Fellow adventurers

This is a trip report on my first time to Colombia. This trip will include Medellin, Cartagena, Cali, and Bogota. I am not yet a vet, but I have been to Nuevo Laredo, Tijuana, Toronto, and Buenos Aires. My interest in Colombia was based upon trip reports on CH, WSA, and TSM. Thanks to contributors like La Muerte, Godfather, Gator, Bon Vvnt, Zippy, Pegwin, and others, I feel that I am ready for sume fun in the dangerous pais of Colombia. This report hopefully will help other newbies and entertain some wily vets. I speak some Spanish, but I am by no means fluent. I will have limited time and access to post while I am in Colombia, but I plan to have a journal to return with and share upon my return to the good (but sexually boring) ol' USA. I am planning to find some sexy fun chicas and enjoy some threesomes. Like others say, there's nothing better than to wake up to two beautiful, playful chicas. The plan is
Medellin 4 days
Cartagena 3 days
Cali 5 days
Bogota 2-3 days
I got lucky on Orbitz, and got a RT fare from my city in the US to MDE for $559. The prices change everyday, so it pays to check often. I called Avianca 2 weeks ago and they said the 3 day Airpass was $150, and I could add one more leg. I called yesterday, and they said $290 for the 3 city pass and $50 more for the 4th leg! The Avianca operator said that this was because I wasn't flying in on Avianca, the first operator said it didn't matter what airline I flew in on. I'll try my luck again tomorrow. I checked the internet, for hotels/apartments in the 4 cities, but the accomodation prices/chica-friendly status on CH reports seem to be better. Because I am returning to BA in April, I am trying to stay on a $200/day total budget including airfare and accomodations for 14 days.
I have reservations only for the Dann Norte in Bogota, but I am looking into the Apartahoter del Rio and Eddy's apartment in CTG. More additions later. Any advice/guides/meetings with others would be great!

Megustaba,
Where will you will be staying in Medellin?

I feel Medellin has as much potential as Cali.
There is not much info available on Medellin. Please capture all the details when you are in Medellin!

Thanks!

Medellin is beautiful, at least I heard it's a must see when you're ready to choose a wife..the women are just as beautiful as Cali girls, but do not party as much, and would rather dedicate tome to their man...this is coming from a very trusted freind of mine who refuses to leave Medellin when in Colombia, despite my pictures of Cali girls and reports...humm..maybe he's on to something..I would love to read a Medellin report Megustaba..

Fellow Hombres-

This report is on my whirlwind tour of Colombia, beginning in a few days. My intended destinations are Medellin, CTG, Cali, and Bogota. From the posts I have seen on CH, TSM, and WSA, Colombia is a "got to do it at least once" destination. Thanks to all of the previous Colombia & BA posters, (Gator, Treeshark,JIMMYDR, BonVvnt, LaMuerte, Zippy, Pegwin, Yoosin, Sandman, uwphoto, Batman, and many unnamed others)who literally (NPI) convinced me to take the risk and say " Go. Now."
I have been to Toronto, Nuevo Laredo, Tijuana, and Buenos Aires for "viajes divertido" before, but this is my virgin trip to the Colombian promised land. I wanted to do BA again, but it was tough to explain to all (outsiders, especially my American girlfriend) my reasons for doing a third trip in 6 months to BA. MegustaBA!Well, the ARG peso is down, the COL peso is up, got a cheap RT flight from USA-COL for $559 on orbitz, the rest is history. Looked into Avianca's Airpass, got 2 quotes, $150 for 3 cities (2 weeks ago) and later(after I bought the orbitz ticket) a quote of $290 + 50 for 1 more flight+ 18% tax. Big difference!
I plan to follow you guys' advice with attire, taxis, guides, hotels, classifieds, and places to go for some hot latina GFE's. I am looking for some young, ultra-voluptuous chicas, as a huge rack, small waist, round hips and bubblebutt wil get my attention, especially on payday! I am hoping that I won't find silicone queens like in TJ and to some extent, BA. IMHO, the only thing worse than a very small rack is a saline bag filled/scarred/painful to the touch/fake-feeling rack. The few implant chicas that I have had owned hard/fake feeling lolas, and it was weird and unnatural to say the least. They seem to look better than they feel.
If any fellow hombres want to meet, give advice, I could use it. Update Soon.

