David1967 AKA Lollipopman Returns to Buenos Aries
Exchange rate: 3.10
Dates: 15 February- 23 February
Airfare: 551.00 American Airlines (Bought Ticket in December)

What I like best about BA is the variety of girls to fuck. The pussy is fabulous. I had Dominican, Colombian, Honduran, Paraguayan, and Brazilian in less than two days. The next best thing is the food. The variety, quality, quantity, and cost I have never seen in all my travel (i.e. Dominican Rep, Mexico, Nevada, cruise ship etc.). I gained a few pound after this trip.

I wrote this report in the format as Issue, Discussion, and recommendation. I lost my notebook with the names and address but will fill in the blanks when I return in April.

Issue: Girls Vicinity of Constitution Ave.

Discussion: Getting there-take the “C” train to the last stop (70 centavos) I was told the last train leaves about 100 AM. The cab fare from Café Orleans was about 4/5 pesos. At Constitution and Salton? There is a bar playing mostly Dominican music. Most of the girls here are Dominican (ages about 24-30, looks department 5-7s). Then there are two bars down the block from this bar. One has a pool table food and girls hanging out and the other has the same thing mostly Dominican girls. The pickings are slim but there are gems to be found. The area is full of streetwalkers. I break them down into three types-girls so ugly and old like a bad traffic accident, normal looking girls, and the “GIRLS” that give whole new meeting to night out with the boys. I felt safe walking around the area in the early morning. I get the impression it is a working class area so people are out in the neighborhood at all hours. I paid 50(I think about 40 would be about right) pesos for one hour without negotiating hard. There are cheap hotels in the area about 10ps for an hour. One is across the street from the bars above. I love Dominican women so this is a great place for me. They begin to show up at about 1130pm-1200am. As café Orleans the ugly and older women show up earlier.

Recommendation: Unless you are the adventurous type stay away from this area. That whole area is full of girls. You may have to put your hand down their pants to make sure you know what you are buying. If you like Dominicans, you should make this one stop. Bring with you condoms, lubricant, and a pocket flashlight. Bring a bottle of Brugal They don’t get good Dominican Rum in the area.


Issue: Apartment girls

Discussion: This guy from Iraq took me to a decent place. The girls looked great but I was too tired to take anyone. I believe the asking price was 110 ps for an hour in house. Address is 943 Esmeralda bell “C1” right around the corner from the hotel Buenos Aries (My hotel). The house I went to was at the same building bell “9E”. There were three girls Graciela, Sabrina, Antonella, I had all three and was not disappointed. I paid 125 ps for an hour at my hotel around the corner. I gave the girls extra 50 ps to videotape us fucking. The memories will last a lifetime. My impression is the girls in BA have few objections to being videotaped. I offered an extra 50 ps and every girl said, “sure” happily. I love the video better than the still pictures and plan to do more next time.

Recommendation: I will end breaking the three-time rule but who cares. I like these girls very much. So be nice and give them a good hard fuck for me. Enjoy.

Issue: Café Orleans
Discussion: This place had the same faces each day more or less. The weekends (Saturday, Sunday) tend to be the light days. My impression the old/not so pretty ones work weekends. Prime time tends to run from 200pm-700pm Monday to Friday after that it is very slim pickings. At about 1000pm-100am some of the same cafe girls are on the street and can be had for less. I had four girls from this place. One was fantastic, one was a lousy fuck, and the other two were great. My personnel opinion is some of these girls are over priced. Most of the women are about 25-30yrs and want 100-200 ps (per hour). Someone has to tell some of them their ship has passed. I may have over paid but I least got fucked well. I will mention one girl, Carolina. She fucked the shit out of me. She is Brazilian and sits to the right as you come in. Just ask the waiter they know all the girls.

Recommendation: My next trip, hang out at other cafes. I will pick up some of the girls in the café. I paid less for the apartment girls and they were younger and prettier in some cases.

Issue: Safety
Discussion: Saw a mugging right on Florida street. An older couple was knocked down by two young guys who grabbed the ladies purse. One of the taxi drivers tried to chase the thugs but these guys were really fast. I will remind you to be careful of pickpockets also. For the most part I felt safe even late at night and I have been in the seedy parts of town.

