Day Fourteen
Monday April 21st, 2003
Last Day

I was feeling pretty good when I woke up today. This was going to be my last full day in Argentina and I really hadn’t seen anything other than places to pick up women. So I spent most of the day just exploring around the city and snapping pictures in a way only a tourist can. I went to Plaza de Mayo and saw the pink house and then headed over to Puerto Madero and walked around the waterfront a little more.

When I got back to Design Suites they had a note on my door telling me essentially to get the hell out by noon tomorrow. Sine my plane wasn’t leaving until 8:40 in the evening, I asked if I could stay a half day. They said no way. That was one of the things I liked about the Grand President in Thailand. They had a late checkout time of 6:00pm.

I decided for my last session in Argentina I wanted to do Susanna again. She, along with Sasha from Affair were probably two of my best and favorite sessions. So I took a taxi to Salome very early in the evening so I could get first dibs on her. She spotted me and immediately came over and to say hi. She then sat with me for a while and we chatted before I asked her to the hotel with me.

It was the same deal as before. 150 pesos for one hour. There is a short time hotel near Salome that we went to. I sprung for a nicer room this time, although it really wasn’t that much better. It had a bigger shower with jets on the walls that sprayed out water at you and that was really the only different I noticed except it was a little bigger. I liked Suzanna’s BBBJ and her pussy was very tasty so we started off in 69.

I later entered her first in missionary before she went up top for “arriba.” I must say I got a kick out this (and I don’t know why) whenever I would say I wanted this position and then the girl would say, “Ah, arriba.” All the times I have been to Mexico and I never heard this out of the girls there. But in Argentina they always said it. It wasn’t really the fact they said it, it was the way in which they did that I thought was incredibly cute.

After arriba it was over to doggie and then we fucked off the side of the bed with a pillow underneath her ass to improve the angle of penetration. Finally, with sweat dripping off my face and hair and onto her back, I finished off as I fucked her doggie style. This girl is just incredible in bed. The service she provides for the money is well worth it.

After Salome I headed over to Recoleta to see if I could get in one final session before I headed out tomorrow, but I could not find anyone I was interested in. I went back to Design Suites and started packing for the morning. Then I requested the front desk do a wake up call for me tomorrow at 11:00am.

Day Fifteen
Tuesday April 22nd, 2003
Heading Home

The 11:00am wakeup call didn’t come until around 11:30, but I was already up, showered and ready to go for the most part. This was the second wake-up call they missed or were late with. After my two weeks of staying in Design Suites I simply cannot recommend the place for any other mongers that may be traveling to Argentina. Try someplace else and skip Design Suites.

There was no major thing they did to upset me, but it was a combination of little things that built up over time. Missing the wake-up calls were minor, but annoying nonetheless. I was supposed to switch to a bigger suite at the halfway part of the trip and they told me they didn’t have the room. They would not accommodate me for a half day before I left. When I called to have them pick-up the laundry I often had to call two or three times before they finally sent someone up. It was just a bunch of small stuff like that. If I ever go back to Argentina I am going to try someplace else.

I was out by noon, but left my bags at the front desk. At least they tagged them and stored them for me. I then headed over to 1707 to see if I could get in another session. They only had one ugly girl so I declined and spent the rest of the time at the internet café checking email, reading current events and (yes Blazers) playing video games. I had lunch one final time at my favorite hangout, La Madeline on Santa Fe and around 4pm I collected my bags and called a taxi to take me to Ezeiza. It was 25 pesos to go back to the airport.

I was interrogated by United personnel before I was allowed to check in. They also hand searched all of my bags. I paid my exit fee, had my passport stamped and then killed the next 3 hours watching Star Trek: Deep Space Nine episodes on my laptop at a little coffee shop island/bar right by the United gate. This airport didn’t have electrical plugs anywhere, but luckily the bartenders at the coffee shop island/bar plugged me in behind the bar.

Then it was the long boring flight from Buenos Aires to Miami, Miami to Los Angeles, and then finally Los Angeles to Tucson. All told I would spend close to the next 20 hours either in a plane or waiting in an airport for one.

I made it safely back to Tucson on Wednesday April 23rd, 2003.

It was a very interesting and fun trip. It was dampened by several factors though. One was that I got so sick. Another was that two days were wasted because of Good Friday and Easter. I need to think things out a little more carefully next time. And then there was the girlfriend issue. It was nice to hangout with someone and she was very sweet, but I probably should have steered clear of that situation to begin with. It will be interesting to see how I handle that the next time.

