This is just to show you thet everyone can fall off the truck sometimes:

Hector and I decided to take a few hours and relax on the beach. We discussed the prospects of finding a friend but it was not first and foremost on our minds. We walked past Mamaīs (infront of Alcazar) and a little farther past another chairstand. These guys are hawking us to rent from them when I spied the most incredibly delicious blond ass in a string bikini toppled by bulging tits hanging out the side. Mind you, this was a view from behind. Many times the package looks great until you see the face. When she turned around and the front looked better than the back and the face of an ANGEL....I was smitten. I smiled, said hello and asked how she was doing. She smiled and returned the greeting. She was also with a very pregnant friend.

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We decided to take a chair from Mama and established our territory on the beach. We were less than 100 feet from my vision of loveliness. I watched her with interest and finally called over the chair guy. I asked him if she was on the programma and would he ask her if we could join her. He came back in a few minutes and acknowledged she was on the programma and they would be happy to have us join them.

We paid Mama for our chairs and moved to join our new found opportunity. Now guys, Hector deserves many kudos here. He obviously wasnīt going anywhere with this 7 month pregnant friend but he held in there to give me moral support and helped a great with translation. Yep, the Sandman was smitten.

We had a few beers and I suggested lunch....`Not while the sun is still out, she replied`` Hector and I were both getting mixed vibes and were both wondering if she was really a working girl. She was very friendly and whenever she moved her chair to adjust to the angle of the sun, she always encouraged me to move closer to her. She didnīt want me taking pictures of her in her bikini but I snapped off a few anyways and showed them to her. She invited me into the water with her and when her bikini top got mis-adjusted from a wave (exposing her nipple and she had no idea), she thanked me when I moved in front of her and adjusted it (making her aware she was exposed).

We had a very enjoyable afternoon, talked about 1,000 things and spent about 40 Reais on chairs, beers, cokes etc. Not a lot for an afternoon in the company of a 9+ (Hector said she would make a 9.5 but needed a little dental work.) Let me stop once again and mention what a trooper Hector was in this whole event. I tried to pay for the drinks and chairs and dinner but Hector would not hear of it and insisted on paying half even though there was absolutely no future in the pregnant friend.

Godfather and Novia stopped by, we introduced everyone and he pulled me aside and said, ``wow, what a stunner``.. Coming from GF, that is a real accolade.

Sun going down, we retire to the Alcazar and order dinner. She and I both preferred the chicken and she was correcting my pronunciation of some of the menu items. She did not go for the most expensive items and was quite satisfied sharing (because they serve such huge portions).

DG and a few of the guys were remarking how much she looked like Rebecca except better, thinner with firmer boobs and smaller bunda.....I was getting rounds of approvals and a few inquiries for phone number. (.99% of the time, I am happy to oblidge....not with this one.) Her phone number secure in my cell phone, we made a date for 8:00 to meet at Alcazar. 8:15, not there yet. I pacify myself with ,``itīs Brazilian time``...8:30, 8:45, 9:00....no show. I call and her cell is not turned on. I join the guys at Teraco Atlantico but about every 10 minutes walk back to Alcazar to see if she may have arrived. DG, BT and a few of the guys are getting verbally worried about me. None have ever seen me in such a stupor over a girl. I told them it did not happen often.

Next morning I have a friend call her. She agrees to meet me but has class between 7-9 that evening. She no showed because she spoke no English and had no idea what she would do in that kind of situation. He also finds out.......she is not on the programma.

Delima here. I have 3 days left in Rio. Yeah, Iīm open to making the investment to meet this regular girl with only a 50/50 chance of anything happening. Well, the guys finally convince me a Terma run to 4X4 is in order. DG keeps telling me he is astounded to see me acting this way.

I see my lovely favorita in 4X4 and all is melted. Sure, the little angel would have been a prize and a trophy. She could even probably get me to move to Rio if I were given even the slightest inclination that there was a possibility.....Reality is a far stronger slap in the face. Do what you came here for. You can always call her on the next trip at the beginning of your visit. Leave behind an appropriate message and an intended return date.

