Gentlemen - here is the report on my recent trip to BKK. I'll start off with a bit of background on my mongering experiences and a few other salient facts. Then, I'll describe each evening (which means midafternoon to roughly sunrise or later).

My mongering activities began about 6 years ago in Phuket (been there 5 times or so). I've done Amsterdam twice since 1998 and same with Vancouver (street gals are pretty nice there). Probably done 60 or so nights in TJ over three years.

For thailand, I need gals that rate highly in the following three categories (i) looks, (ii) attitude, and (iii) looks the next day. I'm not afraid to discard a gal after the bar fine if I feel the attitude is not good (obviously the next day look is a crapshoot).

Flight - SFO/NRT/BKK, business class using 90,000 unites miles. 10mg valium for the first leg, 5 mg valium for the second leg. Couple beers.

Hotel - Grand President (www.presidentpark.com) and got the pavilion suite for 3,850B per night (roughly $85 US). Two room suite although my buddy got saddled with the room with two small beds (I paid the bill so that was his tough luck). My bed was giant, seemed like a double king.

Cost - my buddy is looking for work in asia so I covered alot of the expenses (some bar fines and all bar bills). Took $1,200 cash and pulled another $400 out of the ATM. Then, add five nights hotel for a total of about $2,000.

Night One: arrive BKK at 9:00, carry-on luggage only so I'm in a cab by 9:30 (650B for private car, need to get ticket in advance at booth that says "limousine"). Meet buddy at hotel by 10:00 and arrive Nana Plaza (NEP) by 11:00. Try the G-Spot and then Rainbow II. Find a winner at Rainbow and headback to hotel. Have one beer at the pad before heading into the room. My gal was super hot with mediocre attitude and I was stoked. I heard my buddy's gal leave and I was still working away. Couldn't seem to chuck one and my gal wouldn't stay the night - so, I told her to take off. Left again at 3:00 or so and hit the Nana Disco. My buddy and I found a line of freelancers waiting out front and we reviewed the material. By chance, we picked two sisters (at least that's what they said). Took them back, had a session (chucked one) and went to sleep. Woke up, another session (no chuck) and sent them off. With 12+ drinks and a rubber, it is tough for me to chuck more than one load a day (not to mention the heat which sweats everything out of you).

Night Two: after lunch we take some valium to help us rest. But, we are both so excited to get over to the massage that we don't rest more than ten minutes. We take a taxi to J-One (also known as Chaophaya 1) which I'll describe in more detail in the massage section. Fire down a few beers and select #25 for the bath, raft, and suck/fuck session. Chuck one - barely. I highly recommend some valium, beer, and this massage thing - unbelievable feeling (first time I'd done that triple combo). After that we head back to get into our evening wear since are all fresh and clean. Hit Big Boy (I think it fronts on Sukhumvit near soi 11) and enjoyed some vodka/red bull to get the energy up. Then ate some food there as well (if you like to shoot pool, this place is great - super hot thai hotties ripping it up on the tables and the balls glow in the black light - really cool look). Then off to G-Spot to hang for awhile and I bar fine a chick (Dang or Daeng, not sure)and watch my buddy suffer as he searches and searches. He finally hooks up and we head back to the pad. The plan is to have a beer, fuck the chick, back out to main room for another beer, back into room for another fuck and then rest until morning - which will consist of one last fuck. My buddy's chick left after round 2 and I couldn't chuck one until round 3 (thank god mine stayed over !!!).

You'll begin to notice that I seem to be getting the better gals - which is funny because it is usually the opposite when we go to TJ. This time I destroyed my buddy - primarily due to his weakness which made me look so strong.

Night Three - head over to J-One about 2:00pm and don't see #25. The "manager" says she is still in the back getting ready and that he will reserve her for me while I enjoy some beers - what great service (and yes, another 10mg valium consumed for this little fun). After a couple of sips, the manager comes up and "presents" #25 to me - kind of like the waiter gives you a chance to sip the wine to make sure you like it. Of course, I give approval and say 30 minutes. Finish the beers and do the usual routine upstairs (no chuck - sure fucking felt like it but the rubber didn't seem to contain much). Then, I wait for my buddy and the manager joins me at the table to say my buddy went up with a hideous beast. I couldn't fucking believe it. When my buddy came down he didn't even want to look at me. His saving grace......he pissed on his chick as she sat in the tub - I called it even with that move. Then back to the hotel to get into the evening wear and off to the Dollhouse at Clinton. It sucked and we left to head back to NEP. I bar fined Daeng again and told her I was only ready for two sessions this time - one in the evening (chucked one), one in the morning (no chuck). My buddy continued his bad luck - we had to send his bitch back after we got back to my place due to poor attitude. I sent Daeng back to G-Spot to get another one for him. Then, he passed out while she was in the shower and she couldn't wake him up (if you think this is bad, wait for the next two nights - it gets worse for him).

