I made a solo trip to Orleans and found it to be a mongers paradise. Obviously, after a long flight and being tired…the sea of low cut blouses and tight pants were welcome eye candy. I managed to strike up a conversation with a young lady (amazing as that sounds) and made arrangements to meet her and her friend with my friend for dinner that evening. We all had a good meal and a few laughs at Verde around the corner from Orleans. My friend says he enjoyed a wonderful time with his lady that night. My lady was wonderful with BBBJ and covered sex.
The next morning I discovered the money in my pants along with a credit card were missing. For several days I blamed the lady. On the fourth day I found it all in a kitchen drawer where I had hid it before the lady and I hit the bedroom. Between being tired and a bit too much to drink I had forgotten that I had placed the money and card in the drawer. But, the scare was a good lesson to watch myself and my belongings for the rest of the trip.
Rather than detail each day and the activities let me report on the clubs and restaurants we visited.
Blacks. By far the best selection of ladies and the rule not letting the ladies approach you without invitation is very nice. I found the other clubs letting the ladies come to you uninvited to be a real pain. Some women don’t understand mongering. I mean you take them to bed once and they want to be your friend for life. The prices ask at Black’s is unreal….they all started at 200 dollars and want to bargin in dollars only. No problem getting the price to 100. Less than that is a real task. Took a couple of nines out of there.
The size, variety, and cleanliness at Black’s is fantastic. Prices for drinks is a bit much compared to the other clubs….but so is the eye candy.
Madaho’s My second favorite. Nice place. Very high ceiling helps with the smoke problems that ran me out of other places. Nice selection of ladies with a greater number of ladies in the 6 to 8 range than Black’s greater numbers of 8&9’s. Tipping one waiter with dollar bills each night there resulted in getting good seats and him bringing English speaking ladies for our approval.
Solid Gold. Nice show at one. Great bar staff. Quality of the ladies is not in comparison to Black’s and Madaho’s. The friendly bar staff warranted our return. Tipping in dollar bills resulted in getting a free beer or two.
Play Women…Too place. Too small, too dark, too limited in selection.
Hess and Hook … see Play Women above
Shampoo… Darkest place in town. Did not stay long enough to finish the beer. One lady latched on to my friend and would not take no for an answer.
Going from Madaho’s past Solid Gold and turning left at the next corner you will see a neighborhood bar call Checker’s. Nice place to have a beer….plan on the next place to visit. Late at night free lancers are in abundance…alas most have a few too many years behind them.
Eating out….what a wonderful experience. The best we had was at Plaza Mayor at the corner of Venezula and San Jose. Three restaurants on three of the four corners all owned by the same person. Plaza Mayor is the nicest. We tried all three and returned to Mayor several times. Thanks to Moondog’s report it was an easy find.
Summary…. Eight different ladies from four different countries. Alas, I did fall to having a second round with one from Black’s… and she was from Brazil.
Going back in mid June …. Guess that says how much fun I had.
Photos:
Angie 1
Angie 2
Madaho's
Polacka 1
Polacka 2