I just came back from Cuba and would like to give you this report.

Having read reports about the island my friend and myself were prepared.

They have a low unemployment rate of about 7% but spend most of the time trying to create non work and as such many only work a few days a week. The average salary is about usd 7 per month and there is almost nothing to buy unless they have dollars so you can imagine how desperate they have become. Be that as it may they are a proud, friendly and inquisitive people. It is wrong to think that they can be used and abused and to judge them with western standards. It is a good idea to take with you presents such as soap, beauty products, pens etc, and just distribute to people, underwear for the chica and medicine (up to 15kg) for the hospital.

In a normal country the sex industry is often frowned upon, however in Cuba there is a difference between the prostitutes and the normal chica’s. The prostitutes will want money up front and normally will give you a few hours while the chica is trying to get dollars for money. She will feel insulted if you offer her money up front but will expect presents and money next day. It is also a racist country which is hard to see, but you will find that lighter coloured people will not marry darker, most of the Casa Particulares belong to lighter coloured people and it is the same with jobs.

Do not forget that this is a communist country full of repression for its people, people spying on each other, so that even if the tourist does not have problems, it could mean problems for your chica. If they go to a school/college they are not allowed to have contact with Europeans, if caught they will be thrown out of college. Chica’s are also not allowed to be seen with European men so the way you meet and talk plays a strict ritual. As the majority only speak Cuban Spanish then without a smattering of the language you will have a problem. My friend spoke good Spanish, I could order a beer or read a menu and this is not enough.

Italian men do have a bad reputation, as they tend to wander through the plazas and when they see the chica’s they shout or use their finger to indicate that they have been summoned. This is not the way to do things, the chica is unlikely to react, and it has to be very subtle otherwise they will have problems with the police. This can result in being put into prison, raped by the police, losing the carnet and being classed as a prostitute.
When we tried to book a Casa Particulares we were often asked if we were Italian.
So if you are Italian try and change your approach and adapt to the Cuban society.

If you stay at Hotels I believe that you will have problems trying to take a Chica back, so I would suggest staying at a Casa Particulares (private quarters), which cost between used 15 and 25 per room per night. If you take a chica with you to the Casa make sure that she is over 18 and that she has a carnet (i.d.). You can pick a chica up and return to the casa early in the morning, that will not be a problem, but as the police constantly check them, the chica will be registered as an overnight guest.

Let me give you my experience.

We arrived at Holguin (capital of Holguin province) in East Cuba on the Wednesday. Whenever you park your car the owner of the Casa can organise some one to watch your car for the night, which will cost you 1 usd. This is recommended, as you know your car will be safe, the money is peanuts for us, but it is about 2 – 3 times what they could normally earn.
We had planned to spend one night and then go to Santiago de Cuba and use that as a base. Santiago being a bigger town and a great place for music, however plans are only good until the first contact with the enemy.

Day 1

We went to the Parque Calixto Garcia, which is between Calle Maceo and Calle Manduley. This is a large plaza where is the central point for people in Holguin. They have shops, bookstores, live music, bars etc. So it will be packed with couples, children, singles and chica’s in pairs.

The best thing is to walk about and let yourself be seen, either sit next to a chica that you like or sit on a bench with a lot of room. You will be surprised how quickly a chica will sit next to you. They will asks where you come from, this is just to get up some small talk. You then suggest that they might want to join you for a beer in a bar or club.
(They are not normally allowed into bars or clubs, as they are unable to pay the entrance fee). They will enjoy going to places, which are normally out of reach for them. It is as if we were to get invited to the Ritz.

