I have to say I am one of the worlds worst students when it comes to learning languages, but at long last I have discovered the benifits of hard study.

As everyone here knows, Japan is a mostly closed door when it comes to Westerners taking part in the domestic sex market. But, I have discovered that as my Japanese gets better, so does my acceptance into the sex world here.

Case in point is my recent use of "Delivery Health". This is simular to the telephone escorts back home. You just call up and a girl is delivered to your home within thirty minutes, guess they took a page from the Dominos Pizza sales book.

Which is kind of what got me to give it a try. I have recently been ordering delivery pizza, and one nite I got the bright idea that if I now know enough Japanese to order a pizza with ease, why not a girl.

So I went on the web and found a few delivery health and decided to give one a call. I apologized for my bad Japanese, but wanted to know if I could get a girl. Expecting to get the standard "NO GAIJIN!", I was surprised that they started asking my name, number and addy. Since I could answer these basic questions with basic Japanese, it went quickly and before I knew it there was a knock and a girl at my door.

The girl they sent was a cute 19 year old with basic english skills. Seemed they wanted to send someone who could communicate a little just in case she said.

The rates vary, but Delivery health is kinda like the Amazon.com of sex here in Japan. Since these places don't need a office to work out of, the prices are sometimes much better than if you went into the sex district and went to a fashion health. I paid 25,000 yen for a two hour session, roughly $300.

I know this is high compared to places like Brazil, Cuba, and Thailand, but this is the second largest economy in the world not the third world. When I consider that a one hour session back in my native Dallas would be close to the same price I guess I am getting an hour for free. At least this is what I tell myself to justify the cost.

The session itself was great. As always, I got bbbjtc and like a dumbass I went sans condom for full service. I know it is a risk, and not a bright move on my part, but sometimes it is hard to pass up. And she was about 5 feet tall and tight as hell, so what the hell. For round two, she let me give her a lite facial before swallowing the rest.

And to keep you guys interested in my posts, the next report I will file is titled "Who Says All Japanese Girls are Flat Chested". It is complete with pics of a Japanese version of Cuba's BTG. Hope to have it up soon. And if you guys have any questions about Japan feel free to email me at usasugardaddy@yahoo.com, will do my best to answer them.

Domo arigato, once again! Captain of the gaijins!

Also, I would say it was worth the risk? Many a monger/CH'er have rolled the dice one time or another!

It is a personal thing about the risk. However, I have always liked Asian women, and dated quite a few of them years before I know latin women.

Nice story. Looking forward to your next one.

CP

Fun times, thanks for the story.

Enjoy the life,

Moondog

Just realized my currency conversion is bad. 25,000 yen is more like $180. I feel much better now, its cheaper than I was thinking. I have been here so long I am forgeting how to convert to USD, lol.

Thanks for the comments, more reports to come!

Captain, thanks for posting these stories, it brings me back to my younger days in old Nihon. Don't know if you've learned this yet, but the Japanese word for "play," "asobi," also carries a sexual connotation when used in certain situations.

If you're alone with a woman and were flirting, you could say "asobimashou ka." Literally that means "shall we play?" What she's hearing is "wanna fuck?"

By the way, were the little censorship blotches added by: a, yourself; b, Hombre; or c, the Japanese government? Just curious. LOL

Not bad. And you thought it was $300. With the $120 you just "found" it's time to order another delivery.

Good story. Keep ordering and keep informing us of the results.

Thanks Capt Willard for another fun article. Those tits are pretty big. Not all Asian/Japanese girls have small tits. My 17 yr old Japanese Ex(I was 19) had huge perfect tits on a slender body and long legs. Knocked my socks off. Tall for an Asian too. My last J GF was almost flat though .

I was out with a few J friends "nampa-ing" in Shibuya and it was fun. You know nampaing guys can get so aggressive it is funny, like a hard sales pitch. (nampa means "the soft way", meaning hitting on the opposite sex, if I'm accurate) They used me as an excuse/bait.. "friend from America.. let's go out and have fun" lol. We got a few cute girls to drink with us. but I got buzzed and didn't get any action lol.

The censorship lol, Mura. It's like partial censorship lol. Capt, they didn't charge you extra for gaijin size lol?

Great report Captn. Can't wait for the next installment. I agree with other posts. She does have nice tits and the porno finish was excellent.

Hey M-saki-How about doing that phrase phonetically for us not Japanese speakers?

Sandman

Thanks for the comments guys! But she is not the one with the large tits, it is the girl in the next report. I have already sent the report and the photos in, so they should be up shortly! And I have another large breasted beauty ready to post in the near future. Life has been good, two girls with HUGE tits in the past few weeks!

The censorship is Hombre, and I can understand the need. Needs to cover his ass with the internet cops for sure.

Funny you should mention Asoboo Murasaki, it is also the name of a cell phone message board I use to make hookups sometimes! Say it "Ass so boo" Sandman.

Funny thing about the sex services I have been trying lately is that the girls they send are really excited to try Gaijin sized guys out. Its funny, but even the delivery health girls say I am the first Gaijin they have played with.

Once you get out of the Gaijin bars, it is rare to find a girl who ISN'T a gaijin virgin, which is nice. I may not be porno star size wise, but it is rare when I am with a girl here and I don't feel myself pushing into that tight spot where no one has ever been. A wonderful feeling.

I think you guys will like the next report even more, especially if you are breast men!

Sandman, I'll do my best....

A-so-bi-ma-shou-ka

A as in when a doctor tells you to say "Ahhh"
So as in the word "so" (say it ain't so)
Bi as in the word "be" (to be or not to be)
Ma as in the short term for mother (my ma used to do that)
Shou as in "show" (please show me)
Ka pronounced like "Ma" except with the k at the beginning.

Asobi is the basic verb form (Asobu is another form of the verb).

Mashou is a verb inflection that means "shall we?"

Ka at the end of a sentence denotes a question. It is the Japanese equivalent of a question mark.

I once had a one night stand with a girl who had a thin body and a 35 inch chest. They looked huge on her. She swallowed too. But for the most part I don't like big breasts. I'm in to the smaller stuff. It's the nipple that's most important to me.

Thanks for the report. I love the looks of Japanese girls. I have only been with one, and it was a girl I was dating back in my 20's that was just incredible looking. But, I live vicariously through your reports and photos. Someday........ (sigh) Thanks again. --Rasta

captain williard - so, is the delivery health basically like an escort service? specifically, the "rules" are controlled by the girl and not by the club? i.e. I guess in fashion health clubs you can't usually get "full service", but apparently delivery health is no-holds-barred. Am I on the right track here?

Yeah Ham you're basically right AFAIK.

In the helath clubs/image clubs the only thing you can sure of is hand and mouth, I don't know if those things are actually legal but they seem to be 100% tolerated.

Some placse also offer 'AF' anal fuck usually for $100 extra on top of the entry fee (which is usually between $80-$140). I'd imagine that this is not legal, but maybe it's a loop-hole/grey area, and thus not completely illegal. Plus I think it's something of a niche market since most Japanese girls won't do anal and for that matter I think many Japanese guys aren't that into it either. I don't think it's tolerated so much as ignored.

Incidentally I would specifically warn against going into any establishment that touts itself as being a place where you can have full sex, I've only taken the bait twice and on both occasions I had to edit my mental "Ugliest women I've ever had sex with" list as a result of my folly.

I think with delivery they're sending the girl out on the understanding that she will only be doing hand/mouth, but you're welcome to negotiate additional services. That said I've seen some delivery sites blatantly advertising 'FF' (full fuck?front fuck?).