I readily admit that I’m probably one of the weakest guys in the world when it comes to being talked into taking a trip to South America (next to UWPhoto of course who spends more time in SA than USA). The day before I headed off to London a few weeks ago I was online chatting with my amigos Seaman, Kick Stand and UW on instant messenger. Kick Stand had talked Seaman into going back down to Rio for a nice long weekend. Kick Stand had been trying to talk me into a trip down there that same weekend but I didn’t feel it was responsible to go down there again so soon.

UW was in Buenos Aires that weekend at one of my apartments. I decided to just be irresponsible and go back down. This would be my third trip down to Rio in three months. I knew it was only a matter of time before UWPhoto would be buying a plane ticket from Buenos Aires to Rio for the weekend too.

The funny thing is that Kick Stand told me after the fact he knew I’d come down. And he said that he definitely knew UW would too. Oh well. I guess we can all be irresponsible together. I tried getting a nice apartment but none were available that I felt was appropriate. I attempted to make reservations at the Deberet Hotel (http://www.debret.com/english/index.asp ) . I emailed them asking for an ocean front Suite, Junior Suite or Deluxe Suite. They emailed me back saying they only had a Superior partial ocean view. I was bummed. Then I email the guy and ask if there is a garota fee if I register a double room. Seaman and Kick Stand were telling me they didn’t think so. Well, the guy emails me back and tells me that it doesn’t matter if you book a double room. You must pay a R$50 fee each and every time you bring a girl up. Say what???

This to me is silly. It defeats the purpose of booking a double room. I called up and asked if this was correct. The guy told me that yes it is. I asked him why I would book a double room then. I had him change it to a single then asked who in their right mind would book a double room?? He says if someone came down with their wife. I laughed and said that it’s Rio. Who would come down with their wife!!!?? The guy just laughed and took me still a R$50 charge. It’s not really the money that bothers me. $13 US each time isn’t that much and I was only going a few nights. It was the principle.

About this time Seaman emails me and tells me that he might stay at Vips (http://www.vipsmotel.com.br/ ) one entire night. We start kind of joking around about it then we both come to the conclusion that it makes sense to just stay there because we were going to have a party on Saturday and each get a room and book a huge suite for everyone. Seaman gets the credit for this brilliant plan. I think he was just kind of tossing the idea out there but I think he knows by now with this group if you suggest something and it sounds good we will probably decide to do it. We end up emailing Fabíola ( vipsmotel@uol.com.br) who is able to write decent English and make reservations. I offer my credit card # to hold the reservations but she says she couldn’t even if she wanted to. Tells me my room # and tells me to ask for her. Very nice girl.

I’m typing this portion on the airplane now. I decided to upgrade to business class which is nice. I’m sitting next to this dude that works in my city and Sao Paulo. He is giving me hobby advice for Sao Paulo so I’m looking forward to going there next.


Ok, so I arrive at the airport in Sao Paulo. Eventless flight and very easy and comfortable. I popped an Ambien but I must be getting immune to them because I only slept about 3 hours and woke up and couldn’t get back to sleep. In Sao Paulo I had a 2 hour layover so I got a few $8 US massages which were good.

I get to Rio and I get to Alcazar where my buddies Kick Stand and Seaman are waiting for me. We had planned to check in to our rooms at VIP’s and hit the ground running. Kick Stand says he called Company Girl and booked an appointment in a little bit. Seaman asks me if I want to also call Company Girl and get sessions too. You know me. Sure why not!!!? Seaman was smart enough to save Company Girl’s website to his laptop so we’re looking at all the girls. I would have picked Seaman’s girl, Raylene, based on the looks of her tits alone. I picked Patricia who also seemed to have nice tits.

We take a taxi ride to Vip’s. The negative about this place is it’s a long ass haul from civilization. About a R$15-20 taxi fare each way depending on where you are going. The benefits far outweigh the negatives. The staff here is great, the views are amazing and the rooms are clean and the girls love it. It’s funny because every single girl in Rio knows about this place and laugh when we tell them we’re spending the weekend here.

I take a quick shower and our girls are here on time. 3 PM. I’m a bit disappointed by my girl’s looks. She is cute but not really my type. Her face didn’t match her fabulous tits on the website. She was cute though. I took tons of pictures. She was just a normal nice girl. She was in college studying and also worked in a bank. Sweet girl and the session was quite good but she didn’t seem to be that experienced but really got into the sex.

I felt like a moron because I forgot my digital camera. I had so much to do before leaving town that I was rushing to pack. I brought my regular camera and I was taking all these pictures of her when I looked down and noticed I had no film. Duh!! Halfway through the session I called Kick Stand who was staying next door to borrow his digital camera. Turns out that his girl no-showed on him. (Poor bastard….since it was HIS idea to get internet girls in the first place). As always he was a good sport and easy going. He let me borrow his digital camera and I took several pics of the girl.

Kick Stand headed to L’Uomo and I told him we would be there to join him later. Seaman gets down with his session too and after we changed and showered we compared notes. I told him we needed to go to L’uomo but he wanted to go to Terma 65. I told him we couldn’t leave Kick Stand hanging and at least needed to go grab him and go to 65. We took a taxi and traffic was killer. It took at least 45 minutes to get to L’Uomo. When we finally got to L’Uomo there was nothing really to write home about. Plus the air conditioning wasn’t working which made it sweltering in that place. I wasn’t impressed with the girls. We hung out a while. I met the famous Bwana Dick there and he seemed really cool. UWPhoto was nowhere to be found. We thought we might be able to hook up with him there but no go. Someone said they spotted him at Terma 65 so at least he wasn’t letting us down.

