill. I told her I knew it was $60 CDN for BJ and $100 for FS. I ask about time frame and she just said it depended. We get back and right away she strips me naked. She gives me a great CBJ and after a bit we start into the sex. She let me suck anywhere on the body but wouldn’t really allow deep French kissing although we did a little during the sex in heated moments. We had to get creative with the positions as the room was small. Mostly spent time doing it standing up from behind. I did complete and was satisfied. Really nice girl.

Kick Stand also had a session with this hottie girl from Miami I think. She might have been Puerto Rican. She had attitude. You should have seen her when she came out of the room with him. She was holding up her hands telling us, “oh man you’re friend is hung like a horse” without actually saying the words. It was funny because she was going around telling all the girls in the club essentially that Kick Stand had “3 legs”. Ha, ha. It was funny.

We left and came back to hotel and started dialing up girls. Seaman’s room has an adjoining room that they forgot to lock so he opened it up and uses it too. In fact, we just called girls up so Wombat is going to use the room and the BED. Ha, ha. Sneaky. The hotel staff loves us though. We are one of the only ones in this hotel I think.

Kick Stand and Wombat call up some agency. I saw Wombat go upstairs with his girl and she looked decent. No stunner but not a dog either. My girl came over shortly after. I decided to repeat with the first girl I saw. She looked better this time. This session was also better. We went non-stop for about 1 hour and 20 minutes. This girl is insatiable. She only started doing this 2 weeks ago so she is totally new. I’m not even sure how I came across her. I guess it pays to do some surfing around on the internet. Wombat saw her as I was walking her out the door. She offered to stay another hour or so but I had to go eat with the fellas so I told her maybe next trip. She forgot to ask for the money so I had to remind her.. Same deal as before. $180 CDN. A good deal if you ask me.

We all went to eat at this restaurant on Crescent Street called W&D’s or something. I can’t remember. Hopefully Wombat can post it. It was a good atmosphere with good food. We hit a strip club afterwards called Norma’s. It wasn’t too busy and the selection wasn’t that great but we just wanted to relax somewhere and watch naked girls. I think all of us were pretty drained. I just called up some internet action from some agency. The girl is coming over here in a little bit so I hope she is hot. I think Kick Stand is going to bed. The dude was falling asleep in the strip club. Seaman is a horny bastard like me so he is probably dialing up some action too right now. We leave tomorrow. Seaman and I don’t check out till late so we’ll get some more action tomorrow.


P.S. UWPhoto wish you could have joined us. It's not the same without you. You would have had a blast. We've been laughing our asses off on this trip.

It seems strange to me that there are so many hot pros in that area. You guys are going to wear them all out before your leave, too! Next time bring a second bag with little liquor bottles...you'll save a lot of $, eh? Wish I were (in) there...grin.

Hey SFHombre. There are some hottie looking European girls here. Oh their french canadian accents drive me crazy. You'd like it up here SFHombre. Maybe we can meet up here sometime???

Last night I saw my girl. It was late. She didn't get over till like 2:45 AM and she only did a two hour option date. Normally they charge $450 for 2 hours. She lowered it just a little to $400 CDN for two hours. She was great!! Went crazy when I performed oral on her. Her name was Lauren. I'll post details like websites for the action we saw when I get back to USA. She stayed till like 5 AM. I was super tired this morning.

I met the fellas this morning down in the lobby. We tried to talk Kick Stand into changing his flight till later in the afternoon but he couldn't. Darn. He left and Seaman and I had breakfast. As mentioned before he is one of the good guys. He posts alot on WSA and is new to Club Hombre. We're lucky to have him on CH as he is a good resource. The dude has been all over the world on adventures.

Also, Wombat strolled in our lobby after we got done with breakfast. We reminisced about our Rio trip with smiles on our faces. Wombat is also a cool dude that has been all over the world. I'm sure I'll see him in Montreal again soon or somewhere else in the world. I always know the guys I will hobby with again. There are some guys I meet once and know I'll probably never see again but with guys like Kick Stand, Seaman and Wombat I'll postitive we'll see eachother again....Most likely over and over again.

I highly encourage CH members to travel together if possible. Makes the trips so much more fun. Half the time we're laughing about funny stuff that happens. You guys know how it is.

Seaman schedules some action with the first girl he saw when I arrived at the hotel the first night. So the circle was completing. He started with the hottie and will end with the hottie. I called the scheduler for the first girl I saw and she had another girl that is coming in a few minutes. My last session before I leave. $200 CDN for an hour. Yeah...a little pricey but that is what you get when you hobby in a first world country.

