I returned from Rio a little over a month ago.I had good intentions about posting a report here but the
more time that passed the more i came to grips with
the reality that the more i go to Rio,the less i
actually understand it.
Rio totally confuses me.Rio is fucking great!
Many of the mongers i know talk about the hunt for
the elusive "GFE".I've never had an experience in Rio that was'nt a GFE.Albeit,sometimes bad girlfriends. I've had more than my share of bad ones here in the good ole USA too,but the actual experience,not to mention the exit fee is a hell of alot more expensive here than it is in Rio.And the
view of her walking away is much more pleasant in
Rio than it is here.
Spent a couple of days with Isabela from BH.First
saw her last Nov.walking in to Alcazar with another
guy.I definately wanted one!My friend set up an all
nighter with her for me.We met at Alcazar and went
directly to VIPS.Stupid choice on my part.I don't
speak Port.She barely speaks english.We had at it
a couple of times and i thoroughly enjoyed watching
her sit naked in that sex chair thing,swinging her
legs,and giggling while she watched the Cartoon Network(i kid you not).But we were both obviously
uncomfortable so i suggested we leave early.
I had rented her for the whole night and it was
8PM.What now?
On our way back to Copa to have dinner both of our
eyes were glazing over at that thought.The cabs
engine died for a few minutes making the discomfort even more stark.As the driver got the
car moving again she looked at me and,in a shy
manner asked if i liked her.I started laughing
took her hand and said yes.Everything changed
then.The rest of the night was wonderful.I
recovered my sense of humor,she became warm and
sweet,and the sex went from decent to great.
By the second night we spent togeather(both of us
armed with dictionaries)we were a chaos of flipping
pages and flailing arms.The waiters at the restau-
rant in front of my apt.and the customers who sat
at tables near us were constantly laughing at our
gestures and manner.When we finally went up to bed
that night Isabela pulled out a small metal
vibrator and put it on the bedstand.The girl has
a love and shelf life to her enjoyment of DATY.
When i finally pulled my head up she flashed
a big smile,picked up the vibrator and chucked it
out the window.I found it on the ledge later and
returned it to her.We never did find her panties!
Great girl,great time.Time to move on.
4x4-Thought it was about time to do Taiza on this
trip.Hadn't done her before.Did a dupla with her
and one of her friends.Now,Taiza is the only Pro
i know who starts faking orgasms before she gets
in the suite.She's screaming and squealing all the
way up the stairs.Taiza gets mixed reviews from
people but this was the hardest i had laughed
or cum in a long time.After we were done,but still
in the suite,she and her friend were practicing
their fake orgasms.Taiza got the smart idea of
sticking a piece of ice up her snatch and it got
stuck and she started jumping up and down on the
bed and trying to retrieve it with her finger at
the same time.Jennifer(her friend)and i stood up
and started clapping in time like we were at some
Russian wedding.The phone rang then to signal time
was up and Jennifer and i just left the room with
Taiza still jumping.I had a Perma-Smile affixed to
my face for hours after i left.By the way,when
Taiza does orgasm she actually squirts,just like
"Old Faithful".
Centaurus-I'll call it expensive,others call it
a rip-off!Truth is probably in the middle.I had
probably the most stunning girl i've had in Rio.
Had spied her there but until she came right uo to
me i did'nt see how beautiful she really was.
Once we got into the room she seemed bound and
determined to stay a little distanced.I took this
as a personal affront and challenge.She was winning
her battle,try as i might,to lick her into sub-
mission when she started shuddering a little.
OK,she was falling so i applied myself even harder.
she finally let loose,turned beet red,and turned
kind of ugly for a moment.She pushed my head up
and covered her vagina with a towel.Would'nt let
me touch her for a couple of minutes.She looked
at me rather puzzuled,then hit me in the head with
her hand,then ate me alive.Liked the experience
but don't know if i'll go back to Centaurus.
In my times in Rio the most touring i've done is
going back and forth to the airport and my trip
out to VIPS(gosh!isn't Ipanema nice!)So i made
a date with a retired Termas girl to go to
Sugarloaf,and of course back to my apt.Now,this
is one of the girls whose name is storied in Rio
circles.Her name is whispered,with reverence in
the Hall of Whores".Therefore i promised i would'nt
give it here.The first time i was with her my
friend lied to me about who he was calling for
me.I wanted nothing to do with her and had rebuffed
all his attempts to persuade me to have at her.
Everytime i had seen her with someone she was
staring off in the distance.She did'nt seem
tethered to anything but the inside of her eyes.
So she shows up that first time(Oct.)And she is a
monster the moment she enters the apt.We talked afterwards for a long time and i came to like her
quite a bit.Although,the moment we left the apt.
that first time she was staring off into the distance again.I would kid her about it everytime
i saw her.
This time we had set a time to meet at 10AM(right!)
She actually shows up at 10:10 and apologizes for
being late.I could'nt believe this!Her english had
improved dramatically,she was very present and
animated,and said she was really excited when i
called.We talked non-stop for hours.The longer we
talked the closer our heads were to each other.
After several hours a friend of mine wandered into
Alcazar and asked if he could sit with us.We both
said no at the same time.He looked stunned(i apologized later).When the usual culprits started
to wander in we left for my apt.We had sex but it
was truly strange feeling,like having sex with your
sister,.That is,if your sister was an incredible
lay.No,i don't know what it's like to have sex with
my sister.I don't have one!We decided to change
up the relationship to a friendship.We are still
talking a couple of times a week.
L'uomo-Did Shayla,19 year old blonde.Shayla seems
to be fond of yelling "Sooby-Doo" at the top of
her lungs while she has sex.Strange kid!We had an
animal sound off in the suite.Right before the phone rang we were both howling like wolves with
me mixing that up with pig squeals.God knows what
people walking up and down the hall were thinking.
Spent a tremendous amount of time,in and out of
L'uomo with Samara.But that is just way to dramatic
and weird to go into now.
Monte Carlo(MC)-I hate this place,but i must admit
that it is totally self inflicted.I have a positive
genius to pick out the girl in MC whose first day
it is or will not do bbbj.I think i have a sixth
sense that responds to the subtle smell of latex
that comes to life only in this establishment.
I started referring to this place as "MC,Mostly
Covered".Nuf said!
The whole trip was like this,many more drive by
fuckings were had.The Alcazar crew were wonderful
as always.Hard for me to not come home without a
new "best friend"or two.
So the only insight i think i had was this.One
night,in a suite at one of the Termas i was having
a serious in depth conversation(i seem to have alot
of those)with this girl i had gotten to know pretty
well.All of a sudden she bursts into tears,which
kind of gets my attention.As i leaned forward to
comfort her she stared right into the mirror and
started playing with her hair.The tears stopped
at that moment.I pulled her away from the mirror
and she started crying again but quickly looked
back to the mirror and started primping and stopped
crying again.I left her alone this time and she
finally fell back down,putting her head on my
shoulder and then started weeping for quite a
while.
Looking back on all my experiences in Rio i started
to realize(and it seems to be consistant with my
observations after this event)that everytime a
women would seem uncomfortable,or maybe more
importantly,when they were in danger of having a
good time and developing a fondness for me they
would ,and do,look intently in the mirror and
start fussing with themselves.Sometimes,maybe it's
because they don't like me and have to dissociate
to be able to stand having sex with me.Whatever,
it seems totally consistant with my experiences
in Rio.The girl who was sobbing so much calls me
and e-mails me alot these days.Doesn't ask for
money,just seems to want to be close.She
apparantly committed the ultimate sin of looking
away from the mirror.Her punnishment appears to be
caring.
It seems to be consistant with some of my friends
experiences also.Or maybe i'm full of shit!
God i love Rio!

