Day Six
Thursday November 15th, 2001
Weird Wakeup but “Xzyte”ing Night

I didn’t sleep very well last night because of the wakeups, the falling asleep, the wakeups, the falling asleep, and then the “middle of the night” sex. And for that reason, I was up pretty early that day. Ying was still with me when the phone rang. It was Dart and he wanted the digital camera so he could do an upload. I thought nothing of the fact that Ying was still with me and he would soon be over. And he had no idea I was with Ying at this point.

He soon knocks on the door to get the camera. He had a really surprised look on his face when he saw Ying with me. At the time I thought it was embarrassment for knocking on the door when I had a girl with me. I later found out I was wrong. Ying spots him and seems happy to see him. He heads back to his room to start uploading the pictures.

After a few moments, she heads over to Dart’s room. That was weird I thought. Why the hell did she do that? What the hell is she doing over there? She was over there for a while and when she came back, I said I had to get dressed and run some errands this morning. I paid her and she left.

I showered and met up with Dart and we headed out to do some shopping and grab a bite to eat. During breakfast, Dart asked me if her reaction was weird at all when we approached my room. I wondered why he was asking me this and said, “No, nothing I could notice.”

He asked how the session was and I said it was fine. Nothing special, but above average.

That is when he told me he gave her MY room number and said she was his backup that night. I started laughing and got a kick out of this. I asked why he didn’t grab her and he said he went looking for her but she was gone. He must have just missed her, because I grabbed her right around closing time.

We also chatted about how we liked Pattaya so far. For me, I was pretty disappointed. I had heard that ones relationship with Pattaya is either love or hate. I wasn’t quite towards hate, but I had a much better time in Bangkok. I was scheduled to leave this Sunday night, so my time here was running thin. We originally planned on heading back to Bangkok on Saturday or Sunday. Now I was thinking about trying to talk Dart into heading back on Friday or even today! We agreed to give Pattaya one more night and then head back to Bangkok on Friday.

While we were walking around Beach Road that afternoon, we spotted Ying walking around with a friend. She immediately ditches her friend and starts following Dart for a while. I forget why she leaves, but she eventually does. For me, this is pretty much the end of the story. I did a girl that had a little crush on my buddy. Oh well, no big deal. However, the story actually gets a lot better, but this is where my involvement in it pretty much ends. I’ll have a few pieces here and there, but Dart has some really interesting stuff. For Dart, the story is just beginning.

As we were walking along Beach Road, we stumbled into a street side shopping complex. It had a bunch of different types of shops in it. Some sold Buddha’s, some sold hand fans, some sold elaborate drawings, some sold silk boxers and T-shirts, and yes, there were a couple of tailors there as well.

As much as I had resisted earlier, I couldn’t resist anymore so I decided to check one out. The Indian spoke perfect English as I quizzed him on the potential purchase. Let me just say that, for practical purposes, I have no use or need for suit. In the summer, I wear shorts and a T-shirt to work everyday. In the winter, I wear Dockers and T-shirt.

Still, I was curious. This was one aspect I had no experience with, and I am usually all about doing something just for the experience. I wavered back and forth several times while asking him questions. Unfortunately, I didn’t know the right questions to ask. He wanted $90 for a tailor made double breasted silk suit. I spotted a material I really liked. This $90 included trousers, shirt (also silk) jacket and tie. I didn’t think that price was that bad, so I decided to go for it.

Every aspect of the suit was my decision. From the pleats on the trousers, to the number of pockets and style of jacket, this suit would truly be unique and made to my specifications. I am a bigger guy (short but heavy) so I chose the slenderizing double breasted jacket.

He said to come back in about 3-4 hours when the tailor was here so he could fit me for the jacket. He also wanted 2000 baht ($44 US) up front. So I whipped out some plastic money and gave him his deposit. I explained to him that I was leaving for Bangkok tomorrow, so time was a concern. He assured me this was no problem and that after the tailor fitted me; he could have the suit ready by midnight. As a value-added service, he would even deliver the suit to my hotel for me.

I also inquired about the tailor business in general. He told me that almost all the tailor shop owners were Indian. I assumed then that all the shops used the same factory and the same people to manufacture the clothes. No, no no, he responded. He had his own factory and his own people. Each shop did. I wasn’t too sure I believed this, but I nodded and went along with him. The guy claimed to speak something like seven languages. Two dialects of Indian, English, Thai, French, German, and Italian. Wow if it was true.

