This is the longest installment of my trip report and probably the most controversial. It’s the longest because I want to get writing about this part of my trip out of the way. I'll probably manage to step on some toes here, but I'm just calling 'em like I see 'em. I will refer you to my first installment where I stated that this report is a very subjective account of my personal experiences. Nobody should take anything I write as the last word on where you should go or what you should do. Also, keep in mind that all bg names are pseudonyms and boardies are identified by handles only.

9/13/02 – Slept late and had lunch at the Big C food court, which was only 70B for an excellent bowl of spicy chicken soup and crab fried rice! About 7pm , I decided to check out Sabailand massage and had an very nice session with a lady I'll call Non, who had great boobs and great oral skills. I wanted to try some of FLB's great Sangria, so that was my next stop. The sangria was worth it. It's the perfect libation when your tired of beer and Mekong and want something with a kick. While there I ran into Dad and Joop, the FLB boardies who I was co-hosting the Sunday night party with. They left early and we confirmed that we would be meeting at the Residence Garden the next day at 4. While I was there Darn and a very sexy girl I'll call Duk were fussing over me. Having just had a soapy session and being hammered by a pitcher of FLB's potent but delicious sangria I was in no shape to take anybody that night, but we agreed that I would barfine them both after the party that Sunday.

Got home at about 1am and found a note on my door telling me that I had left my credit card at the Bangkok Bank on 2nd Road when I cashed traveler's checks that morning! I'm usually careful, but sure thankful the one time I really screwed up some good people were watching my back.

9/14/02 – Made reservations for the Tiger Zoo Monday and had a fine lunch of Bangers and Mash at the Pig and Whistle. After browsing Mike's Department Store I took a taxi down to RG to meet with Dad and Joop. Found out that Freddy, who was going to co-host the party with us, was not able to make it, but still arranged to pay his share of the party cost. He's obviously a very classy guy. I wouldn't have held it against him if he had decided that not being there meant he shouldn't pay. I also found out that Dad had some experience with Duk and said she was great and had no problem with my bar fining her. Joop left early and let us know that he would be at Misty's later. After chatting for awhile Dad was ready for a nap and I was ready to roll.

Got some decent chicken cordon bleu at a little German restaurant off one of the Day/Night sois before heading to Misty's. The inside of Misty's was very attractive and featured a killer light show. The girls weren't of the more busty sort the I usually go for, but some looked rather attractive and I thought that this might be a good night to try one of the more petite ladies. Met up with Joop, his lady, and some of there friends. Talked to Andy about problems I was having with getting on Misty's board. He took my email address and password and said he would take care of it. As a side note, once I got back I could still not logon, because I cannot find the logon screen anywhere on Misty's site. I sent an email to the help desk over a week ago and still have not heard anything. Anyhow, after Joop left I decided that it was time to pick my lady for the night. Any was no help in this department so decided to talk to mammasan. I pointed out a girl who had caught my eye and asked to talk to her. So, mammasan had her come to my table. It turned out that she wanted either 2000 or 2500 plus barfine and that she didn't smoke. In my book 2500 is too much for a girl that doesn't do oral. This one was pretty, but not a stunner. Apparently word gets around the bar quickly and before I could devise a plan to salvage the situation, one girl is walking by making a silly mocking pantomine of giving head and another rather unattractive girl is grabbing at my crotch. The chances of me getting a girl from this place went from about 95% to 0 in a few minutes. If these girls' goal is to embarrass customers and make sure they leave quickly they do a damn fine job. I think Le Party really needs to not only pay more attention to his Website, but see about getting a better class of ladies in his establishment.

From there I went to Classroom, which had some nice looking girls who were wearing some rather silly "Hawaiian" outfits. There were a couple of decent girls here, but so soon after my Misty's experience, I was just not in the mood to approach any of them. Nest stop was the highly rated Pussy Galore Bar. None of the girls here we very attractive, but they all wanted to pester me. I left quickly. Finally, I had some luck at Spicy Girls Too, where the girls were better mannered and a cute little waif-like woman smiled at me and convinced me to take her home. She was tiny and tight and definitely salvaged this evening!

