Even with the SARS scare and the Gulf War, I was determined to make another trip to Thailand and experience Songkran for the first time. Only about half of the people on my Eva Air flight were wearing masks but everyone put masks on once we arrived in Taipei. The layover was short and most of the people were Thai on the connecting flight so very few people wore masks. Once I arrived, they took my temperature and asked some basic medical questions. A few minutes later, I was off through customs and into a Songkran tornado.

I was still wearing slacks and a dress shirt from court before the trip...big mistake. As I entered Kho Sahn Road, it was 4 am and people were still partying. I was getting pumelled with white powder and water as I carted my luggage through the street. Mostly Thai teenagers there to try to score as many points on falang as possible. Decided to stay in Kho Sahn to be in the middle of the craziness.

The next day I had to meet with my girlfriend for 8 months to discuss marriage. After hours of discussion with her family, her mother was adamant that my girl is the youngest and must take care of her 60 year old mother and that my chica's mom did not want her grandkids leaving to the U.S. either. Yes, blazers was that close to getting married to a TG and retiring from mongering. My girl was hysterical as she wanted to go to the U.S. and her kids were crying and begging me to live in Thailand. My girl was torn between strict family tradition and me. I lost. She still calls me every day begging me to live in Thailand...no fuckin' way...not yet. It was one of the most depressing days of my life. I dumped a bar girl whom I really cared for to start dating this "good" Thai girl and put a lot of time and money into multiple trips to see her but I could see the window closing and it was time for me to leave and hunt for more girls immediately. I told her that I came to Thailand just to see her and that I will not return to see her until she is totally committed to living her own life. Oh well, off to CP2....
My eyes were bloodshot from so much damn crying so I had to start drinking to forget about it and went looking for Thip at CP2. Mamasan told me that Thip was on vacation so I picked another girl who looked Filipina and was really hot. I needed a lot of gfe to get my girl out of my mind and thats what she gave me. Excellent session but I didn't plan on going to a massage parlor so I forgot my camera.

Joined in the festivities on Kho Sahn and started to drink way to many Chang's for my own good. It was a war zone. I got a cut on my cheek from a young girl who put powder on my face and then lunged for some DFK in the middle of the street. Her boyfriend or brother did not look to pleased as she was very young. A lot of teenagers wanted pictures with the wet, drunk falang and I obliged. Took a nap but woke up about 10 pm and went back out to take a taxi to Soi Cowboy. I couldn't dress decent cause the mongrels were ready to soak me anyways.

Went straight to Afterskool for some late night diddlin' and saw a couple of very cute girls there. Started buying them drinks and would slyly start fingering one while the other was on stage. They were both ready to go but were not too happy about a threesome. Too bad. Paid their bar fine of 300 baht(I think) and we went to a short time hotel around the corner from Long Bar. I asked both of the girls to bring their school girl outfits with them and they did reluctantly. The place was pretty decent but I found out early on they wanted no pictures....double-fuck. Was DATY with the darker one and the other one was in the bathroom waiting for me to finish with her friend. Fucked her all over the room with her outfit still on. Finished doggie with one leg propped up on a chair. Total porn sex. I knocked on the door to get the other girl to come out. She was very shy but had a superb body. The other girl wanted to stay and watch. She had a long show cause I had whiskey dick and it took a long time for the BBBJ to get my flag up. The shitty thing about rubbers is that your erection can soften after the interruptio of passion so I had to have her give me covered BJ so I could stay hard inside the rubber. When I drink, I can only blow about 4 loads during the drunken-fest before I'm done. I was pounding this girl doggie and getting DFK before a finally came after about an hour...I only finished because her friend was sitting on the chair and banging herself furiously while watching us fuck. I stopped looking at my chick about half way through the experience. I made notes to return with another session with these two. It was midnight but I had no bullets left after blowing 4 loads in 6 hours.

The next day, I slept until 3 pm and went to Patpong to check out the BJ bars. Checked out Star of Light and Kangaroo Club and it seems most of the girls went back home for Songkran. I did notice a Massage Parlor on Patpong I called Tankara. Went upstairs to see about 15 girls seated. One was named Ae and had a nice tan with a wonderful small, round bootie...shaped much nicer than most Thai girls. 1500 baht included everything. The room was very small and the AC was OK. This girl was a little too professional for me and had little trust in me as I spoke Thai with her. Speaking Thai can backfire because these girls presume that you are a longtime, cheap expat or have had a Thai girlfriend for too long. Once on the bed the sex was excellent. That nice, round bootie was perfect for doggie and she was cumming all over the place. Sometimes Thai girls get this really thick white substance that waterfalls out of their pussy when they're aroused. This girl was so wet that my rubber almost slipped off several times. She finished on top. I was having bad luck as these girls would not let me photo them...dont worry there are more pics later..much more.

