Hello to all my friends and brothers. Again I warn you that this review will not break any new ground for info on new places. I write this more for entertainment, for you, and reliving dreams, for me.
DREAMS ARE RIGHT, YOU LUCKY BASTARD...
First off let me introduce you to my little voice. You know, the little voice at the back of your mind that you hear occasionally. The one that tells you not to eat that piece of sushi cause it looks a little old.. You usually don't pay attention to him until you crap green Jell-O for two days after you eat the raw salmon he warned you about.
YEAH I STILL SMILE AT THAT MEMORY...
Oh, forgot to mention, my little voice busts my balls 100 % of the time and he always talks to me in capital letters, like he was a big shot or something.
HEE HEE HEE...........
Anyway, my journey starts this past Friday afternoon. As usual, running late for my afternoon flight to San Jose. Get to the airport and unexpectedly run into a long line at the AA check-in counter. Damn, my preflight flirting experience is in jeopardy. For those of you that have never flown out of or through Miami Intl airport, you don't know what you are missing. This airport is the main airport connecting Latin America with the U.S. The most unbelievably beautiful women visit this airport on a daily basis. Anyway, I wind my way through the line and get my ticket. With only 15 minutes left to go before I have to enter through to check in, I proceed with my usual M.O. I exit, smoke a cig and wait for a beautiful woman, alone, and with heavy bags. Talk about a beautiful set up. 5 minutes left and a cab pulls up to the curb. A stunning blonde gets out with her mother. Bummer, but I have no choice. They take out several heavy suitcases and look around for a non-existent porter as the cab drives away. I shimmy up to the babe and ask her if she would like some help. She smiles. Before she can speak, her mother scurries up and asks if I work at the airport.
YEAH HE IS THE GORGEOUS PUSSY WELCOME WAGON REP. YOUR DAUGHTER IS A BABE, CAN I CALL YOU MA.
"No" I say just waiting for my flight. "We can manage thank you"!!!!!!!!! she spits out.
Her daughter is now looking down, embarrassed. I excuse myself, embarrassed as well, and run to the metal detector before she calls the cops. Just before I lose sight of the babe, I blow her a kiss. She smiles again.
IF YOU HAD ANY BALLS, YOU WOULD GO BACK THERE AND FIGHT FOR THAT WOMAN AND FORGET COSTA RICA...YA BIG PUSSY.
Good idea voice..not.
I KNOW.. JUST TRYING TO RUIN YOUR DAY...AS USUAL.
I board my AA flight. The next couple of hours and a half are uneventful except for the fact that AA does not serve a meal on flights less than 4 hours. I was REALLY pissed off as I was counting on that meal. I had not eaten anything that day. So fill your tummy up guys if you have a short flight on AA.
Arrive at San Jose airport and the process goes very smoothly. No lines anywhere and I am out the door in about 20 minutes after landing. A $10 cab ride later and I am checking into El Presidente. Construction on the restaurant is almost finished. And the second floor casino should be ready in about a month. Can't say anything but good things about El Presidente and it's staff. I was a little disappointed in the room I got though. Room #320 is smaller than the other rooms I have stayed in and it has no large window. I recommend you not stay in that room. Pick one that overlooks the street. I asked for another room, but they were booked solid through the weekend. Apparently the slump in travel has not affected SJ.
I always make plans to get to Idem or the Park Hotel show when I arrive, but always wind up at the small bar across from El Presidente and next to the Balmoral Hotel. The beautiful bartender I met last time I visited is there, she smiles as I enter the door. She remembers me which makes me very happy.
YEAH YOU PROBABLY OWE HER MONEY.... ROMEO....
I sit there for a couple of hours, de-stressing with a few Imperiales and talk to her. Again she tells me that she does not work the weekends, but she does say they are celebrating one of the worker's birthday the next day at 4 PM. I guarantee my presence and talk to her some more till they close the place around Midnight. I have never made the move on her because she is a really nice girl and deserves better than a horny Cuban every couple of months.
YOU HAVE A CONSCIOUS..HOLY SHIT.. WHAT NEXT..
I am still hungry and grab a quick bite at the Mariscar restaurant 1/2 block down from the Presidente. I finish up and onto the Blue Marlin at the Del Rey hotel. One thing strikes me right away. There is an abundance of beautiful women there. Don't get me wrong, there are always great looking girls at the BM but tonight is special. There is a crap load of them.
