When I arrived in BA, the plane was nearly an hour late. Snow in New York had delayed the flight because only one runway was available. I am so sick and tired of snow and cold weather in general. The only saving grace for this winter has been 6 trips to Rio in the past three months.

Anyway, I arrived in BA and whisked through immigration and customs without a search. It was easy and fast. My driver was waiting with his Mercedes (53 pesos) and 30 minutes later I was in Godfather´s apartment on Montevideo and Libertador. What a great location. If this is his ok apartment, the luxury ones must be really nice. The apartment has a big living room, small kitchen, bath, and one bedroom. There is a small balcony. I´ll post some pics later.

I walked over to Recoleta and had lunch with a friend. La Caballeriza serves great chorizo and steaks and I finally had some of that Argentine beef that I missed so much.

After that I went to Cafe Orleans to check out the action. I´ve had some luck there before, but it is really hit or miss. It was just the dogs out, so despite 14 girls there was not one that I was interested in at all. In fact, I recognized almost all of them from prior trips. It seems there has been little turnover here.

Well, I was primed and ready for action so I pulled out my cell phone and called a favorite girl from prior trips ... Agus from Gemidos. She has to be the most energetic girl I have met in a long time. She has an apartment around the corner from Hook that she shares with her girlfriend Cami. They were both there, and she asked did I want her alone or with her friend. Actually both are good fun, and more adventurous alone, but they play extremely well together. I was ready for a double I said made a date with both in 15 minutes.

I had no trouble getting cash from the ATMs, though the one in the airport was out of order. As always, small bills are hard to get and need to be hoarded. Watch out for patacones in the change too ... got a 10 patacones note in my change at Cafe Orleans.

Agus and Cami were happy to see me and minutes after I was in the door, they were all over me. They had turned the lights down, dressed in sexy outfits, and put on some music. I think we did 15 different positions ... holy shit. After I popped the first time with Cami, Agus looked at me and said three for Cami and three for me! All I could say was, I´ll try. We talked about my plans to live in BA and Cami´s english classes and carnaval. Then it was off for round two. Two hours later I stumbled from their apartment very satisfied with a promise to meet them for dinner and dancing later.

I went back to the apartment and changed and then went to the Kilkenny Pub, the local meat market, to meet my friend Max Genio. Max is a Porteno with good english and has been a great friend and compadre on prior trips. We drank a few beers and waited for the girls to show up.

We called the girls by cellular and told them to meet us at Puerto Cristal, a seafood restaurant in Puerto Madero. We drank some champagne, had a nice chardonnay with dinner, oyster from Chile, and four main courses (beef, rabbit, fish, and shrimp) ... the total bill was 151 pesos for all of us and the wine was 42 pesos of that. I love this city. Even with the exchange rate being lower than it was (averaging about 3.1 to the dollar right now), Argentina is still cheap.

The girls were difficult to engage in conversation during dinner and not their usual energetic selves, so Max and I decided to ditch them. I told them that I was too tired from the flight and we put them in a cab.

Max then told me about a new place that has only been open for 1 week. It used to exist apparently five years ago, but has been closed. It is a fixed price place ... 160 pesos which includes a drink, the girl, and the room. Get this ... you pay the fee up front, then go to a locker room, change into a robe, take a shower or sauna, and then go into the bar where the girls are in g-strings and sexy bras. Sounds like a termas to me!

The place is called Parlenaire. It is located at Av. Santa Fe 1130 (Gal. Rustike fdo. sub.) 4813-6849. It is in the basement at the back of a small gallery-mall area. I recognized the place because I had done a girl in the apartments above on one of my first trips to BA. The security guy let us take a look in the bar before we paid. There were about 4 girls there, no stunners. There were another 4 girls there too. Apparently the place is owned by the same guy as owns La Saison. Even though the prospects looked minimal, I just had to try a termas to see what it was like. Max was a good sport.

We went in and got a glass of champagne. You have a paper ticket that you keep with you instead of the key system of Rio. The bar is very nicely appointed with lots of mirrors and couches around the outside area. Unfortunately, the girls don´t dance. In typical BA fashion, they kneel on the bar stools with their asses in the air.

I found a pretty mulata that I like and called her over. She wasn´t stunning, but very friendly. Tamara sat with me for about 45 minutes while Max auditioned three different girls. When we finally made our picks, we moved to the back bar. This is an area with more couches. We basically had a 10 minute lap dance/grind/rub down session there. After that we moved to the rooms.

Our tickets were stamped and I was left in a large room with a double bed. The rooms have lots of mirrors, good lighting, a TV playing 1970s porn, and good beds. A five minute wait and Tamara came in dressed in just a towel. I got a pretty decent bbbj and then had a good session. We finished after about 30 minutes and just lay there talking.

After that I took a shower and sat in the sauna waiting for Max. All in all a satisfying experience, but not the same as Rio. I have to say that the bar/room facilities are as nice as any in Rio, but the locker rooms are substandard.

Well, it was now 2AM. I wasn´t ready to quit, since it was my first night back in town. I decided to see what changed at Hook. Max dropped me off and I went in.

Hook was packed with guys. The only girl I recognized was Valeria. I got a seat and a few minutes later I felt some great tits press against my back and a girl says ... halo, baby ... estrangero. It was Karina ... an old favorite. I thought she was going to move to Blacks, but apparently she decided to stay at Hook. We sat and talked. She said that there were a lot of new girls at Hook, but what I saw was not impressive. I did see a blonde that looked interesting ... might have to go back for that.

I ended up taking Karina back to the apartment with me. I had a water and she had one juice ... total 30 pesos at Hook. Anyway, it was a nice session and I sent her home about 5AM.

I then got some sleep and prepped the apartment for the next day. My brazillian girlfriend from Rio has her first trip on an airplane, so I guess now I am officially importing sand from the beach! More later and some pics when I get home.

Great update amigo. I'm sure you're glad to be back in our favorite city. I wish I was there with you. The great thing about BA is it's such a big city. It's a real city so you always can discover new places for hobbying. Almost every trip I discover some new place.

Glad you like that apartment. It's not luxury but it couldn't be in a nicer location and it's quite nice.

I'm looking forward to seeing you in Rio this week.

Thanks, UW.

I read in the local board that Partenaire was just reopening. Locals have been complaining that paying ar$160 before assessing the girls is too much.

Some years ago, Partenaire had very beautiful girls, and it apparently belonged to the same owner of La Saison, too.

Respecto to the building above the gallery, there are at least 12 girls of Internet that work there (as local mongers reported), so sometimes some police oficers in civilian clothes hassle patrons that go visit girls who don't pay their "working permits". Just be cool if you are stooped and be prepared to give an explanation (which you should rehearse beforehand). That way, you won't have problems.

Andres

UW,

Sounds like fun. How long will you be in town?

Moondog

UW;
Uh,could you please send me drawings of those 15
positions.I'm always up for learning.

TN

6 trips in 3 months!! holy s***! Did you win the lotto? Every tuesday I played soccer with a bunch of guys from south america and there are two guys there who just came from Argentina...soon to become my best buddies

Jarocho

UW - you're a friggin machine buddy. 4 nuts with four girls your first night in town? Does anyone else think UW is down there studying for his Doctorate in Debauchery?

Hope to see you and the rest of the BA crowd down there sometime in May.
dG

Ha ha! Well, I guess I could say that I´m having a good time. I need to slow the pace down though and recover before I go to Rio on Friday, the 14th of March.

Way to go buddy. Save some energy for Rio! I'll see you in Rio on Friday. Have fun.