OK, what do I write about? Any suggestions? I am posting this to various sites, some of which do not have the level of information on Club Hombre so most of what I say is going to be old to anyone familiar with Rio.

The flight(s) from California took an eternity. Even in a nice reclining seats in business calss I still arrived feeling like a zombie. From 10AM to 8Am the next day I was in motion or waiting for a connection. Too darn long. Even worse, when I arrived I found Rio to be very humid (yuk), noisy, congested, and pretty much everything I dislike. Not a good start.

12 hours in bed with the AC on took me to the next day. I kooked up with a buddy I first met in TJ who now is hooked on Rio. With him were several other veterans. This area is swamped with American guys and I suspect that I will meet many others in the next few days.

People in Rio: Admitedly I have only seen a very small area of what is a huge city. At one time I thought everyone in Rio was black or mulatto like the pictures seen of Carnival. Then the numerous posts about the famous termas talked about all the blondes. The reality is that most of the people I have seen are obviously not gringo white although a substantial number are. There are jet black faces, mulatos, morenas and pretty much everything in between. I am continuously reminded of Santo Domingo with the mixture of races, the narrow congested streets, the loud and often agitated sounding people, and the feeling that life is taking place on the sidewalks.

Portuguese: I kidded myself that I would be able to wing it with my Spanish. And forget about using English except in the establishments that cater to people using that language. I have been using Spanish and hoping for the best. Most of the time it doesn't work. The accent here is extremely strong and many words that you might recognize if written are pronounced quite different than Spanish.

Hard Bodies: If you read most Rio reports they continuously talk about the overall super fitness of the people, especially the women. Not so. I have seen plenty of guts, saggy bodies, and butt ugly faces. While there are a LOT of very attractive women in a streets, and sitting right next to me at this Internet site, I wouldn't call this city a place of beautiful people.

Termas: Finally..................... I've been to two of them. Monte Carlo and Solarium. Here's the dael. You walk in and register at the front desk. They give you a key on a rubber wrist band and the number on it is used to mark down your expensives. The bill is presented as you leave. Entry is 50 Reales (divide everything by 3 and you are close to Us numbers). The basic small but adequate room is 40. These are nothing like the dumps in TJ. One time I sprang for the jaccuzi suite. That is 1 hour instead of the standard 40 minutes. I'm not sure about the price but I'll out it all together in a second. The women is 100 in the basic room and 150 in the suite. My total bill last night, including maybe 5 bottles of water, some cod fish balls, a grilled cheese sandwich, and an hour in the suit was 150 cash and 148 on my credit card.

Both of these places are rather small on multiple floors. The bar area is like an extremely small US strip club or maybe an equally small Chicago club. The music is hard core CC at the night with a heavy beat. I am taking ear plugs tonight although the sound level isn't anywhere as bad is TJ. The women stand around waiting to get your eye and many of them dance while watching themselves in the mirrors. Very similar to the CC in that aspect.

Appearances: I had imagined a room filled with beautiful half naked women who all wanted my body. YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND WHAT IT IS LIKE TO WALK INTO THE BAR AREA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wow!!!!!!!!! Another wow!!! Last night I stayed in the Solerium for maybe 5 hours. There were around 15 women. None were anything but attractive and at least five were very very cute. I like blondes and I was ecstatic. And forget about all the BS about the women here being flat chested. Some are and others aren't. NO SILICON!!!!!! The famous bunda (tight round butt) is everywhere. I am not a butt guy but I am rapidly changing my attitude.

Attitude: I have never experienced the quality of interaction that I have found here. I was kissed more in 5 hours than I have been in the last 5 years. Sensuous, deep, long, gentle, hard, you name it. Lots of caresses and hugs. Light fondling under the robes that the guys wear. These women know how to ring your bells. I wish I could I carry on some sort of a conversation inbetween the physical activity.

Sex in the room: I've been with two women so far and I have one promised for tomorrow. This is going to be the hardest part of the trip. I am good for one shot a day, if I am lucky. I always get it up but sometimes that's it. Since I don't care anymore, and this is my first vacation in years, I'll probably just pay for time and fun. The two women I have been with were totally open. None of the crap about "don't touch me there, I don't do that, are we finished yet?" Outstanding BJs that go on forever, complete willingness to spread for me, 69, and whatever position(s) you want. And they interact in bed to the max. None of the dead fish type seen elsewhere.

I'll call it quits here for a while. I have some pictures but I promised the chica that I wouldn't post them. Too bad because her poises alone tell the story of how great these women are. And if I could show you the bar area with all the super cute women mingling with the men...........

