Trip Report – Apr 1st – Apr 7th
04/01
Arrive 10:30pm and take taxi to the Majestic
Taxi: 300B and change via superhighway. I don’t remember how much change.
Majestic: 1295B per day. Small room, teeny free breakfast, close to Nana, never changes.
Arrive Nana at 12:30am and go to the Mandarin. Nice girls and hardly any customers. I take home a southern girl that convinced me with a lap dance. 600b bar fine and she says “up to you on the price.” Give her 1500b at 8am the next day, she didn’t bat an eye and stayed until 1pm for another round. BBJ, CFS, and FS (came in her guts... oops!) I think the power of procreation must be very strong. She was pretty hot and good enough in bed. 27 y/o with two kids. It’s amazing how well the Thai girls recover from pregnancy. Tight and right.
04/02 – 04/03
Check email and set up date with a girl from ICQ. She tells me to call her at 2pm. I went back to the hotel to call at 2pm but forget you have to dial 0 first in Thailand and got the wrong number both times. More on this later.
Arrive Soi Cowboy at 7pm. Check out Afterskool with a Swede I met while having a beer. Two girls give me a hand job for 300b each. I think it took them 15 minutes or so. One of the girls got spurted on the cheek.
The Swede and I headed for Lólita's. A real skanky fat girl came over and chatted me up with her hand. The mamasan winks so I say what the hell. I don’t remember how much but I am pretty sure it was the standard price. The Swede and I took notes of our prices. The deed was not spectacular but she had to work for it. I was really drunk by now. Not staggering, just too drunk for sex.
Swede asks me if I know directions to the Thermae. I’d never been but I knew the whereabouts. We arrive there shortly after leaving Lólita's. This report might get difficult to follow from this point on. A lot happens that is hard to explain.
I find a girl that is perfect for me. She spoke good English. In other words, she didn’t speak bar girl. 1500b for all night she says. I am so enamored with her I just grabbed her hand out the door and all the way to the Majestic. It’s not often I hold a Thai girls hand on the street but it is necessary when you are dragging them. Perfect tear drop C cup, and ass so tight a bubble I can’t describe it, and she spoke ENGLISH and kissed like she was in love. We spent two days in the room except for one excursion to go eat near WTC. She never even looked in a department store window or anything like that. It was groovy.
04/04
At 9am she left, telling me to call her around 4pm. She was 22, no kids, sweet as molasses and I know, there isn’t an inch of her I didn’t taste.
I go check the Internet and I have message from ICQ girl. She says she is now in Pattaya because she did not want to be alone and was very sad because I didn’t call her. I tell her I had called but called the wrong number because I did not dial the 0 first. It was true too, I figured out my mistake in my mind after wondering how I could have written her number down wrong. She says she come back tomorrow and I ask her to call me at my hotel when she arrives in BKK.
I call the beautiful 22 year old three times and each time a guy answers. I’m very sad, maybe depressed, I knew it was too good to be true. I drink and sulk for an hour in my room. Then I decide to go to the Thermae, thinking maybe she is there working. It sounds like a good idea so I contemplate it while butterflying through the go go bars at Nana. Talk to one girl, she immediately tells me how she not lie and how she like white guys. I smile and kind of puke inside. I thought about going with her just to forget the 22 year old but I decide to stick to the plan.
Arrive at Thermae maybe 10pm. I am pretty sadly drunk. Walk around two three times and do not see the perfect one. I talk to an American that is hitting on a girl that is pretty cute, actually she was pretty sexy. He was quibbling over 300b, she wants 1500 and he offers 1200. Plenty of good looking girls there, but I want the perfect one, so sad.
I get up to leave thinking no sex tonight, just go home and sleep. As I approach the front door there is a girl sitting in the same chair as perfect girl. I think it is PERFECT girl and walk on over. It is a carbon copy of perfect girl but 37 instead of 22. She is one damn beautiful girl so I say hello. She is from Ubon Ratchathani and perfect girl was from Si Saket. They must be related I am thinking. They both have the ultra soft thin hair that makes little curls if it is not straightened. She asks me if I want to play pool and I say sure.
We take cab to Soi Nana and when we pass Majestic I steer her in the door. We sit in the room drinking Thai whiskey and all the beer too. She very funny, gets many phone calls and let me listen in on them. A farang from America calls her and various and sundry others. It is a kick to listen in. Suddenly she asks if I like Ganja and I say of course. Then she is on the phone at 3am waking people up to find some, no luck. By this time we’d already taken showers and we started some Olympic Gymnastics on the bed. It was amazing this girl and I. I discover multiple bruises on my back the next day, but I get ahead of the story again.