We picked up two chica’s and went for a drink followed by a visit to a bar with live music. Dancing is in the blood, if you think that Shakira can shake her butt, then wait till you get to Cuba, very erotic, my chica had the talent of shaking her butt in such a way (think about Shakira) she positioned herself in such a way that her cheeks were massaging my cock which got harder and harder. They get very friendly very quick so it did not take long till I was playing with her tonsils with my tongue. We went back to the Casa, woke up the owner about 2 in the morning where he went through the procedure of having them registered. We all went into the bedroom of my friend where I started the who has the biggest tongue game while my friend and her chica went to have a shower (call me old fashioned but a clean pussy is a happy pussy, besides when I begin to explore every orifice with my tongue I like to know what I may encounter), I heard them both moaning and were having sex in the shower. He came out and started to kiss my chica but she was not interested in a three let alone a foursome.

We went to the shower, which was a very pleasant experience and then went to my room.
She gave a great blowjob and then climbed on top and we had some initial good sex without a condom (which is not recommended) and we both had an orgasm. (I am a gentleman and believes that a woman cums first then the man then both together).

There was a knock on my door and the other Chica came in, she said that she wanted to go home; my chica said she would go with her friend. This pissed me off a little because I was looking for a couple of hours of good ole horny sex. I gave my chica usd 20 and she wanted another 5 for the taxi, the other chica asked for usd 5 for the taxi, I gave my chica a couple of presents including some underwear (pic attached), the other chica wanted the same so I did, I should have told her to go back to her chico.

After they left I spoke to my friend and he said that he had told his chica to go because she was lousy in bed, in the shower she only touched his cock to be able to put a condom on and all this moaning was just a show. So he only gave her usd 15 and told her to depart. However he had two orgasms while I only had one.

Lessons learnt,
Pay and give presents only after you are finished.
Once the money/presents flow they keep wanting more so be firm and fair.
They may be sexy when you meet them but it does not mean they will be sexy in bed.
Only pay for your chica and not for your friend.


Day 2

We had planned to go to Santiago de Cuba, this is the second largest city in Cuba, this is also a base for slave trading and as such there are a lot of coloured women, and great music.

We had planned to use this as a base, however due to the fact that there are no road signs, trying to find your way around is very difficult, and as such we got lost. We kept picking up hitchhikers which is normal in Cuba, women, men, girls etc, The advantage is that you get to meet people and they also help you get to where you want to go.

We arrived about 2000 hrs in Santiago and headed to the Parque Cespedes and parked the car, we were immediately approached by Jinetera’s with you want a room, you want a restaurant, you want a chica, I don’t want any money…
Whenever they help you they will get commission from the chica, restaurant, casa etc, and this will be put onto your bill. So avoid them.

We found a very nice casa, my friend got the apartment next door and I lived in the big house. We went out and again we were constantly approached and this was getting on my nerves. We went to a very good restaurant and I enjoyed the attention and friendliness of the waitress, so I kept flirting and then suggested that we meet after she finished work. She said yes and could she bring a friend, we arranged to meet near the Parque Cespedes about 2300 hrs, while we wait we were approached by different chica’s, so it is easy to pick them up, however we were waiting for the two from the restaurants. The idea was that they might be more appreciative.

They arrived and we went on to another restaurant the taxi cost usd 2.
My friend and I did not want to eat as we had just eaten, imagine my surprise when one of the girls ordered 8 portions. She then wanted to have a doggy bag so she could take food back home for her child and family, tragic when you think how poor the people are. I was tonguing my chica and I was sure that she would be very hot. She had said that her daughter had a birthday tomorrow and that we should go and visit them. She was going to come back with me in the evening, however my friends chica wanted to go home and see us next day. So my chica also decided to go home. We all shared a private taxi, which is illegal and cost us usd 5, the chica’s also wanted usd 5 each for the further taxi journey. We paid but this pissed me off and told my friend to forget them.