Satisfied, I left with an afternoon appointment to come back and get fitted with the jacket. Dart and I bummed around some beer bars that were open, making friendly conversation with some of the ladies and snapping some pictures. This continued until I was ready to get after it again. So we headed over to Sabai Land once again. There was one more target I had from the previous day and I wanted to see if she was available. I was feeling bad about doing so many girls there, but I had to get my targets. Sorry!

I would later discover some other massage parlors available in Pattaya, but during the duration of my trip there, I only knew about the three Sabai’s all right there around 2nd Road and Soi 2.

I walked in and immediately spotted my target, she was in the fishbowl and available, so I decided to grab her and take her up. From a distance, she looked like she had a really incredible rack on her. I wondered if it was enhanced though, as most Thai girls had very, very, very small breasts.

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Nui was 24 and she had a room on the second floor. While walking to her room, you could look to the right and see the fishbowl. The rooms were to the left.

Once we got to her room, she had a television and a combo DVD, VCD, MP3, and CD player. She also had several posters on the wall around the room and various arts and craftsy girl type stuff.

She popped in a porno movie and we undressed. She bathed me thoroughly. Nui was a lot better at bathing than Ya from last night. The slip and slide was also a lot more fun and this session was looking up from the moment we got into the bath together.

Once we finished with both the shower and the slip and slide, we proceeded to the bed. I once again agreed to 1500 baht, but she wanted it up front! I told her I would gladly pay her the agreed upon price after the session was over. She wanted her money up front because some asshole had fucked her before and not paid her. I again explained to her that I was good for the money and I would pay when we were finished. She accepted that and we were off.

My fingers took the opportunity to enter inside of her a little bit while she gave me a fairly short BBBJ that once again was more like a BBLJ (Bare Back Lick Job). After the BJ she hoped on board and gave me a good ride. I took this chance to massage those two wonderful melons she had. They seemed unusually big for Thai girls, so I was skeptical about them being natural. But if they were fake, they had a natural shape to them and they were incredibly soft like real breasts. She rode me forever and I was pretty sure she got herself off during that time.

We switched to doggie and then I finished up in missionary. The session was very good overall. It was my best in Pattaya by far. The session included lots of affection with tons of kissing. She held on to me tight and wrapped her arms around me while I did her missionary. She also seemed to enjoy herself during the session. I was happy when I finished so I hopped up to clean off and take a quick shower. Afterwards, she did the same.

(Side Note: I forgot to mention that last night, after I “half” did Trip, I got some Viagra before heading back to Sabai Land to do Ya. 100 mg was 500 baht ($11 US) at a local pharmacy. I am fairly young and don’t really need it, but I like to use it occasionally to enhance my hardness and to last a bit longer. I also like the super fast erections and it helps me a lot when I do more than 2-3 sessions in one day.)

I guess some of the effects of the Viagra were still lingering because as I was drying off from the shower, Nui noticed that I still had an erection. She commented to me, “You still have power?” (“Power” being the term they seem to use for being able to maintain an erection and the length of time you can last in bed) I replied, “Yes.”

“You have sex again,” she asked? This took me completely by surprise and I thought it was a ploy to get more money out of me at first. I told her right there that I was not going to pay her any additional money for a second time. She was fine with that and replied something like, “I want come again.”

I again started to warm her pussy up with a finger massage. First one, then two and eventually three fingers but back to two for the most part. Then she switched her position and started to give me another BBBJ. This time, it was actually a BBBJ and not a BBLJ and she was quite good at it. This continued much longer than I expected, so I continued to finger her and watch her reaction while she continued giving me an excellent blowjob.

Finally, it was time for her to mount me once again and I had to take advantage of her beautiful breasts. She rode and rode but wasn’t coming yet, so we switched to missionary. About halfway through missionary, she finally came. I did her a little while longer in missionary and then finished off in doggie.

Now THIS was a great time. The BJ the second time around was fantastic and I was happy about the two pops. I had finally found a really good session in Pattaya, although I had to look and look to finally find it.

She rinsed and cleaned me off after the session and I left Sabai Land with a big smile on my face.

I headed back to the tailor and got myself fitted for the jacket. This only took about 5 minutes, with the owner making a quick call and having a guy come down with the material. Once he arrived, I slipped on an outline of the jacket and the tailor pinned up various parts of it. I paid the owner the remainder of the balance, another 2000 baht ($45 US). I told him to please deliver it to the Eastiny Inn on Soi 8 and drop it off at the front desk with my name and room number on it. He took down the information and said I could expect it around midnight.