This is going to be a good night...a very good night.
Well, I plant myself at my usual seat..the one at the very far corner next with windows facing the Monkey Bar across the street. I drink my usual Imperiales. There is a group of American guys at the table next to me, bringing over girls every 5 minutes, all very pretty. Some time later a gorgeous brunette walks over and sits at the table with them. I look over and smile politely. She orders a drink...tequila shot and a beer. She swigs it down like she was sucking on breast milk. I look at her and wince. I don't particularly care for tequila. She smiles and comes over to me. I immediately tense up. I never...ever...ever...make a move on another guys girl, no matter how gorgeous she is. I immediately tell her to go back to the table. She tells me it's OK. Her name is Monica. She has long jet black hair, Colombian, a slight over bite and a slim curvy body. She already tells me that she will be leaving with one of the guys, but can meet me tomorrow. I relax, congratulate her date and buy him a drink. He is cool with me talking with her and I ease up. We talk for a bit and she leaves. She returns a little while later with her friend Leah. I usually don't like to have girls brought to me, but Leah is a babe. 19 years old, blonde, Panamanian, about 110 lbs soaking wet, and a gorgeous face. I mean gorgeous.
YOU SEND HER AWAY AND I WILL TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT THE TIME A PRETTY DOMINICAN LICKED YOUR ASS AND GAGGED.
voice, I told you I had too much to drink that night and had a little accident.
I MEAN IT.................
Ok, Ok. I start chatting with Leah and she is a typical 19 year old. A little immature, but she is nice and we are getting along very well. I offer $80 and she accepts. She makes it clear that it will only be for 1 hour though. I smile. Once again I am faced with a challenge of turning a pro into a girlfriend and I am up to it.
A couple of her friends come over and we all chat for a while. It is kind of noisy and we move to the tables next to the casino and the internet computers. Soon a couple of more friends come over and there I am in the midst of 5 beautiful girls talking about everything. They feel comfortable with me and let their hair down. I ask them question and they are forthright with their answers. Soon I feel like I am one of them. I love that feeling. An hour goes by and BAMMMM it happens. I spot a dark skinned beauty in a very nice white evening dress. Holy Tico Turds, I am instantly attracted. Her name is Betty, she looks over and I smile. She smiles back and moves on. Damn, damn, damn. I curse myself because I never cancel a date with a lady after it is confirmed. I want to meet Betty so much it hurts, but the date has been made with Leah. Please, please...I think...let me meet Betty soon...really soon. I would....and will tell you all about it later. I reluctantly bring my attention back to Leah. Our group chats for another hour and it is getting late so Leah and I head off to the Presidente
Leah and I check into El Presidente and up we go. Once again I meet my friend...the elevator mirror.
HEY CUTE GIRL, BUT WHO'S THE OLD GUY...HE HE HE
Thanks voice, like I was not thinking of my steady babe already.......
SORRY, I DID NOT MEAN TO BRING YOU DOWN...HE HE HE...
We get to the room and do the freshening up thing. After I am done, Leah emerges wrapped in a towel. Nice legs, and the sight of her wet hair gets little lumps all riled up. I take the towel off which reveals a near perfect body. Leah is exquisite. The TV is tuned to MTV and they are showing the top 20 countdown. I usually don't leave the TV on, but figure a little music can't hurt. But as usual I was wrong!!!
HEY THAT WAS MY LINE........
Sorry lil voice, gotta be quicker next time.
Leah lays on the bed and starts watching the tube. I start to caress her and nothing. I mean nothing.
GEE A WOMAN DOES NOT RESPOND TO YOUR TOUCH...WHAT A SURPRISE...
Ok I think. I will keep going and she is bound to respond...I hope. I work my way down from her gorgeous face to her very shaved pussy. I commence down there, very slowly and gently. I look up and Leah is still staring at the TV. Uh OOOhh... have I lost my touch..?? I nervously wonder. I continue and still the same. Another 10 minutes and nothing. This babe could get a steady job at Madame Tussaud's wax museum and make a mint. Leah and I had gotten along so well before, I am now stumped. I work my way up to her frozen face and ask what is wrong. I tell her that she needs to tell me how to please her or I cannot have a good time. For the first time I notice a look of nervousness...even fear come across her face. She then tells me what I think is the one thing these ladies fear most.