9/15/02 – The party was pretty cool, you can see pornographic, I mean photographic evidence of that on the FLB Website. Any thing I could say about it, except to comment on the excellent buffet, would be superfluous. Unfortunately, my mood was dampened right off by the fact that Duk went back on her agreement to go with me and decided she wanted to go with Dad instead. To give Dad credit he was a total gentleman about it and indicated that he would not take her if it was a real problem. As far as I was concerned, I wasn't going to force her to do anything she didn't want to so I decided to barfine Darn, who indicated that she really wanted to make me happy and, at Dad's suggestion, have her choose another girl to go with us. Darn suggested we take a girl I'll call Kat. The expression on her face when Darn made the proposal should have clued me in something was wrong. I think I remember saying something to the effect of "you don't have to if you don't want to", but at this point in the evening yours truly was "mak mau". At any rate when Mrs. Carlsberg, one of the mammasans came over to sort the situation out, I thought everything would be cool. She indicated that both Darn and Kat were ready to show me a good time. Sadly, when I got the two girls back to my room, and Darn got naked, I found that she had a rather nasty c-section scar on her tummy, but that wasn't the worse surprise. It turned out that they weren't that comfortable with each other and one would be in the bathroom throughout our evening session. What was worse was that in the morning I found that they were both wearing panties and they weren't interested in giving me any morning sanuk. It wasn't my worse LOS experience, but considering how much money I had dropped at FLB and how anxious Darn in particular was that I take her, the service was very disappointing. I thought that co-hosting an FLB party would guarantee that I would have warm, attractive companions that evening. I guess I was wrong. There was no way I could go back to FLB this trip without making the girls lose serious face and being the "bad guy". So I decided that it was just time to move on to greener pastures.

9/16/02 – Went to the Tiger Zoo where I had some great up close experiences with a baby tiger, baby crocs, and a few friendly gibbons, among other creatures big and small. I got some really great photos too. There has been lots of positive talk on the web about the Wallis Rack and Roll Bar on soi 2, so I decided that it would be a good destination this night as it was just down the soi from Welkom. The place was rockin' and had a pleasant party atmosphere. There was a fellow singing and accompanying himself on electric guitar. One rather unattractive girl approached me and I brushed her off as tactfully as I could. I hung out for awhile and checked the scene until I saw a lady that I recognized from a bar review photo I had seen on one of the sanuk sights. She accepted my offer for her to join me and told me her name was Bet. She was quite cute and had a great ass. I happened to spot the owner Justtony. We chatted for awhile and I told him I was probably going to take Bet. He said "She'll treat you right". I really was enjoying the party atmosphere and decided to hang for awhile with my new friend. Her friend, Lin, soon joined us. From the review I read, I was pretty sure that she was the other half of the tag team described in the review I had read, as she was even better looking than Bet. Sure enough, they soon made the suggestion that we make it a threesome. After awhile they suggested that we check out a nearby club that played Thai pop music. It was an interesting experience, but by the time we left this club my new friends were quite drunk. We got back to my room, got naked, and had a decent, but unspectacular session. Lin almost tore my cock off when she got on top of me. Their technique left a lot to be desired. They didn't smoke, but I couldn't complain about that, because I never asked. They then announced that they wanted to get something to eat but that they would return. I gave them 100B each for food. When they got back they flopped into the bed, Bet with her panties on and Lin fully clothed! They were like a pair of paperweights all night. No cuddling and no sanuk in the morning. Considering how hard I tried to make things nice for them and how much money I had spent, I found their behavior totally unacceptable. It was so bad that I did something that I have never done before, I only paid them 1000B each rather than the 1500 we had agreed on. Really, 1000B was more than they deserved for what was a rather poor short-time session. It strikes me that for as cute as these two are, they can't have much going on upstairs. Considering that I know their boss and am willing to spend money on them and show them a good time you would think that they would be a little more accommodating. They were cute enough that if they had played there cards right, I would have spent more money on them. As it was they lost out and they also lost business for their bar. If my session with them had been even half way decent, I would certainly have spent more time at Wallis. It looked like time to move on again.

At this point I was beginning to understand why so many veteran Pattaya sanukers were down on spending a lot of money on girls. If things didn't improve soon, I was going to head back to Bangkok early.

Next: Pattaya Improves.