I was really tired from the days events and the lack of sleep from last night, so I took a brief nap before I met up with Dart again. It was tonight that I finally discovered all the hidden treasures that beer bars had to offer. For the most part, at lot of unattractive girls inhabited the beer bars. But I discovered that if patient, I could really find some amazingly attractive women.

As we wondered from beer bar to beer bar, I discovered that Dart had this art down to a very fine science. He would take me to a place and say, “What about that one?”

“Fuck yah!” I was wondering how he was finding these girls and places.

We stopped at a bar on Soi 7 and it was crowded! The place was all decked out with balloons, streamers, music, and had a general party atmosphere to it. (Like what bar didn’t in Pattaya?) We stop in and grabbed some beers and this girl wearing a stream of paper or something that like around her. This is like one of the streams that say “Miss America” or Miss California.” Attached to this stream were various amounts of Thai baht.

The girl comes up to Dart and explains to him that it is her birthday. (I forgot if he gave her any money.) They chatted for a while and snapped a picture. The party continues until the lights start to dim a little. The girl leaves for a second, and then comes back without her stream. A weird version of Happy Birthday starts to blare across the speakers and a cake with tons of candles and sparklers is brought out, being help up high above the heads of everyone.

The cake is finally brought down to the girl and she blows out the candles. Then the girls from the bar go wild popping all the balloons that had been hung up. Then the regular version of Happy Birthday starts to blare. I must admit though, the “Thai” flavor to the song was quite humorous. It was in English, but a lady was singing with a Thai accent. “Happy Buuuurthdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to yu. Happy Buuuurthdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to yu. Happy Buuuurthdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Happy Buuuurthdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, Happy Buuuurthdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to yu.

Then the other Happy Birthday song played. All I remember from the lyrics were “Happy Happy Burthday” and that immediately made me think of the Carl’s Jr. $6 dollar burger commercials. They continued to rotate between these two songs over and over. We finally got tired of this, paid our bill and left. But those damn Happy Birthday songs kept playing on in my head.

We start to head back to Soi 8. There is a little side street that connects Soi 7 and 8 and we found another beer bar here that had some good talent. I don’t know if Dart had been here earlier, but there was another girl here that liked him very much. We sat down and ordered some beer. He got the really cute girl sitting next to him and I got a butt ugly girl sitting next to me.

After sitting here for a while, I think Dart discovers my unhappiness with my current girl so we move into picture mode. I whip out the camera and several girls get their picture taken with Dart.

I snap the pictures and I actually get a picture of myself with the cute girl that liked Dart. But I learned my lesson from the other night. I wasn’t going to barfine another girl that seemed to like Dart, even though I was attracted to her.

After this, we then head over to the Best Friend Beer Bar Complex. I really, really, really like this beer bar complex. I think Dart had beer here earlier in the day and had made some friendly talk with many of the ladies.

There was a red head in one of the back bars that completely blew me away. So Dart and I sat down there and kicked backed a little. I didn’t end up talking with her that much though. Upon closer review, her face wasn’t as stunning up close as it was from afar, but she had a fantastic body.

We paid up and headed out and Dart pointed out a girl that would become known as the “Tall girl.’ Tall girl was playing that numbered dice game (anyone know the name of it?) with another girl while another girl was looking on. I was originally attracted to the girl that was looking on more. So I stopped to chat with her a bit. Things just didn’t seem to go well, and yet again, I found a girl that looked better from a distance. I bid her goodbye and then got another look at the tall girl. Wow! I was really attracted to her now.

Overall, there were two really solid targets here for me here, but I wasn’t quite ready to commit yet. Dart wasn’t either so we headed out and up Soi Pattayland 2. We entered the Classroom and I immediately spotted a target. It was once again the way she danced that moved me to like her.

Dart said that girl I had spotted was one of his possible targets the night he ended up taking Puy This girl was dancing and moving her tiny little frame in ways that excited me greatly. I was pretty much sold there, but I checked with Dart to see if he wanted her. He said go ahead and even helped again in bringing her over to me once she finished dancing.

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Her name was Rung and she was number 49. This girl was short and had a tiny, tiny, incredibly small, petite frame. You know how I love this! I bought her a drink and then chatted briefly with her.

