Well guys, finally made it to Rio after the ``flight from hell``. Asshole behind me kept kicking my seat all night. I even moved over to the empty beside me and he still managed to grab and tug on the back of the seat three times when he got up to go to the bathroom. Finally asked him to please quit grabbing and kicking my seat. He told me it was the only way he could get out. Kind of a big guy that didnīt fit real well into one seat.......lot to be said for business class.

Arrived in Rio tired as hell. Met by my driver that a buddy had arranged. I was carrying in an interesting medical device that was 4 feet long, 3.5 feet wind and 8 inches thick. All wrapped in cardboard and covered with tape. Customs guy asked what it was and I was fully expecting a total inspection. Just told him I had a bad back and needed daily traction. He smiled and said, ``Welcome to Brazil`` he he!

So, off to see the Wizard. Got into a very nice Apt. right on the beach that DG had arranged. Knew I wasnīt going to last long before sleep deprivation overcame but needed to get the edge off of being in Rio. Head over to the office and visit with the ``staff`` for a while. Meet a few new guys who would turn out to be fun to hang with for a few days. Met Karl and he is everything people have said about him....great guy! A few guys from California are fun to hang around but mostly ``Big Al`` their ring leader. Al is a great guy and has one line after another eminating from his mouth by the minute. Kept us all in stitches for a couple of hours.
DG sees my wearisome look and suggests a little night cap before catching up on some badly needed sleep. I really donīt have the energy to make a 4X4 run and he is a little apprehensive about going there in the first place cause of wifey. Good ole DG comes through with a call to Rosie from Centaurus. She arrives at the office thinking she is going to be with him. He explains he is busy, I had just arrived and needed some company. Well guys, even though DG is acting like a love starved puppy over his wifey, he managed to find a superstar in Rosie from Centaurus. She was very petite and firm. Real spinner material. Tits kinda small but puffy and the nips could be extruded at least a half an inch after some coaxing. Great hour of ``ice breaking`` and I sent her on her way. Ahhhh, sleep after a long night and a wonderful session with a beautiful garota.....priceless!

Awake after a couple hours of sleep and it is time to make a Luomo run. When I arrived I sid hello to Sandra and a new lady working the front desk, Marcia. Marcia proceeds to tell me I have a credit there from the guy I brought the table in for....A one hour Super Suite session with the girl of my choice. Nope, not gonna use it today as I am too tired. Got changed and walked into what looked like the American invasion of Iraq. Don, Karl and about 10 of their legion are all there making the garota rounds. I get a few hugs and kisses from some old friends and meet quite a few of the new talent. There are a lot of new faces in Luomo.

``BIA HAS ENTERED`` announced Don! Sure enough, the place is brightened up by her very presence. Her smile, a long hairpiece added and for some reason, she makes a bee line for me with a big hug. This makes lots of points with the new guys. Hell, Iīve only done her once and bought her a few drinks. My buddy DG is with a little spinner Morena. I holler over to him to come here. He answers he is busy. I repeat louder, ``DG, come here....now`` He gets up and saunters over with a noticeable hard on complaining somewhat loudly that I have just disturbed some agressive grabbing under the robe from his little spinner`` DG, meet Bia``, I say. The smile on that lads face was incredible; The stammering from his mouth was emmy material; The next line out of his mouth, ``can you run interference with the other garota for me``....priceless! I said of course, donīt worry about it. I told Bia to make sure she brought her toys and she just giggled and went to change. As DG left for his session Don said, ``So DG is about to be Biaized`` and we both chuckled!

Well, I am there about an hour when in walks a favorita (yeah Mitch---her!) Unfortunately, she has a prearranged session with another guy. She looks over and sees me, comes over and gives me a huge hug and begs me to wait till she is finished.
I am a goner and know it. Sex with this little spinner is awesome and worth the wait.

When we finally get together, it is reunion sex. Both seemingly happy to see one another again, talking about what has been going on in our lives and enjoying the shit out of just being with each other. This was the third time with her and I already knew the Sandman was going to break the 3X rule...oh shit, did I say that???? When I found out she did not have to work the next day, the plans for the evening and following day were made.

We met the next day at the office. A bunch of the guys were making plans and trying to get me to go different places with them. I told Big Al and his buddies about Vips and they were already making plans for an adventure when she arrived....looking like 1.2 million bucks I might add. They all acknowledged their approval and mused their understandings of my prior engagement. After a little refreshment, we made our way back to our apartment.

It was with both apprehension and full of anticipation that I approached this 4X encounter. Itīs been at least....hummm, let me see....(except with Rebecca).....too many years to remember! Even BTG in Cuba, I stopped at 3. God, the next three hours were filled with..oh well, I wonīt give a blow by blow DG method of ``I lapsed to her pulsating labia while undulating my tongue over her clit and inserted an index finger to tap on her writhing G-Spot``...oh well, you get the idea.

After a shower and some food, we decided to check out the presents I had brought. Even though I had purchased small and petites and juniors, nothing fit this tiny lass so it was off to Rio Sul for some shopping. Yep, she took good advantage on my credit card and bought a complete outfit of jeans top and a little cover-up. She also managed a very expensive bottle of perfume. Still, it was fun and I enjoyed being with her. We would laugh and play jokes. She told one clerk I was big Safado (means shameless)(which I kinda liked the monniker...bad boy syndrome).

We went back to the room and took a shower...oops #5 happening...then we made our way to....HER APARTMENT. She told me I was the first amigo that had ever been there but I suspect a good buddy and frequent Rio visitor had been there as well.