Some final thoughts and observations:

I have mentioned some of these before.

1. The “ll” sound is pronounced like a “sh” instead of “y” sound. That took some getting use to.
2. The late start for restaurants and dinnertime of 10 or 11pm at night was also kind of weird. On my second or third night there I remember walking around Recolata around 1am and the entire area was simply hopping. All the restaurants were going strong, the streets were packed full of people. I was amazed, to say the least.
3. As a mongering destination I would rate Argentina above Mexico but below Thailand. There are several reasons for this. Price is the first. The higher quantity of working girls available, the soapy massage, and the larger daytime action all make Thailand a more desirable destination for me. That being said, once you find a girl you like in Argentina the session quality is very similar. The BBBJ is available from a large percentage of the working girls, even if you do have to pay a little extra for it. But GFE, kissing, and some foreplay before hand can all be had from most of the girls. One may not have as many girls wanting to spend the night with them and wanting to go to the movies with them the next day, but again, that is something unique to Thailand. I went to Argentina with very low expectations thanks to Dart and was pleasantly surprised. However, before the peso was devalued I could not even imagine Argentina was a practical destination for the sex traveler.
4. Having at least some command of the language is very helpful. Although money will eventually talk, most of the girls I met spoke no English. If it wasn’t for my limited Spanish I would not have communicated much with the girls at all before the session. At least trying to build a rapport with the girl beforehand seems to help session quality.
5. If I go again, I will bypass Design Suites and probably stay in Recoleta instead.
6. The taxis were cheap and the people were friendly. Transportation around the city was not a major problem.
7. Some hidden treasures can be found in the daytime cafes. They are hit and miss with quality, but they are worth exploring.

So there you have it. That was my two weeks in Argentina. I could have had a better time, but for the most part I did enjoy my trip. I generally have a favorable opinion of the people and the country and I will probably return one day. But now I must give another country a try. And Argentina just didn’t quite capture my heart the way Thailand did. But it is definitely worth one’s time to visit there.

Thanks Xen,

All your posts have been excellent. Thorough, detailed and well written. And the pictures are a big help. You must have carried your camera around with you while you were exploring the city to get all those shots.

I will be there at the end of June and will probably follow your trail to some extent.

El Bobo

Xenono,

That was a great series of reports, and a lot of good information. I enjoyed meeting you, and thanks for sharing your adventures.

Moondog

Thanks guys. It was very fun to write the report as well.

El_bobo, I hope you have a great time there. I'll look forward to reading about your adventures as well.

Moondog, very nice to meet you as well. It was a great pleasure after several years of viewing all your pictures and reading through your BA guide. Thanks for laying the groundwork for me.

Xen, great work on another excellent report. What will the next country be? Brazil, the Philippines, or do you want to slip Thailand back in there before venturing somewhere new?

M

Murasaki,

Right now it is looking like about 60% chance of going to Brazil.

I would love to go back to Thailand, but I want to go a few other places before I head back. And Philippines seems out of the question for now. I want to monitor how that new law Prog talked about is enforced and I still want to see how the whole SARS thing plays out. So for now Asia is still off limits, but Central and South America as well as Europe are all fair game.

Fucking EXCELLENT report as always, Xenono. Many thanks for all the detail and the great photos.

It's funny to hear your 'lastimations' (sorry, made up Spanglish words are becoming a bad habit, but sometimes they just work better) about the 'girlfriend' and how she upset the rhythm of your trip. To ME, that was the most interesting thing about your report. Wasn't there a high from hooking up like that? Things like that don't happen to me very often, but when they do, it's like walking on air for a few days. Maybe I'm just the world's loneliest guy or something, but in my book, having like something like that available in a mongering destination is a definite plus. And then being able to dump them and do it all over again the next day with somebody else somewhere like the Phillipines? SIGN ME UP!

Where's the next vacation, and when you find out, can you see if you can get a 2x1 deal on the tickets and take me with?

Hey Porker,

Thanks for the kind words. I must admit it was nice to have the GF around. But I didn't like having to constantly look over my shoulder and modify my normal mongerng routines because of that. But it was an interesting experience nonetheless. I have fond memories of her and she is a sweet girl. I hope she find someone to take care of her.

As for my next trip, mark it down Porker and start saving now. We are going to Brazil in August. You'll never be the same again.