"I was expecting this to be over quickly. I wanted this to be over by now." she says. I almost thought she was misting up. Wow...she floors me with that one statement. In that one statement she sums up the attitude of most ladies here. Imagine if they fell for every guy they meet. Only to see him with another Tica the next day. How long would we last if it was us in her position?? Is it a wonder they want to makes their dates detached quickies.
She breaks my heart. She does not want to enjoy our time together. I have a choice...get it over as quickly as possible, or work on both of us having a good time. Of course I choose the latter. I tell her that I understand her thoughts completely and if she wants she can leave whenever she wants. I had already left the $$$ in her purse. She says no she would like to stay. Well I say, the only way I will go on is if we can both enjoy our time together. She smiles and gives me a light kiss on the lips. Before I start….she oddly asks for a cigarette. She lights up and holds it out, with her left hand, at an angle way from her gorgeous body. I start anew and work my way down.
DUDE THIS BABE HAS THE BIGGEST NOSE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's her chin you moron... Sure enough Leah's head is now tilted back, cigarette burning. She has not taken a puff in about 5 minutes and the ash is burnt about half way through. I smile and continue. A short time later she begins to softly moan. Sure enough, she cums in about a minute. WOW..I think. There is nothing more exquisite than having a beautiful woman quiver at you touch.
YEAH HOW ABOUT A BRITTNEY SPEARS VIDEO!!!!!!!!
Close v but not quite. I slowly work my way back up and tell her "see that wasn't so bad" She smiles. I now take the completely burned out cig from her hand and retrieve a condom. "Now remember" I tell her "We need to work on this together" She grabs me, pulls me on top and we start.
"Tell me what you want Leah please!!!!!!"
Bad question... She hooks her legs around and pulls them close together after I enter her. I resist a bit and she persists. Actually it was sorta funny. For a few seconds we look like a cross between The Ultimate fighting Championship and 2 snakes in heat. Ok... you win. I think she has introduced me to her favorite position. It is a little uncomfortable but what the hell.. she is having fun.
LUMPY YOUR TOES ARE TURNING BLUE.............
Relax v I am OK. We make love slowly as I am grinding my pube bone on hers. She really likes this. After about 10 minutes she tenses and bamm another one.
WOW 2 ORGASMS...THIS BEATS YOUR RECORD BY 2................
Thanks v. But you are wrong..remember I gave your mama 3 last week...
YOU ARE GOING TO PAY FOR THAT ONE BUDDY.....................
I follow her with the first "O" I've had in about a week (I save up more that cash before my trips) and it felt unbelievably intense. We lay together for a bit, and as usual the sun is already out. We get dressed and she asks me to escort her back to the BM. Of course, I am glad to comply. She is worried about her cousin. Monica, Leah, and Leah's cousin all hang out together. Her cousin (sorry I forget her name) is also Panamanian about 25 years old short, nice body and very blonde hair. Her cousin is gone when we arrive. I pay for her cab ride home and I stumble back to my hotel.
I go upstairs, take a shower and down to breakfast. As I wrote before, I am on one of my 48 hrs no sleep binges. But I feel good. I scurry up to the Colonial Casino to place my pathetic football bets
I TOLD YOU THEY WERE SHIT-ASSED PICKS....
and sit to watch the games..........................
P.S.- Guys, please, the only reason I told you the Leah story is that, I am going to sound like a broken record if you have read any of my previous posts, you must learn Spanish. Believe me it will open up the Girl Friend Experience for you if you do. And after all, you are in their country. The least you can do is show them some respect by learning their language. I can't tell you how impressed these beautiful ladies are when a gringo can converse, even on a basic level, in their native tongue. It shows them that you care, that you took the time to learn to communicate with them. Spanish couple with a SINCERE wish to please her will result in a Girl Friend every time (well at least 90%). Don't believe...Prove me a liar.............
I will buy you a night's worth of drinks if I am wrong.
OK I will get off my soapbox now.................................
Ok...so where was I.?.
TIRED YOU FUCKING IDIOT..... WE HAVE NOT SLEPT IN 28 HOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who's the fag now v..
