11 days? Heavana for 11 days?? "Nope, Cuba for 11 days" says my traveling buddy Don Gringo. "Let's rent an RV and travel all over the island. Take our scuba gear, do some diving, spear fishing and take or find girls along the way"

Took me about a nano-second to buy into this adventure! Won't rehash the preliminaries except to say how interesting it was to coincide a business trip that was near our departure city. Same process of getting into the island except it took forever to get through Immigration. HD gets inspected and I just pay a $52 tax on my "Regalos"

We meet up with our driver and head for the pool casa HD stayed at on his previous trip. HD has the little cutie (in the brown bikini) from his previous trip lined up and "woe is me" let's call BTG!!! (some kinda poet eh?)

When she arrived, she called out my name and we headed for the bedroom. This was my first time with her and all I can say is that no matter how eloquent or loquacious HD has been about her.........WOW! After taking the edge off it was time to play.

Recent crackdown on drugs has everyone very skittish and few people are in the streets. We get a bite to eat where Thumbalina joins us. We head back to our casa because we have an early morning ahead of us. Thumbalina can't come because only one guy/ one girl allowed. We agree to get her the next morning and take her to Maria la Gorda (Maria the Fat)on the S.W part of the island with us. Second round with BTG....even better than the first. HD's chica and BTG are making short work of the clothes we brought and BTG laid claim to the best for herself. Kinda like #1 girl versus #2 girl.

BTG left (without regalos)to go home and she agreed to to meet us the next morning at 10:00.

Next morning, bright and early (especially for HD...gotcha buddy)we head over to the RV rental place to pick up our camper. They spend a lot of time showing us how to use the thing and all the stuff on it. Now, we had planned on getting the girls around 10:00 but at 11:00 we were still dickering around withe the RV so we send our driver to pick up Thumbalina. We finally get back to the casa where we are leaving our luggage and taking only the bare...er uh...essentials.

BTG shows up but our driver appears empty handed. Seems the directions we got for Thumbalinas place were parallel streets instead of intersecting streets.

BTG and I go shopping for food, beer, beer, water, beer, juice, beer and food while driver and HD run errands.

It is now close to 2:00 PM. No Thumbalina. HD has BTG and Sandman has nada!

BTG to the rescue;

Amiga; Flaca; Buenos Tetas; Pequino culo. Simple enough. We drive to a friend of hers house and she enters our camper. I am immediately taken with this beauty and her great body. HD gives two thumbs up as well. We tell her to pack a bag, we have bikinis and off we go.

A couple of more stops for essentials and finally at 4:00 we are headed south west (5 hours late).

30 minutes into our trek, we tell amiga no bras allowed in the camper and she removes hers. I open her shirt and am amazed at the sight I am seeing....no, make that astounded. As a bonafide "chestnut" I am beside myself with the view. I smile at HD and tell him he ain't gonna believe it!

A few beers, Rum and Scotch later, we are all making out, the girls are trying on bikinis and interior ropa. She finally comes out in her string and HD is grabbing his chest. I couldn't stand it any longer and I just peeled the top away to give him a full view.

With that shiteating grin of his he makes a point that we are sharing on this trip! In my iniminical shit eating grin I say, "mi camper es su camper".

We finally make it to MLG only to find out we can't have Cubans inside the resort area over night. No problem, we park outside the gate, connect our electricity inside the security shack and hit the rack.

As bad as the roads are in Cuba on shock absorbers, I think we may have done more damage from the bouncing in the beds. Our poor driver was in his "over the cab camas" while HD and I flailed away at our honeys. WHOLLY SHIT! What a night.

Photos tomorrow..........

Sandman

What a trip, sounds like a blast. I'm ready to hear more.

Enjoy the life,

Moondog

Renting an RV with a driver!! What an absolutely great idea!!!

You lucky bastards,

I would think you would want to hire a driver who was blind so he couldn't see all the fun.

Look forward to the next eleven days reports and of course the pictures.

benwhowantstobehd'sandSman'sdriver

Damn Ben,

I had a more important role in mind for you. I was going to suggest "chief chica tester"

Pays better and the benefits are to die for!...he he


Sandman

Ah,

Already a promotion.

How much do I have to pay you to work for you?

Now you are talking. HD told me you were a quick study!

sandman