Seaman, Kick Stand and I get to 65 and it was disappointing. There were tons of dudes and not too many hot girls. Seaman’s girl and Kick Stand’s girls that they knew were the only hot ones I saw. I could tell those two horny bastards were gonna have a session so I told them I was going to leave and go to 4X4. As I was turning around to leave I see this blonde hottie. At first I didn’t think she was super great but she was very pretty. Her name was Britney and she said she used to work at 4X4 so some of you might know her. When we got upstairs she was awesome. Man, we had sex in every position imaginable. I did a good number on her going down on her. She was going crazy. She gave me her phone number and kept making me repeat it to memorize it. I would repeat with her. Her tits were amazing!!! They are natural but they are the tightest tits I’ve ever seen. Perfect. I think she said she was 23. I did an hour session with her.

After showering I go downstairs and Kick Stand is already down there. I guess his session wasn’t that great and he ended up leaving after a short time. After a little bit Seaman comes in all smiles. I gotta say that his “mojo” was very very strong this trip. I hobbied with this guy here in Rio in January and again in Montreal in February but he was walking around like he had a 12 inch dick. Ha, ha. The girls were loving him this trip.

As we were leaving Kick Stand’s girl from a previous session and Seaman’s girl follow all of us in the locker room. It was fricking hilarious! I remembered Seaman had a camera so I suggested that he whip it out and start taking some pictures of all of them. The towel lady was cracking up laughing. Picture the men’s locker room of a terma with 2 girls in various poses. Seaman’s girl was loving him. She even followed him out after he paid professing her love. God, life is great.

Afterwards we were hungry so we decided to go to a restaurant near Barbarella. Seaman picks out a place and it was funny. It was a kilo restaurant (where they charge you based on the weight of the food). There was this amateur band playing 80’s music and all these people were dancing. The food was mediocre. I remember seeing Seaman getting all this fish and I thought to myself, “I hope he doesn’t get sick”. Kick Stand and I avoided it. We had some laughs over dinner then decided to go to Barbarella.

Many guys on various message boards talk about how this place is a rip off. I gotta tell you that the prices are high but you can find some of the hottest girls in Rio here. The entrance fee is R$50 and I believe that covers your first two drinks. The exit fee is also R$50, so you’re out R$100 if you pull a girl out here. The atmosphere is pretty good with hotties dancing on a stage. I saw several hotties that I would have pulled out. We call this smoking hot girl over to our table and I’m asking her all these questions. At first she was answering but then you can tell a real pro if they want to cut to the chase and don’t want to talk. She told Seaman I was asking too many questions. I inquired about prices and she quoted R$700 or $200 US. Yes, you heard that right. I just laughed and it was clear we would NOT pay those kind of prices. She gets up to leave and we see her talking to some other girls. Turns out later she was telling them we were not going to pay obscene rates.

We spot a few other hotties. All of a sudden we see the police come in. They turned on the lights and all these police offers storm the place. The turned off the music and made all the girls line up. Apparently there was a report of underage girls working and the police were investigating and carding all the girls. The police were idiots though. There was no real system to check which girls they already carded. We were laughing. Seaman and I were lusting after a female cop. She was hot. (Kick Stand disagrees but oh well). Maybe it was just the badge that made her seem hotter. Anyway, a lot of guys left when the cops came and it was probably better for us. Seaman and I were determined to pull 2 hotties out of there without paying a fortune. We start talking to two girls. Seaman’s girl could very well have had the best body out of any girl I’ve ever seen. Her ass was perfecttttt! Her stomach was cut and it was clear she was in great shape. She could also dance. My girl I was talking to spoke some English. I always seem to get lucky and find some girl that speaks English.

I started the negotiations and she asked for R$500. I told her there was no way I was paying that much money. She came down to $350 and I said no. Then she just asked me what I’d pay. I threw out R$250 and she quickly accepted. This is a place you MUST stand your ground and either walk away or anty up. Seaman’s girl accepted I think R$300 for a few hours. I asked mine how long of a session it would be and she said a few hours (2-3 hours). I was happy with that. I don’t care what anyone says… the girls from Barbarella are some of the hottest girls I’ve seen in Rio. I was happy with my selection and so was Seaman. Kick Stand decided not to partake in the fruits of this place.

I get back to Vip’s and she loves the place. It was hilarious because every single girl that asked us where we were staying we said Vip’s and they were cracking up. Most couldn’t believe we were staying here the entire weekend. Right away I gave her my business class amenity kit I got on American. It has a toothbrush, some lotions and some other stuff. She flipped over it. You score a lot of points by doing little things like this for girls. It set the pace for the night. She clearly told me that she usually doesn’t deep kiss and give BBBJ but I got plenty of both. Not sure if she was lying or not but I wouldn’t doubt it if she doesn’t to everyone. Another thing that I thought was funny is that these girls here will just throw out a high price if they don’t want to sleep with a guy. This is consistent with other places and girls that I talked to.
The great thing about Vip’s is that there are mirrors everywhere. The walls, the ceiling, the headboard. You can watch yourself and the girl in virtually every position. It’s great. This girl had a great body. She kept telling me how all these Brazillian guys hated her body because she is “skinny”. Just my type. She had a boob job but it wasn’t too much and she looked great. I had an awesome session with her and I definitely give Barbarella’s a big thumbs up. I like this place a lot. Don’t believe every guy that says to avoid this place or that it is a clip joint. If you aren’t afraid of spending a little money for entrance/exit than it’s great. In all reality you can pull a hottie out of here for the same price as a hottie in Help. This girl stayed until 4:30 AM. She gave me her email, cellphone and home phone numbers. All of us were getting a lot of phone numbers this trip. I’m typing this in the Admiral’s Club at the airport with Seaman. Gotta try to upgrade to Biz.