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Thank god that little bastard drifted off. Anyway here I am at the Colonial losing my ass, but wondering what awaits me...
I decide to head off to the $7 blowjob place our great Don Gordo told us about. Against my better judgment, I decide to walk. Actually it was not too bad. Besides, it gave me the opportunity to meet the beautiful ladies walking around. And meet them I do. I have this ch!ldish method I use. I pass a babe and wink/smile. I take 3 steps and turn around. If she has taken the time to stop and check me out, I stop dead in my tracks, and clutch my chest.
YOU SHOULD BE CLUTCHING THAT TINY DICK YOU HAVE..............
Damn that was a short nap v.
HEY I HAVE A LOT OF BALLBUSTIN TO DO...REMEMBER.................
It usually pays off with at least 1 meeting in a 30 minute walk and today was no exception. A very cute couple was walking across the street from me as I head to my destination. I cross the street. One is a nice brunette and the other a dark blonde... tall girl. They are looking down as we meet. "Buenas tarde cariño" "good afternoon darling". I pass takes my required steps and turn around. Sure enough they have both stopped and are busted checking me out. I stop, smile, and clutch. They smile. I ask if I can approach. The brunette says yes and we have a very nice 2 minute conversation.
CLANK.............CLANK.............
What's up v?.
OH NOTHING, THAT IS JUST THE SOUND THAT THE BALL AND CHAIN WILL MAKE AS YOU ROT IN PRISON.......YOU FUCKING PERV..........
Sure enough, they look awfully young. They probably were 18 or very close, but why take the chance. I excuse myself and keep walking. I arrive at the place. It is located on Calle 6 between Av 3 and Av 5. There is a bar next to it named "Bar El Verge", and the place has the word "Pension" on the door written vertically. I scope out the scene, and notice a couple of Ticos enter. About 30 seconds later they exit. Strange I think. 3 Ticos enter about 2 minutes later and leave about 1 minute after that. Damn I think it must be dead. I make a quick decision to head over to Bogart's. I probably should have entered, but I had a bad feeling. And besides, I really wanted to meet the webmaster of www.costaricasex.com. Make no mistake...this place should be checked out...
Thanks again Don Gordo......
A short walk later and I arrive at Bogart's. It’s on the corner across the street from Olympus. It does not have the name outside but has a black canopy at the entrance that says DISCO. Rico is not there and I order a drink from his pretty bartender Yamilet. We chat for a while and she is a sweetheart. Translation- Sweetheart means she is a bartender..... period.....
She is very sweet, laughs often and is interesting to listen to. She does not speak much English, but is trying to learn fast. Much to my disappointment, there are no girls there yet. It's about 3 PM Saturday. The Webmaster/owner walks in about 15 minutes later. Rico is a very cool guy. Bullshitted with him for about an hour and noticed the time. 4 PM.
THE BIRTHDAY PARTY YOU SCHMUCK...I WAS GOING TO REMIND YOU EARLIER, BUT WANTED YOU TO BE LATE.
Damn you v...
HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN ABOUT THAT CRACK ABOUT MY MOM........
Ok Ok are we even yet...
NOT BY A LONG SHOT...............
Oyyyy... I dart out of the place and head over to the department store about 3 blocks from El Presidente. I buy a nice cologne and race to the bar. The birthday boy is not in yet and I am relieved. The gorgeous, now off-duty, bartender babe that invited me is there and greets me with a smile and a kiss on the cheek. She makes my day. Wilfred (the birthday boy) arrives and we all yes "Sorpresa!!!!!!!!!!!!!". He is truly surprised. He opens all the gifts and we all have a great time. A side note- He grabs me at a corner and tells me that it was very nice for me to have gotten him a gift even though I barely know him. "These are the things a man never forgets" he tells me. Wow. A simple gift and I have a friend for life!!!!!!!!!!!
WILFRED FOR PRESIDENT..VOTE AND VOTE OFTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Always trying for the easy way out huh v.........
HEY IF I RELY ON YOU...MY LIFE WILL STAY AS SHITTY AS IT IS NOW...
He has a point. Anyway, it is now around 7 Pm and I am triply tired. I decide to take a quick nap. I go up to the hotel and take a 1 1/2 hour nap. I shower, change and off to my steady babe's workplace. I won't bore you with any more details about her. There will be a link at the end of this report to my previous reports where she is fully (overly) discussed. I get to her work and spend the next few hours drinking, chatting and wondering. Wondering about what you say... You'll see...
