I just returned from Rio. Got off the plane just a few hours ago. I already miss the garotas. During the last 5 days I visited most of the thermas and Help just about every day. It is surprising that I was able to get some work in. Here is the latest from Rio.

It is not the busy season and the beaches are not the best place to get the girls during the day. It rained just about every day that I was there. But later in the afternoon there are plenty of good lookers at Mia Pataca. The selection ranged from great to crappy. It just depends on the day. I was there after 4PM and it was pretty good on the two days that I was there but there were plenty that I did not like either. I did get two garotas to come to the hotel with me for 100 and 150 reals. But for that they only stayed with me for 2 hours, basically enough for two non rushed sessions. If you are looking for the light skined blonds I do not think you will find them during the day. Unless it is a nice sunny day. I did not see too many of them out there.

I also visited the thermas during the day too. By far the best choice early is to go to 4X4 I also found a pretty good selection at Solarium early as well. I went to Centurous the other day, at about 4:30 and was dissappointed with the selection. Fortunately, Laura was there and I could not resist playing with those tits one more time. If she was not there I may have lost the money because I did not see any other garotas that I wanted to do.

Overall I would rate the thermas the following at night( based only on quality)
1. Louma--cant beat this place
2. Centarous---great place to be at night and most girls with great tits.
3. Monte Carlo--Good selection but not as friendly
4. 4X4-hit this place early and the others later.

I hint to avoid the tourist tax at Centarous---if you are a regular they generally will not charge you it you talk to them when you first get there--but that can depend on the mood--I talked with several guys in the bar and some paid and some did not. If you do not take a cab, generally they will not charge you, do a trick is to take a cab to the park near the club and just walk in. It is a safe area so it is not a problem.

Help is still Help. But every night the girls outnumberd the men by at least 3-1. Pretty good selection, especially if you prefer the darker women. The really hot ones got picked up early so be prepared. All of the girls asked for $100 at first. But I was able to get 5 different girls for about 200 reals--one for 150. The place is dead until midnight but really pics up fast. This time of year I though it was mostly regulars and I saw the same girls there every night. I did not have any girls that I wanted say no to me--they just bargained with the price. All of the girls stayed as long as I wanted but I did have to convince some that bbbj was part of the deal. Like most people have said most girls at the thermas are three holers--but at Help it is a 50/50 deal so if that is important to you make sure up front. The same is true with th BBBJ.

Because I have been to Rio a lot in the last three months a lot of the girls look familiar to me and it is always strang to watch some girl dancing that I have been with before. Strange in a good way. But I will tell you that these girls have amazing memories. When they see you and they have been with you before they get mad that you do not want to be with them again. My portuguese is getting better and I just tell them that they are great but that I love the variety of Rio. That has worked pretty good.

I have only one regret. On my first visit to Rio I met Patricia, I stayed with her 3 days and she is still the best that I have found there. But I still have not found her again. Every night at Help I was looking for her. I know that if I saw here I would have been hooked again. These women really have a talent for making you feel like you are important to them and treat you like a real GFE. I wish that we could send the women of the US down there for a while and learn something.

I had a great time--plenty of new garotas and the price is pretty good these days--be patient--but do not wait too long as the girls are a little more agressive and try to close the men pretty quick.

I cant wait to return---hope this update helps with the current environment.

I also meant to discuss pictures. I finally had the nerve to take a camera with me to the thermas. But on the first day all of the garotas said no way. The word is out that the pics are making it to the web and some of them even knew about clubhombre. Someone has been telling all of the garotas about this and I stopped asking for pics. Some would agree to take pics with there clothes on but I did not bother. I just stopped asking. I hope others have better luck.

Thanks for the report! Good to hear that Rio continues to be "a cidade maravilhosa". :-)

On a down note, why, oh why can't some guys KEEP THEIR F-ING MOUTHS SHUT? I don't really care about the pictures problem, of course I love the eyecandy here on the site, but I can live without it. What gets REALLY bad is if the girls know we compare notes, discuss pricing, trade notes, etc. The girls generally don't like the ide of having a "reputation" - yeah, I know it's pretty ridiculous for a whore to be worry ing about her reputation, but there you go (and of course, there are notable exceptions of very cool girls who know what's up). Beyond this, I don't trust ANY of you f-ckers with details about my private life that can lead you back to who I really am, real address, real phone #, etc. One set of loose lips, even if it's purely innocent and among friends, and I have a very angry real-life wife on my hands.

