I woke up early again Monday morning. Excitement and time differences must have been contributing to my early wakeups. Massage parlours started opening at noon, so although options were more limited, there were still places to get laid in the early afternoon. Xen and I met up for breakfast and spent some time at Nana Plaza before embarking on the day's journey.

Our first target today would be Chao Phaya 2, a popular MP from what I've heard from people "in the know".

I have fond memories of my first MP experience in Thailand. My first experience ever in Thailand was at Darlings MP. I told Xen how my friend and I walked into Darlings to see a huge fishbowl of beautiful young women smiling and waving at us. We were so overwhelmed by the attention that we started giggling like little girls. The session that followed included BBBJ during and after the bath followed by incredible sex and another BBBJ. I ended up making several return visits to Darlings that trip, but never received the same level of service as that first one.

So with anticipation I was looking forward to Xen's reaction. In our one day and two nights thus far, Xen had not yet seen a fishbowl. He was already having a grand time, but MPs were my favorite part of my past trip and I suspected he'd love them too. After Xen got some directions from his online buddy Ranger, we headed out to the street and made our way to the Sky Train station.

I'm sure the Sky Train was there two years ago, but I didn't notice it before, or at least I wasn't interested enough to find out what all that stuff was above our heads on the main road of Sukhumvit. It's really nice in that it's completely out of the way, unlike the Trolley system in San Diego. There are no road/traffic crossings as the entire system is above other vehicular traffic. Even the station is out of the way. Unless you walk up the steps to see the booths, the counters, the turnstiles, and the train itself, you could go a whole trip without knowing about it, I did.

One slight modification to Xen's earlier description of choosing your destination. The numbers you chose actually corresponded to a zone rather than to a specific destination. Our stop was actually the fifth, but was in Zone four.

I was pleased with the frequency and speed of the Sky Train and highly recommend it as a means of getting around. It runs until around 10pm, so until then it was my preferred means of getting to certain destinations such as Soi Cowboy.

We arrived at Chao Phaya 2 shortly thereafter after wandering a bit in the heat before succumbing to a taxi driver due to insufficiently specific directions. From the outside, the place looked huge. I thought we were about to enter a shopping mall of MP girls or something.

The buildup and excitement soon faded. The place looked nice enough and there were a fair number of girls, but I was unimpressed with the quality of the selection and the attitude of the girls. There were still enough pretty ones to get laid and their attitudes seemed better than my typical TJ playground, but they weren't as luscious, perky or excited as I had recalled from previous visits two years ago to Darlings and Atami. I mentioned my surprise and disappointed to Xen, but he was still cool as his expectations weren't as high as mine. He spotted a girl he wanted to do so we made arrangements to meet up later on. I was going to do some scouting, particularly to my former favorite MP, Darlings.

I wandered around the area a bit to see if there was anything interesting. I didn't see anything, so I caught a cab back to Sukhumvit and walked down to Soi 12 to visit Darlings. I was very excited as I walked down the street from the main road, but as I came to the door, I was a bit confused.

Turns out Darlings doesn't open until 4 or 4:30. It was only 2:30, so I left and headed towards Clinton Plaza. Not much was going on besides some people hanging out at the beer bars, but it was a useful visit to see what was there since neither of us were familiar with the place and it was on Xen's list.

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By the time I met back up with Xen, it was late enough to visit Darlings, but I figured we would be better off hitting the MPs in the New Petchaburi Road area. Darlings was closer but pretty much isolated from other MPs, at least any that we knew about. New Petchaburi Road has a number of options. Cupidy, Sherbet, Delilah, Angara, Harem, and Atami are all within close walking distance from each other. We looked over Xen's maps for a drop-off location and the specific locations of all the MPs. For a drop-off, our best options seemed to be the Prince or King hotel. We randomly chose the Prince.