My gal tells me that she can not accompany me back to the hotel as she usually does. She has to go home. I don't ask a lot of questions as I have plans myself. I head out of there and over to Blue Marlin around 12:30 Am. Damn..Damn... No Betty. I am determined to wait ....so I stay alone. I take my usual seat. A few minutes later, the worst possible thing happens, you guessed it...Leah wanders into the bar accompanied by her cousin. I slump in my chair and hide my face. The waitress notices me and has to laugh. I am not laughing........
HEY LEAH OVER HERE...I LOVE YOU...........
Shut the fuck up voice... Ok Ok I will never make another crack about you mom ok please......
OK..OK.. BUT BE CAREFUL..........
Ok besides her hooch did not smell that bad after I wash it out with turpentine.
LLLLEEEEAAAAHHHH...OVER HERE.............
Sorry v could not resist. Thankfully Leah disappears out the door about 10 minutes later. I continue to wait and up comes Monica. She looks wonderful. But she has this habit of trying to fuck with your mind. She aks me if I am free and after I say yes (not really, just fucking with her..back), she tells me that she already has a date.
WELL WHY THE FUCK DID YOU ASK HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Actually, I would not have made a date with her as I was waiting for Betty. I usually take the bird in the hand but this bush...I had to meet....
Another while goes bye (it's about 3 AM and I am getting discouraged). I have been at the casino for a while losing a few dollars and wander back over to the bar. HOLY SHIT THERE SHE IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She is talking to a worker... I think. Her arms are flailing and she is talking a mile a minute. She is not mad mind you, but I can tell she is emotional and fiery. I wait for her to quit with the guy. 15 minutes go bye and the guy hauls ass. Thank god. I take a step towards her and she immediately sits next to a European looking guy. This can't be happening.....Oh my God .... this can't be happening. I can't help myself. I stroll over around the bar and position myself in front of her about 15 feet away. I break my rule of not messing with another guy's girl...but I can't help myself. After a few seconds she looks up, I smile and wait. The pathetic look on my face must have broken her heart. She immediately gets up and walks over to me. My heart pounds. I ask her if she has a date. Oh no... she says.. that's a local friend of hers...a chef at a nearby restaurant.
Bingo...she is mine...all mine. I mention that I had admired her in that sexy white dress she wore the night before. She appreciates that I had noticed. Today she wore pants, a blouse and a jacket and she looks magnificent. We begin to talk. Betty has me mesmerized. I hang on to every word, and she seems like she likes me as well. Hours go by. The sun comes up. This is the first time ever that the sun has risen before I depart from the BM. She agrees to come up to the room with me (like I would not drag her there anyway!!!!!). I cannot describe the pleasure I felt over the next few hours. I can't... won't... describe the details, but rest assured, she is the most sensual, passionate, and pleasing woman I have ever been with. Not just in this great country...but EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMN....DUDE I HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Get used to it v. Betty may be the "one"
We take a very quick nap and she leaves. But not before she leaves me her cell and home number. Maybe we can meet tonight she asks. Oh sweetheart...we will be together again...trust me.
OH LUMP DUMP...REMEMBER... WE HAVE A DATE WITH YOUR STEADY TICA LATER TODAY...
Yes we do v, but trust me I will be with Betty tonight..Guaranteed............
Whew almost done!!!!!!
THANK GOD ALL THAT WHINNING ABOUT BETTY IS GETTIN ON MY NERVES!!!!!!!!
Ok Ok. So it's Sunday morning around 11:30 when Betty leaves. She leaves me her home and cell number and tells me that I can call her if I want. OHHH baby trust me I will call.
SEE..MORE WHINING........GEESH......
My steady babe is due in about 1 hour. I run over to the internet cafe then up to the room for a shower. My babe gets there early and is waiting for me at the lobby empty handed..no bag, no purse..nothing.
Now what she tells me is something only a 19 year old could come up with.......
"Sorry.. but my cousin came over to the house and said he was getting married and I have to go to the wedding!!!!!!!!"
Ok, I think to myself, I have planned this trip for over 2 months..keeping you informed all the way. Now your cousin springs a wedding at the last minute. I almost laughed, but feigned disappointment. Of course, all the while I am planning my night with Betty.