OK, enough ranting - just remember guys, it's all a fantasy, don't f-ck it up by wagging your gums too much.

BS

Marilyn Monroe is said to have asked Albert Einstein to father her child. "Imagine a child with my looks and your brains". His reply "Ah yes, but imagine the reverse!"

I won't be taking any American girls to Rio in hopes that the cross cultural exchange would work in my favor. My worst fear is that some of the Feminazis get a foothold in Brazil before I can manage to retire there.

Trader, that's one funny story about Marilyn and Albert!

Btrcrbtrac,

Thanks for the update. Sounds like the Rio we all know and love. I can't wait to go back in less than a month!

As far as the pictures/internet thing I agree with Badseed. I learned a while ago that you can't trust some mongers. Last year some dude in BA was telling this girl I knew about WSG and CH. I wish I knew who the guy was. Also, don't trust too many of these girls. I've seen some girls forward emails to me from guys that have emailed them. Guys. ALWAYS use a personal email and NOT a work email. I've seen so many work emails it's not even funny.

Have fun but be careful

...better yet, a seperate, anonymous webmail account JUST for mongering-related activites. USe yahoo, hotmail, whatever.

BS

BS,

The reason that the girls are afraid of the internet is that many of these girls keep secret from their families their profession.

BtrBac,

I heard fairly recently that Patricia was hanging around Help. She has cut her hair and probably colored it again. Did you see the box covers from Pretty Little Latinas that I posted a couple of months ago?

I'm going to Rio tomorrow!!!

BT

BT,

Have a great time. I am sure you will and hopefully you will have better luck with the pics than I did. I did not push it too much. Maybe you will see Patricia at Help one night. If you do let me know and tell he I was looking for her( you have my name on a email to you).If so also ask if it is ok for me to call her. I have her old number but when I called before it was off or she did not answer. I will be back down in about three weeks again to do some more work and would still love to see her again, if she is working. I have gotten mixed stories on that. I would be surprised if she is not working but I sure have not been able to find her. I also did not see Ana when I was at 4X4 but I was told that she is still working there. I was going to take your advice and try her. I saw the box cover and saw the video too. I am pretty sure that it was not Patricia, but a very close resemblence. What do you think? Again have a great trip. Keep us all posted, you have had some of the best posts on this board. It was because of your videos and pics that I tried to take some myself.

Blues, your right on the money. Within the past couple of years, more and more people in Brasil have access to the internet. Its not too difficult for a teenage boy to do a search on Brasilian women and find pics on free sites of girls in Copa and in Help. Imagine them finding a pic of their sister, cousin, or neighbor on a site about prostitutes in Copa.

BT:

Yeah, I know they're worried that the families will find out, but the families don't have access to CH, most of them don't even have Internet access (and most of them already know what daughter is doing anyhow). But there's no reasoning with a garota, so f- it. Still, the less said about CH, WSG, etc to the garotas, the better.

BS

I think the families know what she is doing but as long as its not "in their face", they can act like they don't "know" what she is doing. Also, the family might have some idea but that doesn't mean they want the extended family or their neighbors to know that their daughter is a prostitute.

Access to the internet is growing everyday in Brasil, just like it has here in the states. Over the past years I have met a number of girls who came from well off families (its not only girls from poor families who prostitute themselves), alot of these families do have computers in their home.

Have fun Blues! I go down in less than a month. You lucky dawg you! I'm still waiting to hook up with you. I'm sure good times will be had by all.

Badseed. I agree with virtually everything you have ever posted. No different here. The families of these girls most likely know. Even if the girls lie and make up some BS story the families know. You gotta remember the girls that really bank have bought houses for their parents. I talked to at least 3 or 4 girls that bought houses for their parents. When I ask them if their parents know what they do. They tell me they tell them they work at Bingo or some other BS. Parents there are no more stupid than parents here.

