Fellow travelers, I wanted to contribute to the board since I have found a lot of useful info here in the past few weeks. I spent 4 days in San Jose last week--absolutely the best time of my life. I did a good job of taking notes the first day. Then everything was a blur for a few days. I woke Wed 9/26 on the couch at approximately 3 am. Oddly, shirt smelled like vodka. I had either have a terrible hangover, or a cold...or both. Note to self, no more drinking.

Arrived at the Orlando airport 5 am (two hours ahead of departure--as instructed). Entirely unnecessary. Breezed right through security, no bags searched, and avoided cavity searches. Meanwhile, I am popping tylenol cold and sudaphed. The sudafed is of some concern because it has a tendancy to take the lead out of your pencil.

Arrived in San Jose, and the entire city is filthy, tin roofs, crowded, looks like slums everywhere. All houses have bars and razor wire on top of the fence. Okay, got through customs no problemo...limo driver waiting on me as promised and he whisked me to the hotel Del Rey (manager Jeff set everything up via email and did everything just as promised). Upon arrival taxi driver pried my hands off the dashboard and used smelling salts to snap me out of the fear induced catatonic state. Ticos are very nice, gracious people, but somehow they transform into beasts when they get behind the wheel.

Checked into the Del Rey, and went straight downstairs to get a diet coke. I walk into the bar and at 2:30 p.m. and there are about 5 guys and 30 girls. Of the thirty girls, they all looked like strippers (just my type), and at least half of them would be the prettiest girl in your favorite stateside hangout on any Friday night. Trust me, these girls were smokin hot. Most of them had on sandals complete with pretty french painted toes (I am a foot guy--call me crazy). Well there was one who caught my eye and she looked just like an elf. Beautiful. I would compare her to Penelope Cruz. Name was Yulissa, from Nicaragua. I bought her a coke and she sat down next to me and began getting a friendly, fast. We struck a deal for 20,000 colones and were off to the races. Since I do not speak any Spanish, negotiations were done with us using her cell phone to enter numbers. This chick was very hot, 24 I think, had had a couple of bambinos, but was a 9 looks, 8 attitude, and 9 ability. The sudafed concern was legitimate. But it worked out eventually. She was so hot mr happy could have gotten up with an anvil attached to him.

I then head out to walk around the city and get the "lay" of the land The city is definately a little trashy, but ordinary girls walking to work and shopping all have belly shirts, low rise jeans, and are just all around sexy. Plus, they mostly wear sandals, and have cute feet (okay--I probably have some sort of disorder, but humor me). On the downside...even the ones with a little too much fat to wear the belly shirts do not seem deterred...must be a cultural thing.

Okay...after a walk around downtown, I head to one of the local casinos to eat (the Colonial next door to the Del Rey is very very nice and food is less expensive). I returned to the Del Rey and proceeded to gamble, and met some cool guys. A retired postal worker from West Palm, an attorney from New Orleans, a hairdresser from Nashville, and a guy named from Ann Arbor who moved to San Jose 3 months ago and has an online casino. Well, I drank and played blackjack for about 4 hours. Lost 100 bucks which is my limit. Then on the advise a gringo I headed to El Pueblo, where local girls hang out (non pros). I walk around El Pueblo and the scene is similar to the Blue Marlin earlier in the day...wall to wall babes. One immediately starts talking to me...Vanessa from San Jose. She was married to an American GI so spoke perfect english. She had blonde hair, 25, 2 bambinos, and an adorable personality. Sort of an edgy sense of humor--which appealed to me since I even find myself hard to take sometimes. Anyway we negotiated a rate...and for 10,000 colones we are back to the Del Rey for some very up close and personal fun.

I had been in town for less than 8 hours and had been with two very nice girls. Life was good.

Subsequent to day one I spent most of my time hanging out in the Blue Marlin. THere is a steady supply of hot chicks.

Day two began with a rude awakening at the Del Rey--evil honking horns from the street below. It occurred to me if ever their car horns were disabled it would probably cause widespread insanity throughout San Jose.

To make matters worse I had a terrible hangover. Note to self—no more drinking. Okay, the best way to beat this is to get up, take a walk and scout out a gym. I walked for a couple of hours around San Jose—at least covering a mile or so around ground zero (Blue Marlin). I found IDEM, Tin Jo, Arte y Sauna, Park Hotel. I found the Park Hotel, but I had to look for it. The Park was open with a couple of gringos inside having coffee at the table by the front window. I stepped in and the place was rather run down. On both walls were stenciled signs reading ‘Free blowjobs on Tuesdays’. The bar area is long and narrow, with stools at the bar and closely behind, lining the walls were small high tables, I am guessing 30 people would fill the place. It smelled like stale cigarettes. I continued on my walk, happy to be outside in the fresh air.