I'm gonna miss these guys and Montreal. I'm gonna try to hook up with Kick Stand and Seaman again next month in Rio. Now if I could only win the lottery my life would be complete.

What a great weekend trip with our friendly neighbors to the North.

(Message edited by godfather on February 09, 2003)

As always your post was fun to read for all the details. Now that I know your age it's easy to understand how you can keep on pumping woman after woman. Gotta love those EverYoung Batteries.

Godfather,

As always, a fun time. I have to apologize again for passing out in the strip club. I know a lot of people were probably thinking "Is this guy gay or something?" There were some REALLY nice bodies walking around in that place. I think the name was Club Wanda.

I'm just not into the strip scene if you cannot "partake" of the exhibits. The FS strip club was an interesting experience. Just an experience. Not my cup O Tea. The booths are WAY too small for me to get any kind of enjoyment out of it. It was still fun.

I tried to get the girl I took to a booth to come to my hotel considering she lived in downtown Montreal. She quoted me $500 CDN /hour.

That's right. $500

THEN, she said she could go as low as $400 $CDN/ hour. Yep....she was from the US, alright.

Needless to say, she went looking for someone more susceptible to her attempts at the Jedi Mind Trick. Damn right, we were NOT the 'droids she was looking for.

Anyway, a good time was had by all.

Until next time.
(You WILL join us in Rio, Godfather.) HA!!

Kick Stand

Final impressions


I’m sitting at the Montreal airport as I type this. I had a final great session with a girl named Jennifer. She was pretty with a good, tight body. She was very affectionate as the others have been. We walked downstairs together and I got her a taxi and I checked out. The hotel staff again was excellent. I wrote a few letters to chicas in South America and the hotel mailed them. The lady checking me out wanted to make sure I was “satisfied in every way possible”. Oh yeah…I was satisfied all right.

I had a nice ride back to the airport. I did find out that there has been a law the past few years that set the price of taxi’s to the downtown area at $28 CDN. So, when you arrive at the airport from wherever you are coming from. Just make sure you exchange enough for the $28 CDN. My driver was from Greece. It seems like Montreal is a huge melting pot from people all over the world. Also, there is a departure tax that you have to pay before you depart the airport. It is $15 CDN so make sure you save enough money for this too. I saw some college kids that didn’t have any cash left and they were running late and had to go run to an ATM.

I didn’t know what to expect with the hobby scene but I wasn’t disappointed. You can’t expect much from a first world country. Prices were relatively high but that is the price you pay for being so close to the USA. I try not to compare hobby destinations. Each city has it’s own flavor and feel to it. Of course it can’t compare to cities like Buenos Aires and Rio where there are endless amounts of girls. The action here is almost all internet escorts, independents and mainly agency girls. You can go to the site below for action on many of the escorts in Montreal:

http://www.sexwork.com/montreal/spreadsheet.html

I’m not sure how updated it is. Wombat seemed to mention that some of it is not up to date but at least you can access it to get phone numbers of agencies. Another good site is:

http://groups.msn.com/emmasfantasyworld/_homepage.msnw?$pps=k

Most of these girls are high dollar girls that require a 2 hour minimum and are $450 CDN for the two hours. There are a ton of agencies. Just make sure when you are calling that you clarify exactly what you are looking for. Ask about things like height/weight, race, hair color, eye color, tattoos, body pierceings, implants, etc. Basically whatever is important to you. That is the main thing that is a disadvantage to Montreal. Many girls here don’t have pictures or they have websites with their faces blocked so it’s kind of a gamble.

I am not aware of any houses where you could go for sex. I know there are incall locations for girls but didn’t check out any of that. Since the action there is entirely escorts you want to make sure you stay in a nice hotel with a nice room. Every single girl commented how nice the room was. I loved my room. The staff was great there. One night I had to get a bite to eat. I was starving. They didn’t serve food there but when I called down the guy at the front desk told me he had several menus. He took my order, then walked to the restaurant and brought it up to my room. They added on a 15% service charge for all of this. Then he saw I had a bottle of champagne and asked, “Could I bring up some champagne flutes and some ice for you?”. Excellent!

I suggest wherever you stay that you bring plenty of champagne, wine, beer, bottled water, etc. When I checked out my mini-bar bill was like $70 US. You want to be nice and offer the girl a drink and then she raids the mini-bar. Use your judgment.