I'm done posting on totally public boards. I'm sticking to private password pay sites like Club Hombre.

I had one girl who asked me to come meet her family so I could play the "Rich American Boyfriend". It seems the mother did not believe her when she said she was working at a travel agency. Mainly because she was bringing home 2-4K per week and the mother knew damn well no job in Brasil would pay that much money.

When her mother began to press her on the issue, she told her mom that she had a rich American boyfriend who sent her money every month. I went to the house, met the family and tried to act like I was in "love" with their daughter. Hey, It got me free ass for 3 days:-)

GF,

There is a good chance I might not come back this time. I'm going to buy a nice apartment in Rio, and put in a fast internet connection. I've seen photos of your apt's in BA, and I want this apartment to be as nice as those. For some reason, all of the apartments in Rio have a certain seedy quality to them. I want to raise the bar. Plus with a fast internet connection, I really don't have to spend so much time in the USA.

All,

I really like this board. It is well designed and Hombre works to keep improving it. Plus the underlying database, allows for much easier searching for trip reports and other information. But.... I also have considered seriously to no longer post my videos here. To be honest, when you have a very mad garota in your face, and you are wearing a robe and slippers, it's not a lot of fun. I have been to Rio in Feb and Costa Rica in March, and no trip reports for this very reason.

BTR,

I just got some bad news. Patricia has been working all the time at Help, but she looks totally different. Her hair is short and spiked, almost punk looking. Her phone # is still the same from what I hear. I have not talked to her at all since November, but that's the latest.

In less than 24 hours, I will be in Miami. In less than 48 hours I will be in 4X4.

BT

have fun blues!!

GF:

I'll miss the "Saint", but yeah, you're absolutely right, waaaaaay to many idiots on the public boards, here on CH is bad enough (present company excluded, of course ;-) ). I've dropped off posting on WSG to about once a month, if that, still read it but nothing new, nothing good in months. Thank you Athos for showing me CH!

BT:

A top-quality apartment in Rio sounds like a worthwhile porject. Good luck!

BS

I love and hate you my man...

"I may never come back" remember what barbara taught us at solarium??? I say this to you..

You mean some garotas are actually dumb enough to not realize that once their photo/video is taken it could end up on the web???

I got burned by a hombre on this board a year ago. Fortunately, Hombre himself got actively involved in finding out who this bleeding heart, knight in shining armor asshole was and then cancelled his account. That said, I immediately changed gears with my media.

First, I don't make it a big deal. If they don't like the idea, I just pass and move on.

Second, TELL them you'd like to show your friends what is so good about Rio, Cuba, etc... and that you'll put some of the pics out on the web for them to see.

Third, if they ask you not to take face shots or not to post, respect them and don't do it. It's their lives, not ours, right?

Fourth, by offering the girls copies of their pics/vids on a CD burned in the room, many have got much more interested in posing. My next move will likely be to buy a portable printer so I can give them some 8x10's right then and there.

Take it for what it's worth. But don't ever lie to a girl and tell her "these pics are just for me" and then post them. That's not nice

I've just returned from an evening of pub hopping with a spinner here in Ireland. It took me a few nights to warm her up, but tonight we made it to the sheets - FINALLY!

There was a full moon glowing atop the castle as our lips met in full embrace. Within moments, the lyric slurping of her playing my tin whistle mezmerized me. I was spellbound by her alabaster skins supple touch as my tongue found it's way past the guards, around the gate and to the moat. When she willingly lowered her drawbridge, my soldier charged forth up the slippery ramp and into the hallowed inner sanctum....

to be continued...

Good lord. To her MOAT? Sounds like you are one lucky fellow. Watch out for gators.

GCL

BT,
I will be following you soon. I just got word that I may be going to Rio next week if not then the week after. Life is good. Keep me posted on Patricia, I think I would laugh at the short hair. Maybe she was there and I just did not recognize her. NAAA- I would recognize that ass anywhere. Have a great trip and keep me posted--you can use the email if you like

DG,

I don't know whether to call you Romeo or Shakespeare. Bagged an Irish lass.

