Well, my buddy DG was in and out of the dumptster with the wifey situation. I am not one to jump in the middle of a persons personal life and you guys were giving him some pretty sage advice. I guess just being a good listner without trying to judge or give advice was a pretty good elixir for my pal.

Anyway, I had arranged for Rubia to invite several of her friends to Alcazar that day. The gang was at the ``office`` when she and two of her amigas arrived. Now, Rubia is a pretty cute garota with a smoking body, but the little blond was a true spinner. The little mulatta wasn´t the most beautiful but had a very outstanding rack on her. DG is all smiles over the blond and I am planning a fun little session with the Rubia. What to do with the mulatta. There sits Big Al, bags packed for the airport and wondering how to spend his final day. I kind of made the suggestion that the Mulatta looked very much like the little babysitter you saw when you came home after a night out with the wifey. The poor guys eyes lit up and the mind began spinning. Then I said, ``we could always get her a little plaid short skirt, white cotton blouse and some white bobby socks``. He just said sold. Well, we had a three on three. Photos had been pre-negotiated as part of our package.

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We hung around for a few more minutes finishing our food and conversations. Alas, Big Al was short on Reais and even though I offered to cover, he really wnted to spend his final day with his wifey (of the week).

We made offers to the others sitting at the tables but everyone had plans. I smiled at DG, leaned over to my rubia and said, ``FESTA``. She smiled back and acknowledged her approval.

DG and I arrive in the room, break a little ice with the girls and rubia starts taking off her clothes. Her ample rack was making DG´s eyes water. Well, Mulatta and Loria are not to be outdone. Mulatta takes off her top and loria pulls down her blouse. Loria originally looked like she had kinda small tits but they turned out to be beautiful. Mulatta had huge mammaries. (See DG´s day 3 and 4 for a sample photo.

At first they were a little shy about the photos but the more they got into it, the more fun they began having. DG quickly switched to video and I was taking stills. After about 40-50 shots and about 15 minutes of vids, we asked them to pose natural. Like giving a kid a bag of candy with a bunch of his friends around. They were actually competing to see who could pose the best.

I guess DG is going to scoop me on the photos but we will collaborate. Again, I go back to a recent thread about Garotas and photos. These girls were actually asking us to take more. We put down the camera and video and they just kept posing and asking us to, ``take this pose``; ``how do you like this shot?``; ``Isn´t this a cute pose?`` The smiles emanating from my buddys face told me his thoughts were not on wifey. His other head was talking.

What ensued was another cornerstone in the wall of life for DG and myself. Now, we had spent 11 days together in a small RV in Cuba but we always had our separate camas and a small amount of privacy. I was putting my camera away and I turn around and DG has the Loria spread eagle on the bed drilling out her eyeballs. The Rubia still has a touch of her period but the Mulatta in on full flow. DG says he can drill right through that problem. He takes Mulatta and Rubia, Mulatta is giving him a full on BBBJ while Rubia is sucking his balls. I have the Loria pinned on her back and am enjoying those small but very perky (and I might add....incredibly sensitive) tits. She also responded nicely to the application of Vigel and had this huge shit eating grin on her face.

Rubia departs DG´s loins while Mulatta is (as Clarence Carter would say) STROKIN......she be STROKIN; STROKIN to the EAST and STROKIN to the WEST...

I decide to pull Rubia down and just impale her. I get near her and she said those wonderful words guys all over the world love to hear....``GRANGE´´. DG starts laughing and I am on a mission...to enter this lovely. Not to be on this occasion. Every time I got the head in she would wince. Now, I am nowhere in a league with my buddy KickStand but this just was not going to happen. Enough! I switched condoms, grabbed the loria and started an invasion of Brazil. Tight, tight tight is all I can say. I didn´t last long. DG on the other hand was having a little trouble with the ``all hands on deck...er...dick`` and was probably letting his mind wander a little too much. He excused himself to his Apt. next door and took a little bathroom relief. He called me and said he wanted the Loria solo in his room. HELL, I had three naked Garotas standing there wanting to know what was going on. I explained, Loria wrapped a towel around herself and joined DG in his room. I am still sitting in my place with two naked garotas lavishing in their supple young bodies while my buddy is...let´s see how he would put it, ``practicing his swordsmanship on the papaya of a lovely loria``

They departed with some Reais and some presents and DG and I spent the next hour.....reviewing the 47 minutes of video he had taken. Oh BTW, DG left the video on in stealth mode during our little Festa. Now, we are not going to attempt to post the XXX rated portions and I´ll leave the editing magic up to DG. Suffice to say.....yeah....my biddy was smiling again.