No dice upgrading on the flight but I’m in Miami now and I’m flying first class home so that’s nice. Where was I? Oh yeah, so the next morning I hear that Seaman got sick with his Barbarella girl. She was such a sweetheart though and took good care of him. He was a trooper. He even had a session with her after he vomited. You know a true monger when you hear a story like that.

I woke up the next day by a phone call by UWPhoto. He was telling me about the party we had planned. We rented a Millenium Suite here at Vip’s which is quite amazing. A total luxury pad complete with full-size pool, breaktaking views, sauna and tons of other things. I liked that place. It isn’t cheap but if you’re with a lot of guys and split it it makes for a fun day. UW as usual planned it great. He bought tons of drinks, ice, alcohol, bikini’s for the girls and candy.

We were waiting for the first round of girls and I gotta tell you that they were very unimpressive. In fact, a few of us were scared. I wanted to send all of them home but some of them already changed into bikinis and were in the pool. Couldn’t send them home now I guess. I absolutely knew I wouldn’t hook up with any girls that first round. All of the guys that took a girl from the first round jumped on a grenade for the team. If you want to hear how bad it was. I was laying out getting some sun when I heard SweetMesquite saying to Kick Stand, “Hey, will you rub some oil on my back. I’d rather have you do it than those girls”. Yikes! Then I see them slathering lotion all over eachother. I don’t know which was worse. Watching them or watching the girls. Ha, ha.

Anyway, Bwana hooks up with a girl, UWPhoto hooks up with 2 girls, Seaman hooks up. Kick Stand, Sweet Mesquite and myself couldn’t get in the spirit. Hey, so we might be a little shallow. Anyway, I’ll admit I’m probably not the best hobbyist to do one of these “Vip’s party with”. I’m kind of picky sometimes. UWPhoto pulled me aside and told me to get in the spirit of things and not be so picky. I took his advice.

The second round of girls came and they were all scary too. We decided right away to send them ALL home. UW was the man getting rid of them. None of us really wanted to do that. Very uncomfortable feeling. The 3 of us at this point that didn’t get girls were feeling left out but didn’t want to settle. I decided to call Company Girls which I had good luck with the day before. They sent over 3 girls. I didn’t mind one of them. She had a smoking smoking body but her face wasn’t super hot. I decided to see her and Kick Stand and SweetMesquite decided to send them home. I tried to be diplomatic and tell them both we asked the agency for blondes and they preferred blondes so no offense. The girls were very cool about it and asked for R$20 taxi fare.

I hang out in the pool with my girl and again I get lucky and she speaks some English. She is a really cool girl and we click well. I hang out long enough to see the 3rd set of girls stroll in. Man, this round had some hotties. I wanted to jump and choose a girl but I was with my girl. This prompted me to grab my girl for a session so I could come back and have a session with one of these girls.

I get to my room and my girl and I go at it from the get go in the shower. Oh my god she had a super hot, tight, small little body with perky tits. I had one of the most intense orgasms of my life with her. We ended up going two rounds and by the time I get back to the party almost everyone is in rooms. No one left any girls for me. Seaman had 2 girls and had a grand ole time. No biggie although I would have loved to have done one of those girls. I believe we paid an average of R$200 per girl for 2 hours.

The great thing about all these guys is they are very easy going. We had a lot of laughs the entire weekend. This was one of my funnest trips to date. It was definitely because of the company. It was funny one night at dinner when Seaman was joking with us that he’d hang out with us even if it weren’t for the hobbying. This hobby might bring some of us together but a few of us have made really great friendships.

After the girls left we showered and changed and decided to meet in “party central” (Millennium Suite). We were going to go to L’Uomo. UW and Kick Stand wanted to go there directly but Seaman, SweetM, and I wanted to go to a real restaurant. All of a sudden Kick Stand’s cellphone rings. I answer it as I had many times because my Portuguese is a little better than the other guys. I answer it and ask who it is. “Mary Jane”. I ask, “who are you Mary Jane? Where did you meet Kick Stand”. She says, “Godfather???????”. Oops. It was my Rio girlfriend. I didn’t want her to know I was in Rio. She is supposed to come to my house this next weekend and I didn’t feel the need to see her and it would be easier if she didn’t know I was here but I answered the phone. Those other guys were cracking up. I was sweating bullets. Ooooops. I lied and told her I JUST got to Rio but I’m sure she knew better. She was begging and pleading for me to just spend 30 minutes saying hi to her over a drink. I told her I couldn’t but I’d call her later. Probably wasn’t a good move.

I was kind of bumming over me answering the phone. Seaman, SweetMesquite and I went to a Kilo restaurant. The other 2 went to L’uomo. After eating we meet them at L’Uomo. It wasn’t that great there. I think K.S. had 2 sessions and UW had one session. I was saving my energy for a Barbarella’s girl. We hung out at L’Uomo for a while then we went to go eat with UW and Kick Stand at a restaurant on Ave. Atlantica. We had a good time joking around as usual over dinner. Seaman has made a fine addition to our little South American 3-some.

UWPhoto was supposed to meet Sd4fish at Franks at 1 AM so we go there. I had never been here before and was very very un-impressed. The place didn’t do anything for me and thought the girls were ugly. The shows that I heard so much about had ugly girls. More guys were watching a boxing match then the girls. The water in the bathroom sink didn’t work to watch my hands. When I asked the guy he simply said there was no more water. OK. It was R$30 entrance that includes first 2 drinks. I was itching to leave before the end of my first drink and I think UW could sense it. All those guys were nice because I told them they could stay and I’d go to Barbarella alone if need be. I knew I’d be hooking up with a girl there.

