| By PoohBear on Saturday, May 03, 2003 - 06:13 pm: Edit |
(Warning: Those guys who don’t like to read about another mans unit should not read this post. You know who you are Rich and Mitch)
About one year ago, I was surfing one of my favorite video sites when I read the story of how one gentleman greatly enhanced the quality of his orgasms. He maintained that he was able to increase the number of ‘ropes’ or ejaculates from 5 to as much as 10 and even 12 shots. The significance of this fact is that the orgasm lasts twice as long, and can be much more powerful and intense. This was on an amateur video porn site, and his text was written in response to the onslaught of questions asking how he could possibly manage to shoot so many times during the money shot of his clip. Very impressive stuff.
Intrigued, I immediately began following his advice.
1. Try to drink a gallon of water every day (not beer guys – WATER)
2. Eat lots of papaya to improve the quality and taste
3. Take the below herbs religiously
4. Reduce the amount of red meat and processed sugars in your diet (good idea anyways)
5. Be sure to take 500mg+ of pure saw palmetto extract daily. This stuff is the best thing for the prostate gland.
Herbs:
Tribulus Terrestris extract (aerial),
L-Arginine Base,
Korean Ginseng,
Maca (Lepidium meyenii) (root),
Orchic Substance,
Epimedium Sagitatum extract (aerial),
Yohimbe Extract (Pausinystalia yohimba)(bark),
Muira Puama (aerial),
Avena Sativa extract (aerial),
Zinc Gluconate-200% DV,
Ginkgo Biloba extract (leaf),
Saw Palmetto (Serona repens) (berries),
Niacin-150% DV,
Copper Gluconate-200% DV,
Octacosonal,
Thymus Gland.
The results took a month or two to notice, but have been dramatic. Not only have I enjoyed some tremendously improved climaxes, the quality of the sex has improved as well.
During one dupla in Solarium, I was both incredibly turned on and well-hydrated, having consumed 19 bottles of water by 4 pm that day. Our dupla was great fun as both my hostesses remained focused on fucking my brains out. When I couldn’t take it anymore, I pulled off the rubber and let ‘er fly.
The one closest to me was sitting with her tits right adjacent to me. I popped the first shot on her chest before aiming at the garota beside her. She recoiled in horror as round 2 spurted on her collarbone, and wiggled back against the mirrored wall to get out of the way. Round 3 went back on the closer garota, who held fast and took it well! Pointing back at the further target, number 4 made it across the bed effortlessly and splattered all over her stomach. She was horrified, but I didn’t care. Like a neighborhood brat, I merely turned the super-soaker back onto the closer target for shot 5 while the other girl scrambled down to the foot of the bed. Can you guess where Round 6 went? Nowhere was safe in that little cabine. This went on until I had fired 11 times.
The force and intensity of that climax brought tears of joy to these old Irish eyes. I used to have pretty normal finishes with an average of 5 ropes, but no longer.
Following these steps will make the volume of your output increase tremendously. One garota started wiping off with a handfull of tissues before pulling the pillowcase off and using it to wipe off. All I know is that I was SPENT
To the guy who posted that video and offered the advice – I salute you!
To the readers of the board who don’t want to know this stuff – I warned you!
To those who might want to try it for themselves – my hat’s off to you.
Regards
PoohBear
| By Superman on Saturday, May 03, 2003 - 06:42 pm: Edit |
That's a lot of snake oil to be stuffing into your mug every day ...
-Superman-
| By Sandman on Saturday, May 03, 2003 - 07:10 pm: Edit |
Maybe Superman but I am over 50 and it works for me....along with a little Vit. V for lasting power!
And PB, don't forget the Ultimate HA for less wrinkled skin texture, reduced loss of hair and improved eyesight. If anybody is interested, e-mail me and I'll send ya the link. Awesome stuff! Expensive but damn well worth it.
Sandman
| By Slicey on Saturday, May 03, 2003 - 08:13 pm: Edit |
Hey PoohBear
as funny as it seems to be discussing this, i appreciate you being willing to bring it up.
as i have posted before, there was a study (i think by m&j) that showed correlation between volume of ejaculate and perceived intensity of orgasm. so i am all for it!
S.
| By Whatsthatsmell on Saturday, May 03, 2003 - 09:20 pm: Edit |
Are those herbs to be taken orally, anally or sprayed into the eyes?