We eat lunch at the Mexican place across the street from the Planet Mall and I offer to pay to get her hair fixed and her makeup done. Around 5 PM I send her off in a cab and head over to Bogart's. Damn..it's closed...... Sorry Rico..I know I promised to visit again, but I could not.
Nothing else to do...I head back to my room. Just as well as I have to visit a local Tico friend and his family to drop off some stuff I brought over from the States.
HOLY SHIT...3 MINUTES HAVE GONE BY AND YOU HAVE NOT MENTIONED THE "B" WORD.
You're right v thanks!!!!!!
DAMN..DAMN...........
I call Betty around 8 PM and she accepts my dinner invitation. She looks better every time I see her. She has on a beige colored dress and looks like a million Colones.
BIG DEAL THAT'S ONLY ABOUT $3000 BUCKS WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Ok make that 300 million Colones
SUCKASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, we head over to the Corobici Hotel and eat at the Sushi place. Not bad.......
On to Infinito. The place is dead...I mean dead
No prob, just exit turn right and hit the next small disco about 50 feet away. This one is rockin....
We dance the night away. A couple of her friends from the BM show up and we have a party. We decide to check out Infinito one last time and what happened next is the funniest part of the whole trip.
WOW..IT'S BEEN A LAUGH RIOT SO FAR.......
Picture this..We sit at the bar (the one with the aquarium) and we are 2 of 3 people there. She knows the bartender and introduces me. We dance a couple of songs on an empty dance floor. We get back to our seats and there is a girl with her date that are sitting...you guessed in our seats. I guess the other 25 empty stools were not good enough for them. Ok. I get them out of our seats and they wander to... you guessed it...the seats of 2 ticos a couple of stools away. Betty and I check out the couple. She is completely blitzed and he is not far behind. Well, one of the Ticos becomes angry at the girl for taking his seat, and a fight breaks out between the Tico and the girl. The manager has to comes over and calm her down. The Tico is going nuts calling her a bitch and threatening to kick her ass. Great..I think another fight in San Jose. See my report from April...you will see what I mean........
A couple of minutes go by and that's when the fun starts. This Tico starts to caress the girl in front of her date!!!!!!. Oh it gets better..........
On cue they start to examine each others tonsils. The gal's Tico just sits there. Now comes the weird part.......
The Tico walks over and commences to stroke the Tica guy's hair. I thought this could only happen in Miami...but noooooooo.
Pretty soon all three of them are swappin spit and getting all hot. I could not resist. I get up walk over and ask if there is room for one more. All three smile...especially the guys...... I start to crack up. Betty grabs my arm and tells them I am already taken. We leave right away... laughing our asses off.
Back to the hotel and yes.... another unbelievably wonderous night and no...no details.
She stays the night and with the most regret I have felt in a long time...I send her off in a cab...for the last time......
I NEED A TISSUE
Well I haul ass to the airport where the cruelest of all twists awaits me. I get to the counter and the girl tells me that American Airlines is taking volunteers to stay the night because they are overbooked.
DUDE WHAT IS THE JAIL TIME FOR JUMPING OVER THE COUNTER AND KISSING THIS BABE?????
I was thinking the same thing myself v.
I gleefully agree. I have to go to the gate for the final say so. I buy one of those phone cards at the booth near the AA counter and meet my last babe of the trip. A tall 30ish dirty blonde Tica is behind the counter and she is stunning. I mean stunning. If you guys remember, check her out please!!!!!!!
Anyway I pretend I don't know how the cards work, and she exits to help me. Damn so many beautiful women around.......
Well, I call home and explain my sorrowful tale about being bumped and head over to the gate. Great news...they tell me.... we were overbooked but noone needs to get bumped...some passengers never made it here for their flight. Sir are you OK????
Yes the look on my face must have told the whole story. Not only do I have to leave, but the plane is packed...every seat taken.
HA HA HA HA TOLD YOU I'D GET YOU BACK..........I LOVE YOU MOM!!!!!!!!!!
Yes v but I have still have Betty to look forward to.
DAMN!!!! DAMN!!!!!!!!!
Back in the states and have been in constant contact with Betty. Planning my next trip in February and counting the minutes.
Thanks for reading guys and have fun on your next trip.