Checked into the Dynasty Inn and was very impressed with the rooms and the decor. For 990 baht, the location was excellent, the AC fantastic and the beds very comfortable. Took a nap, then went to check out Nana Plaza. Many girls missing due to Songrkran so I had to really search hard. Met a girl at G-Spot that did not look Thai at all but had beautiful big breasts that looked almost too good to be true. She was definately too petite to be a ladyboy so I felt safe. The girls at this bar are pretty hardcore...beautiful but hardcore. This girl started rubbing her tits and telling me that she wanted me to fuck her. She said in broken English, "I mean it, I am horny...my period starts in a couple of days and I want you to fuck me."Huh? Probably was bullshitting but I was sold.

Once out of the shower she was laying on the bed and rubbing her pussy. She jumped off the bed and kneeled down to give me an excellent BBBJ. I could tell this girl was a little to much of a pro but she was a great actress and I was buying it. She went nuts during DATY but would only allow some kissing. I finished her doggie with her hands gripping the chair and her screaming "fuck me" over and over again. I could see her reflection in the window and her body was porn star material. Her tits were real and they were unreal. I was begging to take nude pics of her and even offered 3,000 baht but she refused. Her picture really does not do her body justice. The dark side was that I had to pay 1,000 for a bar fine because it was Songkran...much less girls I guess. I tipped her 2,000 for short time...which was way too much but she started at 5,000. I had to negotiate a lot to get her to even go below 3,000. She stormed off with 2,000 pissed. This girl was good for a fun time but that's it.

Photo: G-Spot

Went over to Angels Disco and saw my first ex-gf. She is the one nominated for best pic. Funny that she got nominated over about a dozen other girls I photographed that were better looking. I had not seen her since we broke up(too many bar girl problems) and she started bawling as soon as she saw me. Her friends were ganging up on me and told me that I was so bad to her and that she loved me...blah blah blah. Started to try to hook up with another girl and she started screaming at me and wanted to fight the girl I was talking to. Audi 5000 and back to Nana. After sitting with this really attractive girl at Mandarin and drinking, she had to dance on stage and another girl approached me and told me that the girl I was drinking with is a ladyboy. Fuck! May have been the same one the fooled Khun Mor. I was feeling really creeped out so I went to Obsession where I know all the girls are ladyboys and I know I will not fuck any of them. One of the ladyboys was better looking than any girl working in the whole plaza...no bullshit. I was tempted to get a BJ for 1,000 baht but just could not do it. I was happy I didn't as I later found out from her/him that all of the ladyboys working there were pre-ops...yuck. Decided to call it a night and rest for my trip to AC the next day.

We might have to start a Thai Girl's Husbands Club soon. TGHC lol.

G spot is purty but whats she pissed about 2000+1000bf for ST? Price was not established ahead of time. I bet she's not pissed once she stepped out of the door.

(In China however some of the girls have to give a a chunk of their money to their "manager" etc. But I don't think it's the case in LOS.)

What does Audi 5000 mean?

Blazers-- I'm sure your kayoey was the same one I was talking about. There are only 2 at Mandarin and one is fairly obvious. The other is damn good looking as you found out. " She " has now fooled 2 real vets of LoS and we both saw " her " fairly close up. She is also pre-op so good thing you were tipped off. Really has nothing to trip katoey radar. Better looking than most of the real chicks in Nana.
I remember your G Spot girl. Never barfined her - not my type-but she is really wild and aggressive in the bar. I can imagine what she must be like in hoten loom .

DJ -- I can tell you for a fact that the girls do not have to give any of their money to Management or mamasan.

Audi 5000 is just an old hip hop term which means "I'm Outa here". Was used 10 years ago when I was DJing but I'm sure nobody uses the term now....I'm getting too old to keep up with the latest slang.

"I mean it, I am horny...my period starts in a couple of days and I want you to fuck me."

LOL. That's a great line.

If you take a ladyboy out [even just for a BJ]
You will be a marked man by all the other bargirls, meaning thay may not let you bar fine them.

That's not the reason why I dont hook up with ladyboys who look like hot girls but that is another thought.