This was my last night in Pattaya and I had still not gone to Xzyte Disco. I had read so much about this place so I asked Rung if she wanted to go to Xzyte with me. She did, so I barfined her and she left to go back and change. Dart either hadn’t decided yet or was still looking. But I told him where I was going and hopefully if he found a girl, he could meet up with us later.

Rung came out, I bid Dart goodnight and Rung and I headed out to 2nd Road to hire a baht bus to take us to Xzyte. It was 50 baht to go there. I happened to glance down at my watch on the way there and noticed it was almost 2am. I was wondering if the place was even going to be open by the time we got there. Supposedly a 2am crackdown on all nightlife places was in effect now.

It wasn’t that short of ride and we arrived in about five minutes. We took the “back road tour” and zigzagged our route on several smaller Soi’s before arriving. Once there, the front lights to the place were off, but there was still action going on at the door and cars in the parking lot.

We get up the door where we were greeted with Wais by several girls in pink dresses. We were then led into the building and to the left, down a step and into an area closer to the stage, and then finally to a small table with a couple of stools beside it to sit on. This table was pretty close to the stage.

Upon entering, I noticed a lady on stage singing with the band. The two huge video display screens on both sides of the stage had a close-up of her face. Rung told me this lady was one of her favorite singers here and she liked her very much.

I was very impressed with the place overall. First for the size. However, given its size, the place was kind of quiet in terms of people, but it was a Thursday night. The lower area (The Pit) was full of people, but the surrounding area behind the pit and the upstairs area were completely empty.

My first thought was that I had never been to a club like this before in the states. And I could not think of one similar in size and features.

Rung and I ordered some drinks, she ordered a Heineken and I (wussily, but I had drank too much tonight already) ordered a sprite. They ended up bringing me a Spy. I think it is some kind of wine cooler. Rung cleared up the misunderstanding for me and I received my Sprite.

We continued to kick back and enjoy the live show. I started to like the overall atmosphere and began really liking this place.

Then I had to do to the restroom. Some of you might be asking why I am including this in my report, and you have every right to do so. However, Ranger sent me an email one time about his adventures in the Xzyte Disco toilets. I wasn’t entirely unprepared for what I was about to experience, but even after reading his email on the subject, I wasn’t exactly prepared either.

One of the comments that scared me was when he mentioned one of the guys in the restroom started to massage his ass while he was using the urinal. I kept that foremost in my mind as I approached.

When I entered, to say that “an army of service attendants were in the restroom” would be a huge understatement. Jesus! Do this many people REALLY need to be in the restroom? They each wore white shirts with navy vests and each vest had a number on it. Oh my!

I declined on the urinal and headed to the stall. After finishing, I opened the door and THREE, yes THREE guys were waiting for me. They lead to the sink where I started to wash my hands. One guy was behind me massaging my calves and hamstrings. Yet another guy was massaging my shoulders and arms. And then finally, yet ANOTHER guy was handing me soap, a cold towel, a warm towel, and then finally a comb. The grand finale was one of them popping my neck in each direction. Man that makes me nervous though!

While attempting to leave a silver trip tray was immediately thrown in my face. I threw down 20 baht, and number two pointed back at him, so I threw down another 20 baht. Finally, the THIRD guy wanted ANOTHER 20 baht and I said no. They were just going to have to split the 40 baht and I left.

Wow! Never thought using the restroom would EVER be that interesting. I came out and Rung was waiting for me. One of the highlights after I came out from the restroom was someone handing a girl on stage a coke, her chugging it, moving all around really fast to some music and when the music ended; promptly letting out a nice belch! The audience all got a really big laugh out of that.

The finale for the evening was a Thai guy coming out and signing Bon Jovi, “It’s My Life.” I don’t know what it was with this song and Thailand, but I heard it all the time while I was there. Mitsubishi Motors had a commercial that ran, (not that I watched that much TV while I was there, but every time the TV was on, I heard or saw that commercial) with that song playing while they were advertising cars.

I thought the band sound pretty decent though. Mr. Thai Bon Jovi stood on a platform that raised him up above the others on the stage. Then it later brought him back down. After they band finished this song, they exited the stage.

Then they started to play some dance music, which I guess the best description would be some House and Techno music. The video screens lit up with some digital animations and the huge cage above “The Pit” displayed various light shows. Rung started dancing and then I eagerly joined her. Man I love the way she dances!