Walking down Central Avenue at Calle 1 I noticed the sign for Perfect Line Gym. I went up and the price was 1,500 colones to work out. It was similar to several ‘hard core’ gyms I have seen in the states. Free weights, some cable machines, two or three stationary bikes and a treadmill. I do not do cardio so it was perfect for me.

After my work out I went back to my hotel, rested, lunch and decided I needed some pussy. I decided to try something different so walked to IDEM. Closed. Off to Arte y Sauna I go. They are open. There are 4 Ticas. Two standing at the counter playing cards, two on the couch. The two on the couch were overweight, and about a 5 on the looks scale. But the one behind the counter was a keeper so I paid 12,000 colones and into the back room we go. There is a narrow corridor with showers and steam room on one end, massage rooms on the other with sliding doors. I go into a room and she leaves while I get comfortable. She doesn’t speak a word of English and I don’t remember her name but she is cute. About 5’8” with the face of an angel. She has had given birth which left some marks on her tummy, and she has bit of an ass on her, but in a sexy way. Massage was very uninspired. I rolled over and her fingers felt much better when they rubbed my cock and balls. On with the condom and she got on top to start. She had a beautiful face, which I really enjoyed watching. Then rolled over to finish up missionary. We then went to the steam sauna, then showered together and I was out of there. I rated the experience a 4 on a 10 scale. At my advanced age (38), I can only shoot so many times a day, so part of me wondered if I hadn’t wasted a nut. When telling the story to a gringo friend back at the Marlin, laughed his ass off and pointed out that if the worst thing to happen to me was a ‘wasted nut’ that I didn’t really have anything to worry about. Good point.

A couple of Ticas my buddy knew joined us for a drink. Later we went next door to the Colonial for dinner. We had a great time—fortunately my buddy spoke Spanish so he was able to keep me informed of the jokes. I really started to like the little Tica eating next to me, even if she wouldn’t have been my pick if I were picking solely on looks. She had a great sense of humor. Her name was Monica. In any event, I decided I would take her upstairs when we got back to the Del Rey. When we got to the room she went straight to the shower and grabbed me by the hand to join her. Her body was perfect. Small breasts with beautiful nipples and a tribal art tattoo on the small of her back. We showered and lathered one anothers bodies. She loved to kiss, and I was enjoying kissing her. We dried off, I grabbed the baby oil and we headed to the bed. I told her to lay face down and I proceeded to rub her back, ass, legs and finally feet (you may remember from my day 1 post how I feel about feet). As usual, her feet were exquisite. She rolled over and I kissed her from head to toe. She spread her legs and started trying to press her pussy into my face. I kissed and licked around it, finally going for the clit and licked her for probably 30 minutes. By this time she was soaking wet, moaning, and I could feel her toes on the back of my legs curling. After what I believed to be an orgasm, she gave me a nice slow bbbj. Decent technique but I was hard as a rock and occasionally felt the brush of her top teeth which was distracting. After a few min she applied the condom and got on for a ride. I was really into this girl—so I paced myself and made her stop a time or two to switch positions. I did her doggie for a while and enjoyed the view, the finished up missionary. Afterwards she wanted to lay there and kiss some more, and played with my dick…but a second (third of the day) round was not to be. We showered, got dressed and it occurred to me she and I had never discussed money. I gave her 25,000 colones—more than I would normally pay, but she had been with me for many hours counting beers at the Marlin, dinner and sex.

Afterwards I went back downstairs to watch all the fine pieces of ass and drink beers with the gringos. Stayed down there drinking until about 1:00 am and hit the sack exhausted wondering why in the hell I had signed up for a Highlights Tour the following day (bus was to pick me up at 6:20 a.m.).

Days 3 and 4 to follow???

You might want to mention that 10,000 colones = about $30 US. Makes the story a little easier to read. Loved the post, though - thanks.

MrBillO^™-

I'm interested in that El Pueblo encounter: where in exactly was this? I went up there one Friday night, went to two of the discos, checked out a few of the bars, and it looked like it was all locals, couples on dates, non-professionals, and young people hanging out. Others have reported the same.

Good story...maybe I'll get off my ass and write about my last 2 trips...one over labor day and last weekend...

Hey Tide2,

Do you live in the O-Town area?

Yes I live in the northeast section of the Orlando area. I plan to make another trip in Nov and take better notes. Also considering enrolling a one week language course in San Jose. Regarding the question above about El Pueblo--there are a lot of discos and bars in this entertainment complex where you can meet non-pros although some of the pros go there as well, but just to dance and drink. Another area I am going to try once I brush up on Spanish are bars in the area of the San Pedro Mall which is also close to the University.

Hey Tide2,

Got your email. I'll respond to it later tonight.

I also went to Pueblo and there were quite a few Del Rey girls at the INfinito (sp?) disco. I tell you what though...I enjoyed watching the non-pro's dance on the tables in some of the smaller bars!! Shake that bon bon baby!

BTW, I went to Intensa (Spanish school) and highly reccomend it.

MMD