We decided to go and have a few drinks, we were always approached by chica’s and chico’s which was really getting on my nerves, we decided to go to a disco and paid the usual usd 2 entrance, some chica’s managed to squeeze in with us although we did not pay. I went to the toilet and had to force my way through a very tight crowd, this made me suspicious so I just barged my way through. On the way back two people tried to pick pocket me and I rather violently slapped their hands and decided I could not relax in the bar so we left. One of the Chico’s apologised and followed us. We hit another bar about 0300 hrs in the morning, where we sat and had a couple of beers, we also paid for the beers for the two Chico’s that followed. It was an interesting conversation, but we were not here for conversation. One very attractive chica came over and spoke to my friend, she was one of the most attractive girls I have ever seen, she was coloured and could move like a gazelle. We bought some food for our guests; it was interesting to see that the chica could not even use a fork and knife; one of the Cubans cut the meat for her. They share with each other, and were so happy to be able to eat something.

We went back to the Casa, I was always being approached but I had lost my appetite for chica’s.

Next morning my friend woke me up and said there was a problem.
Problem 1 was when the owner of the Casa checked the Carnet of my friend’s chica; he discovered she was only 18 and a student…. This is illegal and she had to leave or leave the University. My friend said she was coming back at 1400 hrs with her sister and that the two waitresses had been waiting outside for one hour and now were sitting in the living room for one hour and it was time we fled Santiago.

We apologised to the two waitresses and fled the two.

My friend said that his chica was a great screw and he paid her usd 25. She cuddled up to him all night, must have been the protective father instinct me thinks.
He said that when we were walking through the town early in the morning there were masses of beautiful women.

Lessons learnt.
Double check the age before you go back to the Casa, he only managed to get her in because he had a separate apartment.
Don’t take chica’s to restaurants, meet them later and take them for a couple of drinks.
Chica’s tell stories, the birthday is a favourite one that is designed to make you bring presents, and this was a story to be repeated many times.

Day 3

Drive past Guantanamo (a quick wave to the Americans) and on to Baracoa the oldest town in Cuba.

We rented an apartment for three days and thought this would be ideal for our nocturnal activities.
We went to an outdoor night club/disco with a show and paid the usual usd 2-entrance fee per person.

We had a table and we did the usual and went to the balustrade to wile away the time, it was not long before there was an attractive chica standing next to me, we talked a little and I suggested that she join us for a drink. She came over with a friend. We had a pleasant evening, cocktails kissing etc. Very beautiful and over 18. When the show finished the police came in and this caused a little panic with my chica, she pressed herself to me as if she was trying to hide. Being a tourist if it appears that she is a girlfriend then she will not have a problem, if it looks like she is trying to talk to us, then there will be some sort of control and perhaps a visit to the local constabulary.

So of we went back to the apartment for some good horny sex. Strange how when you walk down the street, if they want to urinate they just lift up the skirt squat and piss, different lands different culture. We turned up at the apartment, where we had paid someone usd 1 to watch over our car and that was a problem; in Baracoa which is a small town has some strict regulations. You guessed right, we were not permitted to have share with someone who is not our wife. That put a damper on things, we tried the usual. bribes. Threats…. All to no avail. We asked the chica’s if they had an alternative and she said it would be about 20km from town.

What the hell my testosterone level was peaking, so we took the car, bought some rum and coke (Cuba Libra) and headed for them thar hills. Not a great road full of holes etc but we arrived at a sugar plantation…visions of Rhett Butler, Ernest Hemmingway flashed through my mind. Well this was going to be an experience that I could recall with friends. One of the girls disappeared for about 15 mins (it was about 0230 hrs) and came back and said no problem, we went into this large building which had sleeping areas separated by hanging blankets over a rope. We had a couple of Cuba Libra’s and they noticed my eyes staring, there were cucarachas the size if a small European mouse running over the walls. It was a little revolting, although they are harmless, but we are now talking about a social experience. The lady of the barracks informed us that we would have to be out by 0600 hrs. We had some great sex but somehow my heart was not in it. My friend did not even bother; I gave her usd 20 next day and usd 5 for the lady of the house.

Barocoa was not going to be our base, so after a small sleep it was decided to move on.

