Sorry for the delay in getting the second report out. I should have a third report out when I get back to San Diego... (prog)


7 September, 2001 (Friday) PATTAYA

This was a day of rest. After saying goodbye to Jai I had breakfast at the hotel. They had a daily 99 Baht ($2.00 USD)“All-U-Can-Eat” Breakfast/Brunch that ran from 9:00 AM until 3:00 PM. It had a little bit of everything: Thai, European, English/Australian, and American. A nice deal and the food was good. Spent the rest of the day walking around town. The temperature is much warmer and humid here than it was in Bangkok. I noticed that although the city was a bit worn down it still was relatively clean. None of the A-Gogo bars seemed to be open at noon but the beerbars were. Absolutely no decent action going on at this time of day. I did notice a few freelancers along the beachfront. I’m pretty sure the really cute ones were Kaytoes (transvestites). It’s hard to notice at first but I kept remembering what a friend told me: “There’s no such thing as a six foot Thai woman”. Other ways to tell were the feet and angular features around their face. The Kaytoes were also much more aggressive at getting customers. I read too many posts about freelancers so I opted to stay away from them.

NOTE: If you do decide to take a freelancer back to your hotel you can register them as a “guest”. By doing this they have to produce identification. Registering a girl as a guest is not a requirement at the Penthouse Hotel but if things go BAD you will at least have a record of whom the girl was. The Thai tourist police can provide some assistance but this is more of a message to the girl not to rip you off.

NOTE: On the other hand: If you bad service from a bargirl you can go back to the club and talk to the mamasan. Doesn’t mean you’ll get back the money you gave the girl but I’ve heard that this does happen from time to time. In most cases you’ll get the barfine money back.

I headed back to the hotel and caught up on some correspondence and got some shuteye. I woke up late in the evening and headed out for a couple of beers. I met a pretty girl at Misty’s A-Gogo and barfined her, but only to have dinner. Afterwards I walked her back to the club. Then the rain came down – holy shit. When it rains here it POURS. She asked me to come back the next night and barfine her again… Probably won’t.


8 September, 2001 (Saturday) PATTAYA

Woke up around mid-morning and headed down to the hotel restaurant for the same 99 Baht breakfast. Spent most of the day doing some shopping for friend’s back home. Later on in the afternoon I took a walk along the beachfront. Many freelancers propositioned me. Many were definitely under 18 - I passed on their offers. I did spot one of those Russian women I’d been reading about but at 2000 Baht for ST I declined… she was kind of cute though. Around 6:30 PM I took a chance at Cat’s A-Gogo. After all - it is part of the hotel. A cute little thing sat down besides me. She couldn’t have been older that 17 or 18. She knew hardly any English but when she asked me to buy her a ladydrink I said yes. She then said she had to leave for a second. She didn’t come back for another 30 minutes (2 beers later)! I was pissed. I paid my bar tab but refused to pay for her drink. I headed over to Bubbles A-Gogo. Very hot girls here. As I walked in I saw a naked girl running around the bar with a drink in her hand. She would tap the glass on every table. She would also touch each girl she saw. This continued for about 4 trips around the bar, then she tossed the drink out into the street – very entertaining. Apparently this ritual happens in all the bars and is done for good luck. I stayed for two drinks then headed over to Rodeo A-Gogo. The girls were very nice here as well. I had just finished my beer when a “Tequila girl” came to my table. All the bars have a girl that walks around with a tequila bottle strapped to her side. You can take a shot or buy her a shot for 100 Baht. This is cost is separate from your bar bill. I declined a shot but bought her one. This tequila girl had, by far, the sexiest body I’d seen in Thailand! She pointed at the girls dancing and asked me which one I wanted to barfine. I looked at the dancers then back at her. I said, “I want you”! She said agreed. The barfine here was 500 Baht and her tip was 2000 Baht. WELL WORTH EVERY BAHT. Her name was Yord and she was #7. Her English was extremely bad. We headed over to Walking Street and played pool for awhile. Afterwards we walked across the street to the Dollhouse Disco and watched some Thai boxing. Around midnight we headed back to the Rodeo A-Gogo. She wanted to talk to some of her friends there. I had to be very careful not to seem like a “Cheap Charlie” but also didn’t want to blow another 1000 Baht just on lady drinks. Overall I think I succeeded. I spent around 450 Baht by the time we left. We headed back to the hotel. By this time it was 1:30 AM. I figured I would be good for maybe one or two romps before sleep but this girl would not allow this. Our first session I felt like Superman (took about 25 minutes before I popped). After our first session she let me rest exactly ONE MINUTE before getting me going again. It was tough but I was up to the task. LoL! We ordered a late night dinner but before the meal arrived we did it again. Okay, this is now 3 sessions in less than 2 hours. Oh, did I mention this girl loved giving BBBJs? She also wanted to have sex without a condom so it was awkward at times to explain that I wanted to wear one. Dinner arrived and she ate like a horse but as my good friend Empthemius would point out – this was always a good sign. She also fed me. “Friends” was on the TV and she kept looking at me funny as I laughed (Sorry guys - I love that show). After dinner we jumped back into bed. I thought I would now get some shuteye. Wrong! She started at it again with another awesome BBBJ. She also liked to tongue kiss. We finished perrito style. She woke me up at 5:00 AM to get her some bottled water. After the water came she attacked me again! Okay – this is 5 times so far. I went to sleep – in hopes of getting at least 5 more hours of sleep. She woke at 9:00 AM and took a shower. She jumped back in bed still wet and we did it for a sixth and final time – THANK GOD. Afterwards she dressed. She wanted me to barfine her again but I just don’t think I could do another set like that two nights in a row. I paid the tip, sent her on her way, and attempted to get more sleep.