We stayed less than an hour and returned to my place. I asked if she wanted to go dancing or to a movie. Nope, just wanted to stay and be with me. Oh shit #6 which is 2X the 3X rule. She left around noon the next day while a bunch of us attended a very special event in Rio. Before the event, a bunch of us were hanging around the office when this real cute little rubia and a friend sit down at a table next to us. Everyone is gawking at her ample bosom and tight little shorts so I decide to swoop over and get her number. She and her freind from Campo and although on the Programma, you could kind of tell she was somewhat inexperienced. She readily gives it to me and I tell her I will call her in 2.5 hours after the event and we will get together. I think it startled some of the guys but was a good lesson for some others.

I promised not to mention the special event on the board but I am sure someone will slip. I also became kind of the appointed photographer but also promised no photos on the board. It was a lot of fun but took up a lot of the afternoon as well. Finally made my call to the new found rubia and we met at the designated rendevous. Unfortunately, her friend was along also. I told her I didnīt want a dupla. She asked if her friend could take a shower and then she would leave. I acquiesced but smelled something fishy. Sure enough, the friend was casing my Apt. My little Rubia was distracting me by removing her clothes (and for those who remember the thread about garotas and Photos) began ````asking me```` to take photos. The friend was taking a long time in the bathroom supposedly taking a shower...but no water running? I made a bee line for the bathroom. She was nowhere near to taking a shower but, my DOP kit was in dissaray. I checked and found nothing missing.

I sent her packing. My little rubia was taking off the remainder of her clothes when I see the red badge of courage attached to her panties (panty liner). Nope, not my gig. I give her 20R and a pack of gum and made plans to see her the next day. I also suggest, I have a lot of friends, why doesnīt she bring some of her friends. She tells me she has several, they are all young (19, 20, 20) and very petite with nice tits. My kinda girls!

Well, the anticipated session cut short,,, what to do. Meet up with the guys and head to Centaurus.

(BTW...forgot to mention. God Father arrived the previous day with with his friend. He is planning for some fun. It is good to see my old friend again)

This was actually my first trip to C. So many mixed reports on the place I was really a little apprehensive. Since it was GFīs first time as well, I thought it would be fun. Actually, about 8 of us went and we were just about the only guys in there when we arrived. DG put the squeeze on the front desk guy. ``No taxi, no Gringo Tax...he was DG and these were his friends`` Guy caved in.

Well guys. I had a good time. Nice place, much nicer rooms than other termas, a bevy of berautiful women, I did not find them overly agressive or pushy for drinks or anything. Had a wonderful 40 minute session with Carla (26, Loria, firm body, natural tits and a BBBJ to die for). Plus a lot of very interesting after session chatting. Yep, Iīll go back because there is a girl named Laura in my gunsights.

Oh well, just got a call from a buddy to meet him with a couple of garotas at the beach. Tough call. Sit here and continue the report to the CH board or go to the beach with a couple of beautiful garotas.......Tought shit guys but there will be a continuation tomorrow.

DG and I are considering our titles:

Is three a crowd?

Three in the Camas?

Three on two power play:

Little hint here! DG got over 47 minutes of video, I took over 100 photos...19, 20 and 20 year olds proudly posing for the camera and videos. CH award winning potential. Wait till you guys see it........we are Safados!

Sandman

Sandman
I am considering nominating you for Hombre of the Year. The ease with which you waltzed your way through the posing session with those 3 was magical. When I hear guys say 'but how do you get them to pose?', I just smile and think about your techniques.
Right now you're still at the beach working on that hardbody you found. Hope you do all right!

This is killing me. Now where's my travel agent's number....

Glad to hear you are having a good time and that your cameras work.

On behalf of my business partners I would like to express my deep comptempt for your stories and the elegant way they are woven. Having passed on this trip, having read this report, and expecting the "secret" to be unvieled soon, I am thoroughly unmotivated at work and intent on joining U for the next one.

Fine work again. FYI, as GF might have mentioned, I'm gonna challenge you for the Ansel Adams award V2003.

DonGringo and Sandman.. good to hear from you two! As I sit here literally planning our next trip to Cuba, I have to read this post and wonder what the F*%$ I'm doing here!!!!! I mean shit, we just spent over a grand at Diamonds on Friday for freaken lap dances!!!!!! Well.. looking forward to some beers when you two get back!!!

HAMMER

Nice senses on the bathroom burglar. There's always a joker in the deck.

I posted this in the message section. I thought I'd post it here as well.

I just wanted to thank you guys for a fun trip to Rio. This trip wasn't break neck pace like my other trips but I had a lot of fun with these guys as usual. You CH members should definitely try to hook up with these guys. I probably won't post an in depth trip report this time but I'd like to point out the following things:
*Listen to Bluestraveller regarding termas. This safado knows his stuff. I'm definitely glad he suggested to go to Centaurus one day. (Even though he suggested to go after 6:30 PM for a better selection). He was totally right although none of us had a difficult time selecting a hottie. Great guy that I wish I spent more time with.

* Sandman and his sidekick DonGringo was a treat to spend time with as usual. Just a super good guy that is a gentleman and fun to talk and be with. DonGringo claims to be a rookie to the hobby but he sure seems to be off to a good start. Good guy that I'm sure I'll see somewhere again.

* SuperJeff is an anomoly. This guy has more true life funny stories than any one guy has a right to have. I always have fun laughing and listening to him. This was his first trip to Brazil and I don't think it will be his last. I think this was my 3rd or 4th trip that I hooked up with him in South America. If you want to laugh your ass off...hook up with him. You won't regret it!

* Hector is a super easy-going intelligent laid back guy. He is living in Rio now and knows alot about the city, apartments, restaurants, etc. He isn't really a "hobbyist". Sure he'll go to the termas once in a while but he is more into Rio for the city and other things it has to offer. I'm positive I'll hook up with him again.

I'll be back in Rio in a little over two weeks. Have fun guys.

Admin: Photos integrated into report