Don’t be skeptical about Montreal. I came back from Rio and a month later needed some relief close to home. My impression of Canada was a bunch of beer-drinkin, hockey watchin’, ice-fishin people that all look like Bob and Doug Mackenzie.
But, if U think about it, Montreal has all the good elements of a monger spot.
1. A dogshit currency that makes it cheap for Americans (sorry for the cheap shot, Wombat)
2. A sexually liberal culture – this time courtesy of those otherwise worthless French
3. A healthy/outdoorsy lifestyle that makes for tight bodies
Now, all Montreal really needs is a bunch of Dominican and Brazilian men to get all these girls pregnant and on the program!
It was funny to see this plan come together. Kickstand and Godfather really impressed me with their willingness to drop everything for a quick weekend. Godfather and I sent tons of emails to girls and agencies before we left. This proved to serve us quite well. Before you go, you can do research in the following places in addition to CH, WSA, etc.
“Canbest” is a huge message board with reviews on the top escorts, strip bars, etc.
http://www.interpubl.com/canadas_best/messages/board-topics.shtml
“The Spreadsheet” as Godfather referenced, is a little hit or miss but at a minimum is a good starting point and has lots of phone numbers and web sites.
http://www.sexwork.com/montreal/spreadsheet.html
Bigdoggie.net and TheEroticReview.com also have lots of explicit reviews of individual girls.
Our hotel, the Gault, is fantastic. The girls loved it and I think it really set the stage that we were cool guys and fun to hang with. Here are a few pics courtesy of Wombat.
My first appointment was with Gia from Montreal Stars (http://www.montrealstars.com – note site is down temporarily). As soon as I arrived, Jean from the agency called me to tell me that my “double with Daphnee and Veronica” was ready. I explained that I he must be mistaken and that I had an appointment with Gia. He said she had the flu and wasn’t working. Sensing the bait and switch, I told him tough shit and hung up.
He instantly called back, apologized, claimed it was his screw-up and offered me a little price break. I played up the whole “we’re 4 experienced mongers in town, know all the scams, etc.” card. He recommended his “best girl” Serena, who was brand new to the business and had no pics on the site. He seemed genuine and said if I didn’t like her I could send her back for free. We settled on 400 Canadian for 2 hours, which is a little less than their normal rate. I’m still not sure if this was an honest mistake or a scam attempt, but he seemed reasonably honest.
Serena shows up on time and she’s perfect. About 21 yrs old, 5’4” 105, perfect perky b-cups, and really tastefully dressed. Half French Canadian/half Czech. Beautiful face and wearing sharp glasses which was an interesting touch (more later). She claimed it was her second appointment and I sort of believe her.
I was playing a Crystal Method CD which she instantly liked. We ordered drinks, chatted – really nice too. She asked if I wanted her to take off her glasses and I told her I think smart women are sexy, but that she could take off everything else. We started DFK and I knew this was gonna be a good one. She starts taking off my clothes and gives me a full body tongue massage. I reciprocate and she’s completely wet. Gives me a world class BBBJ (sans glasses) and then climbs on top for cowboy. Even waves her hand like she’s riding a stallion (she is/I am). Kickstand calls but I don’t answer. Godfather calls and I talk to him while she’s riding me and she's got this really sexy look on her face. We go thru several positions before I finish.
After another round of drinks, she starts me with a BBBJ again (“my specialty,” she says in a sexy French accent). After about ten minutes, it turns into BBBJTC. I insist she meet Godfather at the hotel bar on her way out. I'm like a kid with a new toy and want to show it off to all my friends.
After the intro and a drink with Godfather at the bar, I'm still sweating from my session when I realize he’s got girls for us coming in 30 minutes. I’m in no condition for another session. I’m hoping my girl is UGLY so I can send her home.
My wish is not granted, however. Godfather’s girl (India) is hot and my girl, Giselle, isn’t bad. She’s a light skinned black girl whose family is from Trinidad. Reminds me of the better DR girls. Nice body, not hardbody and a little big in the bunda, but nice skin and firm little rack with big nipples.
She’s actually a lot of fun. She discovers that the huge room adjoining mine is open. There is a great butterfly chair and we use if for BJ (I pay $20CDN extra for BBBJ in addition to the $180), but there’s no way I can finish.
Kickstand eventually arrives, we go out for dinner and to some bars, and get home at 3pm. After 15 minutes, Godfather calls to say the boys are dialing up more girls. I initially decline but, after seeing some phone sex ads on TV, order a girl from Fantasme (no web site, $140CDN). It’s funny that it costs $3CDN/minute for phone sex and only $2.33 for REAL SEX.
Sophie arrives in 30 minutes. She is a really thin (5’5”, maybe 100lbs incl implants) but with a little bubble butt and an exotic look. I’m in a towel and she’s not really GFE, so we get right down to it after 5 min. No kissing, cbj great athletic fuck, though. Afterward, I find out she’s from Morocco (which, BTW, is an underrated monger spot). After I regale her of my stories from Morocco on 9/11/01, she really loosens up. We end up DFK and she gives me a little cbj again. Not bad, but it sounds like Fantasme isn’t a great agency as Kickstand and Godfather weren’t happy with their girls.
Godfather covered Les Courtisanes (nude restaurant) and L’Eclipse (full service strip club in Rigaud). I’ll just add that both are worth a visit for the experience but I probably would’t repeat. For the record, Atina, a cute French Canadian at L’Eclipse, does a nice CBJ for $80CDN.
My evening session was with Alex (miss_alex_montreal@yahoo.ca), an independent who used to work for Alissas (she gave them a good reference, FYI). I negotiated her from $300CDN to $225. A review on bigdoggie described her as a Helen Hunt look alike and a great GFE and I concur. We did everything. The BBBJ was great and TC was available but I opted for a cowboy finish. Another great session. She already emailed me today asking when we’d be back in town.
After some lame time at a strip club, we called it a night. I tried calling and emailing Montreal Stars to line up Serena for the nite but no call back. Finally, the next afternoon at breakfast I get a call that she can make it at 4pm, but this is too late. I tell the guy to call her and tell her I really want to see her. Long story short….she arrives at 2pm.
We talk about the sex conference in town that she attended. She says she likes to get tied up sometimes, but to my chagrin, there are no bedposts in this room. But we do manage one of those sessions where the sheets are totally pulled from the bed and we end up on the floor. Fantastic again. Serena gives most of the Rio girls a legitimate run for their money.
My Summary of Montreal….
Easy to get to (like DR for florida guys), really hot girls that are pretty sensual if you like the French thing, prices expensive but cheap for US standards, particularly if you negotiate. Cool place too. I’ll be back…maybe soon.