I have updated the hobby map of downtown San Jose. Take a look and I am always looking for more places. Please reply with addresses if you gius see a spot not already on the map

http://lumpsluvscostarica.homestead.com/map.html

.......again Thanks..........

"Spanish coupled with a SINCERE wish to please her will result in a Girl Friend every time (well at least 90%). Don't believe...Prove me a liar............. "

What a nice post. Brought back my week at the Del Rey in 1999. I left a different man. Call it the ping! factor. Suddenly nothing in my entire life mattered but somehow getting to Latin America permanente.

And you are so, so right in the above comment.

I "settled" for life in El Paso across from Juárez, Mexico, and I found the diamonds harder to find than they were in Costa Rica but every bit as shiny once I did.

In the beginning, they would laugh at the funny things I said trying to speak Spanish, but they never laughed at me, just at the funny things I said.

I used to say tengo hombre when I meant tengo hambre, and I did this for about a year, until finally a someone laughed so hard she was in stitches. "Say tengo haaaambre, no tengo hoooombre. You say you have a man!" she said, laughing again.

Yes, y gracias por tu patiencia con mi espanól, amiga, por tu risa y sonrisas. ¿Quién está que viejo con usted? The one who does all he can to please you, because he wants to see you come your brains out on his old hard cock? The one who thrives on your laughter and youth as though you are Ponce DeLeon's fountain? The one who watches you sleep when you don't know he is watching, slowly pushing aside a strand of your soft hair from your lovely face with the appreciative fingers of a man twice your años, just so he can better see you sleeping? The one who throws his head back in heavy traffic a month later and beams a big smile just to remember you.

He is you, Lumps, and he is me.

Thank god for Latin America.

Good report Lumps. I will posy one when I return. Guys, if you're going, print this map and take it with you. I've used it everywhere and haven't gotten lost (much).