The excitement was building back up as we headed towards Atami. On my previous trip I had passed up a chance to do one of the most beautiful women I had ever seen because we had ridden in a taxi and they were trying to charge me about 1000 baht or more for the girl I wanted. My open mouth and drooling may have been contributing factors as well. She was occupied on every return visit I made to Atami that trip and I didn't bother to wait. I ended up missing my chance with her and it haunted me for over a year. My buddy and I would talk about the incredible lost opportunities we missed of two girls we knew only by number from Darlings and Atami. "I still think about #17", He'd reply with something like "#144 was hotter looking."

The pleasant uneasiness returned as we looked over the selection at Atami. We were besieged on both sides by winks, smiles, gestures, and silent promises of excellent service as we stood between the fishbowl girls and the sideline girls. Xen landed his girl relatively quickly as he mentioned the number of the same first girl I was considering . We exchanged several comments on other girls as well. This would be our first of many exchanges in which we found our tastes in women were remarkably similar, particularly at the MPs.

As Xen headed up, I found myself torn in deciding from amongst all the other talent. The Atami far outdid Chao Phaya 2 and had met my already high expectations. There were at least 6 girls I would liked to have down, three from the fishbowl and three from the sideline. They were all smiling and waving as I stood there in the middle. How would I choose? The attendants outside would occasionally pester me about who I wanted, but I took my time. I wanted to make a good decision. One should be prepared to be constantly bothered by the fishbowl attendants when visiting an MP as they try to get you to choose a girl. You've been warned.

I consulted with one of the attendants on one of the girls, and he said she was a good choice. I decided on a girl that was very cute and incredibly active in trying to get my attention. She came out and did her customary bow of gratitude. While Xen had retreated to the left from the payment counter, towards the restaurant and fishbowl, my girl brought me around to the right of the payment counter to a different set of rooms.

The room we had appeared to be older and was not very impressive compared to other MPs I had visited, but it was still decent. It wasn't like a Jalos or Leyvas or other run-down TJ hotel. My girl started the water running as an older lady took our orders for drinks. She mentioned that it was hot in the room, which it was, then started yapping a bit to me in Thai. I had no idea what she was saying and told her so, but it didn't seem to phaze her. She was still talking when our drinks arrived.

The bath and soapy massage that followed wasn't very enthusiastic considering her fabulous performance behind the glass. Anytime it would start to get decent, she would interrupt herself and fan herself with her hand or start speaking to me in Thai. I would learn later than she was complaining about the heat and asking if I wanted to change rooms, but for the moment I had no idea what she was saying. It was warm, but not bad enough to keep me from performing. Her continual interruptions and talking were starting to get to me though. I was starting to feel that I got the bait and switch. This was rather frustrating since I had spent some time before making a selection and got a thumbs up from the attendant. As she continued to stop and continued to talk, I became increasingly annoyed.

I received some covered BJ during our time and had a decent amount of sex, but with her facial expressions and talking, it wasn't very enjoyable and I eventually got so annoyed with her that I completely lost interest. I needed to leave soon because I knew my annoyance would turn to anger if she kept on speaking to me in Thai and making uncomfortable facial expressions.

I suddenly got up and went to the bath to rinse myself off, then hopped out to get dressed. This took her by surprise, but she quickly followed with a rinse down of her own and started getting dressed. I was headed for the door when she stopped dressing and rushed over to stop me from leaving the room. She looked very concerned and was saying something in Thai, I assume she was asking me not to leave, but I needed out. I reached for the handle and turned.

But it wouldn't turn.

I couldn't believe it! They locked me in this hot room with this girl who wouldn't shut up! I was just annoyed before, now I was mad. "Hey! Let me out!" No response. She was still talking.

BAM! BAM! BAM! I pounded three times on the door and listened. Nothing. She wanted me to go to the other end of the room. BAM! BAM! BAM! I'm fuming now! Not only have they locked me in, now they're ignoring me and won't let me out! BAM! BAM! BAM!

She looked really concerned. I grabbed the handle and leaned back with my right fist in the air to pound out a fourth set of knocks. The door opened towards me. I tried to turn the handle, but it was fixed in place. The door wasn't locked, all I had to do was pull on it. nevermind...