BKguru-

I will be staying at the Hotel Plaza Rosa, $75000 COP a night (US $27). Was recommended by others on the boards.

The Report:

Day 1
Arrived in Medellin 9 pm, cleareed customs in 30 minutes, obtained an "Impuestos de Tarifas form" then a 32kp taxi ride to the Hotel Plaza Rosa (75kp/n for 1 person) in the safe and upscale El Poblado area. After check-in, asked taxista to take me to Show San Diego. The idiot dropped me off at another negocio, Marta Pintuco Clle. 29 N 43-61. 4 chicas total 4s - 6s. As it was late, I talked (in my broken Spanish) to a friendly flaca 6 named Angie. She offered toda la noche for 200kp + 30kp multa. It was 12:30, the place was closing at 1, I counter offered $50 US (145kp)and suggested she meet me at my hotel in 30 minutes, no multa. For my first Colombiana she was not bad. Only a 6 but gave an enthusiastic BBBJ and rode me like a rodeo champ. Tipped her $10 later, stayed til 5am.

Day2
Toured the city in the day, some hill in the center of the city called Cerro Nutibara and 2 malls. Good place to get a free map of Medellin. Met another amigo (referred by an American coworker) that knew the town, went to all the strip clubs in el centro, forgot the names, but only saw 3s - 6s. Chicas regular, or average looking girls. Checked out lots of SGs, especially in the San Diego area. Saw the police arrest many of them, in a huge truck for the night in jail. Best to look early in the eve. Had my friend negotiate a 8 (Christina)in a negocio, pretty face, slim, busty, nice ass, morena for 80kp for toda la noche + 10kp multa for the club. After finding a SG for my amigo, we head back to my hotel to be refused entry at 2am because of my 2 other guests. We go to hotel amor, (55kp) and do a double session with the 2 girls, my chica was 19, hermosa, clean, but after an hour of slamming, she was "cansado" and wanted to leave. I couldn't pay her 80kp for 1 hour, only for all night and she asked for 30kp, which I paid. She was passionate, but her chocha was muy pokito and I was hurting her. Chicas here are muy valiente when it comes to sex.

Day3
Met a taxista called Jaime (Hy-mee) 232-3000 codigo 90271, he took me to the Botero Museo and Plaza and lot of negocios in the night. I settled on a 1 hour session with a gordita hermosa with big tits. (I was half right) Settled upon 80 kp for the hour + 10kp for the room. When we undressed and showered, I noticed that the chica had 1 pecho grande and one pecho pequena! Wierdest thing I ever saw. Average BBBJ and mechanical sex, ok kisses. After 35 minutes, I had enough, finished up for another cold shower in room. Picked up a short sassy SG for the night in El Centro, but once we got back to the hotel she demanded the agreed upon 70kp TLN up front. I replied "despues" but she said no. I said "no gracias" gave her 10kp,and let her call a taxi.

Day4
After seeing average chicas in the streets and negocios, I became a little more brave and saw a young tetona on the street. I left my taxista, and asked her where a bank ATM was, showing my card to her. She was explaining directions in Spanish, and I let her know my Spanish was limited and asked if she would show me together. She did, and I asked her if she had a boyfriend. I am trying not to be obvious as I am drooling over her 20 year old set of 46DDs. "Mas o menos" was her reply. Not to be discouraged, I asked her out to dinner tonight. She said yes, and we went to the parilla at my hotel at my (HeHe) suggestion. After dinner, she wanted to know if I was going to ride in a cab with her to her house. I invited her up to my room to call a taxi, (you know what I'm thinking) and we relax with some music. She doesn't go for the bait, however, and we leave shortly after. We exchanged numbers and e-mails, and the taxi dropped her off. This taxista was an older guy, and I explained that now the good girl is gone, I want a bad girl now. He insists that he knows some hermosa chicas, and I agree to see them. Well we arrive at a house and 4 chicas fea and sucia come out. After politely declining and explaining that they were "muy linda" but not my type, we left. I found another SG in El Centro, and agree to 100 kp TLN. 22, pretty face, decent body, long black hair. She asks for money up front in room, my usual "despues", we agree on 50kp antes, 50kp despues. Good BBBJ, wild sex, pero chocha pokita. Played a few mind games, like saying no to sex while we were in the bed after the first BBBJ. I let her know that I wanted my money back, was getting furious, and she didn't want to see me when I get furious. She gave me whatever I wanted after that, no more problems. If chica plays games, request your money back and let her know you are not bullshitting. Chicas will run games on new gringos if you let them.

