Hello everyone. I promised TJHombre, and others, a detail account of my travels through Thailand and the Philippines. My reports are VERY detailed but I think you’ll find them very informative. I plan to post several pictures in the galleries when I get back so if you haven’t upgraded your subscription - now’s the time to do it!


2 September, 2001 (Sunday) San Diego, CA

My buddy Pat and I returned from a weekend in TJ. We had decided to start our mongering adventure with Emphethius and others. I sensed something was wrong with Pat because he was very quite the entire weekend. He finally admitted that he was having a tough time enjoying himself now that he was laid off.

I little background history: Pat got laid off 2 days after we booked our flights to Bangkok. He said he still wanted to go and that this trip would be a good way to forget about all his problems... Well, it wasn't working.

I suggested that maybe it would be best if he not go. I changed his flight to fly back to Dallas the next day. I left him at my house in San Diego and I drove up to Riverside County to spend the night with family.


3 September, 2001 (Monday) Los Angeles, CA

Travel day - One of my brothers dropped me off at Los Angeles International Airport (LAX) about three hours before my Thai Airways flight. I tried to get an emergency exit row seat but no dice. I still had a bulkhead isle so I was happy. The flight took off on time at 2:30 PM...


4 September, 2001 (Tuesday) LAX -> Tokyo -> Bangkok

I landed at Narita International Airport (NRT) around 5:45 PM, Tokyo time on the 4th of September. Total flying time between LAX and Tokyo was about 11 hours. I was fairly comfortable during the flight. The food was good and the service was adequate. I had plenty of reading material and I had a good buzz going from the 4 rum-n-cokes I drank before getting on the plane in LAX. I got off the plane so that the ground crews could service it. I had 45 minutes to stretch my legs, smoke a cigarette, and freshen up before the second leg of the flight. The plane took off on time and I was able to catch a few winks. I landed at Bangkok International Airport (BKK) about 6 hours later. Local time was approximately 11:30 PM. It took forever to get through Immigration and Customs. Apparently many flights get into BKK about the same time. By this time it was 1:00 AM on the 5th of September.


5 September, 2001 (Wednesday) Bangkok

I purchased a taxi voucher at the Thai Airways shuttle service booth. The cost was 650 Baht for an executive car. Well worth the extra 150 Baht. The car was an air-conditioned Volvo sedan. It took about 30 minutes to get downtown without traffic. The driver managed to get lost because he didn't know where the Majestic Suites Hotel was. He thought I said “Majestic Hotel” - which didn’t exist anymore. I was finally able to explain to him that the hotel was very close to the Nana Entertainment Plaza (NEP). Sure enough once we got near the NEP we saw the hotel. Unfortunately, he was in the wrong lane on a one-way road and asked to drop me off several blocks from the hotel. I politely told him that I wanted to be dropped off in front of the hotel. It had started to rain and I really didn’t feel like lugging my suitcase through the rain. I tipped him 100 Baht. He looked at it funny so I don't know if I was supposed to tip him anything or maybe I hadn't tipped him enough. In either case I got to the hotel! The lobby and rooms were smaller than what you would be led to believe on the hotel’s web site, however, the rooms were VERY nice. The room I got would easily be considered a standard or deluxe room in any 5-star hotel in the USA. The nightly rate was ~ 1200 Baht. The rooms had Internet connections, full bar (reasonably priced), and in-room safes. NEP was just left and around the corner from the hotel. I debated going out but instead decided to write this first part of my report and catch up on some well-deserved sleep.