At 4X4 Hector asks for her number...I smile. True monger. I may give it to him but only if he agrees to help me work on her for my return visit.

So, what are we doing today.......VIPs fiesta.

Sandmanwithpangsinhisheartoveranonprogrammagirl-

Cross-eyed, furrowed brow, fidgeting, lack of ability to concentrate...
Classic blue balling !
I am not used to seeing ya that way Sandman
Glad you recovered so well
DG
PS
Don't let this happen to you guys.

chain-smoking?

Mitch...Yep!

I know this was a setup for wife #1's number huh???? a big titted blonde angel on the beach not really on the program!!!..nice try sandmanwithbullshitinhiswords

Man. I still remember that girl. I stopped by on the way to the beach with my girlfriend but I still remember that girls tits. WOWWWWW! Her body was great and her face was angelic. I didn't see her teeth but I'm not sure if it would be a deal breaker. I love good teeth but probably would have made an exception. I did kind of wonder if she was a program girl when I saw her with her VERY pregnant girlfriend.

I saw Sandman the next day and he was still bummed about this girl. Pretty girls can do that to a guy. I hope you don't lose hope Sandman. There is always the next trip where you can win her over.

Sandman is right about Hector. This is a class act guy. Not many of you horny bastards would have stuck it out in this situation. Ha, ha. Anyway that girl was a real cutie. One of the cutest girls I've seen in Rio. Sandman knows how to pick them.

GodfatherwhowisheshewasstillinRioandwillbebackin2weeks

Layne is having a hard time accepting the fact that someone can look more like Rebecca than Rebecca. TRUST ME, Layne - this chick was dynamite. All day Sandman was calling me saying "You should swing by the beach to see what I found" hahaha. What a prize.

I hope Hector can close the deal.

We're counting on ya Hector - let me know when you get her working the program and I will book the next flight

Don

Layne,

Ya know man, I realize it must be difficutlt for you to believe I can chat up a beautiful 19 year old that is not on the Programma much less spend 6 hours with her on the beach.

BUT THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED!

Found out the next day she didn't show because she didn't speak any English.

Oh and DG, Sandman has not given up yet (nor given in to Hector even though he is a great buddy for doing what he did) Remember the little girl our buddy from Houston fished out of the snake pit? The one who spoke perfect English, Japanese, Port. and Spanish. Well, I have already employed her this morning to make contact with the angel on my behalf, explain the misunderstanding and help me set up a date in the future. This saga has not ended.

GF-The teeth were not bad by Rio standards. They just were not perfect whick kept Hector from giving her a perfect 10.

Hector, I may have you meet with her just to break the ice for me but if ya touch her, I'll call my favela buddies and offer $100R's for a slow series of broken noses...ha ha. Who knows, maybe she has a beautiful friend that isn't pregnant. If nothing else, Rich will go with the pregnant girl.......LOL


Sandman

I believe you guys..(my friend in ohio said you were very attractive)..I will look for her then(she should be easy to spot on the beach)hmmm blonde, big tits and an angel face...VERY rare in Rio... and I help you out all I can when I get there very SOON....I will talk you up as much as I possibly can and I promise not to tell her the expensive perfume went to rebecca and not her!

This is exactly why you should NOT learn portuguese beyond the monger level...you could fall in love(lust) down there and you would be in trouble all the time with women...

There's a monger level of Portuguese?

Sim-Abreto vocer pernas...he he!

sandman

PS-Gee, thanks Layne. What a guy.....I am sure I could trust you not to wrangle her into your stable of wives in Rio......YEAH...Right!

Finding her would be like finding a needle in a stack of needles....thank goodness.

