I was recently in Monterrey and went to a number of the many clubs in the city. My experience is during the early hours that these clubs are open. Most of these clubs are open until at least 5 AM. I am over 70 now and am back in the hotel before 1 AM. I work out 4 days a week in a gym and am in good shape. However, age really takes a toll on your energy level and body as the decades go by.

HOTEL

I stayed at the Novotel in San Pedro Garza Garcia. This is a great / safe area. Many high end hotels, restaurants, stores, and banks within 15 minutes walking distance from the hotel. I don’t know if the hotel is girl friendly. I didn’t bring anyone back to the hotel. However, I have stayed at multiple Novotel hotels in other cities and have never had a problem bringing someone for a short time session. I only do short time visits.

TRANSPORTATION

I bought a SIM card and plan from a AT&T Mexico distributor in the Fashion Drive Mall. The cost was around $7.50 USD. The plan had plenty of data for my needs. I used Uber every night going to the clubs and moving between clubs. I also used Uber a couple of times during the day for sightseeing. The rides ran between $4 and $11 USD.

CLUBS

The prices quoted are what I paid or was quoted by girls working in the clubs.

Casino

This is a mid level club. The night I went here there were about 10 or 12 girls. Several were in my doable range. However, they were tied up drinking with guys during my time in the club. One girl did quote me 1500 pesos for 30 minutes and 2000 pesos for 45 minutes.

Chocolate

Mid level club on Av. Madero. Only one girl doable the night I was here and she was busy with a group of guys. I was quoted 1400 pesos for 30 minutes by another girl.

Seamesas

I could not find any Club Hombre info on this club. Perhaps there was a name change at some point. It came up on a Google Maps Strip Club search and looked pretty good in the pictures. This place turned out to be a low level club close to Av. Maduro. I wouldn’t do any of the girls here for free with the exception of one. I ended taking her to a room. The cost for 30 minutes was 800 pesos plus 300 pesos for a large room. Incredibly, I actually ended up having a good time here.

Harem

This is a popular mid level club on AV. Madero. Many girls here on the two nights I stopped in. A number were in my doable range. The cost here is 1100 pesos for 30 minutes and 1750 pesos for 45 minutes.

Libido

This is a mid level club. The night I was here there were several doable in my range. One girl quoted me 2000 pesos for 30 minutes, but didn’t want to go to the room. She claimed she was waiting for a regular client. I think she was probably a drink slut.

Desextress

This is another mid level club on Av. Madero. I could not find any Club Hombre info on this club. Perhaps there was a name change at some point. I found it on a Google Maps Strip Club search. Several Uber drivers also recommended this club. This club was very busy on the two nights that that I visited. Many girls here in my doable range. I ended up taking a girl each night I was here. The cost was 1800 pesos for 30 minutes.

I got my antigen test for the airport at a Benavides pharmacy less than 5 minutes from the hotel. The cost was 349 pesos and I had a printed copy of the result in about 15 minutes. Very easy process.

I hope this report is helpful to anyone who wishes to visit Monterrey.

Thanks for the report ! Very good info. No high level clubs? I was researching Guadalajara recently and have it on my to-do list. Not sure how Monterrey compares.

There are a number of high end clubs in Monterrey. They include Obsession, Prestige, Poisson, and Woman, among others. A Google Maps search of strip clubs in Monterrey will identify most of them. Expect to pay in the area of 3000 pesos and up for a girl plus drink charges.