BT

DG
"There was a full moon glowing atop the castle as our lips met in full embrace. Within moments, the lyric slurping of her playing my tin whistle mezmerized me. I was spellbound by her alabaster skins supple touch as my tongue found it's way past the guards, around the gate and to the moat. When she willingly lowered her drawbridge, my soldier charged forth up the slippery ramp and into the hallowed inner sanctum.... to be continued..."

Cut the drama and just tell us what happened. And don't forget to snap a few pussy shots.

Hey Bluestraveller

I'm suprised that you still go to Costa Rica. I have been there about 8 times in the past three years. I'm a big Blue Marlin and Idem fan. I thougt CR was heavan until I finally pulled the trigger and went to Rio. Last Jan was my first trip. Wow what a great time! I don't think I will be going back to CR anytime soon. CR can't hold a candle to Rio. The quantity and quality of chicas is unmatched. I'm getting rid of all my how to speak spanish books and trading them in for Portuguese.

Thumper, let us know, especially me sf4dfish. If she (and any others) need any ''stand-in American boyfriend's''.

I'm pretty sure you will find most willing volunteers! Nice story.

ALL: Is Patricia you're talking about from Sao, with a son, and has a friend named Susan, who's also from Sao? I have her new number.

I also just got an apartment and is planning to rent it out. It is a one bedroom unit on the 5th floor of a 12 story building, 2 blocks from Av. Atlantica or 3 blocks from Help Disco. It can sleep 5, each with bed. I'm going down June to furnish the unit. Does anybody know the ballpark rent per day for this kind of abode?

BT-I am arriving a week from today and can't wait. Looking forward to seeing you and doing a few Terma runs;

DG-I never doubted that you'd bag an Irish lass. In a castle no less! I am fired up buddy. 7 days and 13 minutes and I will be setting foot in what is becoming my favorite city.

give me a buzz when you get back so we can finalize our plans.

Sandman

DG-Just to let you know, I didn't let you down while you were away. I pulled this little stunt a few years ago and it worked like a charm.

I am now 2 for 2;

I was in a favorite little watering hole last night having a birthday martini. Chatted up a cutie sitting at the bar. Went and sat closer while she ate some dinner. Asked her if she liked practical jokes. She replied, "so long as they are not on me". I told her this one was on a buddy of mine. I asked her for a kiss and if she would comply, I would tell her what the joke was about. She gave me a kiss on the cheek and I proceeded to produce my wallet to prove to her it was my birthday and that I had just won a $5 bet that I could get a total stranger to give me a kiss on my birthday. Had the lipstick mark to prove it.

Well, she thought it was funny as hell and the more we talked, the warmer the situation became. She finally leaned over and asked how much I would win for a pair of panties. I told her you had to buy me dinner at my restaurant of choice. Within 30 minutes, we were at her place and I have the panties to prove it (plus some fond birthday memories).

Just wish everyday could be a birthday! Never understood why this works so well but I guess some chicks are just suckers for lonely looking guys on their birthdays. Funny thing is, she is pretty enough to see her again and only 24 years old. Yes...I lied about my age and even though she saw my license, she didn't make the computaion. So, while you were banging a lovely Irish lass, I was tossing and turning a little home grown sweetie. No moats or castle walls, just some good old between the sheets hard ass fuc*%n.

But nothing compared to what we will experience next week..ha ha!

Sandman

Well, I have a couple of things to say here. First of all, I am disapointed that BullWinkle would mock Deeg's prose. Deeg is the second best writer on this board. Deeg, dont let him get you down buddy.

Secondly--Sandman you really disgust me. You have posted yet ANOTHER example of how women naturally like you. Introducing further evidence of how I simply came out of the wrong damn vagina. If I werent moving to Rio in two weeks I would file a lawsuit against both my parents. You would be exhibit 1.

gcl

GO-No the Patricia we are talking about is not from SP. She used to work at Loumo, and other thermas. She has pretty much just been working at help the last few months. Thats all I really know. If any one has been with her recently then speak up. She has pictures posted from BT under Patricia. She is a cute little spinner, great in bed, and funny as hell. She is a hard one to miss.

