Day Nine
Sunday November 18th, 2001
You Looking for Guys? No, We Are Looking for Girls!

Sarn was still lying next to me as we both awoke this morning. A smile came upon my face as I thought back to the terrific day I had with Na and the terrific evening of dancing and sex I had with Sarn.

Sarn was pretty frisky in the morning so I started to finger her a bit. That turned into missionary, then doggie, then girl on top, and then the big finish back in missionary.

After we both showered and got ready in the morning, she asked me if I wanted to go to Dreamworld with her and her friend. I wondered if it was her friend from last night. The “Oh Yeah, Oh Yeah.” girl. I was really tempted to go with her. She was tons of fun both as a companion and in the sack, so spending a fun filled day at the amusement park with her was quite tempting. But I decided against it. Dreamworld was actually on my list of potential touristy things to do while in Bangkok. However, that would probably take up the better part of the day so I decided against it.

You can visit the DreamWorld webpage at http://www.dreamworld-th.com/

I ended up paying her 1800 baht for her services that evening and bid her a friendly goodbye. I soon met up with Dart who had some massage parlors he wanted to visit. I guess he had visited these before on his previous trip.

But before we did that, I talked him into going to the World Trade Center with me. I had ready about it briefly on other boards and Thailand information sites. Although I never really got a good grip on what it was, I assumed it was some kind of shopping or trading center. Duh, the name right?

We inquired at the Majestic Suites front desk how to get there. They recommended the Sky Train. Get on at the Nana Station and take it to the Chit Lom station. Then walk west on Phloen Chit Rd until you got to Ratchadamri. It was on the northwest corner of Phloen Chit and Ratchadamri. Ok, no problem. Thanks.

It was 15 baht or about 33 US cents to get from Nana Zone E3 to Chit Lom Zone E1. We hopped on the Sky Train and arrived at the station in a few minutes. We then took the short walk from the station to the corner of Phloen Chit and Ratchadamri. You really can’t miss the World Trade Center once you arrive there. It is huge 8 or 9 story building that spans a good distance north and south along Ratchadamri. There is an overhead walkway so you can cross Ratchadamri to get there.

We headed in and were promptly greeted by a KFC, a Dunkin Donuts, a Baskin-Robbins and a Mister Donut. It was essentially one huge shopping mall. We stopped by KFC to get some lunch and then headed around along the ground floor. Citibank had some kind of loan presentation setup on the ground floor.

We continued exploring and found this really cool, sun shaped skylight that shined through on the plaza floor. I thought it was neat and took a picture of it. Shortly after that, we discovered the Thai music store. It was Dart’s idea to head inside.

Dart stated asking about some music. What was popular now? What were people listening to? The friendly girl pulled out the Best Dance 199 CD and said it was the most popular dance CD right now. Dart asked if he could hear a song or two on it and she pulled it out and started blaring the music throughout the store. I immediately recognized the first song she played from last night at Angels Disco. She skipped ahead to Oh Le Le and I again recognized that song as well. I was sold. If Dart wasn’t going to buy it I was. So that was the first one added to the shopping cart.

The funniest part of the day was Dart trying to explain (or sing, or write down) his Alice, who the fuck is Alice song he heard the night before at Long Gun.

We continued to question the friendly attendant. What else was popular? What was good? Dart decided on a CD with a whole bunch of remade American songs on them. I inquired about some more popular music and then asked about some popular dance music that was in Thai. She showed me a Gummy Girl CD. I decided on that and then I also got a two CD set of remade dance music. We often asked which one the cleark liked and she always had a definite opinion one way or another on the CD’s she showed us.

The most expensive CD bought that day was the two CD set I got. I think that one was 499 baht, or $11 US. The Best Dance 199 CD was 199 baht ($4.48 US) and I think the Gummy Girl CD was 155 baht ($3.49 US). I ended up walking out of there that day with three CD’s for 853 baht, or about $19 US dollars. This is what CDs SHOULD COST. I hadn’t bought a CD in a music store since 1997 because of the increasing Nazi practices of the RIAA. And I refuse to buy another one (In America at least) as long as they are the controlling agency behind music. They rip-off the artists and their recent stunt of trying to attach legislation to the recently passed ANTI-TERRORISM bill that would have given them the right to install a virus on YOUR machine so they could delete all your MP3’s has me very much anti the RIAA. (Ok, I better stop now. I just deleted a 3 page rant I did on digital music and the RIAA.)

Anyway, I was very happy paying less than 20 dollars for 3 CDs. I thought the price reasonable and fair.

We continued to walk around and I found a Nike store. Hmm, I wondered if Nikes would be reasonably priced here as well instead of being ripped off in America for a $100 pair of tennis shoes that cost them $3 to make. I only had one set off shoes in mind: The ones that had the wheels in them. Something was definitely lost in the translation. They sent me to the seventh floor and they said they had some up there. We walked around the 7th floor a bit but could only see a whole lot of furniture stores. So we headed over to the department store. It turns out they thought I was describing rollerblades. Ah well, I could live without those shoes. I didn’t want to take up all day looking for them and I could tell Dart was anxious to get a move on soon.