A quick little respite at the office and it is off to Luomo. I have a Super Suite freebie burning a hole in my pocket and a prearranged Dupla with my favorita at Luomo and her Amiga. DG joined me but he was more interested in a Massage, a steam and maybe a littly playing.

Lahine was already there and began warming me up for the Dupla. Favorita was running late but when she came in, I suddenly had two garotas grinding their asses into my crotch. God Father, Super Jeff and four or five others came into the place and all came by to say hello. One garota walked over to our group, looked at me and said, ``you have a lot of friends!`` GF made the connection and luahged. Yeah, I thought, I do have a lot of friends and very damn happy I do. Great bunch of guys.

Well, we were either going to the SuperSuite or I was going to lose it right there on the bar stool. Off they went to change and I sat there scoping out my fellow Hombres in various stages of entering Valhalla with their swords in (someones) hand. I just chuckled to myself and thanked the lord for Rio.

Two smiling faces, four alluring eyes were beckoning me from the hallway. I strolled across the room like the bull heading to the Hefer pin. Yeah, super Sandman...right! These garotas proceeded to absofuckinglyloutely devestate me. There were tits and asses, mouths and pussys, condoms on and off. Better than any ride at Disney World. After about 40 minutes I couldn´t stand it any longer. Afterwards, we had some drinks brought in and they wiped the sweat from my body with the towels in the room. We laughed and grabbed ass with each other until the phone rang. They quickly began getting dressed and I stood up to do the same. My knees and legs were wobbling. I took a drink of water and steadied my self.

We left and I went to take a shower. Stood in there for 15 minutes alternating hot and cold to try and rcover my mind. Took a short steam and another cold shower. OK..I am ready for prime time again. DG had left to visit the hinterlands (and possibly wifey) and I sat there in the bar and chatted with the guys for a few minutes. Nearly 8:00PM. I guess I´ll go back to my place, take a little nap and plan to fish one out of Help later in the evening.

My head hits the pillow and the next thing I know, DG is ringing my doorbell at 11:00. Beers in hand we chat for a few and begin to make plans. His cell phone rings and wifey is downstairs. He leaves to meet her and we agree to meet at Help at 12:00. At 9:00 AM the next morning, I open my eyes having slept the best part of 13 hours (normal is 5-6 hours per night). Damn it, I did it again....forgot to eat!

The babe at the beach....or how to lose ones heart, head and money.....next episode!

Man, just when I think I'm getting good at this, you gotta go and ruin it by outdoing yourself. Thank god you slept thru the nite so as to give us mortals some sense that we might one day replicate these feats. It's funny, but the only time I EVER use my alarm is to wake up from early evening naps.

Can't wait to see the video.

Damn,

It's hard to keep up with you two. Enjoyed the posts, keep them coming.

Moondog

Three more reasons to return to Rio.

Roadglide

When I grow up I want to be just like you.

IF I grow up, I want to be like you.

Y'know, I've always measured my progress in life by conventional means: income, job title, # of beers i can drink. Maybe I oughta rethink things. Going forward, my new benchmark will be mongering prowess and my goals will be...

Godfather - 3yrs
UWPhoto - 4yrs
Bwana - 5 yrs
Sandman - 10yrs
Kickstand - NEVER

Too funny! I've had the good fortune to know all of you personally (Seaman, UWPhoto, Bwana, Sandman and Kickstand) and you guys are pretty much in the same category. Sandman is in a league of his own when it comes to hobbying.

It's funny watching each guy over time. Not sure I can keep up the pace of the past but I hope I'm always hobbying with good guys like you all.

Until the next time.

Godfather

You guys just don't know what a friggin mentor Sandman is. When I was rebounding, he didn't offer a lot of advice. Talk is cheap after all. Better than advice, he took ACTION. And he did so by arranging a TRIPLA (that's one more than a dupla hahaha). Way to go buddy! THANKS!!

DG

Hey Dg, what are buddys for. A tripla with videos. Does that make it a cornerstone in that wall of life or what! I know you worked about 2 hours on the flight home last night so let's give the lads a look today. I'll be inserting photos into the body of my reports later today.

GF-You are way too kind and overly humble my friend. I still say I just prefer to troll with you and take your discards....remember Alexia? I am so glad her teeth were not perfectly straight! And, quite honestly, I am not sure I could ever keep up with UW and that madman-monger Kickstand. Damn, UW thinks nothing of going 5-6 times a day and KS just ruins them for the rest of us.

Hope to be back soon;

sandman

You guys are killing me.

I may have my "gift" but that's the ONLY thing I have over you bastards. I can't walk into a terma without some cutie asking me about GF. Seaman, need we mention Montreal? And if I could EVER get my hand on UWPhoto's little black book.... the girls he knows....