Well, I was still angry. I walked down the hall in a rush and walked past the fishbowl and sideline girls to the other end and made a right down another hall to use the restroom. I splashed some cool water on my face and tried to calm down. After a few minutes, I went back into the main room and took a seat in front of the TV. I didn't look much at the girls, it must have been pretty apparent that I was unhappy. When I saw the guy that said she was good, I told him he gave me bad advice. He apologized and offered me a free coke. That really annoyed me. I told him I just wasted 2000 baht and he's offering me a free coke. Next he offered more time with the same girl. I couldn't believe it. I just said no, so he went and brought me a coke, then disappeared to talk to the girl.

By this time, the story seemed to have gotten around to the girls. Most of them seemed amused and were trying to get my attention. Some were fanning themselves as though they were hot. I started calming down again. It's hard to stay mad when you have a room full of beautiful women smiling and waving at you.

The guy came back and offered me more time with the same girl in an air-conditioned room. He apologized again and said the girl was trying to ask me if we could go to an air-conditioned room. I declined, so he walked off. The girl I had chosen was back in the fishbowl, but she was kind of hiding out of my sight. I'm sure she was embarrassed.

Xen was glowing when he returned. He had a spectacular time. I told him what happened and he burst out laughing. I laughed too, it was pretty amusing and qualified as an experience that stood out. The coke was still in front of me, but I don't think I drank from it.

Before we left, I talked to the guy again. He wrote down his name and some Thai on a card and said I'd get a 500 baht discount next time I came back. I thanked him, then Xen and I walked to the next set of MPs. He was ready to go again and I was still ready to shoot.

According to our photos, the name of the first place was Halem. Maps and guides from the area seemed to be unsure of the name of the place. Sometimes it was listed as Halem, sometimes as Harem, and sometimes as Harlem. I think of it as Harem, since that seems to make the most sense.

Again our eyes immediately focused on the same girl and Xen asked me what I thought of her. I told him that she was the same girl I was looking at. We stood there for a bit while the attendant perstered us. There were doables, but nothing that really impressed us. As we left, one of the attendants offered us a discount if we stayed. We told him we'd be back.

Our next stop was just down the street on the right. I believe this was Angara. It might be considered as two different places, I think the maps we had identified it as such. From the outside it did look like two different establishments, but once you walked in, you saw they were connected and appeared to be the same place. There were two different fishbowls with two levels of girls at prices of 1500 baht and 2000 baht, we were more interested in the 2000 baht girls.

There were several girls we were checking out, all sitting in approximately the same location. None knocked me over, though, and for some reason I was now looking for a trophy. Xen chose his girl and headed off, but I still couldn't decide.

I ended up going back to Harem, then back to Angara, then back to Harem where I chose the first girl we spotted after the attendant okayed a 500 baht discount. I paid the 1500 baht and we readed to the room.

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I was happy with my choice. As she walked out, she looked much better close up. She was shorter than I had thought, petite with long black hair and a beautiful smile. She greeted me with a bow, then led me back to the room.

The session was very good, but nothing out of the ordinary. She washed me down, gave a good slip and slide cleaning then followed up with a nice covered BJ before some fun sex with light kissing. After we got dressed, she made a strange motion with her hand, kind of a wave that rotated towards herself before landing with her palm flat out. I looked at her funny so she did it again. I figured out what she wanted, but I let her do it again because I thought it was amusing. After the third roll, I gave her a 500 bath tip. It ended costing me 2000 baht overall. Oh well, still less than $50 US with a beautiful girl for over an hour with a nice bath included. I headed back to Angara, certain that Xen would be done already since I took a while to decide.

Xen was sitting with his girl having drinks when I arrived. I was very hungry, so the girl helped me order a great spicy Thai dish which I ate rather quickly. While we waited, I alternatively admired the girl sitting between us and a girl behind the fishbowl. I was considering going up again, but I couldn't get the girl in the fishbowl to pay much attention to me and we had a tentative deal not to do each others girls in order to maximize our numbers. Besides, I couldn't take Xen's girl up right after he was through with her, but the thought of returning another day did cross my mind.

We left to take a cab to the next place on our list, Soi Cowboy. I had only been there briefly on my last trip. Xen had some specific bars he wanted to check. He certainly did his research.