9 September, 2001 (Sunday) PATTAYA

I slept most of the day today. In the later afternoon I took a stroll along the beachfront. Saw the same freelancers. It’s a shame the Thai government can’t do more about these underage girls. If I had to guess I’d say the average girl was 14 to 16 years of age. The rain had started to come down so I went back to the hotel to get my umbrella. I grabbed a Baht bus and headed over to Classroom 2 on Soi 2 in North Pattaya. Until now all my mongering activities had concentrated on the South side of Pattaya. There were some cute girls but none that really stuck out. I walked back to familiar territory and scouted some more beer bars. By this time it was 6:30 PM. There were thousands of girls but hardly any Farang customers. If you’re not careful these girls’ will mob you. Once back at Pattayaland 2 I decided I’d do a second night with Yord. She was happy to see me and we stayed awhile. I barfined her at 9:00 PM and we headed over to Best Friend Beer Bar on Beach Road. We sat at the same bar I had gone to my first night with Jai. Jai’s friend, Nani, remembered me and gave me a nice hug. She also slipped her hand over my ass and gave it a nice squeeze. The three of us partied a few more hours. Yord really hit it off with Nani and asked if I would barfine her so we could go party some more then have a late dinner. I agreed but kept in mind how much extra money I was willing to spend on two girls.

NOTE: Buying lady drinks is probably the quickest way to blow your money. Be careful when one girl asks you to barfine another. You will soon find yourself depleted of most of your funds.

The Nani’s barfine was 200 Baht. We headed back to Rodeo and played pool upstairs. While Yord was in the restroom Nani approached me and told me that she wanted me as well tonight. Man, what a predicament to get myself into! Yord was so dam beautiful but Nani was pretty hot for a woman her age. Nani is 42 but looked no older than 30. After a few more beers I asked Nani what she thought about doing a threesome. She said she’d like that very much but I had to ask Yord what she thought about it. Yord agreed but I sensed she was a bit apprehensive about the whole idea. Nani worked on her (pep talks) for the next couple hours. We had a late dinner and headed back to the room. As Yord was taking a shower Nani immediately pulled my shorts down and started me off with a BBBJ. She stopped as Yord opened the bathroom door. When Nani went to shower Yord and I kissed.

NOTE: I HAVE NOT BEEN VERY IMPRESSED WITH HOW THAI WOMEN KISS. THEIR HEARTS SEEM IN IT BUT THEY JUST CAN’T SEEM TO GET IT RIGHT.

After Nani came out of the shower Yord looked at us both and said she wanted to go home – DAMIT! I had a feeling this wasn’t going to work. I gave her 1000 Baht anyway and sent her on her way.

NOTE: If you want a threesome always let the girls pick. I fell into the same trip most guys fall into – Getting two girls in bed with you is not like going to a shopping center and picking two girls out. There has to be good chemistry. Even though these girls are pros doesn’t mean they’ll do anything. You can get anything – you just have to find the right girl(s).

As soon as I closed the door Nani stripped me bare and took me into the bathroom and cleaned me up. We had several nice sessions before going to sleep. I think it was about 3:00 AM by this time. We woke at 11:00 AM and had one more session. Nani took a shower then went back to sleep. It took me another 2 more hours to finally get her out of my room. Since I hadn’t discussed how much for her for the night I paid her 1500 Baht. She seemed happy and told me to stop by the beerbar later.