AND I have YET to meet anyone than can touch the Sandman when it comes to sheer "smoothness". Most of the world thinks Eminem is great rapper...shit. I spend most of the time in Sandman's presence saying "DAMN! I wish I'd said that!" By then, all I can see is a trail of women's underwear heading to his current place of residence.

Face it: you gotta love a guy that can convince a FEMALE customs agent that the dildo she's TALKING INTO is a microphone.

Hey...maybe there should be a "Sandman Silver Tongue Award"?

Kick Stand

ROTFLMAO...ha ha ha ha ha ha. UR 2 much KS. Now, lets talk about the little cutie on round 2 at Vips who told me I didn't have a chance if I couldn't "measure up to you"...he he! Measure.....hell,I only need a ruler; you need a tape measure.

Hope we can get together in late May buddy!

Sandman

Sandman, if you were really to live up to the hype, you'd join me in Rio from 5/23-5/31. Line baited, hook set, time to reel in?

Seaman,

You know I'm working on extending my stay. But, I gotta see how this work thing goes. Until that is clear, I can't plan much past the time I already have off.

Maybe if you all join hands and sing a rousing chorus of Heavy D's "Mr. Big Stuff", the fates may yet smile upon my visage.

Sandman - He's calling you out. Shouldn't be a problem for you, though. Hell, You're the reason Sade wrote "Smooth Operator". HA!!

Kick Stand

Seaman-oh ya bastard. You must have re-read the Cuba report and the contest with the young Italian dudes at Rosalia De Castro. I love a challenge! I may even beat you there to ...ummmm set the stage so to speak.

Gauntlet thrown. Working on dates and itineraries. SP, Rio, BA. Also working on a meeting under different circumstances with my beach angel......

Sandman

Ok Seaman-Gauntlet returned. Let's do GF's party in BA on the 24th and I'll return to Rio with you through the 30th. I'll even come into Rio on the 22nd and fly with you to BA on the 24th.

Challenge countered!....
Me arrive rio 22nd;
You arrive Rio-23rd
Both of us BA 24th
Return Rio 25th-30th
Vips party with 6:2 garota to guy ratio;
We both take photos and post;
Fellow Hombres judge;

Accept?


Sandman

Admin: Photos integrated into report

Sandman:

Three words: Tripla, yum yum.

It's early Sat. morning as a I read this, and after viewing those pics I can feel my circulation coming back. I feel like Grasshopper, in Kung Fu, after reading that report and viewing those photos.

Damn. What a challenge thrown out there Sandman. I predict Seaman stays in Rio and spends most of his days in the termas. I predict he makes a trip to Vip's.

The more the merrier in Buenos Aires. It's a bit more slow paced than the non-stop action of Rio but still alot of fun to be had in a way classier city. There is a good line-up for that weekend and arrangements are being made as we speak. I plan on getting plenty of everyone's favorite drinks and we'll probably try a new restaurant in Palermo. Some dudes are bringing dates to the get together and dinner but the rest of us horny bastards will fly solo so we can hit all the clubs.

I may definitely live it up this trip. I may have to go on "lock down" trips wise after this trip. Too many trips for a 12 month period.

Sandman - Play with fire...get burned. I'll take one from Column B (triplas!) but decline Column A (BA). After a short rio visit in March, I want a more relaxed pace this time. Plus, I've dropped spanish for portuguese (lesson 29 today).

Do your duty as monger role model and make an appearance in BA. Then lets enjoy triplas in Rio. I'll even keep my dirty slimy meat hooks off 4x4 favorita. Esta bem?

Well buddy, BA is looking tough. Have been in touch with beach babe and all misunderstandings have been resolved. She was actually hoping I would follow-up and was excited when she got my translators call.

Now, we'll still get our tripla in....don't worry.

Working on finalizing plans as this is being written.

Oh...I hope I do get burned......by a three on match he he he.

Sandman -

Great. Lets do BA another trip.

I'm arriving 5/23 in the morning a staying at The Artist's apartment in copa. Looking forward to my next set of monger lessons from you highness. Having completed all of my fist semester (viagara, freelancer pick-ups, VIPs parties, terma politics, dupla positions, bubble bath operations), I think my curriculum oughta be...

Sociology 201: Triplas (special seminars on sisters, cousins, interracial)
Engineering 203: Pocket Rockets, Dildos and Microphones
Chemistry Lab: Vigel and Related Substances
Humanities 301: Hot International (book coming next week) and Pimsleur 31-60.

Eu vou estudar muito esta noite com minha amiga brasileira nova aqui.