Thursday, December 19
Even the real lonely planet says there’s nothing to do in SP, so Seaman gets this day…and hits one out of the park.

Land 11:30 am. Hotel by 1:30pm. Unpack. Bahamas at 3PM. My first Brazil experience. Bahamas is a nice place, and the crowd consists of me, the bartender, and about 15 garotas. This is a really nice place…I’ll come to learn far more comfortable than any Rio terma.

After relaxing with a few Brahmas, Shakira walks by. She must be a closet nympho and must hide her identity in an SP terma to keep out of the tabloids. She smiles. I smile back. She rattles something in Portuguese; I shrug my shoulders. Love, terma style. I snatch her up like a National Enquirer reporter takes J-Lo pics.

But, wait, there’s another BETTER looking girl. Oh, and it’s her friend. We agree to a double for 300 Reais. The room is nice, the music is soft, we kiss, caress, go down, and I last about 90 seconds. What a stud, my Tourist ego snickers. They girls join in. Newbie.

Session 1:
Looks: 10
Performance: 4 (8 for them, 0 for me)

Well, now its 6pm, and it’s too early to hit Foto or W, so I journey over to Bomboa. Looks like a normal club, but rooms upstairs. I relax for a while and, then, to my amazement, in walks Brooke Burke (although she is cleverly using the alias, Ludmila to hide her identity). What is it about SP and famous people? We retreat to the lounge area and have drinks. But, problems…she isn’t all that flirty and won’t DFK. Well, I heard SP is more professional, so I’ll give it a try.

We get to the very spacious room (best standard room I had in Brazil) and she’s all over me. Joins me in the shower. Passionate kissing. On her knees for a BBBJ in the shower. We briefly towel off. She pushes me down on her. We dried off, but she’s wetter than the Amazon in rainy season. Multiple positions. I never liked reverse cowboy ‘cuz you cant see those bouncing titties, but mirrors to the rescue! 45 minutes of full on action (tell THAT to those Bahamas girls..HA!!!). God, I’m starting to like this country.

After a quick sushi run (try Takohati), I wander over to Kilt. After 10 hr flight and two sessions, I’m exhausted. Two Brahmas, a few intros, nothing interesting. Conserve energy for tomorrow…right…Rio beckons. But, just then, a dirtier than the girl next door but cleaner than a streetwalker morena smiles at me. I’ve got no patience. 15 minutes later, she’s signing into the Ca D’Oro hotel. 90 minutes later, I’m asleep and about 2 oz lighter. Don’t ask, I don’t remember.

You like Shakira and J-Lo?

Enjoy,

Moondog

Jim...u r one lucky man..geez I saw the Shakira picture on a previous post last year, buit now J-LO? Man, where in the world are you bumping into these celebs? I need to hang out with you..hehe

By any chance you got anything from Paulina Rubio?

FYI: in Rio at Frank's in Copacabana there's a girl from Belo Horizonte who's a dead ringer for Selma Hayak and comes with a great bod. Her two rockets are natural and close to perfect. And she has a very nice medium size bunda.

She was o.k. in the sack, with bbbj. No third hole. I would rate her skills about a 6? YMMV.

For you Selma Hayak fantasizers!

Batman,

I met both of these girls at different times, but both on the early morning flights from Miami to Los Angeles, or the opposite way. You see a lot of celebs on these flights. Met Nikki Taylor as well, but no photo.

J-Lo was before Shakira, just after she finished the Selena movie. She was very nice. I gave her my name and address, and she sent the photo to my home.

Both of these girls are very nice in person.

Moondog

Fish, what, no photos?

Moondog

You mean they both paid the extra postage to send a picture to your PO Box in Buenos Aires?

CP

Sorry Moondog, at the time I didn't have my Canon digital. Did see her at Frank's this past January.
But that night was searching for new talent.

sf4dfish

CP,

No P.O. Box in BA. Just to my regular home in the States.

Damn..J-Lo was nice enough to do that? My experience is different when I met her at a London Restaurant...she had two 250lb bodyguards that she probably fed gunpowder to; I tried to get a mere handshake from J-LO and it seemd I was trying to ask her for her pin numbre to her cheking account geez...I was badly turned away..the ironic part, it wasn't her bodyguards that were rude to me; it was J-LO. Her bodyguards were actually nice guys and apologize to me off-line afterwards....never again will I try to chase a celeb down for a mere hello....but what can you expect from a woman who actually found P.Diddy attractive....

I guess I got lucky. This was right after Selena, and she talked to me for about 15 minmutes, about the film and what was next for her.

She was nice, but sometimes the setting is not the best to talking to these folks. Anyway, better luck next time.

Moondog