TF, I am EXTREMELY jealous right now. Good for you for making the effort to make it down to Rio. Personally I'd love to hear any stream of consciousness stuff about the place that you have the time to share, and the stuff about prices and the ranges of girls available you share seems to get neglected in all the reports these days as all the former newbies are now old pros.

And if you're itching to share those pics offline, porquer@yahoo.com always works well for ME!!!

Keep posting the details!!!

GF; If you like TJ you will love Rio. The 13 hour flight out of LAX sucks but the termas make up for it. Enjoy your shopping trip at Help if you like all nighters with a GFE it can't be beat. Just avoid Terma Centarus like the plauge unless you want to be reminded of a TJ fuck!

Besides sex:

Several blocks from my hotel is a main boulevard. I walked into a shoe store looking for some new tennis shoes. $30 got me some that feel like walking on air. The salesman showed me how much better they are to the SEAsian ones we have to purchase. I also got a leather purse for a friend for the same price. Nice looking stuff. I'm going back to buy some moccasins later. Brazilian footware is world famous and looks and feels great.

Lunch was at one of the numerous buffets where they weigh your plate. Few of the huge variety of dishes look familiar but everything has tasted good so far. And the desserts? They are as soft, as sweet, as creamy, and as intoxicating as the women I have been with so far. Lunch was 14 reales and great.

The God awful amounts of filthy cigarette smoke everywhere are killing my lungs. Last night I walked into a drug store and bought some sort of cough medicine. The stuff was a gagger but seemed to work.

Internet access is all around this area. I have tried two so far. Broadband access, a light refreshment center, clean restroom, AC, and lots of pretty women.

Speaking of pretty women, I am realizing that this city is teeming with them. I needed to get past my own conceptions of beauty. I love their hair more than anything else. Clean looking with none of that crap kinky gel style back home. The super nice figures are emphasized by the clothes they wear. The light brown skin on so many just kills me when I see a peek of smooth tight skin around their stomach. I wish I could just somehow melt into them.

Speaking of sex:
I am already starting to overload. Not on sex sex itself but on the entire sexual environment that surrounds some of these women in the termas. I don't want to fuck them so much as just look at them and slowly be absorbed into their femininess. Does that make sense? The hardest part is that everywhere you turn inside the bar area there is a near naked women with a pretty face and usually a slowly growing warm smile directed right at YOU! She winks, you smile back, and the entire time you are being caressed, fondled, and kissed by the women you are currently with. I wrote women, not woman, because I have one on each side letting me know how much fun the three of us would have togther upstairs. And across the room are the two who were doing the same to me only 30 minutes before. And they are blowing kisses at me. There must be at least 4 in one place that I can't keep my eyes off and I haven't even met them yet. We look at each other and I feel myself crying inside.

I want all of them. Every last one of them. Like some sultan in his harem in the sky with no cares about the outside world. I just want to lay against them with their warm soft flesh. Cute tight butts. Long flowing hair. Perfect nipples that grow in my mouth. Their soft and very wet mouths that know exactly what to do.

I'm in serious trouble. I've gone from horny to something else in just a few days and I haven't a clue where I am or what comes next. I am seriously thinking of avoiding the termas today. The frustration I feel of not being able to talk with them is murder. But maybe that's for the best right now until I can get a handle on my own emotions.

I had two different desserts at the buffet today and wanted to go back was ashamed to. I would probably OD in time. And there were at least 15 more things that looked equally as good. Just like the termas. Blonde on blonde or on light chocolate, tan with dark sprinkels on white with soft cream, a super rich golden caramel on an off white mousse (?) with veins of deep caramel running everywhere. If I had been alone in the place I would have gourged myself, jacked off on top of everything for a final layer of warm cream, and staggered out with drool running down my mouth.

Maybe this is how I am feeling in the termas.

Tightfit,
Glad to see that your still having a great time.
Enjoyed talking to you at Solarium. Did not enjoy having to wait for you to finish with the suite. You fast talking devil you. Just remember that those girls can take 20, 30, 40 pounds off of you and years of wrinkles, etc. The problem is that as soon as you return home, the weight and wrinkles return also. LOL. At least mine did.

Ricardowhoishomealreadyandwisheshewasn't

I can only imagine what you're going through Tightfit, (I'm looking forward to my first visit later this year.)

Enjoying your commentaries.