I woke up, and eat a late lunch at 3:00 PM, then headed out to get the “lay of the land”. I found a nice beer bar across from the NEP. At this time of day the A-Gogo bars were still closed but the beer bars were starting to fill up. Later, I wandered up to the second floor of the NEP and found a small Expatriate bar called the “Hog’s Breath A-Gogo”. The owner was a Canadian named Bob who was more than happy to explain how to negotiate with the girls for either short time (ST) or long time (LT) sessions. (Stop by there and tell the owner, Bob, that you’re a member of ClubHombre. He’ll be delighted to shoot the breeze with you). I hung out there for a few hours and chatted with a few other Expatriates and bargirls. Bob gave me a notepad so I could “get it right”… I headed back to the hotel to exchange more Baht. The hotel wasn’t offering good rates so I found an exchange house down the street. I also took some cash from my ATM as a comparison. The best rate was ATM (44.5 Bath - 1 USD). Using traveler’s checks at exchange house was second (44.38 Baht - 1 USD), followed by large denomination US bills (44.2 Baht - 1 USD). It should be noted that the exchange houses close at 9:00 PM. The Nana Hotel had an exchange house but would only sell to their hotel guests. I headed back to the NEP and walked around until I got to the “Carnival A-Gogo” bar on the third floor. A welcome girl pulled back the curtain and there I saw MANY fully naked girls dancing on a rotating stage - needless to say I stayed a bit. The shows consisted of three shifts of girls. Two shifts would dance topless and one would dance fully nude. I immediately caught the eye of a very lovely girl. She had a totally shaved panocha and a small tattoo of a rose on her right butt cheek. After one of her dance sessions I had the waitress bring her over. (BTW - there was NO pressure from the girls here) I bought her a lady drink and we chatted a bit until she had to go back on stage for the SEX show. Her name was Lani.

NOTE: THE LADY DRINKS ARE CHEAPER THAN THE CUSTOMER’S DRINKS!

Customer drink = 110 Baht (beer or hard booze)
Lady Drink = 90 Baht (soda or water - the girls don’t drink alcohol)

The sex show consisted of three different acts: A girl fingering herself, three girls fucking (two wore dildos), and several girls fucking themselves with beer bottles. (BTW - my little lovely was one of the girls in the three-girl show and got fucked by the other two girls) After the sex show she came back and we agreed, with the help of the mamasan, to 500 Baht barfile and 1000 Baht for ST. (ST is two hours) She couldn’t do LT that night because she had another sex show to do later. I took her back to the hotel and had a great session with her. God damn - she was so soft and small and smelled so good! At this point I realized TJ just wouldn’t be the same again. After the session I walked her back to the bar and we agreed to a LT when I got back from the Philippines. I dropped into the G-spot, on the second floor, and was immediately surrounded by two lovely dancers, Nan and Dac(?). I bought them each a lady drink and moved over to their dance floor to get a close up view of their show. After the show we did some kissing and fondling. We agreed to a barfine of 500 Baht for each and 1500 Baht for each - this was for ST (2 hours). This was my first experience with girls that were into girls! I didn’t think I’d get it up but it didn’t take too long before I was hard and blew my load. They let me recharge my batteries while they did a little lesbian action. I was soon encouraged to join the fun. We did some 69, 99, 66, - well I’ll let you guy’s figure out all the possible combination but I think I did them all. We finished off with both girls laying perrito style. (BTW - one girl’s panocha was bald and the other had her panocha nicely trimmed). The cool part here was that they didn’t mind me using the same condom so I’d hump one for a bit then switch to the other… Afterwards I walked them back to the bar and headed down to the ground floor where most of the beerbars were. By this time it was almost 1:30 AM and I wanted to check out the action at closing time. Mind you - I really had no intentions of doing another session but was I ever wrong! I immediately found myself with a gorgeous blond girl. She couldn’t have been more than 4’, 6” and weighed 90 lbs. We kissed and fondled and it didn’t take long for me to agree to an all night session (LT) for 2500 Baht. She practically killed me. She was a fucking animal. I popped two more times before deciding it was time to get some “shut eye”. She woke me up around 11:00 AM with an awesome massage. We finished perrito style. We took a shower together and then said our good-byes.