After gymnastics I tell her a summarized version of a Dostoyevsky story called White Nights. I have to translate it to intermediate bar girl language but she understands and cries at the end just like I always do. We fall asleep holding each other and wake at 10am the next day.
04/05
A man calls and she holds finger to mouth, I behave and stay quiet. She hangs up and say she has 9pm appointment that lasts 2 hours. Then she asks me if I like Yaba. I not understand her so she describes the effect of the drug and I realize what she is talking about. I never try it but have done similar things in other lives so I say sure let me try. Ganja 150b and yaba 250b. I give her 2000b and she tells me she will be back at 12pm.
It was mistake to give her that much money because I was thinking that it included her fee. She comes back with enough Ganja to last me a month. I start laughing, oh well, I will be sure and explain better next time. She does not have the Yaba yet but no problem. I make a pipe from a beer can and have a few tokes. Man that stuff was good, I could barely keep my eyes open. She is lying on the bed watching the tube and I rest my head on her stomach about to fall asleep from the Ganja. I say “wow, Ganja good,” and she strokes my hair for like an hour. Then she says, what takes her so long (the yaba delivery). She calls the friend and finds out it will be another hour. After this she rolls me over on my back and gives me what I suppose to be an Eden experience. She had eaten every part of my body by the time I come. And she knew when I would come and back it off, maybe three or four times. When I did come, it was unbelievable. Just after this the phone rings, it is ICQ girl.
I answer and the 37 year old sexpert is quiet for me to talk. I tell the ICQ girl I’ll meet her at 8pm. I think this coincides nicely with 37 year olds 9pm appointment. ICQ girl says that is too late so I counter with 7pm meeting at the Starbucks at Siam Center. She gives the thumbs up and it’s a date.
37 year old gets phone call from connection, she’s downstairs outside somewhere. 37 year old recalls phone number of connection and tells me to go outside and call it. I am a little nervous, is this a setup? I think it is not, have been watching 37 year old, she needs the Yaba I think so I go outside and call. The phone is answered and I am told she is in front of Landmark. I say I am walking and there she is, we both hang up the phones.
It is a mom with her 3.5 year old son; the boy starts crying very loudly. I take them into the Majestic and the staff looks perplexed. I tell them, we go upstairs, boy cry because he needs toilet. They say okay and up we go.
Learn how to make Yaba smoking implements from the 37 year old. All you need is an empty package of cigarettes for the raw material, quite genius I think. 37 year old and I smoke a tablet apiece and all is good. The connection and her son leave at 6:30pm.
Then the ICQ girl calls and I tell her I am just leaving. I don’t want to go because the 37 year old is saying, “fuck too much on Yaba.” But being the gentleman I am I explain that I have an appointment and I don’t leave people hanging. She gets teary eyed and says she not like to be alone. I am sad but tell her I will be back after she has had her appointment at 9pm. I tell her she can stay in the room until it is time for her appointment and that is what she does. I kiss her goodbye and head to Siam Center from the Nana Station.
Sit outside of Starbucks waiting for about 30 minutes. She arrives and is not bad but not so great either. She is tall and thin, one quarter Chinese and three quarter Thai. She is hungry, wants Vietnamese food. I am on Yaba, don’t want food but go with her and have some. She eats less than me, I wonder if that is why she is so skinny, hmmm.
We go to a new bar on Khaosan Rd. (I think part of the name was “silk”). We sit outside drinking and smoking. I am a combination of Hemmingway, Miller, and Dostoyevsky; everything I say is perfect. She is out of University (drama major), 23 year old orphan that got adopted by a middle class family in Phrae. Real dad died before she was born, mom gives her to real dad’s grandma, and grandma gives her to an adopted family. She lives in a condo with no job and I think daddy is footing the bill.
After two hours she asks me if we could go to my hotel where it is quiet. I knew the danger but could not help it, “Let’s go,” I says.
Outside the hotel I pull her aside and say, look... “I said you can come over but I warn you, there might be a women up there." She is not too happy about this but I tell her that I have to make sure she knows about this whether the girl is up there or not. She decides to come up with me. She is appalled that they require her ID card and in the room tells me that she can not believe she came into a hotel with a man that is not 5 stars. This leads to some intelluctual Tom-foolery-babble from me.