Night Four: (no massage, we actually needed rest that afternoon) We hook up with a friend of a friend who rents a place in BKK (lives in HK). Have dinner there and then swing by the pharmacy for viagra. My buddy and I had never tried it but this dude said it was the shit. My buddy and I split 100mg (obviously didn't take it yet) and the other dude goes for the full 100mg. We hit rainbow II and the dude immediately buys 12 lady drinks and has a full, personal floor show. He picks 4 gals and goes up for short time upstairs (he needed to get back to this thai girlfiend at home ??!!). My buddy and I pull back to G-spot and head over to our favorite waitresses. At this point, I decide that I want to bar fine the two waitresses that have been so nice and sweet the last couple days. Not too mention I knew I needed two chicks with the V. They say yes immediately and once again my buddy is lagging. Together we bar fine two more and then hit Voodoo downstairs (same ownership as G-Spot) and party with our four gals in the booth. His both fail the attitude test and I send them back. He goes to rainbow and pulls back two hideous beasts and I send them back (I'd paid the bar fine for all four so I felt I had the ability to toss them). Then, the poor bastard starts sweating and shit and goes home (blows chow in toilet - we think it was the traditional thai meal that got him as I barely touched it). Needless to say, that leaves me alone with my two ladies and the V. We head back to the hotel at 1:00 (when Voodoo closed) and fired down a few beers and bacardi mixers for the girls. Then, they were hungry so I had a full dinner delivered via the 24 hour room service (dinner for three cost a whopping $10US). We kept drinking and cranking tunes and then about 4 am the gals discovered the joint that the friend of a friend passed me earlier that night - it was just sitting on the table (these are available at Darlings, I'll post more under massage on that). So, we smoke that and can't move for about 30 minutes.

Then, in one of my grandest moments ever, I begin to negotiate "the contract". I'm so fucked up that I give the girls two options (i) 1,000B each to sleep over with no sex or (ii) 3,000B each for three sessions. Each session to include three positions with a switch to the other gal after roughly 15 minutes or so. They actually think for a moment and then take option (ii). Oh, and also the third session with each would occur after we sleep. The sun is basically up at this point and my buddy is alone in his room wondering if he will blow chow again !!!!!! So, I drop the V and go for it. Fuck one, fuck the other, back to the first, back to the second. My cock feels fucking huge and the chicks feel super tight. It was really too much - I practically had to pin down one of the chicks as she tried to scramble away. Anyway, no hope of chucking and I felt kind of bad just drilling away. I felt they had lived up to their contract so far. Fell asleep. Then, I awoke to see the scrambler fully dressed and attempting to leave - no fucking way baby, we have a contract. I quickly explain that option (ii) will be fulfilled or they will need to revert back to option (i). To say I had negotiating leverage is putting it mild. So, the scrambler has to take the clothes off and I decide to make use of the nice large chair in the room. Drilled her a few different ways and let her go (no chuck). back to sleep. Wake up a drill the one that is left and chuck a huge massive load - had to have my buddy take a picture of the loaded rubber just so I had proof that I actually got a fucking load out on the trip.