We walk around the corner to Barbarella. There weren’t as many of the hotties but I saw several including Seaman’s girl from the night before. I asked him if he was going to see her. He said no. I asked if he cared if I had a session with her. He said no. He might have but I got the ok so I was off to the races. I was kind of bummed because I saw a few guys making a run at her but she apparently blew them off. When I saw her on the dance stage again I motioned for her to come over and I just said. “Let’s get out of here”. She didn’t know if I was serious. I said R$300 for 2 hours. She said, “plus taxi fare”. And I quickly agreed. An extra R$20 for taxi since we are way out there past Ipanema.

As I mentioned earlier, there were a lot of adventures this trip. The ride home was no exception. Our first taxi breakdown in Ipanema. His battery must have died. We had to get out and he flagged down another taxi. So we are on our way. I notice a police stop in Ipanema but they wave us through. Then about 100 yards in front of the entrance to Vip’s on a road that is not heavily traveled late at night, I see a group of police officers. It was not a good sight because all 4 officers had their pistols out and were pointing them at the cars. I think it was a scare tactic. They pull our taxi over and at first had just the girl get out and show her documents. Then one of the officers that was obviously very corrupt has me get out. He has me empty my pockets out completely on the hood of the car. I had a ton of money and no wallet. He asked me for my passport. I told him I don’t carry my passport with me for safety reasons. He kept insisting. I didn’t even have my driver’s license.

I was starting to get nervous. I knew he just wanted money but I didn’t want to offer him a bribe. I didn’t know if he’d then say, “how dare you try to bribe me” and get into more trouble. He wouldn’t let it drop and kept saying I was in big trouble. Thank god I can speak some basic Portuguese because I could understand him. The girl I was with was amazing. So was the taxi driver. They were pleading relentlessly with the cop. It was only one cop that was being an asshole. Then I see Seaman and Kick Stand get out of their taxi. Obviously they passed by and saw me standing in the road with my girl and the police with their guns. At least now I think a few had them holstered. Those guys were great stopping and checking to make sure I was ok. I actually worried about them now because they didn’t have their passports on them either. Oops.

Finally my girl does a ballsy move to the asshole cop and tells him that she is not some stupid farm girl. She is in school, does not do drugs, doesn’t drink alcohol. She tells him that it is clear I’m an American tourist and this is very bad to do this. I think all this coupled together finally made the cop give in. THANK GOD I was not with some chick that had drugs on her, etc. I can really imagine a guy getting royally screwed if the girl they are with has drugs on her. Be careful who you hook up with.

On the remaining short ride to the hotel the girl and the taxi driver were talking to one another in rapid fire Portuguese about the corrupt cops here. I was happy to get to my room. I gave this girl my other business class amenity kit and again she was very happy. When she undressed it was almost breathtaking. Her body is amazing. Her ass is amazing. The only drawback was that the BJ was covered but it was still very good. Actually very good. She was a really safe and healthy girl so I imagine she never does BBBJ no matter how much money you’d pay. We talked a lot about various things. She was a cool girl. She gave me her phone numbers but I doubt I’d ever call her again just for the sheer respect factor. I really hope she finishes up school and gets out of the business. She is a smart girl and will make someone a really good wife someday. I think we got to the hotel around 2:30 AM or so. She stayed until 4:45 AM or so. I gave her R$300 + a $50 note for taxi and a small tip. She deserved it. If it’s not clear to see, I really like Barbarellas.

The next day Kick Stand, Seaman and I were planning another little mini-Vip’s fiesta. We all had girls we planned to meet up with at Seaman’s Suite. Those guys met their girls at the mall and my original girl was still sleeping as expected when I called her at noon. No problem. I called another girl and she was there in 20 minutes. We all ate, drank and laid out in the sun for a while. We took some pictures and joked around. Then we all went to our own rooms for our sessions. My session with this girl was even better than before. Wow! I had some of my best sessions in South America ever this trip. This girl and I clicked well and I’m sure I’ll see her again. She made me promise to email and call her when I got back to the USA. For those of you that know me well….you know I will. I routinely talk on the phone with S. American girls over one hour on the telephone every day. I’m positive in a few years I’ll be living in South America.



Kick Stand’s plane left at 7:30 PM and I arranged my flight so Seaman and I were on the same flight going back to the USA. Our plane didn’t leave till 11 PM so we planned to hang out at L’Uomo till like 8:30 PM or so.

We all checked out and Kick Stand headed to the airport and Seaman and I went to L’Uomo. At 5:30 PM it wasn’t too bad. Seaman already planned to hook up with “HIS girl”. I planned on doing at least two girls. This new girl that hadn’t worked there a long time approached me. She was a little older but her body was great and her face was pretty. We started making out but I was tired from going two rounds with my Vip’s girl. She kept saying she wanted to fuck. I told her I just got done fucking and needed some recovery time. She just laughed. Then I noticed more and more guys were coming in. It was getting packed. On a whim I ask my girl if she likes girls. She laughs and says she LOVES girls. I see a tall blonde girl that I’ve never seen before. She has an amazing rack. I call her over and she hasn’t worked there that long either. I ask HER if she likes girls. Yep.

I decide to do a two girl session. Why not?? My last session I figure I might as well go out with a bang. While waiting for a room I made out with both girls. I just kept going back and forth with the girls for like 20 minutes waiting. It was great. When we got our room the two girls (Giselle and Natasha) were great. They both gave an extremely good BBBJ. Great kissers and loved sex. I kept going back alternating between the two. They almost ran out of condoms and warned me when we only had one left. I felt like the director of a porno. I had them get into all these funky positions and the girls were into eachother. Giselle’s tits were very very nice natural D’s and were firm. I think she was 23 years old. Natasha is older at 28. The session was intense and I was sweating my ass off. I think L’Uomo is having air conditioner problems. Usually I’m freezing in the room in L’Uomo when I walk in but not this trip.

