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I just got back from GDL. I went to visit what3ver. GDL is a GREAT city. I had a blast there. There are a TON of things to do a lot to see and you can also go on day trips to other smaller cities. Sex is readily available in GDL. It is NOT centrally located like Thailand or TJ and for the most part, it is not cheap. NOTHING in this town is with in walking distance, you must take a cab or a bus where ever you go.

I recomend you go with a friend or hook up with what3ver when your down there as he is a great host and knows the town extremely well and can take you around and show you all the good places to go and the places not to go.

How to put this delicately? He also knows some one in GDL that runs a high end private escort service (for those of you that know him and me, you know who she is) and if you hook up with him he can arrange to have a girl sent to your hotel room if you don't feel comfortable going out.

First stop Kaos. Depending on where you are a $50-$90 cab ride. A door man will seat you and he won't leave unless you tip him $20-$50. Drinks are next. Most people buy bottles, starting at $400 on up, you must then pay for the "service" i.e. glasses, ice, juice, water, soda, etc. $100 on up. Or you can do like we did 3 drink minimum per person, 6 beers $280. The girls, some of the hottest looking girls I have ever seen in my life. One girl Brenda is so god damned beautiful tears started to well up in my eyes and I started to cry, the twelve beers might have helped but hey. I just couldn't believe she was THAT good looking, I started to weep. The place is HUGE about 3 times the size of AB. Maybe about 50-60 girls over 50% of them fuckable, about 15 super fine ones, and 4 or 5 that I would give my first born child just to touch. Girls drinks are $100. For that when they're sitting with you at the table you can feel, grope and kiss on them a little bit. Private shows called sexy's are $150 they take you back to an area where they have private booths and turn a timer on for 4 minutes she gets naked and you can insert fingers, rub clits, stroke pussies and suck titties as much as you can for 4 minutes then a light comes on and you are done. From there, depending on the girl she will then hit you up for $2500 to go upstairs and fuck. I was able to get one of the girls there to rub one out during a sexy, the light came on and we had just started, The guy told us "time" and she yelled at him that we needed more time and to leave us alone. I finished and she yelled for a towel. YMMV.

We did a little asking around; (the above mentioned girl claims to have worked there a few years back, and I hooked up with a girl working there from San Diego of all places) out of the $2500 the house keeps $700 the girl keeps the rest. You can take the girl out of there but you have to pay the house $1200 and then what ever you can negotiate from there for the girl. The upstairs does not have any rooms or beds, They just have little stalls with curtains some have love seats and some have couches or chairs. The max time you get is 40 minutes. Out of the $100 drinks the girls keep half. Out of the $150 sexy the girl gets $100. The girls that dance solo on the main stage get $1000 each dance and the girls that dance on the main stage 3 at a time get a little less. A top tier girl at Kaos will make any where from $8000-$12,000 per day.

Did I mention that some of these girls are absolutley gorgeous? I mean hot like you have only seen in the pages of magazines? And for you TJ fans, when they're not in working in TJ, Lily, Smith and Nicole work at Kaos in GDL.

When you're drunk the sexy's are a raging good time.

Next stop, Lipsticks. Pretty much the same thing just on a lower level. Cheaper, less girls, not as many good looking girls, girls are WAY agressive (just go tell them to fuck off,) More raunchy, more rowdy, we went there after Kaos it's open until 5 am and we were WAY drunk and by that time we could have had a good time at a VFW hall. You can get some cuties in there to sit on your lap, buy them a drink and feel, fondle, french kiss, grope and finger just for the price of a drink. Sexy's are the same thing, but are $100, drinks are $70 and I don't think we really asked but I think sex would be around $1000 but as described above there are no beds. All in all a more relaxed laid back place if you can fend off the ugly aggresive girls. A good place to hang out and get drunk, kind of like Madonnas on Rev.

Next stop Ramseys. Let me begin by telling you that if a bar has a live horse out side of the entrance eating hay and a guy comes out to greet you in a shit kicking pair of cowboy boots, a cowboy hat with, a belt buckle the size of Texas, and they want $35 just to get in - you're probably better off some where else. We told him that we wanted to take a look in side first and if we liked it we'd stay and pay and if we didn't we're outta there. Can any one say La Carretta? Fuck this place! Shit-kicker heaven in there with Banda/Ranchera music, ugly fat girls with droopy boobs and even though we were the only white people in Kaos and Lipsticks it wasn't a problem, here it looked like it was going to be a problem. It's also in a very bad part of town. We left.

The MP scene. I checked out a place called Monsouirs right by the Minerva, they wanted $600 for full service only 2 girls in there on a Monday afternoon around 2 PM said there would be more later, we left. There is a MP called Luigis, (SP?) pronounced (lou-wee-gees) that is literally a block over from what3vers house, I forgot what they told me but it was between $400-$500 for around an hour but out of the 6 girls there they weren't very good looking. Got business cards for Mens Club and Thailand massage, but looked like they were out call only and I didn't call. Finally ended up at JetSet. One girl there speaks English but she's but ugly. There are some pretty good looking chicks there. Was quoted $750 for full service and the place is NICE. Large, clean rooms, brought me two beers, has a sauna, separate shower, clean towels, sandels for your feet, the massage was probably the worst I ever had but the sex was good. She gave me a coverd BJ and asked me if I finished quickly. I told her no and she smiled and said good. We then proceeded to fuck in any posistion and as hard, slow, fast, soft as I wanted and she was very eager to please and wanted to go a second time. My plane was leaving and had to go. If you go check it out.

I had a little something else worked out with What3ver and his "aquaintance" was able to set me up for $400 in my own private room with a girl who would fuck the shit out of me and do what ever I wanted for 2 hours. Your price will probably different but if you don't feel comfortable with the club scene or the MP scene or don't want to take a chance with an hit and miss out call girl I can put you in touch with him. It's more private, confidential, with no timed sessions and garrunteed, plus, if you don't like her you can send her back.

GDL has it's bad parts of town and I wouldn't walk around alone in the bad parts of town. But the rest of the city is VERY safe and you can walk down the streets alone at any hour of the day or night and feel safe. Every thing is a 10 or 15 minute cab ride away. Depending on where you are you can walk to certain places but it's just easier to take a cab. What I found is that it's usually cheaper if the cabbies use their meter but if you're going a LONG distance just negotiate a price upfront. Nothing should be more than $150 with most short rides being between $10-$80.

If you are in GDL on business or if you would like to visit GDL and would like to hook up with what3ver down there (he's a white American 23 or 24 years old, fluent in Spanish and has connections) e-mail me at Waynetone@hotmail.com and I'll make the arrangements.

Anyway, if you have more questions, feel free to e-mail me.

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Tmoney

What can I say, good report. Its nice to have an update on GDL. Haven't been there for a couple of years. Man, has inflation really hit the place. Last time I was there (1999), dances at Kaoz were only P$50 and take out to your hotel cost $1500 max including P$500 to the house. Guess I can cross out GDL as a TSM stop for fun, only if business sends me there.

Cheers,
Tequila1