10 September, 2001 (Monday) PATTAYA

After saying goodbye to Nani I spent most of the day on the beach. I rented a scooter for 600 Baht and cruised around town for awhile. Did some email and took care of some laundry. Since this was going to be my last night I decided not to barfine anyone. Didn’t work out that way… I stopped by Nani’s bar around 8:00 PM. Spent a few hours chatting with her. Her family had come out to visit so she asked me if she could spend the night with me since her place would be packed with people. I told her I’d barfine her but didn’t want boom-boom since I had to leave the next day. She understood and told me that I didn’t have to barfine her because she was getting off early that day anyway. I left before she got off and left her name at the reception desk. Nani showed up around midnight. I let her in but went back to sleep. She woke me up a few minutes later with a nice massage. She flipped me over and finished me off with a nice BBBJ.


11 September, 2001 (Tuesday) PATTAYA

I woke up early in the morning with Nani stroking me. She then plopped on top and finished me off. She left around 9:00 AM. This gave me enough time to pack and eat before my driver arrived to take me to BKK for my flight to Manila. The shuttle cost was only 1100 Baht, plus the toll fee (120 Baht). The flight took off on time at 3:00 PM.

(prog)

prog, very impressive. Sounds like you really hit pay dirt with the gal that wouldn't leave you alone for a single minute.

Not surprised about the "issue" on the threesome. As you point out, you really need to pick them both up together so you/they know beforehand. Even then, it may not be the dream threesome.

One thing you haven't mentioned is the massage parlors. Did you go to any during your travels ?

I know you travel alot. Let me know if you are planning a stopover in Amsterdam sometime in the next six months. I have a free ticket to London and will likely do a 4 or 5 night stint in Amsterdam.

Buick,

Haven't done any MPs yet. That's on today's agenda. I did make a round at Eden Club... What an experience that was. Will make mention of it in Part 3... (prog)

Buick,

I did have several trips planned to Amsterdam. One was going to be in a couple of weeks. I was going to layover there before going to the Middle East. That trip has been cancelled for obvious reasons. The second trip was going to be New Years. I may cancel that one so that I have enough vacation days to spend a couple of weeks in Angeles City this Feb. As soon as I get back to the USA I'll know more. I leave BKK on the 20th. BTW - You'll like my Philipiines trip report. AC is definately my choice over Thailand. Should have it done by the time I get back to San Diego... (prog)

Progman,

Have you checked your return trip reservations?

If I recall correctly, you're going to the PI before returning home. Don't remember which airline you're on.

Hope you're trip remains fun and safe.


StrikeEagle

SE,

I'm confirmed on Thai Airways to return on the 20th. Had a blast here. TJ just won't be the same again... (prog)

Progman

PI (Angeles) better than Thailand? Looking forward to your report. I have been to Thailand a few times but never been to PI. I was always worried about AC having nothing to do in the day time, bad food, hotel, etc.

During September, BKK/pattaya should be really quiet. During the week, the ratio of girls to guys is at least 10 to 1 in Pattaya.


Gilbert

Gilbert,

I've already posted the report... (prog)

prog - i walked by Eden but never made it in there. i knew i messed up by not going in. glad you fit that into your schedule. i thought i did well but you've made me jealous !!!!!

i'm thinking of making a TJ run in October. i'll let you know the dates - perhaps we can discuss our travels in a nice booth at CC over a beverage (and then part ways as we head upstairs !!!!).

Buick,

Eden Club was awesome. Marc, the owner, will ask you if it's your first time. If so the first drink is on the house, then he shows you the pricing chart. The funny part about this place is the yellow line across one of the tables - The girls on the left do anal and the girls on the right do not. You pay after you're done and then only if satisfied. You get 90 minutes to cum as often as you can (The girls will really help you out in this area). I nutted three times - no problem!

Will look at my schedule and see if I can make a TJ run then. Will be fun to compare notes... (prog)

Prog:

great stuff:


Wonder if they ever heard of the over the line turniment?

prog,

My Lord, don't tell me anymore about Eden !!!!!

It is obvious that the "attitude" in Eden is well above 10 on the 1 - 10 scale. I'm supposed to be back in the area in November. Can't wait to log in some notes on my visit to THE CLUB !!!!

Tentative plan for TJ right now is Friday, October 12th. I'll keep you posted via e-mail. If we miss each other, we'll "hook" up sooner or later.

have a good one.

Buick,

I'll be down in TJ on the 12th, as well as, the 19th. Drop me an email so we can hook up... (prog)

lazonaman@yahoo.com