I get back and get something to eat. SweetMesquite recommended the Filet Tips. It is pretty good and probably the best meal there. Seaman finishes up with a monster session with his girl. It’s clear to see his girl really likes him and I think he feels the same way. Whether anyone wants to admit it or not, it’s easy to fall in love with these girls down here. That is probably one of the reasons I didn’t meet up with my Rio girlfriend this trip. I really don’t want to get serious with any girls. I’m a dawg and I know it. I know I’m a good person, a great friend but I probably should never get married again and not cracked up for a serious committed relationship. I felt bad for hurting my girl. One night while Seaman and I were walking to L’Uomo she called and was crying saying, “how would you feel if I came to your town and didn’t even call you or see you for even 30 minutes”. Yeah, she had a point because I’d be pissed.

Sometimes I wonder if these girls could easily get visa’s how many guys would be living with these girls in the USA or flying them in all the time. I’d venture to guess a lot. It’s not just the sex either. Sure that is the main thing but I’ve personally witnessed several guys have a real interpersonal relationship with these girls. The dynamics of these things are interesting. My close friends always encourage me to write a book after I always say, “man I could write a book about this stuff”. Who knows…maybe some day I will. (Don’t worry, I’ll keep the names out to protect the not so innocent).

It’s amazing to see just how many guys read these reports. We met some random stranger in L’Uomo and we were talking about Buenos Aires and Rio and he asked me if I was on any boards and I told him ClubHombre and WSG. He asked my handle on WSG and I told him. He laughed and told me he read all my posts and I laughed. I told him to join CH and he said he would. He seemed really cool and would make a good addition to our board. I hope to hook up with some on another trip. He seems like a laid back guy that would fit in good to our group.

Anyway, Seaman and I were getting ready to leave. L’uomo was packed. Too many dudes. I saw Rich and talked with him a while. He is a really good guy that I wish I got to spend more time with. He was busy all weekend giving tours. It was another great trip. It felt like I was there longer because we were always doing something every hour of the day. These trips are much more fun when you go with cool guys that you are friends with. You know you get along good with guys when you’re on a trip with them and you already have tickets for the next trip with them. (Kick Stand and I are going to be in Buenos Aires for 10 days in May and UWPhoto is joining us a few days. We’ll probably head to Rio 3 or 4 nights if anyone wants to join us).

A special thanks to all of you that helped make this yet another awesome trip in South America. UWPhoto, Kick Stand, Seaman, Bwana and Sweet Mesquite. All true gentlemen. Oh and remind UW to tell you about how he won the battle with Vip’s management. That impressed the hell out of me. Also, one of the guys at Vip's tried ripping us off so be careful.

Until the next trip.

Godfather,

Same exact thing happen to me going to VIP's at 2am.
This was my first night in Rio in Jan, and I left with two girls at help up to VIP's
this was my first time up so I wanted to experince this "love hotel"
As I'm in the car getting stroked by the one on the right and finger banging the one on the left I see there is a road block going up the hill past leblon.
So there is about 7-8 policemens with automatic rifles telling the cab to pull over. I think this is the fastest Zip up I ever did.
the girls got out to show ID's was searched the cab was being searched and the one guy who seem to be allright wanted to see my ID. I didn't have anything so he pulled everything out of my pockets on the hood, $R1900, AMEX card 10 condoms and small bottle of lube. I was drunk so I could hardly stand still.
I just started to laugh and said amigo, duplas chicas, grande festa (that's all I can say in portugues) he started laughing and saying something I couldn't understand and I just laughed right along with him and said "no problema" he looked at me and said "no problema" back smiling, so I put everything in my pocket and told the girls "vamos" and the officer with me gave the thumbs up and here we go VIP's
After that, I couldn't perform as I wanted to due to the shakedown....
I met a Federal Police in Rio and told me to call anytime I'm in trouble but warned I may get the beating of my life before he shows up( I hope he was just kidding with the beating)

Godfather, are you still going to Cuba?
I may go and I think this is going to happen to me everynight there....

CN

Ceenotes. You got off lucky. For some strange reason I wasn't too scared. I was a bit nervous with the pistols all out pointed at my taxi. The rest of the cops were indifferent. One was friendly and one was a real asshole. I must have been standing there at least 10 minutes. He would NOT let it drop. I had R$1600 in $50's and I would have paid money to get out of there but I didn't want to offer. I wanted him to ask me. I'm damn glad I didn't pay anything. I suggest others to carry a photocopy of their passport to avoid this shakedown. Paying them will only encourage them to keep doing it. Looking back I'm surprised I didn't shit my pants. For some dumb reason I'm never afraid in any foreign country.

Again, Seaman and Kick Stand were great amigos to stop. I think that contributed to not having to pay anything. These cops don't want problems with tourists. The girl was also amazing. Said it before and I'll say it again. The class of girls at Barbarellas seemed higher. Keep in mind I'm not a guy that minds paying a bit more for quality. Seems like some guys down in Rio are in for the absolute cheapest session that they can do. I'm not about that. I'm not into paying high prices but the last thing I am is cheap. Why go to Rio to not do the type of girl you wanna do??

Yeah I'll go to Cuba. In a heart beat. Probably July 4th weekend. Good luck and maybe we'll see one another.

Godfather,

After reading your London trip, I may have to take out a second mortgage to run with you.

Becareful with your passports I know in China LE will take it from you and ask for $$ to get it back.
Maybe they were trying to do the same in Rio.
the only thing I was worried about was if the girls had any drugs on them and of course I get pinned for it.