TN
P.S.Never did make it to Sugarloaf!

travellersn

The girl you describe (isabela) is the garota I went all ga-ga at over in my report a few more down the page. At least I believe it is, your description of her personality fits her to a "T" right down to the vibrator. It's a good thing you were there before me or I would have to be pissed at you. I am going to paraphrase Rich here: "fucking another man's whore, oh the inhumanity of it". Just kidding, she is a sweetie isn't she?

If you did not make it to "SugarLoaf", what about the "Meat Loaf"?

CP

Travel,
Is Taiza face still pounded with cake?
Next time at MC ask the girl prior about what you want before handing over the keys.
But which therma to you had the overall talent?

CN

Sman;
The one you were with in Buzios?Isabela has the
sweetest most earnest personality i've seen in a
pro.I prefer spinners also,but that 1000 watt smile, not to mention the pink underwear is more than offsetting.I stand aside to your new territory.I shall not cross your new found border.I'm sure Rich is maddened.
Ceenotes;
I ask every time i go to MC.The only place i hav'nt
got an honest answer.I've got to admit though,the
last time i went there i picked the same girl i
picked the first time i was there.I didn't recog-
nize her.That may be my most unique Rio distinction.Inviting the same termas girl to lie
to me twice about the same thing.Except of course
when they are talking about how much they care
about you.
Termas quality seems to me to be pretty varible.
Most have been my favorite at some time,quality
wise.I love L'uomo's happy,quarelsome,incestuous
attitude.Always high drama going on.Everytime
i arrive in Rio,even after an extended period away,
Giovanna rushes up to me with a hug and kiss,
remembers my name,and a trip long food fight
begins between us.I've never slept with her.
Never has made a dime off me,and i've told her she
never will.(she scares the shit out of me!I'm
afraid she'd break me in half with all her energy).
Never had that kind of experience anywhere else.
And yes,Taiza still uses a paint roller.But she has
to wipe it off when a spuey load is applied to her
face.
The more i go to Rio,the more i see girls outside
the termas that i have met before and use the
Termas as subsidary resources.
Canonperdido;
I try to never let my Meat Loaf in Rio.

TN

"scooby-doo"; fuck chair, cartoon network. NICE STUFF!

Nice report. A different perspective.

Yea, travellers, I learned my lesson about Giovanna. She pounded the shit out of me when she was on top. Can't say I didn't enjoy, but I'm not sure if I could handle it again. But now that I'm thinking about, I did do 2 sessions with her. Guess after a few drinks I was up for it.

It seriously did go through my mind to try and get her to stop, but I'm glad I didn't. Very wild girl.

Hey Rich;
Guess who is making air strikes of 8 X 10's and
e-mails again?How's your Compassion Fatigue for
her?
Different perspective?Yeah,Fucked up.

Steve

Hey, TN Did you do any academic lectures on this trip? I noticed you didnt mention any repeat encounters with the BE? What's up with that? (grin)

mangoman

Mango;
Somehow i did'nt find time to set lectures up,and
my contact there was always too depressed and fucked
up to come through at the Univ.He was matriculating
there,Masterbating at home!
Done with the Boog.Have moved on to other "Urban
Legends".
You been down lately?

TN

I havent been down since Thanksgiving. I just posted a belated mini-report under Rio with photos. You probably recognize many of them.

mangoman

Got a laugh out of the cartoon network comment, after I did my help girl in my hotel, she grabs the remote and start's to channel surf untill she gets to the cartoon network.

trvlersn--I have been translating responses to you for her. If you noticed her prose has taken on the quality of an american with an 8th grade education then that is why.

Rich --

Was that an 8th grade GED or by correspondence?

Rich;
Tank u.I r grat ful.
TN