Cartagena
Day4
Flew into CTG no problem (10kp taxi fare to Laquita) but found the apartment recommended by others (Eddies apt. #801 $40US/n) to be a dump. His wife tried to show me other even more depressing rooms, and took me to others that were better down the street. I settled on an apartment for 110kp/n. Furniture was cheesy, no toilet paper, no hot water, but the room didn't look like a $20/n American dump. My room doesn't have to be the Hilton, but I won't spend vacation in a depressing /embarrassing room. Really doesn't matter as Colombianas are not used to great accomodations and housing. A new Motel 6 here would be considered really nice to them. Went to Mr. Babillas to pick up non-pros, but there was a private party this Friday night. Went to the club next door, but it was tiny, and I probably was the only American there. Had a taxista take me to all the negocios (about 8 total), lots of chicas lindas but no tetonas. The cheaper clubs had chicas muy fea. Got stopped by police in front of one negocio. The top officer asked me for my passport, and after much fumbling, I produced a photocopy of it. He thanked me, and invited me in. A little nervous, I didn't stay for long. Chicas quoted prices in dollars, I replied, "No tengo dolares, solo pesos" Some multas were $30-50 US! I settled on a petite pretty faced tetona named Patricia, 38DD in my estimation for 70kp multa, and 80kp for the chica. $55 US TLN!
After we arrived at my apartment, we talked as I admired her jugs. Once I got the bra off, she was only a C-cup! They have bras that are padded and push toward the center to give huge cleavage and extra size. Well, she had a pretty face, and during the 1st round of BBBJ DFK, missionary position, I noticed that she was really wet. Wile fucking, I asked if she had any "duele" and she winced and said no. Later I see 2 huge spots of blood, and she was hurting. Brave girls, these Colombianas. She was embarrassed, washed the bedding by hand and we decided to be together for tomorrow night also.

Day 5
Went to the beach with Patricia, ate at a beachside Pescador (fish restaurant). The food was so-so, prices expensive 54kp for 2 dinners and cokes. Hombres bother you with cheap gifts with expensive prices. Do NOT eat any of the shellfish that guys are trying to sell. We were warned by locals not to eat it as it may be spoiled. Saw the infamous Tony, spent much time waving off touts, vendors, masajistas fea, and others. Everyone has a game in Cartagena it seems. Merchants with ridiculous initial prices (as if you are stupid), Taxistas with no change, restaurants without change, hoping you rich Americanos will leave, not wanting to wait. I let people know with my eyes that I am getting ready to explode if they don't give me my FUCKING MONEY NOW. Never had any problems after giving the evil eye to ladrones.

Day6
Went to the old city, beach and fort with Patricia. Pretty interesting stuff. Got rid of Patricia later, called a chica I met on Amigos.com named Paola (7 face, 7 body). We met at the mall for tinto, and as it was late she asked to spend the night on my couch. I said "no, the bed, I'll be a gentleman!" slept for about 3 hours, then I lit up a cigarette at 3 am. We talked, and she complained of my smoking. She was sassy and took my pack and crumpled it up. I wrestled with her, pulled her jeans down and gave her butt a good spanking for being a "chica traviesa". I could tell by the minimal resistance that she liked this. After her cheeks were good and red, I flipped her over for DATY. She then exploded, and bucked like a wild bronc when she came. She then had to get ready for work, so I didn't press for more as she knew I was flying to Cali in the afternoon. She called before I left for the airport, saying she would meet me in Bogota in a week and gave me her # in Bogota.