The cab driver dropped us off saying this was Soi Cowboy. It looked much different than I recalled. It was kind of desolate. We walked around a bit in front of some slow beer bars then into a beer bar complex off of Sukhumvit. Realizing we were in the wrong place, I lead Xen out to Sukhumvit and back up further down Soi 23 to Soi Cowboy which was a bit further up the street than the cab driver had dropped us off. As we rounded the bend to enter Soi Cowboy, the crowded street became instantly familiar. The bright lights and populated walkways clearly identified the area as one of the hot spots for our kind of adventuring.

We were beckoned and called as we walked down the street, but we continued on until we reached the end where Long Gun and Tilac were located, two of Xen's target locations. We entered Long Gun first and ordered our Carlsbergs.

Something about the atmosphere of Long Gun had a powerful effect on me. At least two of the reasons were on stage topless and wearing unbuttoned denim shorts with long frilled black boots and cowboy hats dancing seductively to a mysterious sounding song. I noticed these girls were actually dancing with performances much better than what we had been seeing at Nana Plaza. I sat there somewhat entranced and a little confused about my response to this scene. I asked Xen if he knew the name of the song.

The song was Clint Eastwood by the Gorillaz. This was the first time I had ever heard it. I wasn't sure what kind of music it was, was it alternative? I wasn't sure if I liked it, but it certainly had a powerful effect on me combined with the lighting and the numerous slim cowgirls gyrating their hips to the music.

I couldn't get a really good look at one of the girls I was checking out, but Xen and I immediately agreed that one of the girls facing us was hot. She was clearly the most active and talented dancer on stage. While many of the dancers were good, offering more than the general sway of your typical go-go bar, this one girl was dominating the stage, sensually violating the tight boundaries of her dance area. Xen mentioned his strong interest in the girl. I was highly interested in her as well and Xen already had two great sessions, but since I was to be here a week longer, I let Xen have her. Xen wanted to be sure the girl wasn't intercepted, so I flagged down a waitress and expressed our interest in the dancer. I was almost regretting my decision as she sat next to us. This girl had a beautiful face, a tight body, and a wonderful personality.

The amusing part was that her name was A. This alphabet thing was becoming amusing as she was the third or fourth A I had met. I had met Bee on my first night and a Dee at one of the beer bars in Nana Plaza. I never did meet a C or any other letter on my trip. Xen was amused by this as well and started calling himself by the first letter of his name.

We complimented A on her dancing and told her she was the best dancer, which she was. She was modest about it and claimed her sister was a better dancer. She pointed out another girl on stage that was giving a similar performance. Her sister's name was Now. After a bit more talking, Xen decided to call it a night and barfined A.

I sat there a while listening to the music and admiring the dancers. Closing time was approaching and I liked the place, so I decided I would make my choice here. There were a few top tier girls that I could choose. The most attractive girl was on stage, I kept my eye on her, but couldn't get her to smile or maintain eye contact with me. The more I looked at her, the more I wanted her, but my desire for a trophy was becoming less important as it got later into the night. The waitress that helped us secure A came and asked if I wanted a girl. Frustrated, I asked her to bring my second choice, which was Now.

I thought Now was attractive, but Xen didn't. As she sat next to me, I realized that she looked much better on stage. Her hair was now tied back and I saw that her teeth were a bit messed up. She was friendly and accomodating, and seemed happy that I asked her to sit with me. She wasn't the cutest, but it looked as though I would end the night on a positive note with a good session. Then Oil walked out...

Oil was the girl whose attention I was trying to get. Now looked much better on the stage, Oil looked that much better off, at least at this moment she did. The off-stage Oil was the 10 I had been searching for since I got to Thailand, and NOW I HAD HER ATTENTION. (Oil's not Now's)

As I spoke with Now, Oil gave me a seductive glance and smile. What a dilemma I was in! Now was a really sweet girl, but Oil was my Rushmore! I struggled not to stare at Oil as I sat with Now. Oil knew she had me hooked. She kept looking and smiling as I sat there uncomfortably with Now.