BB

Tightfit writes: "Hard Bodies: If you read most Rio reports they continuously talk about the overall super fitness of the people, especially the women. Not so. I have seen plenty of guts, saggy bodies, and butt ugly faces. While there are a LOT of very attractive women in a streets, and sitting right next to me at this Internet site, I wouldn't call this city a place of beautiful people. "

I couldn't agree with you more Tightfit. I generally find the majority of the population there out of shape and not that attractive. I think when guys are talking about hard bodies they are thinking about terma girls. Anytime I walk down Avenida Atlantica or Avenida Copacabana I think the majority of the people are fowl.

Still there are some beautiful girls down there. Certainly enough to keep us horny bastards busy. In my opinion though the hottest girls I've met are actually from other cities like Sao Paulo, Porto Alegre, Curituba and Belo Horizonte.

Rio is definitely a fun place. The city is geographically beautiful. This was the first trip I actually saw most of the city. In 5 trips I never saw Sugar Loaf but made it this trip. Also had a nice lobster dinner at the Marina, took a trolley car tour through Santa Teresa, toured downtown and saw most of the city. There is so much to Rio that most mongers will never see. Definitely take the time to see some of the city if you get a chance.

Good luck all.

Bravo, Tight_Fit.
Bra vo.

That was a most excellent set of reports.

"I had two different desserts at the buffet today and wanted to go back was ashamed to. I would probably OD in time. And there were at least 15 more things that looked equally as good. Just like the termas. Blonde on blonde or on light chocolate, tan with dark sprinkels on white with soft cream, a super rich golden caramel on an off white mousse (?) with veins of deep caramel running everywhere. If I had been alone in the place I would have gourged myself, jacked off on top of everything for a final layer of warm cream, and staggered out with drool running down my mouth. "

I'm going to have to steal that last paragraph and use it in one of my trip reports.

Some thoughts about turbo-charging your current stay in Rio:

Kind've a shame that you have only one pop in you a day. Hell, if I were you, I wouldn't let that stop me. (maybe we should change your handle to "Loose_Fit")

Just get a girl or several in your hotel room and fool around or just chill out. Don't worry about actual intercourse. Turn on the radio or put on some music. Ask them to dance or do a striptease. Helps if you have a camera... Order some food from room service. The problem with the deserts is that you are eating those veins of creamy caramel at a restaurant and off of a plate. For God's sake, order your desert from room service or wherever, and eat it in bed, off a garota's belly, etc. This does not require language skills and communicates much.

Hell, go buy some markers and paper and shit... Drawing is great for nonverbal communications with garotas who are hanging out in your bed. That may sound nutty but try it -- don't be surprised when she nakedly asks to be your artistic canvas or vice versa.

As for conversation, just pull out your handy English-Portugese phrase book and send some phrases her way. She'll grab the book from you and send a few back. Lots of fun, even if things get communicated verrrrry slowly.

If you are going to snooze for a day, or even half a day, why not have a warm garota body or two snuggled up to you in the process? In my experience, many of these girls love to camp out and snooze in your bed in between sex sessions.

You can check with certain locals (e.g. Don from RioTrips; or Jose [whose handle at CH is copaking]) to find trustworthy garotas, and to get some translating done. Tell Don or Jose about your situation (loose fit, except for 1x a day). Tell him you would like to hang out with a garota but are only capable of banging 1x a day, but that you'd like some companionship anyway.

There are a number of garotas who speak some or even lots of English. You might be able to get Don or Jose or whoever to track one down for you (don't forget to toss him a few coins). I met a girl in 4x4 who spoke completely fluent english, and had lived in Colorado for a year (can't remember her name). I met a girl in Terma 65 named Tais who spoke some English. There are various others...

It doesn't sound like you've made it to Help, or any of the sleazy bars. You are still in for more treats. I know all about the intoxication effect you are talking about. The idea of not hobbying for a day could make sense, in order to re-charge.

If you can bear it, forget the friggin' air conditioning. Just slather your sweaty bod on top of hers and let the fluids co-mingle.

Ah, well. I wish I was in Rio. I'll have to return this summer.

The 4x4 girl is Stella. Speaks colloguial Americano. Will do a dupla with a rangy blonde: the real megilla, no show. Stella's a bit bottom heavy but they's some likes that, tho I don't fancy it She's a thorough pro in the suite -- meant as a compliment -- but (for me) at least there was no element of GFE.

TightFit
Excellent insights on Rio viewed from a newbie's perspective. I was just in town - did we meet?

Keep up the good work, and try some Cialis to see if you can't fuck all day long like Bwana.

DG