Day 4

Back to Holguin, it took us a little while to find a good Casa, I would recommend Villa Liba on the Maceo No 46 Esq 18
Tel 53 24 423823, the food is excellent, they are very friendly, the standard is good and it costs usd 25 per room per night. They have three rooms, two of them share a large bathroom, which are the rooms I recommend these rooms. When you go back you can sit with the owner Jorge for a couple of beers, they are very friendly and both speak English.
If you do go say you were recommended by Peter (Pedro) and Gordon.

We wanted to use Holguin as a base and had a couple of Chica’s for the next three days (the best laid plans of mice and men gang aft astray).

We decided to go for a meal in a new classy restaurant with live music, afterwards we went up to the roof for a couple of drinks before heading to the Plaza on the search of members of the opposite sex.

On the way down the stairs we passed an attractive chica who gave a very friendly smile, we had a walk round the plaza, some interesting people but we headed back to the bar and hang around the balustrade as usual, looking over the side at the street below. This is a good way to let people do the same and come into conversation. The girl that we met on the stairs came over, I tried my best but my Spanish is useless, so my friend stole her. She said that her friend liked me, her friend was a very nice person, with very nice skin but she was not slim, and I was looking for a slim (fracas) chica and said that I was not interested. My friend’s chica said she was not a chica for one night, which pleased my friend as he was looking for someone for three days. We said we wanted to go to the beach next day and relax, they informed us that it could be a problem with the police so she suggested that she bring her child, her friend wanted to come, I was not pleased but what the hell, why make life difficult. We decided to go back to the Casa and have a beer with the owner. We were sharing a room on the first night so we were not allowed to take someone back with us.
Lessons learned,
Make sure that you have two separate rooms…
Attractive women you meet in the evening are not always attractive in the daylight.

Day 5.

We went to the beach at Guardalavaca, which is supposed to be a big tourist area, however our beach was pretty empty.

My chica was constantly trying to make me go out with her, I kept saying no, you are very nice but I am looking for a fracas, no matter how often I told her and not matter how often my friend told them both it would not sink in. In the water she was very friendly and I could not stop myself having sex in the water… well I am a man with some primitive instincts, still I said no regarding the evening. She did say that she was fantastic in bed (in retrospect I should have said yes). When she found out that we were going to this top restaurant (Cuban standards) she almost cried. To be able to eat at such a place was almost impossibility for a Cuban. I had told my friend not to tell them where we were going.
When we were sitting on the beach my friend heard them talking about getting us to take them shopping so the could buy a swim suite, thank god it was Sunday and the shops were closed.

That evening I said to my friend that I would go to the plaza and pick up a chica and join him at the cocktail bar before dinner. As it was Sunday the plaza was packed and it was difficult to find a spot to sit down. I turned up alone at the bar and met my friend and his chica, remember what I said about attractive at night, she had a pretty face and very good body, however her teeth spoiled the picture.

She felt out of place in this restaurant, and went about checking the rooms. My friend said that when he picked her up at home, my chica was also dressed ready to go, that caused a scene, she even suggested that if I was looking for a fracas, then perhaps her aunt would be ideal.

My friend’s chica did not finish her meal, I think she was not used to eating soup, and she had the meat put into a doggy bag for her child. When they turned up at the casa she ordered water and just wanted to show off and prove that she was someone special. My friend had a problem with that, he also said she was not a good screw so she left about 0600 hrs.

I decided to go back to the plaza to pick up a chica, however due to my limited Spanish I knew it would be a little difficult. The plaza was still packed at midnight so I went to a local bar. I met someone and checked that she was over 18 and we went back to our Casa. I tried to kiss her at the front door but she would not accept the tongue, so I felt that this was not going to be good sex. She was reluctant to show her carnet and the owner said no carnet then no casa, she had suggested that we go somewhere else, but to tell you the truth I could not be bothered and was happy to relax with a beer with the owner, so she was sent packing.