6 September, 2001 (Thursday) PATTAYA

I arranged a personal car, with the hotel, to take me down to Pattaya Beach. The cost was 1600 Baht. The trip took a little less than 2 hours. The toll road was definitely the way to go. Once in Pattaya it took some looking around and talking to two people before we finally found the Penthouse hotel. Its on Soi Pattayaland 2. OKAY - HOW CAN I DESCRIBE THIS HOTEL? Well, it’s definitely designed for the sex-minded tourist. I checked into the “Pattaya Suite” room. (BTW - YOU CAN BOOK ONLINE THROUGH THEIR WEBSITE: http://www.penthousehotel.com) The rooms were not as elegant as the Majestic Suites rooms but they had - mirrors all around the bed, a mini dance floor, with dance poll, and numerous sex items shattered around the room. There was also a fully stocked minibar/snack bar - complete with water, booze, nick-knacks, condoms, massage oil (everything to make the night perfect). The television had close-circuit coverage of the “Cat’s A-Gogo” bar downstairs. The nightly rate for my room was ~1300 Baht. My first impressions of Pattaya were mixed. It seemed like there were WAY TOO MANY LadyBoy and Boy-Boy bars. I was kicking myself in the ass for not brining along my Westfargo flashlight. The A-Gogo dancers seemed to be strictly Gogo outfits - hardly any topless and I didn’t see any nude. Now mind you it was still early and I hadn’t gotten the “lay of the land” yet. The girls at “Cat’s A-Gogo” were totally lame. I stopped into “Bubbles A-Gogo” but was not very impressed. I then stepped into “Lipsticks A-Gogo” and soon caught the eye of a girl dancing. Her name was Jai (#49). She must have noticed me as well because next thing I knew she came over to my table after her dance was over. She wanted me to barfine her but it was still too early. We chatted awhile and soon she changed my mind. Her barfine was 600 Baht and LT (all night) was 1500 Baht. She took me over to a huge beerbar called “Best Friend” on Pattaya Beach Street to meet and party with her girlfriends. This place was really cool. There were about 20 different beerbars surrounding a boxing ring. We played bar games and watched some Thai boxing. Next thing I knew it was 2:00 AM.

NOTE: ALTHOUGH THE BARS CLOSED AT 2:00 AM THE BEERBARS WERE STILL ALLOWED TO SERVICE CUSTOMERS. THEY JUST HAD TO TURN OFF THE MUSIC AND LIGHTS…

I took Jai back to the room and we had a very nice “easy-going” session. We went to sleep about 3:00 AM and she woke me up at 9:00 AM for a second session. Afterwards we said our good-byes. Will probably do her again. ... (prog)

Prog

I should have just bought a ticket and gone. I knew you were planning this and I should have just quit the job and gone!!

BTW, I'll keep Rosa Maria in shape pending your return...

Regards,
E

Prog:

great report>

sounds like you did everything right ( so far?)

this sounds dangerous "and numerous
sex items shattered around the room."
sounds like the last tenants were really busy

( sorry, couldn't resist)

( and use hee instead of panocha in LOS, you'll get less strange looks)

Hope the rest of the trip ( and reports) are great like this one.

Prog,

Great report! I like the idea of the TV (television) offering a live feed of the strip show in the club. A similiar feed of the Hong Kong show would be a great addition to Cascadas.

Pasathai - Hey one misspelling isn't too bad - I meant scattered, but I think you knew that. Maybe my misspelling was an omen? I figured to use the word "panocha" as an aid to my fellow Clubhombre monger brothers but I know what you mean.

Red - If you see a dancer you like on the TV you can call down to reception and they will bring the girl up to your room. Adds a whole level to "room service".

(prog)

Epimetheus,

I say we need to include Thailand on our April trip to the Philippines... (prog)

prog:

bet they dont garentee delivery in less than 20 minutes or its free

( and somehow I could visulize shattered sex toys scattered about the room)


probably similar to the "shattered" farang guys hearts all over LOS

prog - sounds like you did quite well at G-spot, very nice job.

did your blond gal have a big tattoo on her back?

looking forward to the next chapter.