Montreal isn’t a major hobby destination and never will be. It’s simply a fun place to spend a nice weekend with your friends. I don’t know if I’d come up here alone. It wouldn’t be much fun. If you live near Chicago, New York or one of the Northern states it’s a quick and easy get away. I live in Texas but it was still an easy flight for me. It’s NOT a cheap place to hobby though. Any nice hotel room will be over $110 US a night. The really ritzy places will be approaching $200-$250 US a night during high season. The hottest girls aren’t cheap either. Most of the hottie escorts are asking for $450 CDN for two hours ($300 US). It’s easy to drop money here.

Ha, ha. As I was boarding my flight I see Seaman at the same gate waiting for the flight after mine on the same airline. We tried to coordinate a May trip together but I already have my tickets for BA.

Two of the girls I was with were really passionate. Nothing compared to the all out GFE, pornstar experiences of South America but these girls know how to make a guy feel good. It’s definitely a place I’ll go back to. Good luck.

P.S. Kick Stand....no problem for the zonking out in strip club. I could tell you weren't into them. I hope I can be strong and not book Rio next month with you and Seaman although I'm dying to go back to those hot girls in the termas and Help. But I'm probably better off not going. I doubt I could go to Help at night. Things are going pretty good with my Rio girl. She is already packing her bags even though she doesn't come here till the end of March. Ha, ha.

Yea, that strip club was lame. Not enough girls, too many implants, and no touching. We bitch on this board if we can't DATY and then we go to strip clubs where you can't touch! Funny if you think about it.

Funnier, or maybe sadder, which places are more expensive.

Even funnier is that when I was waiting for an $140CDN escort, I saw ads for $3/minute phone sex, which is more expensive per minute than REAL sex.

Godfather, Seaman, Kickstand,

It was great having you guys up here for a weekend. I can't believe we were hanging out in front of Alcazar three weeks ago. Man, I miss Rio. Here I am, surrounded by hot Montreal sweethearts and all I can think about are garotas. <sigh> Earning Canadian dollars really sucks. Thanks for the loan of the extra room so I could partake in the festivities, boys! While my gal wasn't up to standards, I sure enjoyed the opportunity!

By the way, the restaurant we visited Saturday night is Wienstein and Gavino's <http://www.wiensteinandgavinos.com/> on Cresent St. The food isn't the best the city has to offer, but the atmosphere is terrific. Wanda's <http://www.clubwandas.com/index2.html> ranked #4 in the local rag's best of 2001 review. As Kickstand pointed out, what's the point in looking when you can't touch?

You guys pretty much covered the whole trip. I did stop by the Erotic salon on my way home on Sunday. It was amusing as they had a sort of fashion show. I managed to meet two local porn stars (including the one we saw an advertisement for in the breakfast joint). It was nothing to go our of your way for.

Let me add some comments for the benefit of those who haven't yet met you guys:

These three fellows are serious *lifestyle* sanukers. They don't fool around when they happen to be in a new city, they actively seek out new cities to fool around. I'd been racking my brain trying to come up with interesting tourist attractions to take them to and they ended up taking *me* to the "hot" spots. They declined a view from the mountain, a walk through historic old Montreal, a St. Viateur bagel and a smoked meat sandwich from Schwartz's so they'd have more time researching and bagging the local babes. I was actually a bit nervous about hanging around with these guys -- something akin to being in a pen with three sex starved, two-peckered bulls being let loose on a herd of cows. I was living in fear of being trampled. Luckily, to a man, they're all laid back and easy going gentlemen with an appreciation of the finer things life has to offer.

But just in case, I made it a point never to stand between one of them and a girl.

Wombat - I would have liked to see more of the real sights, but, well, events just seem to have transpired. For the record, we did try to go to Schartz but out taxi scammed us to another place...and it was way too cold to take a walk to old montreal. oh, and we had dates too.

Oh my god. I laughed my ass off reading that post from Wombat. He is totally right about trying to show us around to the tourist attractions. He was so cool about it too. I'm sure we came off as hard core mongers (which is essentially true). I would have loved to have spent more time enjoying more of the city but I plan to do that when it's warmer.

Even though I was born and raised in the Midwest, my blood has thinned since living down South. Montreal is a beautiful city. I'm sure I'll make it up there again soon.

Wombat was a really cool local "guide". I could tell he wanted us to see more of the city instead of solely the inside of our hotel rooms. One day he even took us the back way to our hotel so we could see all the interesting buildings and stores and shops.

Oh yeah..Wombat was brave enough to stand between me and one of my girls but it was after a long session so he probably knew I was tired. I was drained...I went in Kick Stand's room after my session because all the guys were in there and Wombat I think is in the hallway working his magic on her. She really was a sexy and beautiful girl. I hope Wombat sees her sometime.

(Message edited by godfather on February 10, 2003)