WTS
| By Bayboy on Saturday, May 03, 2003 - 09:41 pm: Edit |
That's a hell of alot of herbs fella...okay I'm game. Did you take the combination on a daily basis, and were some of the ingredients tinctures or were all power forms in capsules??
| By Sman on Saturday, May 03, 2003 - 10:04 pm: Edit |
PB
I finally got time to read your report. If you ever leave your current profession you should seriously consider some type of writing career. You reports just keep getting better and more creative.
I think that I may have to join Rich and Mitchc though. If the BBQ rib (one of my previous favorite foods I might add) analogy of your penis wasn't enough, the image of you literally spraying a room with your splooge, did push me over the edge.
| By Sandman on Sunday, May 04, 2003 - 06:44 am: Edit |
S man- ha ha ha ha ha.
Sometimes the lad does get carried away.
It's only his desire to plesase the readership at large that makes him do it!
Then again, an eleven shot sploodge. Oh the luck and virulence of the Irish!
Sandman
| By Athos on Sunday, May 04, 2003 - 11:46 am: Edit |
I think you can buy herbal combo pills that contain all this good stuff.
For Yohimbe make sure to not take too much. I don't mind taking 50 mg in a combo but if I take more like 100 or 200 mg I get muscle ache real quick.
I'll make sure to add Saw Palmetto to my diet.
I also suggest drinking energy sucos at Kice for example, these drinks contain guarana, muira puama, ginseng. If drinking regular sucos, you can add ginseng for 40 or 50 centavos.
I would also add regular multi vitamin to the list.
| By PoohBear on Sunday, May 04, 2003 - 01:29 pm: Edit |
Athos
Agreed on the Yohimbe. The few times I have taken Yohimbe tablets alone in high dosage have given me a buzz.
As for the Saw Palmetto, an interesting thing happened to me about 5 years ago. My prostate enlarged and man did it hurt. Hurt to piss, and my member always ached. Urologist prescribed some pharmaceutical, but I did what I always do. Instead of filling the script, I went to the health food store and researched a natural alternative. Saw Palmetto is made from the root of this palm bush found in Florida. The seminole indians for centuries knew that consuming this root helped older men remain strong and counter acted prostate problems common with aging. I took high doses of this product and in 24 hours felt 100% better. I stopped the next day and the symptoms immediately reappeared. Since then, I swear by this stuff for the grand gland.
Which multivitamin do you take?
| By PoohBear on Sunday, May 04, 2003 - 01:31 pm: Edit |
Bayboy
There are several mens' supplements that contain many or all of these ingredients. I suggest going to the local health food store vs GNC as you will likely find a purer version of the above.
I'm actually only taking 3 tablets daily to get this effect. Once I begin taking a multi-vit, it will increase to 4.
PB
| By Athos on Sunday, May 04, 2003 - 05:40 pm: Edit |
PB
GNC is too expensive for me. I usually order online at www.puritan.com, they have a men multi vit combo with most of the herbs you mentioned. One of them is Super Male Plex which does not have Yohimbe.
I take LArginine, Ginseng separately as well as Yi Shen Ling. I'll add saw palmetto.
If you don't have time to buy online or catalog, regular local store like Walmart, Target etc carry most essentials.
| By Sf4dfish on Sunday, May 04, 2003 - 06:26 pm: Edit |
Guy's, I heard that drinking pineapple juice makes our semen taste better too!!!
Also cut down on your salt intake! Damn!, that means I gotta cut down on the "rodizio" too!
| By Athos on Sunday, May 04, 2003 - 06:29 pm: Edit |
Sf
Yeah but too much pineapple is too much acid for your body...but I love abacaxi and can't help it.
| By Athos on Sunday, May 04, 2003 - 09:24 pm: Edit |
PB
Correction I am taking Ultra Man from puritan, it has all the stuff you mentioned and only 50 mg of Yohimbe.
Also Puritan often has sales, either buy 1 get 1 free or buy 2 and get 3 free.
| By Superman on Sunday, May 04, 2003 - 10:18 pm: Edit |
Seriously, you guys should be careful about taking all that non-FDA regulated stuff ...
If you're only fucking whores, why worry about what your cum tastes like. I'm far more interested in looks of disgust than I am in a big smile after I blow a wad into a chick's mouth. Then again, I'm sick like that.
-Superman-
| By PoohBear on Monday, May 05, 2003 - 08:38 am: Edit |
Superman
These diet changes do much more than that. If you examine the overall health benefits of:
drinking more water
eating less red meat
eating more fruits and vegetables
eating less processed sugars
you will realize that every part of the quality of your life will improve.
I also suggest going to yoga classes. Great place to pick up health minded babes.