We talk for a while; I tell her 37 year old is probably coming back. Actually, I know she is because I notice her mobile phone charger on the desk. She says no good but she is weakening a little. I tell her I’ll not bring her up and then she is pretty happy with her victory. The phone rings and it is the 37 year old, she asks me if I am with my friend and I say yes. I ask her how the photo shoot went. She says good but she needs her charger and has no money money. I tell her to drop by and she says no problem.
Talk to Daddy’s girl and she is starting to kiss me. I am amazed at all this and am thinking about writing an article about Thai women for this board, and I have actually started it. hahaha.
Okay, back to the story. Phone rings and it is the front desk, god bless ‘em, trying to protect me and all. They say there is a girl down here that claims to know me, I say, “well put her through then.” I speak with Miss 37 and tell her I am coming down. The Daddy’s girl smiles that I am shoeing her off.
I grab the phone charger and check my back pocket. The 2000b I folded up in the bathroom is there. I figure I’ll hand her the charger and the money at the same time and there will be no scene. Actually, Miss 37 was great and she is my type, she says no problem, be happy. I give her a hug and say “please don’t hate me too much, I’ll call you tomorrow.” She smiles but with a machine gun smile. All is well.
Back upstairs Daddy’s girl rapes me. CFS, BBJ, hand washes me in the shower, I feel like such an ass. We talk all night and some things of note. She told me that if she would have had to leave she would have gone home and killed herself. This made me very nervous. Once, when she had my balls in her hand, she said, “Can I tell you something?”
I said I didn’t know, “Is it good or bad?
She says she doesn’t know. I told her if it is something like I am going to cut you with a knife that I would consider that bad. She said, “No, it’s not that, I love you.”
I gulped and kind of wanted to escape but I did my best. She wanted to screw all the time. One time she start to hand job me and I almost come, then she say, “Ha, wait two hours.” I had no problem with it. At some point we both crashed.
04/06
The next day was more and more bizarre. I was finding out things about Daddy’s girl that made me more and more nervous. This was after the phone rang at 11am and it was PERFECT 22 on the line. She says, “Don’t you want to meet up for the picture you wanted?” Well, I am in no position for that and I feigned to be hung over and said I would call back. I could not believe she called.
Daddy’s girl asks who it is and I say it is 37 year old. She says why did she call after last night. I say I don’t know and then I say well, it’s just that I am so damn likable. She start to get all strange a few times and feigns passing out on the bed and stuff. I play along with it but one time her mobile rang and she snapped out of it pretty quick. I think this girl has major problems in the mind and I feel like I am walking on egg shells. How do I get rid of her without causing a complete scene?
I tell her I am supposed to call the 37 year old back because the other reason she called is because she forgot something. Daddy’s girl wants to know what it is and I show her the Ganja. Then she lightens up and I tell her I was on Yaba and that I had smoked it with 37 year old before I came to meet her at Starbucks. She looked me up and down and pretty much said I guess she could understand that I went out and got a girl cause she was in Pattaya and should have been here. Then she looked at the bed and said she did not like it that another girl had been here first. It went on and on. I can’t believe she still liked me but she did. I told her my whole mongering story from the day after I was divorced. She said she and a friend had been thinking about an expose on Bar girls and I told her if you need a mans perspective I could lend a hand.
I won’t bore you guys any longer, well, just a little longer. I am writing this up like it was a story, maybe I can make some money money on it too, who can tell, this is Bangkok!
I did meet up with 37 for two hours, the daddy’s girl allowed me that so that I could say goodbye and give her the Ganja, and she waited for me in my room. The 37 year old is very nice. I explain that I have a suicidal Thai girl from a rich family in my room and she laughs. Her friend is not happy because she went with a farang for two weeks in Pattaya and he skipped out on her. Then 37 tells me that the night I left her in my room a girl called and even though she told her she was just a friend and that her and I had not had sex she hung up loudly. This had to be the 22 year old and even she called back the next day. I think I better do something about that one. I am going to miss them all and will be calling back again.
04/07
The next day I take Daddy’s girl to a Beer bar to play pool. She was too funny. She says she is worried about her status. I tell her she should have thought about her status before she met me. Then she says, “I wonder if I can take my shoes off in here?” I howl with laugher and tell her to just do it and that all that could happen is they ask you to put them on or kick us out. She goes over to a bar girl and asks if it is okay, What do you think she got in response? “Up too You!” hahahahahahaha...
We hung out until I had to catch my plane and I said goodbye and got in the Taxi.
In Summary: I think that long-time is an easy 1500B in bangkok. Your mileage may vary, and I don’t recommend everything I do for everyone.
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