We decided to leave but Dart wanted to stop by the music store one last time. This is why Dart is a hit with the ladies. I think about the ladies making them more comfortable on occasion, but this is really was makes Dart one cool operator. He got the bright idea to buy some Thai love songs. Seems that the CD he burned before he left was wearing a little thin on his nerves and he was getting bored of it. So we stopped by and asked about some popular Thai love music. The girl was ever friendly and helpful again and showed us two popular selections.

Dart took the most popular and I took the second most popular. Dang that Dart. I didn’t even think about playing love music during the deed. That was a damn good idea! The checkout staff started giggling a bit while were paying. I asked Dart why they were laughing and his observation was very astute. He said it must be pretty funny for them to watch two foreigners buying Thai love songs. They probably knew what we were up to. Ah well.

We headed back to Nanaplaza and even checked out the daytime action on Cowboy. Nothing much was happening at either place so we flagged down a cab, showed him the map, road and name of the place Dart wanted to visit. It was Juliana massage on Rama IX Road. It still amazes me the routes we sometimes take in these cabs. This was another one of those zigzag routes to get someplace. But I guess if that avoids the traffic on the main roads then so be it. I was concerned about a surcharge for the cab ride but Dart seemed unconcerned about it since these places were a little off the beaten path.

We first arrived at Juliana to check out the talent there. They had two fishbowls, one larger one with regular talent and then a smaller fishbowl with the top talent. I didn’t see anyone I liked in either fishbowl and was ready to check out another place. Dart may have the price breakdown for this place because my notes have more detail on Catherine.

Catherine is just a short walk down the road from Juliana. We entered this place to check it out. There was a really cute red head that was dressed in red that walked in and sat down just as Dart and I began checking out the talent. We both noticed her immediately and identified her as a target. But other that her, we really didn’t see anyone else that we wanted to do. We debated over her for a while and decided to check out Juliana once more. So we walked back there and checked out both fishbowls. Still nothing. So we decide to head back to Catherine. At least there they had the red head. One of us could do her. Dart seemed really intent on the red head and just as he was finalizing his decision to take her, I spotted a girl cute. Cute enough to do that is.

We both called them out and went to pay up for the services. It was 1700 baht here for the superstars, 1500 baht for the regular girls. The papasan asked if we wanted a double-room, which we assumed meant it was one BIG room with accommodations for two couples. I was willing, but Dart was not as adventurous as I was and didn’t want to fuck his girl next or close to me.

As we were both riding up the elevator my girl immediately got close and started being affectionate during the ride up to the room. Dart’s girl stood in front of him and seemed a little stand-offish. I was wondering if he had gotten a bad apple. I hoped not, but I guess I would find out later. Our rooms ended up being right next to each other in the corner.

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Noi was 19 and incredibly cute. For once I found one that was actually better looking close up than from afar. Her fishbowl number was 63, I think. She started getting the water ready while I took some pictures of the room. The rooms at Catherine were probably some of the nicest I had seen on my trip so far. The rectangular bed was in the corner, with mirrors all around and mirrors on the ceiling for your viewing pleasure. There was a television with a live feed to the fishbowl and then the bathtub was a few steps down in the ground surrounded by very nice and clean tile. I think she ended up putting the television on MTV.

While the water continued to run in the bath she started to undress and then she undressed me as well. Then we started fooling around on the bed with some nice French kissing and heavy petting taking place. She kept saying stuff, “I fuck ju. I fuck ju,” which almost brought a sheepish smile to my face. She was very fun and very playful during the time the water was running and I was very happy with my selection so far.

When the water was ready, she led my hand to the tub and into the water. She cleaned me rather expertly and made sure the little soldier was thoroughly cleaned and standing at attention when she was done.

Bummer was that there was no slip and slide here. So after the shower, we dried off and headed straight to the bed. We continued the foreplay for a bit with some nicer French kissing and heavy petting. I also fingered her a bit while she provided a nice BBBJ. It was a little shorter than what I had hoped for, but it was still very nice and very good. She then hopped on for a ride.

After a nice ride, I decided attempt to try a position I like with shorter and petite girls. This is where I stand up and hold them by the butt while they put their arms around my shoulders and ride me. She was completely fun and playful and into it, so this position worked out really well. I then put her down on the bed and started going at her missionary. We continued that position for a while before I had her hop back on for another ride.

For the next position: doggie, I must admit I spent a little too much time gazing at myself in the mirror. Not that I am in love with myself or anything, I just like to watch myself having sex from different angles sometimes. The mirror was there so I took advantage of it. Both the mirrors on the side of the bed and the top down view from the ceiling. I finally finished up in that position.