The taxi driver said the favelas are up the street and people go up to buy and come down so the police are waiting. Also, the beautiful mansions are there too I think it's gavea.

If I do go back to VIP's I'm going to do a daytrip so I'm sober and I can really see how the girl looks like.

Godfather,

I'm a big fan of Barbarella's too. It costs more but I've never had a bad time there. What was the name of your first Barbarella gal. It wasn't Paula, was it?

At this point, I think that I will be in Rio 6-14/7-04, so I was thinking a quick side trip to Sao Paolo if you are around.

I'm thinking of going to the FKK's in Germany in May. Have you ever been?

BT

"Sometimes I wonder if these girls could easily get visa’s how many guys would be living with these girls in the USA or flying them in all the time. I’d venture to guess a lot."

Godfather, your posts alone are worth the visit to this site. In between all the nonstop action, the "money is no object" attitude, and the obvious fun you have with the guys you tour with, you always manage to toss in some great observations about the men and women as people.

Godfather a couple of questions for you, they are not flames but just a few things I wanted to ask you.

1) Why are earth are you walking around Rio with 1500R in your pocket? I can understand having a couple of hundred for the bars, restaraunts etc... But 1500R?

2) If you were doing nothing wrong, why would you feel a need to pay a bribe to a police officer? I have been pulled out of taxis with machine guns in Rio, but it never entered my head to pay a bribe. I knew I didn't do anything, so why hand over money? (Also, having only 200R in your pocket might have helped deter their thoughts of getting rich off the nervous gringo)

3) You kind of glazed over this when you wrote your post. Why was YOUR girlfriend calling Kickstand? If she didn't know you were in Rio and she thought you were arriving in a few days, why did she ring him?

4) How much did it cost you to rent a suite for 24 hours at VIP. Did they give you guys some promotion deal? It is a little expensive for 8 hour intervals, so you guys had to pay triple that amount everyday?

Yo, GF.

"Slathered"? That was all part of my plan. You see, the last time we had a VIP's party, I didn't get a chance to CHOOSE a girl. I was TAKEN! Sandman had informed the ladies of my, uh, "gift". This larger girl either wanted to be the one to unwrap it or figured that she was not going to be chosen last. I don't know. All I remember is her dragging me down a spiral staircase (that's right, SPIRAL), and pushing me on the bed once we got to my room.

I will admit that she was a good lay but I felt....violated. I still cry myself to sleep sometimes.

I decided to never be a victim again. Whether it be pretending I'm gay by "slathering" lotion on a buddy or coiling up in a fetal position and shaking myself to sleep. Whatever keeps the dingos away from my baby. HA!!!!

Actually, I'm impressed that you used "slather" in a sentence. You are a man of many talents. HA!!!

Kick Stand

GF...

The Rio police have these "checkpoints" in different strategic locations in Rio regularly just to keep the "bad elements" in check, and they usually just wave every vehicle through; except when there was an actual crime just committed. Then, they become really mean and thorough.

Last time I was in Rio, my friend and I came from visiting a couple of girls in Gloria when we were stopped by policemen. One of them came to our taxi and was pointing his M-16 directly at us (with his finger on the trigger!). He asked some questions to the driver and did waved us through. But boy, was my friend scared. On the side of the avenue were a young man and his girl friend (out of their car) being questioned by two other policemen. We were told later on by the taxi driver that there was a hold-up incidence in the area, and that the police were hot on the trail of the criminals.

Sounds like you guys had a good party. The police incident is just another brick in the wall of life!

KS--I know you probably pounced in a nanosecond on the first cutie you saw arriving..he he

Sandman

Thumper,

Flame away. It won't faze me. Ha, ha. Just kidding.

1) I was walking around with that much because UWPhoto changed over some money for me. There is no safe at Vip's so I'd rather have it on me. R$1600 is less than $500 US. Probably isn't the smartest thing to walk around with that much cash but with the way we run sometimes we could leave in the morning and not be back until 2 AM. You never know where you'll go and how many girls you'll see. I like to be prepared.

2) I didn't feel the need to bribe the cop. I just wanted to get the hell off the highway. My girl was getting nervous and she wanted the hell off of the side of the road. It would have been worth it to me to pay money just to get out of there. My time is valuable.

3) My girlfriend was calling Kick Stand's # because earlier in the week he dropped off a care package for her for me and he gave her his # to give to me so I could call him. She didn't hear from me in a few days so she called him to make sure I was ok. (We usually talk everyday).

4) Vip's is actually quite affordable if you only get an apartment. Kick Stand and I got an apartment and that was good enough. My bed was comfortable enough (better than those shitty beds in Copacabana). Seaman got a Suite. It's for 8 hours at a time so yes. Multiple that by 3 X. NO, they don't offer discounts. We got several rooms and they still didn't discount.

When I said the staff is great I meant all my dealings. The other guys had some problems. During the party for some strange reason they kept going around to those guys rooms demanding payment. Seaman and Kick Stand were in sessions when the guy walked in on them. That wasn't cool. I had no problems though. Good luck.

Bluestraveller,

I totally agree with you about Barbarellas. That is a cool place with a good atmosphere and hot girls. Any guy that can speak decent Portuguese can score a session with a hottie for not a whole lot more than a Help hottie. My first girl at Barbarella's was Ana Paula. She was not from Rio and from some smaller town. Even her cellphone number she gave me was from her town.

I'll email you some photos of her Bluestraveller. I got some good ones thanks to Kickstand's camera. She was a real sweetheart. She told me all about her family and her life. She is another girl I hope gets out of the business by meeting some nice guy and having him "save her". So many of these girls are sweethearts. This girl just wanted to finish school and get on with her life.

