Greetings to the board:

Along with this report, I am sending about 25 or 26 pictures to TJ Hombre to post or not post as he sees fit.

I arrived in San Jose Tuesday night at about 8:30 pm 8/7/01. At the airport, I was mobbed by a teeming mass of humanity seeking my business...I assumed they wanted to give me a ride to wherever I wanted to go, have me buy their sister, mother or daughter and make all my dreams come true, to say nothing of theirs. This, of course was immediately outside the front door of the airport, after passing through customs. I did not check any bags, and I was in the front of the plane, so first off and first out the front door. A very serene young man wearing a tie, stepped from the crowd, caught my eye, walked right up to me and asked, "do you seek a taxi, sir?" I said, "yes, how much to the Presidente Hotel?" He had to ask another man, who said "$10". I said, "vamos, pero muy despacio por favor". On my last trip in May of 2000, I was baptized into the furor of the drivers in San Jose and have no penchant for more, thus the admonition to the driver to drive slowly.

I was at the Presidente at 9:00 pm sharp, which ended my travelling day at 12 and 1/2 hours. I unpacked, laid down a few minutes and began my quest for all that San Jose offers to my kind.

I walked to the Blue Marlin Bar, in the Del Ray hotel, about two blocks from the Presidente. I had decided that I was too tired to engage a lady that night, so I wanted to just go touch my finger into the light socket of life at this plethora of potential. It was packed with truely beautiful women. More than I have ever seen in one place, at one time. And when I walked in, it seems I could read their minds....."carne fresca".

I realized that any eye contact I made was enough for whoever I made it with to approach and ask, "whur jyu steyying, lyke sum cumpony hunny?"

I decided to set and watch, while learning to play Carribean stud, which proved to be very profitable for me during my trip.

So, I played cards, watched the ladies, turned down probably 25 requests for intimacy and walked back to the Presidente for a few hours of fitful sleep.

Next morning was breakfast, conversation with a newlywed couple in the cafe, internet cafe checking email and wandering around downtown. Made my way to the Park Hotel. At around 2 pm, Ana, sweet, delicious Ana approached me and before long we were in a room upstairs. What a great lady. I made a date for her for the following day in my room and told her I wanted as much time as she would spend. It turned out to be 11 am to 6 pm. Ana is 25, excellent tight body for a mother of 2, soft spoken, gentle, sweet and bright as can be. Lovely and perky breasts, shaved panocha. But, she does not kiss...she told me she shuddered at the thought of open mouth kissing, something about a serpentido entering her. I told her my serpentido was not in my mouth. She giggled. In spite of the kissing thing, I had a wonderful time with her and paid her $100 for her 7 hours. I tipped her 50 more, because I felt like I wanted to. I really liked this girl. TJ Hombre has her picture.

After Ana, I walked to Tentaciones. It is a strip club one block North and 1/2 West of Presidente on North side of Street. It bills itself as Topless, but it is nude. I took a lot of pictures and had a good time. I was the only guy in the place most of the time and was given a lot of attention. It also cost me some, because I bought drinks and tipped the dancers for the extra special attention I was being given.

I need to say that moderate spending is not a problem for me, since I have nobody but myself to spend my earnings on. So, I am a bit of a tipper and like to receive the extra treatment it buys.

Drinks for the girls, at Tentaciones, are 1800 colones for rum and coke and about 2000 or 2500 for champagne. I told them I'd buy them a drink, but they had to make it last...they all complied and we did it so management was happy too. One at a time. I tell ya, it is a good place to be alone in with about 10 or 12 women. I got groped, ground, grated, graded, and glassy-eyed. It was a great evening.

I think this place is much preferable to Cheetahs(1 1/2 blocks east), or the other club just 2/3 block north of Presidente(cannot remember the name). The drinks are reasonable, it is reasonably clean, the ladies are very laid back and the bartender is the best looking girl in San Jose. I think you fellas need to try this at least once.