BT, have an awesome vacation and take your time with the apartment, I'm sure you will find something great. My buddy had to look at over 20 apartments within a 3 month period before he finally found something that was suitable.

sf4dfish, in a strange twist of fate, she now has a super rich American who is taking care of her. He is some big real estate dude from chicago. He bought a HUGE 3 level, 8 bedroom penthouse and she stays there. She is miserable because she stays there all alone and just waits for him to come to Rio every couple of months. She doesn't love him but she knows he is her ticket out of hooking.

DG,

I have found that feeding Celtics "Haggis" seems to turn the on sexually.

Ben,, I have found that they really melt if you recite a passage or two of "Ode to a Haggis". FIrst couple of verses are:

Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face,
Great Chieftan o' the Puddin-race!
Aboon them a' ye tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy of a grace
As lang's my arm.

The groaning trencher there ye fill,
Your hurdies like a distant hill,
Your pin wad help to mend a mill
In time o' need,
While thro' your pores the dews distil
Like amber bead.

His knife see Rustic-labour dight,
An' cut you up wi' ready slight,
Trenching your gushing entrails bright
Like onie ditch;
And then, O what a glorious sight,
Warm-reekin, rich!

Rich,

Robert Burns and I thank you for you Haggis contribution.

In addition I figure that any lassie that will put haggis between her lips would probably even allow something as gross as DG's little soldier a lick or two.

SHEEP'S HAGGIS
The stomach-bag of a sheep
The pluck---i.e. the heart, liver, and lights (lungs)
Half a pound minced beef-suet
Two teacupfuls toasted oatmeal
Four onions (parboiled)
One pint of the pluck boilings (no other liquid)
Salt (4 teasp)
Pepper (1-1/4 teasp)


Wash the bag well in cold water, put it into hot water, and scrape it; then let it lie in cold water all night with a little salt. Wash the pluck well; put it into a pan, letting the windpipe hang over the side (into another pan to avoid mess); cover it with boiling water, add a teaspoonful of salt, and let it boil for two hours; then take it out of the pan, and when it is cold cut away the windpipe. Grate a quarter of the liver (not using the rest for the haggis), and mince the heart and lights, the suet and the par-boiled onions. Add to all these the oatmeal, which has been dried and toasted to a golden colour before the fire or in the oven; also the pepper and salt, and a pint of the liquor in which the pluck was boiled. Mix these all well together. Take the bag and fill it little more than half full of the mince; if it be too full, it will burst in boiling. Sew up the hole with needle and thread, and put the haggis into a pan of boiling water. Prick the bag occasionally with a needle, to prevent it bursting. Boil this for three hours, then serve it on a hot plate.

By the way I realize that haggis is really a scotchish dish, but close enough to Ireland to seem appropriate.

FUCK THE CELTICS

Oh, that's right, DG. You already did...

What do you think of the Kings and the 76ers?

Blues. Hey. I think we'll finally be able to meet. I'm arriving next week on Friday, April 25th. I'm there for 5 days. I feel bad. I talked UWPhoto into flying to Cancun and he is flying his novia to Cancun then I just cancelled my ticket. Don't think it's a good idea. My girl is already talking about marriage and things like that. I need to get away.

Rio could definitely use his upscale apartments. So far all the ones I've seen haven't been too great. BA has a totally different feel to it than Rio. Rio is just a seedier city. BA is classy in Recoleta.

The apartment business isn't that great though to tell you the truth. I'm over paying my property manager on commissions, utilities have risen, I'm finding I'm going to Rio more than BA. Tough gig. Not too much money in it. Was just an experiment though. Also, one of the apartments is threatening to kick me out because of the "traffic of girls".

Let's hook up. Sandman. Wow. Looks like you will be down there again when I am so let's definitely hook up too.

GF,

Cool. It looks like some of the more (in)famous posters will be there this trip. All we need is Bwana Dik. HAHA.

Upscale is definitely what I want in Rio. Are you thinking about going to BA also since you're in the neighborhood? I wouldn't mind popping down there for a weekend and practicing my Spanish a little bit.

BT

That's funny about your novia talking about marriage. You managed to get her off the program but not yourself.