We only stayed for about an hour, and around 3am, we headed out. As we were walking down this main street Xzyte was on, I think she pointed out someplace called “Clown Disco.” Does that sound right? We continued walking down this main street until we made a left and headed down a side street. She said she wanted to go to this one place and I had no idea where she was taking me. After a short walk, we came across a building that had water falling and dripping across the glass windows in front.

It is completely pitch black inside and we are led to our tables by flashlight. She seems to know several of the waiters, servers, or whatever here and I think she was asking about seeing if a female friend of hers was here. This place was packed from wall to wall, and the DJ taking requests and playing some music.

From what I could gather, no food was served, it was just drinks. So we ordered something. Still sprite for me (they got it right this time); Rung ordered a Heineken and coke and mixed the two together. There wasn’t really too much to this place, but I wasn’t quite ready to head back to the hotel yet and I was enjoying my time with Rung.

She requested Thank You by Dido and the song was soon played by the DJ. I took a few more shots of her, and got the waiter to take a picture of us together.

After about another hour or so here drinking, I decided it was time to go. I asked if she was hungry, but I was not. I was fearful that if I was not hungry, she would not be hungry as I had read that happens on occasion with the girls in Thailand. She really did want me to eat something though and after another short walk, she found a small open air restaurant where she grabbed something to eat.

Now that the food was finally out of the way, we hopped another baht bus back to Soi 8 and back to my room. Overall, I had a pretty good time out with Rung. Xzyte was kind of fun, although I would have liked to have gotten there a bit earlier. The bar with the running water down the windows in front was romantic and very nice. And Rung was really sweet.

We get back to the hotel and I check in at the desk to make sure my suit had arrived. Sure enough, it had, so I grabbed it and took it with me. Once in the room, I snapped a few more pictures of Rung before we showered up and was ready to get down to business.

Man. She is so incredibly tiny. I love it! No BJ, but again, if they didn’t just do it, I didn’t ask. I need to change my ways in that manner! She was very affectionate with the kissing though. Overall, the session was very good. I did her in missionary and doggie, not on top for some reason. I can’t remember. I still had lots of “power” for this session and ended up having a very long, fulfilling session with her. Doggie was nothing short of fantastic with that tiny little butt and waist.

It was really late now, so after the sex, I fell asleep while holding her small body in my arms.

Oh yeah, here are some side notes to this story. Reading Dart's account of things jogged my memory.

After I grabbed Rung from the Classroom, we actually stopped by my room before we headed over to Xzyte. I wanted to break out some of the Glowsticks I had brought with me and give them to Rung.

I was slighly concerned passing Ying's bar with Rung, but since it was Dart she actually liked, I figured I was ok. Especially after he showed me her letter.

The bad news was that when coming down from 2nd Road, you HAD to pass Ying's bar to get to the Eastiny Inn. I felt bad for Dart since we almost always came back to our hotel from Walking Street and her bar was practically next to the hotel.

I didn't see her while heading down to the hotel and picking up the glowsticks. But as Rung and I were walking up Soi 8 towards 2nd Road, I saw Ying standing in front of her bar. She was looking towards the street with her arms folded angrily when she spotted me. Her look of death remained the same. It looked as though she was about to shoot poison darts out of her eyes.

I then noticed Dart standing in the back and to the right of Ying's bar. He was hugging some girl.

I just put my head down and continued walking....

Heineken and Coke?? Yuk!!

Hey, Xen.

I've been jealously reading all of your and D'Art's posts. Did I mention I was jealous? So, this is day six? You were there for two weeks?? Holy cow... Looking forward to more,

MrBillO^™- ~ Your hapless lapdance reporter... ~

Yeah, I thought the Heineken and Coke mixing was kind of weird, too. And she got like two or three of them while we were there.

And don't be too jealous Mr. Bill. I took this trip and will be sacifricing several months of Nogales and TJ mongering to pay for it.

Day Seven is almost complete. I should be posting shortly after some quick proofing.

How was your suit?

I was pretty happy with the suit. It was a shiny grey and black material that I really liked.

I tried on the jacket before I left, but not the pants. They were too long and the waist was too wide. My fault though. I could of had him adjust those while I was there. I was stupid and left without trying on the pants, so I'll have to have those adjusted here.

Playing "visit the tailor" is one of my favorite daytime games in Bangkok. Never tried it in Pattaya, too much other touristy stuff to do there and I do believe that the prices are cheaper in BKK (major competition) Anyone ever try Majestic Tailors right next door to Majestic Suites?