I gambled quite a bit during my trip and came away from Costa Rica $1200.00 ahead of them overall. I gambled in the Del Ray, The Jungle(across from Presidente in Bal Moral Hotel), Tropica (craps), Colonial and the place where I won the biggest was at the Europa...about 2 or 3 blocks from the Park. I kicked them there(at Europa). It was fun.

There is so much to tell, but I need to back up a bit, reflect more and will write more another time.

Any questions, I'd be glad to answer as best I can. Ask on the board or email wmax2@excite.com

Regards to the board,
-wmax2

Ana at the Park Hotel is very nice, and you surely made her day with that compensation. Ace00 likes her a lot, too. There's another day girl, Aleyda, who is Ana's best friend who would be worth checking out in a trio. On Ace's recommendation I checked out Ana one time, and invited Aleyda as well since I caught them as they were both about to go out to eat at the same time. Aleyda was the nicer surprise of the two. Cute body, pert tits, and a pleasant personality.

It might be a bit difficult for you with Ana next time. It raises their expectations when you're very generous one time. Please don't think I'm one of those guys who cut-throat-bargains the girls down below what they should get. Some think I'm over generous with the Park Hotel girls... but the real key is consistency.

No Nonsense:

You are correct. I was with Ana three times total during my stay. FIrst at the Park, then at my room in El Presidente and last at the Park again. She asked for more each time and even hinted she would stop working if I would "put her on my payroll", if you get the jist. I told her it caused mi corazon dolor para ella a dice me esse. The espanol may be poor, but she got the point.

-regards,
-wmax2

Greetings to the board:

I'm A few days out from the overwhelming mental obsessions of my latest trip to San Jose.

I'd like to relate an experience of my last night in Costa Rica.

I'd met Cman, Balam, and another fellow in the Blue Marlin before 5pm. We had a drink and decided to go to Key Largo, which was closed or at least had nobody in the bar. Down the street from the Key largo 1/3 block is Happy Days Bar. Some girls came to Key Largo while we were talking to the door man and invited us to the bar next door.

After a few minutes, we did go to Happy days. In we walked, 4 hombres, to a room of 8 ladies on stools and a female bartender. 18 eyes watched us collectively as we embarrassingly found stools separate from the ladies, but in clear view of them, and they of us. The ladies tried agressively to make eye contact, and murmured amongst themselves. We chatted amicably with one another for a few minutes.

We, I, was beginning to feel the effects of a few Imperials, and a few tequilas and my inhibitions began to wane. I asked the bartender the price of tequila shots. She said 700 colones, about $2 each, maybe a little bit more. I ordered a tequila for all the ladies and the men sitting with me as well as the bartender(who is very nice looking herself). 13 tequilas. The ladies erupted into applause and cheers and huge, toothy smiles. I told the ladies the price of the tequila to them would be one kiss each.

Immediately, one of them jumped off her stool, ran to me, threw her arms around my neck and deep throated me, scraping her teeth on my lips, and biting my tongue quite hard as I slipped it into her mouth. She(and I) came up for air and she did it again. I thanked her, as gracefully as I could, and searched for another. Since no others came to my stool, I got up and began to go from stool to stool collecting my kisses.

There were some who turned their cheek to me, some who pecked me on the lips with closed mouth and then, there was Patricia. She had sat quietly and waited her turn. Gentlemen of this board...I am 52 years old and have been blessed with my share of experiences, but Patricia kissed me like I have never been kissed. She was the best kisser in my life....soft, moist, gentle, seductive tongue activity, long and sensuous. When I pulled away from her face, she opened her huge brown eyes and smiled at me with them. I did not see, hear, or sense anything for an instant in time.

I went back to my stool and told my fellow Hombres, that that was the best kiss I had ever had, and that I was going to take her back to my room.

As we walked the two blocks to the Presidente, I aksed her if she believed that one person kisses, and touches like they like to be kissed or touched. Her eyes brightened and she affirmed that. I said, "bueno".