I'm also thinking of hitting the FKK clubs in Germany. They sound really interesting. Probably later in the year. As for Sao Paulo... I'd really like it hit it July 4th weekend. As I mentioned before. The crew is either going there or Cuba.

Sandman,

I take offense to your comment.

It TWO nanoseconds, heh heh. I had to wait a little while but, oh man, was she worth the wait. Even though my session was interrupted TWICE, we had a good 'ol time.

Kick Stand

Sandman, as you know, Barbarellas makes money selling drinks and almost every time I have been in there they tried to rip us off. I keep a score card, I do not let them leave a bottle of whisky on the table (I dont trust their system of marking the bottle). Barbarellas does not serve beer, (at Franks Bar I ask them to leave the empty beer cans because I dont trust them there either). ANyway, my last trip to Franks they padded the bill by only $R70 Reals, but I had my score card and they corrected it immediately.

Drinks are $R25 or $R30 each with a two drink minimum (pardon me but I have a hangover and cannot remember). If you order brand name liquore it will probably be $R50 each. To take a girl out you have to pay $R50. So you have committed to about $R120 before you even get her home. If you consider the drink charges and the bar fine then Barbarellas is definately more expensive then Help. By the way, on my visit last week I saw 4 girls I knew from LaCicollina.

LaCicolina drinks are $R10 with a two drink minimum and you have to pay the girls two drink minimum to get her out of there. SO assuming you drink beer, coke or nacional liquor your tab should be $R40 to leave with a girl. The girls will generally accept $R200 to go home for the rest of the night.

Padrino:

Great report, too bad I missed the fun and games! Just out of curiosity, which agencies did you use for your girls at VIP's? You mentioned Company Girl being so-so, confiming my warnings. Which one sent you the two "bad batches" and which one sent you the third, good batch of girls?

Abrazo,

BS

Badseed,

Oi amigo. To be honest I'm not sure which was the first agency but if I were you I'd avoid them like the plague. There was only one maybe ok girl and I probably wouldn't have done her either. All those guys were real troopers to hook up with them. I would have rather gone into the bathroom alone with that SPF 30 lotion Kick Stand and SweetMesquite were using...ha, ha.

Company girl was ok. My first girl was ok. The pictures turned out pretty good when I was looking at them last night. Like I said..she was cute. I was just expecting someone hotter. You'll find alot of these girls are actually in school and nice girls. They are just working this as a side job or to survive. My first girl told me she makes R$300- R$500 per day when she works. The girls split the fee with the agencies so that is 3-5 guys a day. Less than the termas but still more than I would have figured.

The good batch was from Intergirls - http://www.intergirls.com.br/ I didn't get to have a session with those girls because I went two rounds with my Company Girl's girl. Seaman had one of my girls but it was worth it when I saw his pictures. We were joking around that he gets the "Sandman" Award for this trip. His lesbo pictures were great. The girls were really into one another. I'll be using Intergirls the next time I'm in Rio.

Good luck.

Sorry I couldn't be there with you guys...sounds like a lot of fun! Where's the pix?! See you in BA soon...

KS-Don't be offended Amigo...he he. It is a true testament to your experience to pounce early. You learned quickly over NYE. Since you are from NY (is that OK to say?? There's only about 12 million people there he he), you know the only thing faster than a nanosecond is a cabbies horn when the light turns green.

Thanks for the pic. She was a cutie.

Sandman

GF-Our experience over NYE was somewhat similar although we did have some pretty nice looking girls. They were all relatively new to the programma, had other jobs and were just earning a few extra $$'s on the side. Good news: Took the "pro" aspect out of the experience; Bad news, took the "pro" aspect out of the experience.

Overall very good sessions just not like the Terma girls. Overall very good sessions, just not like the Terma girls....two edged sword.

I would have loved to have watched you squirm when girlfriend called. That must have been a riot. I am sure the guys didn't give you too much grief....he he!

Great report. Always keep a copy of your passport on ya when traveling in L.A. never the real thing.

Sandman

Oh man. I was just at dinner with a friend tonight when my Rio girlfriend called. To be honest I feel like a jerk. I should have spent some time with her while in Rio. My problem is that my friends are VERY important to me and I've always liked hanging out with the guys. I just got off a 2 hour phone call with the girl. I don't know how this next month will go. As it stands she will arrive this weekend.

Cross your fingers for me. I hope things turn out good. Life has been quite an adventure the past year.

Sandman, Oh man. You should have seen me squirming. I was soooo surprised and tonight on the phone she told me that I can't pull anything on her. Actually she was calling Kick Stand's cellphone all day. I should have been paying attention to his Caller ID. One time he even called out her # and I thought it sounded familiar and we just didn't answer it.

Godfather,

I have to admit, you are the living breathing definition of safado.

BT

Padrino:

Don't sweat it so much. "It was my weekend with the boys" is a perefect excuse. That along with, "I knew I was going to have special time with you THIS week" will work. In other words latin machismo mixed with some tenderness. Take her shopping, buy her some flowers, spend some "quality time" and it will be all smoothed over. Play the game! ;-)

As for worrying about getting too entangled with her, the magic words are "amizade colorida" - we're friends and we fuck, but we're not lovers. I wrote a long blah-blah-blah postabot it around here on CH somewhere's, look it up. Just stick to it - amizade colorida.

Enjoy!
(You lucky DAWG)

BS

Badseed,

Thanks for the advice. That is exactly the approach I took with her and the words I used. Still is tough on a girl when you've talked to her everyday and haven't seen eachother for two months, fly across the world and am in her city and don't even see her. We all would be pissed if a girl did that to us so I can see her point.

