Saturday Jan 4
U-dub, Kickstand, Sandman, Drew and I have been planning a VIPs festina for a few days. We’ve arranged the Millennium Suite along with five other rooms. A new set of girls from escort agencies every two hours. We buy booze, bikinis and bonbons.

The Millenium Suite is incredible. I'm guessing maybe 4,000 sq ft, multiple beds, pools (pools!), hot tubs, sauna, projection TV. Not to be missed.

First group shows up. The girls change into their bikinis. Pool party! After some musical chairs, we all pair up. I get a winner looks wise and a nice performer too. Another spinner. Sensing a theme?

Photo: The Party Begins





Round two is a no show and we watch the NCAA Football title game. Round 3 shows up with 4 hotties and 1 horrific thing. While I’m applying the foot to her ass out the door, the other bastards have paired up! FUCK. Seeing this crisis, U-dub’s girl quickly dials up her friend and 10 minutes later, my savior arrives, Tatiana. She’s a stunner. 23, new to the program, perfect body.

What ensues is an unmitigated mongering bacchanal. World Cup of Mongering. Dancing, skinny dipping, body shots, dope smoking, fucking unbelievable. Tatiana and I retire to my suite. I lay by the pool and she swims across and swallows this stiff piece of driftwood. I reciprocate on her tasty box. We use every possible part of the suite, even the sauna and the closet. Don’t ask.

Photos: Tatiana 01 02 03 04 05 06

Ten hours and countless loads later, Kickstand and I go back to Copa while U-dub, Sandman and Drew continue. Adriely calls. My monger drive fully energized again, I agree to a nightcap. She brings her ID. I bring my A game. I’m on a roll.

ummm, mr seaman,

this isnt usually my style, but WHO the hell is that last girl in the pix!!!!!!! jeeeezzzua h christo. i thought i had become jaded to the ladies of rio at this point, but lord help me. how would one ge in touch with her. i will be back in rio first week of march, and know how to get ahold of don. my e-mail is sonnyp23@hotmail.com.

great writing style by the way. i vote for you as a ch STAFF reporter. thcau.........sonny

Thanks for the compliment, but I gotta decline. Being staff reporter requires the endurance and discipline that only guys like UWPhoto bring to the table, plus Sandman's or Wombat's impeccable photography skills.

I have an old Rio phone number for Tatiana, but she's in SP now. She was a freelancer that another escort hooked us up with. She said she made a rare Help appearance but it wasn't her thing.

thanks for the info.......figures she isnt around much. if i could design a body to my personal specs, it would match hers. is it me, or is your camera just that good. i have to ask.....how was she as a playfriend? sorry to be so personal, but she has piqued my interest. tell me she was missing some teeth or something to kill the illusions......please.

sorry, she was a great playfriend. really cool, good sense of humor, good english too. very sensual. the whole package.

bummer.........sorry to hear such disturbing news. the whole package huh? if you ever come across a way to get ahold of her, i sure would appreciate the hook up. thanks agian for the humourous slant on your adventures in rio. careful......it gets addictive.

sonny

Seaman
Did you ask Tatiana where she works in SP? I would not mind volunteering to do more research on her.