Yuo will see the body but not the face. Hope to post today.

sandman

Wow, big part missing on this report;

Later that night we were all sitting around the snake pit at Teraco when I spied this real cutie standing just outside the row of bushes on the street. What I really spied were her ample bosoms spilling out the top of her blouse. I smiled and invited her to join us. Real short, maybe 5'0", tight firm little body and tits to die for. We got along quite well and after about 30 minutes of banter, we were on our way to my room. I had made sure photos were included in the negotiations. I also checked her ID real closely and made sure she was over 18. She was 20 but had this real baby face on her. We got into the room and she asked for the money up front. Bad sign. I told her no, I would pay her when we finished. We finally settled on a 50/50 but i held onto her ID just in case (not a bad idea for those of you who may be going there for the first time and don't want to wake up the next morning to find your wallet missing).

Anyway, we put on some music and I grabbed my trusty Casio. At first, she did not want any pictures of her face. Within 5 minutes, she was showing all and getting into posing. After every shot, she wanted to see the results and tried harder on the next pose to be more alluring and sexy. I think she accomplished her goal.

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Anyway, she was a small girl in more ways than just her height. Took a lot of lube and she loved the VivaGel. Not the greatest sex I have ever had but very playful and a lot of fun. I love it when girls dance naked on the bed for me.

We even got into a little promo material for the Kama Sutra massage oil. Highlight was that DG got to join us for that portion. At first she didn't want to bare her tits with him there but I said he was my amigo and it was OK. I think DG liked what he saw of her. Now, he gets to see the rest of the package. She left with the rest of her money and a few parting gifts. I actually called her back and did a repeat with her on my last night in Rio. Even more fun the second time around.

Sandman

hey did you ever get to see patricia from antigo? no way you could pass those up...I can not if she is still there

"I see my lovely favorita in 4X4 and all is melted."

Reminds me of a line from Electric Ladyland: ``I taste the honey from a flower named Blue, way down in California - And New York melts as we held hands."

Sandman, It was rude, plain and simple, for her to no-show that first night. She could of at least called you. Rude, rude, rude.

Layne...nope. Never got to do Patricia at RA but planning on it in the future. Just gotta get those mounds in my hands.

Dean, after finding out she is not on the programma and embarrassed that she spoke no English but still agreed to meet me after her class, I figured there may be a future here.

I'll keep everyone posted with progress through my newly hired interpreter.

Sandman

The look on SuperJeff's face was priceless when he came over to Alcazar and saw Sandman sitting next to his supergatinha and me sitting next to her very pregnant friend. I think he arrived just at the point her gravida (pregnant) friend had me put her hand on her stomach to feel the baby kick. Superjeff just kind of looked at me with the expression, which I confirmed later, of "Well... hey man, different strokes..." without knowing that I had no intention to do anything with that young mother-to-be and baby but feed them.

Sandman, I think I will steer clear of this girl if you think you are going to try and see here the next time you are here. I won't even look for her as I run by that part of the beach in the morning.

(Message edited by hector on May 02, 2003)

No No No Hector.

If you see her tell her I am sorry for the misunderstanding. Tell her that her beach chair Amigo had told me she was on the programma and had misguided me.

Also, tell her I am coming back down soon and will be in contact with her to take her out to dinner and dancing. Tell her I am very interested in getting to know her.

I figure a two pronged attack might get her interest level up a little.

I am going for it buddy and need all the help I can get.

"I am going for it buddy and need all the help I can get."

If anyone will need help my friend, it's gonna be her in resisting the full-on Sandman blitz!

Admin: Photos integrated into report

AWESOME photos Sandman
First, the blonde at the beach is stunning. I sincerely hope you are able to follow up on that

Second, the tripla pics document what a blast it was having those three in the room. I was rockhard during that media session.

Finally, Contancia looks GOOD. Sort of a closet spinner really. Nice tits!

DonGringo

Sandman

1. you have two prongs you are going to attack her with?

2. that full-body wetsuit looks kind of hot.

hehe,
s.

Darth Vader got nothin on Sandman in that beach photo

May the force be with you, Sandman

Hector,

Oh my god. I wasn't there that day when SuperJeff saw you and Sandman with that pregnant girl. You and I both know that SJ isn't shy. I would pay good money to see the look on his face. Ha, ha. I'm looking forward to seeing you again next week.

Godfather

I am too! I need someone to keep me out of trouble!