Night Five - the last night. Needless to say, I was in bad shape during the day with essentially no sleep. Managed to eat lunch and keep it down and had to rest from about 4 to 6. Then, it was off to the races. The difficult part was that my flight home is set for 7:00 a.m. - how does one manage this ??? Well, I decided over dinner at some pizza joint. I would go back to G-Spot and get my two waitresses and fuck until my car picks me up at 5:15. They were totally stoked to see me and I them. Bar fine paid immediately and my old gal Daeng was all bent out of shape that I was hauling out the waitresses again. Oh well, that's tough. This time my buddy gets a good one - meets the looks test (beat any of mine on that) and also the attitude (she was able to move to the music as we bounced around in the booth at Voodoo). Since I only have so much time, we take off about 12:00. Again, we have a drink session at the place before the fun. My buddy's chick finds a 5mg valium and wants to take it - we say fine, whatever. After another drink, I move back in with my two favorite ladies. This time the contract was two sessions each but as long as I wanted for each one so I could extend until departure time. Even without the V, this gals felt tight. It was great. Chucked my first one with the scrambler on the second session with her - still had one left to go with the other gal as I'd started with scrambler. Had a beer and a smoke at about 3 and got back to business. Back for the session at about 3:30 and stopped the action a little before 4 (no chuck). rested for 30 minutes, showered, and went to lobby with the gals. they really wanted to go to the airport with me but I needed to make a clean break - didn't give a shit about the $$ for the cab ride back. Sometimes you just have to draw the line and I did.

Okay, that is all for now. got to take off. I'll add some more data in the proper sections on the massage joints and BKK versus Phuket.

Buick:

Great stuff: You sound pretty hard core. ( not leaving ur heart in los, so far anyway)

I look foreward to your compairison of bkk and hkt.

did you get any feedback from the regulars about the new closing times. ( or were u too busy "drilling")

also, I find temezepam (sp?) is way better for getting needed sleep than valium. No shitty after feeling.

Pasathai - I really outdid myself on this one. I learned "the procedure" from some friends/serious BKK/Phuket professionals that live in Hong Kong. Folks in the US have no idea how to really get it done until they've had few trips over there. When I go with them, I am the weakest link by far.

I was firing on all cylinders on this one. Barely needed sleep and didn't really have a problem getting that first drink of the day down my throat. Just so everyone knows, I've had some really tough times making it through in Phuket and I'm sure my next trip to BKK will not prove to be as fruitful. I got the luck of the draw this time.

It appears that I will be returning very soon. I have a flight booked to HKG on Nov 7 with a return on Nov 18. I don't have my inter-asia stuff lined up yet but I plan to do two nights in HKG, two nights in BKK and the rest in Phuket. I'll post the info in the appropriate spot on the board here when I know more.

Buick,

Nice report. Sounds like you and I are taking a different approach to our adventures. Of course I'm out here for three weeks and if I kept up at your pace I would surely be dead! I will be visiting some of those places you emailed me about. Sorry we couldn't hook up. Maybe next time!

Pasathai,

NEP closes at 2:00AM. No exception. But people hung around for hours later. MANY, MANY freelancers and mongers doing last minute "business"...

(prog)

Buick :

I got my res. for bkk, lv here nov.6,
Should make it to hkt about 10 nov: Maybe we'll cross paths.

I can usually be found at the oasis bar about sundown. ( soi patong resort) you know it?
I'll treat you to a strong bow and tequlla.

Prog:

I hope things are a little "looser" in Phuket.

wow! 3 weeks you got, I would probably die.
( and the undertaker would charge extra to get the grin off my face).

did you make it to soi zero, ( buckskin joe's?) pretty sleezy if it is still the same as when it was a few years back. Bet they stay open more.

2 am is when things just get started in phuket
( at last june/july it was still ok)

ON the closing times, I wonder what would happen if a group just carried the party to the beach, or hotel rooms.?

snauk yai

Pasathai,

I found Soi Zero during a daytime stroll my first day in BKK. At 3:30 PM all seemed pretty dead in there but I didn't venture too far into it. Soi Zero is the place under the higway overpass, right? As far as closing times - this is happing all over Thailand. Pattaya is the only place that may get an exception to the rule anytime in the future. In the Sept 6 edition of the Pattaya News there was an article about the local entertainment industry sending a letter to the Minister of Interior. Pattaya is considered a special case because it draws a huge amount of tourist every year and had been excluded from the 1966 law that requires entertainment establishments to close at 2:00 AM. The governer of the province said the Thai government may consider the groups request to stay open until 4:00 AM but that these entertainment groups needed to provide better controls in the entertainment areas. These controls were - preventing underage people from working or partying in the bars and clubs and reducing the drug problem. This seemed reasonable to me since I'm not into either... (prog)

>>The difficult part was that my flight home is set for 7:00 a.m. - how does one manage this ??? >>

I know, same for my return flight. It sucks. I still cant decide whether to keep my current USA time and party nights over there or switch to BKK time for daytime games, then switch back. What is your plan on time?