The lights came on. I desperately wanted to go talk to Oil, but I couldn't do that to Now. My mind raced as I tried to figure out what to do. I didn't want to be an asshole to Now, but if I waited I'd probably miss Oil. I think Now sensed my uneasiness as she looked a bit perplexed. As Oil left the bar, she smiled back to me and I read her mind. She would be waiting for me outside.

Now and I walked out of the bar. I could see Oil up the street walking with her friends, but she was behind them, looking back and smiling. I wanted to run after her. Being a nice guy was killing me right now. I had to do it.

I told Now I was going to go Pattaya tomorrow, which I was, and that I'd return to Bangkok in about 4 days. She looked a little bit disappointed, but accepted my story and returned to the bar after giving me a small kiss. Oil was far up the street, but still looking back. I started walking after her at a brisk pace.

She stopped looking back, but seemed to sense me as I approached and moved in my direction. She looked at me as I was almost next to her and grabbed my hand. There seemed to be a pretty strong connection between us. Unfortunately, whatever it was seemed to annoy her friends. They didn't seem too happy with my presence and were talking to each other in Thai. Oil just smiled and gripped my hand as we walked. The friends led us to a street vendor table where they sat down to eat some soup. Oil and I didn't have any food, we just sat there, made small talk, and smiled at each other while the others slurped down some soup and spoke loudly in Thai. They were a loud bunch, seeming much different than the soft-spoken Oil.

After enduring these girls for a while, I eventually got Oil to accept my offer to take her back to my hotel. She said she had to return to Long Gun first. I would have to pay the bar because she lived above Long Gun and would get in trouble if she didn't return without paying the bar fine. I was hesitant, but I had no choice. I knew we were going to run into Now.

I gave Oil the barfine money and waited outside. I crossed the street and started looking around in a weak attempt to blend in with the surroundings, but Now still saw me when she walked out of the bar. I'm sure she knew who barfined Oil when she returned and came outside to confirm. I felt kind of bad for Now, but what could I do? Now went back inside and Oil came out later. We walked towards Asok street where we caught a cab to my hotel.

Back in the room, we showered and hopped into bed. Then Oil turned away from me and said she wanted to sleep. This was a huge disappointment, I figured this must be some kind of karma payback for ditching Now. We talked a bit and she said she was really tired. What a day this was turning out to be! Here I am in Thailand with one of the most beautiful woman I've been in a bed with and she's too tired to have sex! I couldn't end the night like this.

She was unresponsive to my initial advances, but after some persistence, I finally got her to have sex with me. Despite her early attention, there would be no kissing and no BJ, but strangely, the sex itself was some of the best I've had. Physically, we were very in tune with one another, or at least it appeared that way. The rhythm of her movements seemed to be in synch with mine and her expressions, sighs, and gasps drove me wild.

I've had plenty of excellent sex with a roster approaching 400, but Oil was one of those few that just seemed "right". It was probably a good thing we didn't kiss, I don't know if I could have achieved the numbers I did on this trip if we had. Oil would have been hard to pass up if she had been the perfect lay.

After the sex, we both cleaned up and hopped back into back as one of my most memorable nights in Thailand came to an end.

Dart,

This is great stuff. It brings back such fond memories to read a different perspective on events I was at and remember just as vividly as you describe them.

Bam Bam Bam! I still love that story! I was busting up laughing as I was reading/hearing it again! Want a free coke? LOL!

This is the first I remember hearing you say you were interested in my Angara girl. I thought you liked the girl next to her more?

Re: A. It would have been appropriate had you done her instead of me given your alphabet experience there. I remember you liking her, but I didn't know you found her THAT attractive. Good think you didn’t grab her though, you might not have found Oil!

The "X" was a little hard for the girls to pronounce, wasn't it? It was still funny hearing them try though.

Damn, now I am all excited about writing Chapter 7. I'll have to hop to it tomorrow!

Dart/Xen-

Enjoying the hell out of your stories. Making me anticipate my journey in 16 days all the more.

Keep up the great writing! I hope I finish the saga before I go.

K