Be sure to have tofu in your refrigerator or they'll know you're a fake who only came to yoga class to pick up chicks.
DonwhocanbalanceonhiscockinyogaclassGringo
| By PoohBear on Monday, May 05, 2003 - 08:39 am: Edit |
Slicey
Can you post a link to that M&J study?
I'd love to read it.
PB
| By Ben on Monday, May 05, 2003 - 11:51 am: Edit |
Hey, I need, I mean a friend of mine needs help getting a bigger dick.
Any suggestions on medications for a grande pile driver
I have tried, I mean he has tried the 2lb weight tied around his penis and all that did was make the big fella turn blue!!!!
| By Dogster on Monday, May 05, 2003 - 12:05 pm: Edit |
The concept of "Superman" in a yoga class is hilarious. A bit of a stretch... I'm picturing this guy scratching his head over the Yoga Sutras (not to mention the Kama Sutra). You should tell him about TestroGel. More down his alley.
Never heard of that M&J study, though it certainly sounds like the sort of stuff they do. I didn't find it in a quick perusal of my copy of Human Sexuality (Masters, Johnson & Kolodny), which by the way is a great source of info about the science of sex.
| By PoohBear on Monday, May 05, 2003 - 12:30 pm: Edit |
Ben
Tell your friend about
www.enzyte.com
My friend says it works
'nuff said.
PB
| By PoohBear on Monday, May 05, 2003 - 12:45 pm: Edit |
Dog & SuperDog
Yoga is cool. You have NO idea how nice it is to bend all around and have your nose in some tight hardbodies business for 90 minutes. Very erotic. I had a conversation in the parking lot with a hardbody (married) who said she wished her husband would join her so they could have sex afterwards when she and he would be totally warmed up and limber. You get a sensory awareness high after Bikram Yoga (the room is heated to 102 degrees), and I told her I would love to try the kama sutra after a class. She blushed and left. (Was it something I said?) Since then, we've had several more conversations. If I were into boinking married gringas, she'd be on the top of my list.
There is one little spinner in the class that I must have...perhaps if I had a grande pile driver and wore tighter shorts to class...
| By The_artist on Monday, May 05, 2003 - 01:05 pm: Edit |
I'm coming in on this discussion late, but there is one warning I must offer. It is important to avoid alchohol when taking yohimbe. It is possible that the combination can cause violent cramps, spasms and vomiting. If I remember correctly the concentration of yohimbe must be fairly high to get the reaction, but it can be most unpleasent. Yohimbe can also be a problem for those with high blood pressure.
Yoga can be really helpful for some of those more esoteric positions. In addition, the breath control that yoga teaches can make longer, more controled sessions possible (and more intense). There is a lot to be said for basic tantric practice.There is nothing sexier than watching a beautiful yogini exercising perfect muscular control as she executes a pose. As one learns yoga the control goes deeper and one learns to control internal muscles...think of the possibilities of that.
| By Bull_winkle on Monday, May 05, 2003 - 01:11 pm: Edit |
Bikram's Yoga??? May I suggest that you all try REAL Yoga?
Actually, I have a friend who is a Bikram-trained yoga instructor and she swears that it is not "Type A Personality Yoga".
Bikram's is actually powerful stuff. It'll kick your ass if you aren't prepared for it. Among other things, it makes you strong as a moose.
| By Badseed on Monday, May 05, 2003 - 03:26 pm: Edit |
..or maybe smell as strong as a moose....
| By Slicey on Monday, May 05, 2003 - 07:47 pm: Edit |
Reminds me of med school when the fructose content of sperm was mentioned in class. A female student raised her hand and asked, "If it has fructose in it, why does it taste so bitter?".
Can't find that study, it was around 15 years ago. But i did find one from '85 that incidentally contradicted that. It involved a fellow who masturbated to orgasm 6 times in 34 minutes. They were trying to prove something about the "refractory period" in men. Hmmm....
Holy moly Don, can't you get all those herbs wrapped up in one pill? Or do you actually take them all seperately? You must be spending a king's ransom at the health food store. OK, I admit it, I bought some saw palmetto yesterday.
S. 
| By Badseed on Monday, May 05, 2003 - 10:22 pm: Edit |
Home-Slice:
At least it wasn't a guy asking about sperm.... ;-) Still must hve caused some smirks in class, and a line of guys trying to get her phone number afterwards!
BS
| By Dondingo on Wednesday, October 23, 2019 - 12:24 am: Edit |
Athos you still taking Ultra Man from Puritan.com?