Patricia and I spent 3 or 4 hours kissing, showering,tickling, screwing, showering, eating, drinking(room service), then more touching and screwing. It was a great time. She is 37 years old, which blew me away. I thought she was 25-30. What a nice body, what a great time.

The best thing of all, it only cost me $27.56 to find her. The price of 13 tequilas. Her 3-4 hour session was $50, which I doubled. Here is why I doubled it....

We stopped at the Jungle casino on the way to Presidente Hotel..I asked if she minded going in and gambling a few minutes, which she gladly obliged. I laid $100 on the Carribean Stud table. In about 25-30 minutes I had more than doubled my $100. I left the dealer a propina and put the extra $100 in my pocket, knowing that I would give it to Patricia if she turned out to be what I thought she might. She was.

Regards to the board,
-wmax2

WMAX2-
I totally agree with you on Anna, she's a really sweet girl, as someone mentioned her roomate Aleada is also a great find. The day shift at the Park hotel right now has some of the best GF experience girls in SJ, In the last few weeks I have been lucky enough to try most of them with absolutly no complaints.

Scooter

Greetings to the Board:

This report is about the Friday night show at the Park Hotel, 8/10/01.

Earlier in the day, I had bought the owner, Bill, a tequila. Afterwards, I left and wondered what kind of day he was going to have. When I came back at 7:30 pm, he said he slept much of the day.

I arrived that night in time to get a seat at the end of the bar, against the wall. Met some great people. Anyhow, about 8:30, the doors locked, the windows were covered, and Bill Collected 6,000 colones, from everyone, and issued raffle tickets for free blow jobs for after the show. 4 blow jobs were given away, but I didn't win one. He also pass out bottles of baby oil to everyone sitting at the bar.

Bill announced the three rules for the evening: 1. no cameras; 2. audience participation required; 3. No fingers inserted (to which someone shouted, "how about tongues?" Bill replied, I refer you to rule no. 3).

About 9:30, 8 bikini clad girls crawled up on the bar and laid towells down. In front of me stood 20 year old, thin, hard, lovely Raquel. They alldanced unethusiastically for most of the first song, and by the end were nude or getting nude. I looked straight up into Raquel's goody locker and Bill told the girls to lay down and get started on one another. He came over to me and told me to rub oil on them, "What, are you gay?". I began rubbing oil on Raquel as another girl was sucking and licking her.

Raquel has a wonderfully nice body. Well, that of a 20 year old. What a treat for me. I got to indulge myself. At the start of the 3rd or 4th song, Bill told Raquel to turn her panocha to me and told me to eat her. So, I got with it and dived in.

The show lasted about 40-45 minutes, I suppose and when it was over, Bill told me I won a prize for the best job of eating pussy. I won a Park Hotel T-Shirt, saying in part, "where the customer always comes first" and on the pocket, "Activities Director"

After 15-20 minutes, a tap on my shoulder....it was Raquel. Those big brown eyes wanted to go up to the room, and who was I to refuse that.

All in all, it was an experience, as Tampa Gringo has said, "that you owe yourself once in your life to have". I made a memory, have a t-shirt with nowhere that I can wear it, but what a time.

My expenses were about $4300, including airfare, hotel, food, booze, gifts, hookers, tips, parking at DIA, taxis, everything.
But, I won $1200 in the casinos, so I spent out of pocket about $3100 for the 6 days and feel like I did well. I did exactly what I wanted, when I wanted and spared nothing. Considering the distance, and the experience, it would have been cheap at twice the price. American hookers start at $250, and do not offer the experience or the pleasure.

I've probably spent $10,000 per year the last 5 years on hookers and feel that I could have at least twice the fun if I stay with CR. However, Tijuana is my next trip.

One last thing....I have seriously considered dating again, like a normal human bean, but, this is less expensive overall and so much more enriching..in my humble opinion.

Regards to the board,
-wmax2

Wjmax2:

I noticed your photo of Key largo bartenders, incl Michelle (center) and Hazel (right).

Any stories about them?