I was in a foul mood.

It was a wednesday night, and I had just returned from the East Coast where I learned that my entire department (myself included) had just been oursourced.

I now work for some job shop I never heard of, laboring under an employment contract that only Atilla the Hun's mother-in-law could have written.

Needless to say, UIC was with me and he was in no better mood since, in addition to being outsourced, his brand new car that he had ownded for all of seven days was stolen while we were getting fucked up the ass by a Corporate dickhead.

I'm almost 53 years old and I don't need this shit. But I digress.

We didn't hit Nogi until almost 11. i realized that this was probably going to be my last trip down for a while, and I wanted something unusual. UIC just wanted to get laid -- in a bed!

We wandered up and down obregon, looking for street action, saw some, but nothing that lit our fires.

Went into Rio and looked for UIC's true love Samantha. She was off. UIC took a table dance with one sweetie and I paid another $20 just to massage my back and neck (she thought I was nuts but I really and truly didn't give a shit).

We quickly bored and walked Obregon again, but nothing much was brewing, so I convinced UIC that I had to go see Michelle at Obsessions. There was a $5 cover, but you get a free coupon for a lap dance (which I managed to lose between the front door and my table). Michelle was the next dancer up (at least something worked well for us.) since the place was almost empty I had a great time stuffing doller bills into her tiny little crotch.

When she got off stage I bought her a drink and grabbed a couple of table dances with her. She kept her top on (which she also does onstage) so I bought her a private dance just so I could suck on those lovely little pre-A-cup titties with nice brown half-doller size nipples. Yum Yum. Not sure why I didn't ask if sex was available, but since I have a hard time getting it up when I have had my viagra and I am feeling good, I figured there was no chance in hell for a hardon with my dark mood and an no Viagra.

We leaft and ran into a pimp we know as Jose, whose real name is Negron. He used to work at Cherries. We gave him a ration of shit about not getitng an e-mail address and asked about some cuties that he had introduced us to before. He was half in the bag but convinced us to come with him to Motel 32.

Now this was a new one on me, but I sort of trust Jose, and I know that UIC does an admirable job of watching my back, so we grabbed a cab and took of.

Motel 32 is up in the industral section of Nogales. It is a $7 cab ride. Basically you go to La Conga club and keep on driving, you go through a tunnel, and take a sweeping right turn up a hill. Motel 32 is about a third of a mile past the top of the left hand side.

Big, heavy metal gate with two security guards. I like it.

Somewhere between the club and the cab we acquired a young, tiny, light-skinned sweetie who latched onto UIC. He paid $24 for the room and paid Jose the $100 he insisted on (yes, I know, but we were in no mood to bargain and Jose told us the price up front and we should have told him to fuck off, but we didn't.

Meanwhile, he kept raving about Jessica. I told him I didn't want a girl, but he wouldn't take no for an answer. Finally he sent someone to go wake her up, and even though it was 1 a.m and we had just woken her up, she looked mighty fine, so I paid my $24 plus $2 for a condom and off to a room we went.

Jose came along and we game him his $100 and he gave the girl $80. I figured the $20 was worth it, sort of the price of the lesson, plus Jessica was well worth it, especially when you figure that in Nogie it costs $60 to $80 for 6-12 minutes of sex in a hot closet with no bed. (Oh, how I envy you TJ mongers!)

Jessica was warm and loving, giving me a GFE-type encounter. I even got off without my required vitamin V. Now THAT was a good session!!!

Met up with UIC in the parking lot, he was properly sated. The shy little chica he was hooked up with turned out to be a real tigress behind closed doors. I don't remember her name, maybe he does and will post an addendum to this message.

$7 bucks back to the border, Jose wanted another $20 each from up but we gave him a total of $10, claming poverty.

We'll probably never use the services of a pimp again, but it was nice to find out about Motel 32, since the Motels close to the border are so uptight about bringing in girls. I'd even feel safe bringing my car there (after I'd tipped the guard, of course). The rooms were moderately clean and the beds were OK.

Mr. Bill, next time we go down together, I'll let you pay for the round trip cab fare and I'll show you how to find this motel.

As for Jose, he can be trusted, he just wants a piece of the action and a tip afterwards.

Hey, Diabetic.

Damn, sorry to hear about your job - that truly sucks. Sorry to hear about your friend's car, too. I guess I've been lucky in both regards - so far. But there's nothing like a little sumpin sumpin to help you forget - for a while...

"Atilla the Hun's mother-in-law"?? - ouch! ;-0

"she thought I was nuts but I really and truly didn't give a shit"

Now you're speaking MrBill's language! ;-0

"Oh, how I envy you TJ mongers!"

You got that right! Just went to TJ for the first time this weekend - wow...is all I can say.

"We'll probably never use the services of a pimp again"

I've never gone that route, but I'm not ruling it out, given what a gigantic pain in the ass it can be to score a hotel date down there...

About Motel 32 - I've never had a problem taking chicas to hotels in Nogie...

I'm trying to cut back on mongering, as it's sending me to the poorhouse, but the first beer's on me if you wanna hook up one of these days.

Bueno suerte, amigo.

MrBillO^™--- ~ Still the king of the GFE lapdance... ~

OIC's sweetie was named Alex.

Sorry about all the typos in the trip report -- usually I do those in Word, run the spell check and cut and paste.

I'll do better next time (assuming there is a next time).

Although, UIC and I are already pinching our pennies and we have the beginnings of a plan in place.

One of the things I want to do is to hire a cab for an hour or so and explore beyond the immediate border. This whole thing with Motel 32 intrigued me, and I'm sure there are other similar opportunities.

One of the things I remember from my Thailand mongering days was that in Bangkok, if a hotel had a number in its name, it was usually little more than a brothel. Now I'm wondering if there is a little bit of this in Nogales -- away from the immediate border. Remember, Nogi is a much, much more conservative town than TJ.

At any rate, all is not bleak, the D'backs are up 2-0 against the dreaded Yankees. Teh fact that they have not swept us, and we have played better than Atlanta has of late, makes me feel good.

Humbly submitted,
Diabetic