Lessons learned.
If a chica gets you to go shopping this could suck you dry.
Don’t just go for looks, I think my one could have been very horny.
Try and only meet them in the evening and not during the day.

Day 6

The two chica’s turned up at the casa about 1100 hrs but we managed to shake them off by telling them we want to go and visit a museum, this was very confusing for the Chica’s as they did not understand why someone would want to visit a museum, yes the head of a Chica is not full of culture but more interested in dancing, going to bars and have you spend dollars.

My friend also said that we wanted to have a male evening tonight so no Chica.
On the way back from the museum/beach we picked up the usual hitchhikers. One of them was a lady (Grisela) in her late 40’s and for some reason the idea of the three of us made me very horny, she invited us to meet her aunt but she was more interested in getting to know us. We left her our tel number, which was a mistake. We arrived back at the casa and who was sitting in the living room, yes our two chica’s from the previous day. We told them that we were going out alone… it took a while for it to sink in.
We had dinner at the casa and then went to the cocktail bar. We could not find anyone suitable, but we ended talking to two prostitutes, they suggested we go together but we said no. They said how about a quick blowjob in the park, as I had not had sex for two days I had to make a deposit somewhere. I said o.k. she said usd 20, I laughed and said 10… I should have said 5 however I felt guilty.

We had to walk in such a way that the police would not be able to see that we were together. My one had a great ass and was shaved, it was not romantic but it served a purpose.

Lesson learned
Invites to meet the family come often, do not go… they are looking for presents.
Do not give your telephone number out, you will be hounded.
Social behaviour is different.

Day 7

Lots of phone calls from Grisela who had now cancelled her return trip to stay in Holguin to meet us. The two chica’s still trying to go out with us.

I wanted to go out with the breakfast girl, she must have been about 40 and I found her very erotic, unfortunately the owner would not permit her to stay the evening. I understand, if the police checked he might have been accused of having a brothel.

This was the last day and we decided to go to the beach, if we were to turn up back in Europe without a sun tax, then our wives would be a little suspicious.

So vamos ala playa, the beach was empty and we decided to take a walk along the beach, we saw two very attractive girls (pic attached), so we hung around and soon got into a conversation. We spent a long time in the water… I had to, as I was as hard as hell and it would not go down. My chica pulled my cock out and started to massage it while we were in the water. I played with her pussy, which was supposed to be a degustation for the evening. We sat at the bar and my one kept using the video and constantly zoomed in on my cock. I think she was fascinated with the male appendage.

We decided to go out in the evening together, however she was 18, her friend was 21 and both were students. That meant that 1 it was illegal, 2 the fact that they were students; if they stayed at the casa they would be thrown out of the college. However where there is a wilily there is a way. We went then home which by coincidence was Holguin and visited one of the aunts, she said we could use a room for 2 hours, I said no, then we managed to find another aunt who said no problem but it would cost usd 20 for the night. Do not forget that each block of houses has a spy who reports on activities so you have to be very careful.
We arranged to meet them at a café, as it may be a problem if we met at the bar. We returned to the casa and who was waiting in the dark… yes our two chica’s we had to let them into the casa and made it clear in no uncertain terms that we were not interested, we also had to avoid the calls from Grisella. Due to this delay we were rather late getting into town.

We parked the car (we needed this to head to some other sleeping quarter), we tried to avoid the plaza as the two chica’s and Grisella were on the prowl, however we still bumped into the two chica’s who tried to follow to see where we were going. We had to take different streets and double back trying to lose them meanwhile we were whistling the Harry Lyme tune.

We were about 45 mins late and the two chica’s from the beach were no longer in the café, however a chica is a chica and they soon found us.

We decided to go for a drink at the edge of town, as we had to be discreet, however how can a blonde man and a man with silver hair be discreet in Cuba is a mystery to me.