Planning on it GF....planning on it. With you around as a chick magnet, I am happy with your throwaways...ha ha ha!

CYA next week! CH central on the 25th or we'll leave ya a message of where we have gone so you can join us.


YAHOOOOOOO!

Rich-I've been called a lot of things but never an exhibit....exhibitionist yes ha ha ha. Looking forward to seeing ya buddy. Been way too long! Can't wait to catch up on everything.

Sandman

When in Rio a couple of weeks ago, I was in the internet cafe near Help and this girl was on line with the video cam with her American "Boyfriend." The very next day same girl, same seat, different guy on the cam. Remember fella these girls are not as dumb as we hope. They have access to the interent and don't want to see themselves up there. So keep CH quiet so we all can enjoy.

Wow, they have a video cam setpup in Tudo Facil? That must be funny as hell, I would love to see some girls flashing their "boyfriends".

Ha, ha. As one that can speak from experience. Buying these video cams for your favorite chica with a computer is the best investment you'll ever make. I bought 2 for girls in BA and for a while there I was getting a nude dance show every night. Ha, ha.

Of course I am not naive to believe my good investment is not paying "dividends" for other hombres either. I talk to several chicas on webcam. For those of you that don't know you can use Yahoo Messenger for voice and video. Works good. Especially if you have a high speed line.

So many of these girls have their own computer now. Especially in Buenos Aires. I know a few in Rio too that do.

I'm looking forward to meeting all you dawgs (and gentlemen) down in Rio.

Life is good.

Godfather, what is a good videocam to buy? How much will one cost? Is it worth the purchase if the girl has a 56K connection?

A great one is the Logitec Quick cam. Very easy to use. It also allows the girl to take still photos to email. I'm not sure what they are running these days. I bought one in the USA before going since electronic products are more expensive in S. America. I think I paid like $50-$60 US for it. Another girl I gave I think like $75 US to go buy one in BA.

The key thing is to show them how to use it. Yes, both girls had a 56K connection and the video comes through fine and they are able to see me fine. The picture quality is actually pretty good as long as you have plenty of light.

Remember though not to get too carried away with these girls. I just did it for something funny and fun. I've had hours of fun with some of these girls. Ha, ha. Also, don't be naive to think that they will only use it with you. One of the girls had a nice laptop. When I asked her where she got it she told me some dude from the USA bought it for her. (Actually it was older. He brought it down with him. Probably and older one and he upgraded) But he told the girl it was brand new...

I rarely have time anymore to do the video cam thingy but still do once in a while. Believe it or not. Once this girl instant messaged me from Germany. She was a latina living there. We would go on webcam every night. After only two weeks she flew from Germany to USA and stayed in my house for a week. Like I said. These webcams are a low cost investment that can yield high dividends.

Good luck.

TV phone.
You just hook this up to any ground phone line and it has a little cam and LCD TV screen. No other special equipment needed. You can talk on the phone and have your girl strip.

$499 for a pair and $299 for each.

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Between the birthday panties and the haggas and the exhibits, I'm laughing so hard the head almost blew offa me pint o' Stout. You lads are killin me.

Well it's 10 pm here in Dublin. I've just banged a randy british lass at a clandestine hobbyhouse. Knockers the size of me wellington boots too.

After downing a few pints, I thought I'd give the little bugger a chance to refresh before sending him off to the trenches again. I've an appointment to meet a Russian pair in 30 minutes, so I've just popped into the local internet cafe for a wee look at the boards. You lads be good and we'll talk more later.

Don O`Gringo

Geez, I think DG travels and mongers every week of the year...

Godfather - I just noticed you'll be in Rio next week. See ya there.

Bull-Sprinkle - "Cut the drama and just tell us what happened. And don't forget to snap a few pussy shots." Trust me - I caught the obvious humor in such a remark coming from the new KING of drama.

I hope I didn't miss your Best of the Best of the Best of the Best of Rio report? Watching the trailer was spellbinding, but I fear I might've nodded off and missed the feature presentation...

Sandman
I still cannot get over the "lonely guy" routine getting you laid. If I grow up, I want to be just like you. I'm SO THRILLED be getting back to Rio in a few days - see ya there!

DG