Well boys I just returned after my adventure. I had 2 frequent flier tickets to use so I decided to use one and meet my other buddy Roberto from Texas down there. I flew from Phoenix to Dallas and Dallas to Mexico City. In D.F. I took an airport taxi for $270 pesos. What a fucking ripoff. They have a monopoly though. I got to the bus station and took a bus to ACA. My buddy was waiting for me in the hotel lobby at Fiesta Americana when I arrived. We got changed and headed out for some fun. I grabbed a bite at Tacos Oriental and then we walked down the Costa Dorada. This place was off the hook all week due to Acapulco Fest. We went to Chicas first. What a fucking ripoff. I don't know what has happened in the past year but prices have really gone up for putas. Cover was $8 and drinks were $9. They tried not to tell us of the prices too. Girls tried to hustle us. They wanted $20 for a ticket and $130 for sex. I said WTF? We quickly left. Next we went to Samanthas. This place was the same deal. I got a lapdance here and they took advantage of me with the exchange rate for the dollar. I didn't have any pesos yet. Got myself a lapdance but the bitch was on the rag. Next we headed to Kisses. This one is directly across from Fiesta Americana. I like this strip club the best of all of them in ACA. We paid no cover here. The staff is awesome and the girls are really nice. Nobody is pushy there. Drinks are $4 and beers $3. This night I got an unlimited lapdance for $20. I got a bbbj for $40. Next we headed out and partied at Acapulco fest. There were people everywhere. Everybody was so cool. There was no fighting all week long. Cops were everywhere and didn't bother anybody. Drink glass bottles was fine on the street. We hit some regular bars and then started trolling for sg's. There are many sg's on the costa dorada between Disco beach and Barbarroja. I was able to get girls all week for $40 and they paid the hotel. We would take cabs back and forth and that cost was $2.50. My hotel will not allow any girls. This came back to bite me in the ass big time. I ended the night by doing a nice sg. Day 2 I slept all day and we started out drinking Presidente again. We continued on with our daily ritual of going to Kisses at the beginning and end of the night. This evening we got trashed and ended up going to Enigma on the hill. The cost was $30 for all you can drink. We drank from 10:30 p.m. until about 4 am. I think we ended up walking around the costa again. I met some local girl and we partied a bit. Apparently she wanted to come to my hotel but security wouldn't allow it. Day 3 I believe we partied alot at Kisses and met some new girls. My buddy got a freebie that night and I setup a freebie that night. We did alot more partying at Aca Fest that night. I passed out in the bar and headed home at 5 a.m. Day 4 I was really hurting. My stomach was absolutely killing me. I got some Alka Seltzer and I managed to put my drinking cap on again. We headed out to Baby Lobster and Barbarroja and did some drinking. I believe we did more sg's this evening. We also hit Foxy's but it was expensive and I wasn't in the mood for aggressive girls. Day 5 was our last night together because my buddy had to leave. We started out at Kisses again and got drunk. Later we walked the streets and went to the bars. I met 3 Chilangas at Barbarroja and they wanted to party. The conversation quickly turned dirty because I was drunk. They were really good sports. I said if you want to hang with me I will take you to Kisses. They said they had never been to a stripclub but would try it. I took them there and the employees were impressed. We got drunk. The strippers were not pleased. They were giving them dirty looks and one even told me she was jealous because I did this. One of the girls wanted to fuck me in my hotel. The other girl started to tell me that she had nice hair on her pussy. Then the third girl asked if I knew how to get some coca. I told her where they might get some across the street. Then they asked me to go along and said they all wanted to take me to their house in Acapulco. This sounded cool but I didn't want to do coca. They told me to meet them later but I blew them off. After they left a stripper grabbed me and took me in the back. She gave me a freebie with bbbj and fs. I guess it worked. I left and went to bed. My buddy left the next moring and I checked out. I found a shithole to stay in called El Greco. I basically rested all day until nightime. I had some beers on the street and went to a bar. I setup a meeting with a girl I met a year ago down there. Turns out she worked as a waitress in a strip bar and had to work that night. She wanted to see me though and I really like her from last time. I walked all the way down to the Centro of ACA and found her club Isabelle. There we partied until 4 am when I got tired. She wanted me to wait until she got off work but I was tired. I went home and left at 9 am for D.F. On the Costera there are about 6 strip clubs. I found out that there are a shitload more around the Centro. The strip clubs are all ripoffs. I would only go to Kisses by Fiesta Americana. Don't pay covers to go to these places. Stick with the sg's. Prices are about $35/hour for everything. I recommend Quinta Rebecca from the last time. I love Acapulco!!

Hi Tuff guy

my girl came back the very first day the fest started. She bought my some fest shirts and sovineers

She said its the biggest festival that goes on and its 24 hrs with people partying all night on the beaches.

its been 3 years since she had been there and said the taxis and other services has gone up in price a lot . Fuckin gringos !!

Glad you had fun

Milkberto

Good Job Roberto.

Milkman. Notice how his report backs up our theory that non pro pussy is ready, willing, and available. I think I would have been at those three girls house in zero seconds flat.

Thanks for the report Roberto

dude,

your an animal, a party animal!!!

the young man from Tuc. and I are
thinkin bout Nogi tomorrow (Sat)
if your'e interested.......