Cali
Day7
Took 2 Avianca flights to Cali through MDE. 35kp taxi fare, WOW the women on the streets are gorgeous, voluptuous, and sexily dressed! Stayed at Apartahotel Del Rio (65kp/n cheap price!) Highly recommended for the price, room, and location. There are about 10 casas on the street perpendicular to Calle 21 Norte within walking distance. Negocios open at 10am! There must be 100 negocios in Cali, with the best looking women of all the cities. ChipiChape Mall, Unicentro Mall, and El Centro are the best places to meet women. And they are BEAUTIFUL, with cleavage for days, small waists, and big round, protruding asses. The girls are meaty here boys! If you like thin women with small tits and asses, you may not like Cali, because they are ultra-voluptuous, except I didn't see many tetonas (except those with big stomachs) there like Medellin. After cruising 4 casas I selected a chica gordita for 50kp multa and 80kp TLN. Later I found that 50kp multa is high and negotiated a 20kp multa. Chica (Angela) had a pretty face, D cups, and a round, plump ass. She gave a good BBBJ, plenty of sex in all positions TLN.

Day8

After no luck meeting NPs in El Centro (both already married) I hit other negocios with my taxista amigo Gabriel. Higly recommended, knows lots of casas, very litle English. Cell # (310) 836-5011. Meet nice girl in other negocio, face 7 body 5. 80kp TLN, 30kp multa. Once we got back to the hotel, taxista tried to rip me off. I contracted for 10kp/hr service, and he tried to say I was with him for 2 hours instead of one. I refused to give more than 10kp for the 1 hour of service. He announced that he was going to call the police, and I said "Llamar la policia. Yo esperar aca! (Eng. Call the police. I will wait here!" After 3 minutes of arguing in front of my hotel, I called him "ladron" for thief, and he left. The chica was a disappointment, she had hairy legs, a bad body that was pudgy in the midsection, a huge scar between her tits from gallbladder surgery. She gave toothy blow jobs, and shouted "lastima!" while we were fucking. I didn't know what lastima meant, I thought that it meant she was glad that I was lasting a long time! I did the same stupid thing in Buenos Aires, when a chica shouted "duele, duele!" And I thought she meant "deeper" like dwell in English! Necesitar mas Espanol pronto!

Day9
After checking out ChipiChape again for the internet, eye-candy, and drinks for the room, I got Angela again in the night, and she taught me how to dance merengue,and salsa. She fell asleep after one round, but I let her sleep. Very pretty face

Day 10
Met a young chica at the mall from Amigos.com. 18, pretty gordita. Ate together, went to the movies, she was more like novia material. Asked her about items on the menu, but she didn't know. I then asked her what her favorite restaurant in Cali was, but she couldn't answer. I asked why, and she explained that she had never been to a restaurant before tonight. WOW. Bought her some new jeans at the mall because she was nice,although very timid. She came out of the store sweating and overwhelmed that I bought her new expensive (to her) clothes. We then parted, as she has a 2 yr old at home, and I got Angela for the 3rd night. Well this night she was less passionate, and I told her that I made a mistake of picking her again, next time I will select another girl. She tried to make up for it after I said this, but it wasn't the same. Should have known, I broke the 3x rule.

Day11
Met with my good girl went to the mall to eat again and she asked me to take her to the movies again. I wasn't interested in movies 2 days in a row, but she gave me this innocent little-girl pleading look and I gave in. Later she said that she could spend the night with me, and for 18, she was profunda and passionate. Maybe she was genuinely passionate because I treated her better than any guy she had been with. Most guys in Colombia don't have the money to take their novia shopping.