I'll look for that post you're talking about. In the meantime, I just got some pictures downloaded that I took with Kick Stand's camera. Enjoy!

Photos: A

01 02 03

I took tons and tons but this should suffice.

Holy shit! Where'd you pick that one up? Enough silicon to power a small Cray computer, but who cares, what a bod and what a killer smile. C'mon cough up the particulars.... name, agency, phone #. ;-)

BS

Definitely up to GF model quality standards...you da man GF.

G'luck with the favorita this weekend.

Sandman

Fun times, pretty girl. Thanks for the report.

Moondog

GF,

Outstanding lady. Do tell, how hard was it to get her into the country?

BT

Badseed,

That girl in the picture is from Barbarella. I have all her info (home phone, cell phone, email) but you'll have to go there and hook up with her if you want. You better hurry though. She is only in Rio for about a month. She is from Belo Horizontte. I'm amazed by some of the hotties I've met from BH. I hope to visit there this year.

Blues, the girl that I'm flying in hasn't arrived yet. She arrives this Saturday. It is virtually impossible for those of you that want to do this for your favorita. 99% of program girls in BA and Rio do NOT have visas and cannot get visas. I'm lucky. My girl got a visa before 9-11 and it's good for 5 years so I'm in luck.

The ticket was originally close to $1200 for the dates she wanted but I just used miles. So nice and easy. Since she will not be working for a month I've supplemented her with money to pay her bills while she is gone and I'll give her spending money while she is here so it's not going to be cheap. Those of you know a girlfriend is more expensive than a pay-to-play girl.

Here are some pictures of another girl I saw this trip. She was from Company Girl. She was really great in bed but her body wasn't as slim as I like and I prefer bigger breasts. Still alot of fun.

Photos: Company Girl

04 05 06

Godfather, you're getting spoiled. Or maybe it's just the high quality of women in Rio. These last three pictures are of a darn cute woman. If someone with her looks smiled at me like that I'd probably never leave.

GF,

Photos of A are hot!
I'll drop $R250 for that, was that a all-nighter or few hours.

I also heard BH had lots of talent and the ratio blows Rio away.
Something like 5/1 on the ladies.
I just hope there is action waiting for me and not go wasting a day chasing.

CN

Yes, I am spoiled. The negative thing about the internet girls is you don't know what you're exactly getting in the face. The good thing is you don't know what you're exactly getting. It can be a good surprise and something different. I try to roll with the punches though and have fun. I've NEVER had a bad session down in South America yet.

I've learned if you treat the girls like princesses, are very polite and have manners, don't act like a cheapass trying to nickle and dime them to death all night, then you can score a total hottie. It's amazing how easy it is to just have a session with these girls then start up a good friendship or more. I've already emailed with two girls from this past trip and talked to one of them on the phone.

Yes, all the girls told me the ratio in BH was something like 6:1 girls to guys. Sounds like my kind of town.

A was definitely hot. The sad thing is she didn't take as good of pictures. I thought she was hotter in person. Yeah, she did have a boob job but it actually isn't as big as it looks in some of the pictures. She told me she had nothing before. She just got them 2 months ago so they are still settling in. If you see her at Barbarella's do NOT tell her you saw her online. She never said not to post them but still. Use your common sense.

Hey GF-On a future trip, let's make a side adventure to BH. I like the odds and I like the looks of the women.

Sandman

DEFINITELY Sandman. Actually UWPhoto and I are planning on taking 3 weeks or so and traveling throughout Brazil to about 10 cities in December. Should be a VERY interesting trip. I got the post depression Rio blues but at least a little piece of Rio is coming to me in 2 days. I'm kind of getting excited. Should be interesting.

Let's definitely hit BH though. Some of the girls I've met from there are not only gorgeous but really sweet girls that are unjaded.

>Rio... to you in ...two days! The anticipation must be awesome. Probably be like Christmas anticipation when you were a kid though! When it gets there, after a while you start wondering what else you can do.....30 days is a long time my friend!

Spoke to Seaman today and may try your gig in BA in May. Going to try and talk DG into another Br. trip in April but may do an advance reconnaissance mission to BH for the gang.....what a guy eh?

Heres to your upcoming visitor! Good luck explaining being in Rio and not calling her then getting busted. Would love to be a fly on the wall and hear that one...he he!

Sandman

Sandman,

Definitely try making my party in Buenos Aires in May. Some great guys will be there. I think we talked Seaman into coming to Buenos Aires that weekend. Should be monumental. UW and Kick Stand are already in with tickets in hand.

Yes, 30 days is a hell of a long time. Actually it is over one month. 5 weeks. One of those weeks I'll be in Cancun with UW and his girl but still a long time. Guys like Kick Stand are actually taking bets to see how long before I send her packing. His over/under is 2 weeks.

It took a while for her to forgive me but she says she will never forget it. If we don't get along and she goes home early instead of Cancun I'm just going to go to Cuba instead.

Meanwhile I talked to 2 of the girls from Rio on the phone from this trip. Life is good.

Remember the movie "Cool Hand Luke" when George Kennedy said, "hey babbaloo, we gotta bet here"

Well, I think we should have a CH pool on how long she lasts. Everyone puts up one beer at a future encounter with the winner.

Sandman in for a future beer at 18 days.

I bet that she lasts the duration but that Godfather (1) goes to Montreal to hobby with me and Kickstand under the guise of a "business trip" and (2) U-dub and GF get side action in Cancun.

Just my opinion, I could be wrong.

Seaman-It wouldn't surprise me except if he goes to Montreal, he may return to a very empty house and find all of his worldly possessions in Rio on his next visit...he he!