My one was very loving, but we had a scene when her alleged fiancé spotted us.
This put a damper on things, it was decided that we could no longer go back to her aunt, as her fiancé threatened to report us. (It is normal in Cuba that people have two relationships, so it was just the macho in him).

When we got into the car, panic broke out again when a police car parked right behind us, but we had no problem. We arrived at a Cuban Hotel about 0100 hrs, if you can imagine a movie from the 40’s where someone on the run checks into a run down fleapit, then that is a good description of a Cuban Hotel. We had to pay usd 15 per room per night. we showed our passports but I think it was a case of arrive late leave early no questions asked. Still this was another interesting cultural experience. We again bumped into the two other chica’s and they wanted to see who we had with us, they kept popping up it was unbelievable.
My chica was like a little girl, she knew I had presents and could not wait to get them,
She kept sulking when I did not give her them, then when I would pretend to get dressed she became loving again; I gave her underwear, lipstick, soaps etc. She took great pleasure in showing the underwear to me, she had a fantastic body, and she kept trying to film my cock, as I said she had a fascination.
However by this time part of my cock was red raw, this was a result of her masturbating me in the water with sand in her hand. I do not know if this made her think I had a disease or whether she was just inexperienced. I found her very boring in bed. She would not give a blowjob, she just climbed on top, now I am not a teenager that is happy with a MacDonald’s, I want the full 7 courses with wine, and that takes a long time.
I just lay there and she asked what was wrong, I said aburrido, which means boring, she tried a little harder, but I was very disappointed that the last night was ending like this.
I just got up and got dressed, she asked what was wrong and I repeated burrito, I was not going to give her any money then I thought what the hell, I gave her usd 1, which was an insult, but I was not going to reward someone for such behaviour. I left and went back to the casa.

On the way back I crossed the plaza and saw a lot of homosexuals, I just kept walking then when I was walking along the Maceo I noticed that four of them were walking behind me, they were walking in a row covering the entire street. I was not sure if this was a coincidence or whether something was planned? Robbery? Violence? Or even rape. I made sure that I kept my distance, as I was coming to the dark area, I thought about what I should do, I was just about to turn 180 degrees and walk right through them hoping I would surprise them and get back to town before they reacted, when I spotted someone sitting on a chair watching someone’s car. I thought that if someone else were around this would help; I made a few faster steps, opened the gate and managed to ring the bell to the casa before they walked past.

I am not sure if this was a potential incidence or not, I read that Cuba is safe, there tends to be pick pockets etc but no violence. However one should be careful.

I decided to read a book and have more fun than being in bed with my 17 year old Chica.

Approx 30 mins later my friend turned up, he said that when he found out that I had gone home he wanted to come back and make sure things were o.k. What are friends for?

I go up and we had a couple of beers, reflecting upon an interesting week.

I did not mention the other things we got up to, just tried to stay on the sex side rather than bore you.

Lessons learned.
If you have a nice Casa try and use it, do not go to hotels etc, you will only be disappointed.
Age and beauty do not necessary mean they are good, I am sure the less attractive ones will put more effort into the sex side.
Do not forget you are in a foreign land and you should take the normal precautions.
Plan to go back having learned lessons.

Day 8

Masses of phone calls from Grisella and chica’s, three days in Holguin was enough, it was time to move or in our case go home.

If you have any questions then you can email me at lberbm3@hotmail.com

I have not checked the Grammatik, spelling etc, it took me 2 hours to type this and I have other things to do.

Cuba was a great place, treat the people with respect, be firm, and do not ruin the price.

You need about € 500 for the flight, and about € 100 per day to cover casa, car, chica, eating and drinking. Have fun.

Gordon

Gordo-Nice report on other areas of Cuba. Hate to break it to you but 18 is legal in Cuba. You may have missed out on some wonderful opportunities.

Sandman

Sandman. 18 was legal, I meant that as they were students, if they stayed at the casa, they would get thrown out of the university.. needless to say much fun was had by all, I will try Trinidad (Cuba) next time.

G