Day 12
Met my new novia mother, and she is 3 years younger than me, but the family welcomed me(the rich American) to the house for lunch and drinks. I met my novias sister, and she is a 9.5! Angelic face, perfect body, beautiful hair, but only 16. I'm not going to be a hombre malo, so I'll be good. But if I return with a good amigo.... If you are concerned with age, the age of sexual consent in Colombia is 14 for boys, 12 for girls. Unbelievable in American contemporary society, but the girls grow up fast in Colombia. Flew to Bogota, and my novia and sister accompanied me to the airport to say bye. Arrived in Bogota in the afternoon, taxi fare to Hotel Dann Norte was 17kp. Got the 4 star hotel on Orbitz, for $35 US/n!) Also highly recommended, elegant and impressive. Met with Paola, invited her to spend my last 3 days together at my hotel and sightseeing. Ate at the hotel restaurant. Expensive (for Colombia), dinner for 2 w/bottle of wine and desserts 110kp.

Day13
Spent the day with Paola, at Museo del Oro, El centro, and on the transmilenium bus service. Chicas less hermosa in Bogota. By the end of the day, we went back to the hotel for sex, chica was playing games, saying no. I said, "then leave, no me gusta chica fria!" She refused to leave, staying in my bed under the covers. "More games" I thought. I then removed the blankets from her. I then removed her clothes and started putting on the jimmy cap. She playfully resisted, and I thought "she's into play rape.Okay!" After a few minutes of fucking, I ask her if she is ok, no pain. She defiantly says "no pene grande, pene normal." I think she is being truthful, and ram it home, all of it. 5 minutes later she demands to stop, and complains of "duele". Frustrated, I tell her that we are incompatible. She is no longer arrogant, and feels that she is "defecto" because she couldn't handle a big dick. I apologize and explain that I thought she liked them big, as she bragged earlier that her ex boyfriend was huge. We part ways shortly after. That night, I check out a few Bogota negocios. Extasis, the places across from it and next to it are dry on a Suday night and have the nerve to charge 20kp for a cervesa!
My taxista takes me to another famous one and a huge titted pretty chica quotes me 175kp for 2 hours + 60kp for the room. She is beautiful, but I am now used to Cali prices and decline. My taxista tries hard to convince me to buy a bottle of aguardiente for 50kp, but I let him know that I already have some. (Kickback) He takes me to many other negocios with cheaper prices, and I finally find Monica. 9 face, 6 body gordita. 100kp TLN and 25kp multa. Great BBBJ, passionate sex with lots of grinding and talk. Like some others, she says "muy rico" as she tastes my meat. Gotta luv it!

Day 14
Spent the day packing suitcases and shopping at the nearby mall. Monica is at work (her real job) and I call her for 1 more session tonight. She seems happy, and she comes to my hotel at 7pm for more wild BBBJs and sex. Beautiful face like the classic Native beauties before the arrival of the Spaniards.

Day 15
4 flights back to my city in the US

Reflections

Cali is #1 for beautiful women.
Medellin and Cartagena tie for second, Medellin for blancas bonitas, and Cartagena for Morenas,Triguenas.
Bogota is the most modern city with the most things to do, but the women are far less attractive overall and the pros are more expensive.

Use Amigos.com to establish contacts before you arrive. Novias in the day, putas at night!
Always guard your wallet, carry small change, and a copy of your passport.
I will return to Colombia, to see my young novia, but also for many other new experiences. Viva la mujer de Colombia!

Megusta, nice interesting report.

I have a thing for the Paisas of Medellin! MDE is at the top of my list to visit in Col. Have been to CTG, CLO, And BOG already.

Latimar/lastima mean hurt or pain. My guess is that you could get a second job as a porn actor (no insult intended).

sf4dfish

Hey sf4dfish-

I agree, Medellin has very beautiful women, many blancas, tetonas, gorditas y flacas voluptuosa! As far as the porn star trabajo, I am only considered tall/well-endowed/pies grande en Colombia/Argentina! For example, I am 5'9" and wear a size 10.5 shoe. This is average in the U.S. Based upon my experience with American women (Mostly fair-skinned Black women, but some White women) I am average or slightly larger. I think that chochas muy pequena en South America. Most South American women are short in height also, not that I mind!

anybody know if my cell phone will work in bogota,I have nokia 3560, AT&T, I'm 5'11, 220,47 years old. do you think I'll have any problems there, what is the best way to find the young girls, 18-25, for the best price, what are the best clubs on Bogota, I will be going in December, mh93561@aol.com, Jack