Recommendation: I keep saying this to guy but few listen. Leave the jewelry and expensive watches in the USA. Leave the big wad of cash in the deposit safe in your hotel, you will live longer. Cab fare is too cheap to not just return to your hotel. Carry a pocket flashlight (Maglight). This site is good for personnel security issues and contains unclassified information on how to protect yourself. Go to http://www.dss.mil and search f or employer’s guide to security responsibilities. You can also search for security threats around the world. http://www.spawar.navy.mil/sandiego/security/FP-AT/
If you are in the military (Contractor etc.) or have an army.mil account go here http://at-awareness.org/




Issue: Saturday/Sunday (Weekend)

Discussion: The better change places are closed during the weekend. Some of the better looking girls tend not to show up at work i.e. Café Orleans. They also do not answer their cell phones. The stores on/near Florida Street may not open or if they do it is at reduces ours. That whole area is like Wall Street on a weekend.

Recommendations: Cash enough travelers check on Friday to cover the weekend. Make appointments on Friday afternoon for the weekend. Shop during the week and avoid the weekend.



Overall Impression: This second trip was better than the first. The food is fabulous and cheap. I have to watch my diet when I come here next time. Recommend you avoid the fast food places they put too much salt in the food. Café Orleans does it too. I have high blood pressure.

Goals for next trip:
Bring some good Dominican rum
Find some more apartments girls in the San Martin Plaza area
Try the Clarin girls I saw on the newspaper’s web site
Bring a book to read while hanging out at the cafes
Write down the address of the places I visited.
Workout in a gym


Information Requirements:
Decent gym or a hotel with a gym that is less than 120ps double occupancy- I found a gym but they want six dollars a day and don’t offer weekly rates.(My next trip is 11 days)
Where do Brazilian girls hang out in BA?


Pleas don’t hesitate to post advice to make my trips better I plan to return on April 16 2003. My e-mail address is david1271967@yahoo.com

Nice report, thanks.

Moondog

If you like Dominican girls, why not just go to Dominica?

CP

(Message edited by canonperdido on March 29, 2003)

I was in the dominican republic January and March of this year. In fact 21 times going back from my first trip in August 1999. I like the change of pace.

1) "Constitución and Salton" is Constitución St and Salta St

2) Constitución is partly working class residential and aprtly a communitng hub (suburban buses, train station, subway station). That's why is much populated, along with discrete but very important commercial spots.

3) I agree that the area is just for the adventurous soul (or the locals who know the few gems).

4) I saw many Brazilians at the Suipacha bar strip. However, the may not stay in BA considering the exchange rate.

Andres

Can you give the cross streets or a major landmark or phrase a cab driver will understand near Suipacha bar strip?
Thanks
david1967

The Suipacha strip is located in Suipacha St between Paraguay St and Marcelo Torcuato de Alvear St.

Just tell him "La esquina de Suipacha y Paraguay, por favor".

Hope this helps,

Andres

Colmegna: Sarmiento 850ish

A top-level gym with a spa (baño turco, sauna a vapor, sauna seco, massages, salon, restaurant/bar, and even beds). I looked fairly hard and it was the best place I found. Daily rates are high (20+ pesos) but the monthly rate is as low as around 80 for the workout room, classes, and heated pool. The spa is seperate. Also, depending on how frequent of a monthly pass you buy, you get some free visits to the spa. I got two with my all access pass.

Anyway, both the pool and the gym have professors, and the spa is a very relaxing environment (bring a paper or play dominoes) as long as you don't mind dealing with the constant sight of old business men's schwanzes hanging out.

My first week in Bs.As. I stayed in a 50 peso a night hotel on Avenida de Mayo, the Gran Hotel Espana, and they had free passes for a fairly bones gym down the street.

IMPORTANT
I made an error in the address for the apartment girls The correct address is 963 Esmeralda. The phone number is 4313-3419.
I also failed to mention This photo shop printed my pictures:
Mariposa Color
lavalle calle 969
This place is a couple a blocks off florida ave.
They did a good job on my pictures and offer hour service.

Maybe third time's the charm: The apartmetn girl's address is 973 Esmeralda (neither 943 nor 963 exists). They can be seen on www.gemidos.com.ar under Sabri & Mel.