She lay down on the bed afterwards and we just kind of laid there for a while, holding each other. This was similar to experience the previous day with Na where I fell in and out of consciousness for a while. We finally got up, cleaned up and got dressed. As we left the room, Dart’s door was still closed. So I guess Dart was still having a really good time.

On the elevator ride back down Noi pointed to a Catherine poster on the wall. It had several girls in bikinis on it. She pointed to the girl in the front and said it was her. She looked damn good in that poster. I took a quick stroll around the place looking for Dart and I didn’t find him. I was up with my girl for about an hour and a half. They still had another half hour so I decided to grab a beer while I waited for him. It was finally MY turn to wait for Dart.

The beer arrived and after a few sips Dart spotted me and came over – a big smile on his face. I mentioned to him that his girl seemed a little cold in the elevator. But Dart quickly said, “Ah, but you didn’t see her massage my dick while we were riding up.” So Dart had a fantastic time as well.

I wanted to ask the papasan if there was any way I could get a copy of the poster Noi showed me in the elevator. He said they didn’t have any to give out. But he still wanted to show us this double room he was talking about. So Dart and I obliged him and he took us up a few floors. I guess for 1200 baht, you can get a VIP suite. The room includes 3 separate rooms, each with its own door for privacy with its own bath and bed. There is also one sauna, a shower, and a toilet in the VIP suite.

It seemed pretty cool, but I forget to ask how much for the girls and how much time for the suite if we decided to go this route. Anyway, if you go to Catherine with a bunch of your buddies, this might be the ideal room. You are all together, yet private enough. It wasn’t quite the ONE big room Dart and I thought it would be. So Dart would not have had to fuck next to me after all…

Catherine was open 12 to 12 with the girls arriving around 1. The best selection should be available around 6pm, said the papasan.

Catherine gets a big thumbs up in my book. The price, 1700 baht was reasonable. The rooms were nice and both of our girls were really nice and very accommodating sexually.

We headed back to Juliana one last time but were unable to find anything we were interested in. I believe we also checkout out the Thermae this night. But it was too early for the Thermae and we did not see anything interesting there.

We decided to finally check out Patpong. I had two or three places on the list of “to see” things there. I read that this was the most touristy and most famous area of all Bangkok’s nightlife areas. I had also read that prices are higher and the possibility for ripoffs is even greater than in other areas. Regardless, I still wanted to check it out so we hailed a cab and went to Patpong.

After getting out of the cab we needed to get our bearings and look at our map. We were immediately accosted by a tout. “You want boys,” he asked?

“NO,” Dart and I both exclaimed! We continued looking at the map to get our bearings.

“You looking for boys,” he annoyingly inquired again?

‘No, we are looking for girls,” Dart calmly explains.

After about three of four more times of this dude constantly asking us if we wanted or were looking for girls, Dart finally turns to him and says, “NO! We are not looking for boys. We don’t want boys. We are not here for boys. We are not interested in boys. We are looking for girls.”

There was calmness yet finality and seriousness to Dart’s voice and he definitely was not smiling. He was noticeably irritated and the tout immediately picked up on this and finally backed off. We finally got our bearings and headed down Surawongse until we came across Patpong 2.

These sidewalks and streets were jam-packed and you could obviously tell this was a touristy area as had been described in the documents I had read. Upon arrival on Patpong 2, we continued to consult the map to look for one of the three places I had in mind. The first we noticed was the Star of Light, a blow job bar. We were buzzed in and sat down on the couches. I saw the cut-outs behind the bar and wasn’t quite ready for those yet.

For those of you that may not know, supposedly the girls will blow you right there on the couch or at the bar behind the cut-out. Just drop’em and got for it. Also, supposedly, this was the sleaziest and best of the blow-job bars. We ordered our beers but I was a little uneasy at this place. There was guy sitting at the bar with a girl all over him, but she was not blowing him.

We immediately had two ugly girls sit down next to us and start to give us attention. I forget if we bought them drinks or not, but I was not interested in getting a blowjob from either of them. Later on, a girl came out from the curtains to our left and started rinsing and gargling. It was a rather disgusting sound she made as she spat, so I could only assume she had just finished “servicing” someone. Uncomfortable and not really seeing anyone whose mouth I wanted around my dick, I asked Dart if he wanted to leave. He did, so we paid up and headed out.

I had read that these places were not known for their good lookers and now I could see why. As picky as Dart and I are, I doubted if we could ever find someone in a blow job bar. However, I had also read there were a few jewels to be found in the BJ Bars and I had them on the list of places to see while I was in Bangkok. Well, I least I visited one, even if I didn’t partake in their service offerings.

We hung a right onto Soi Crazy Horse and headed over to Patpong 1. This place was fucking crowded as all hell with touts in front of every bar grabbing and clawing at you to come inside. Then there were all these white tents setup in the middle of the street with vendors selling various goods that made walking down the street extremely difficult.

We continued walking down Patpong 1 looking for my sex show at the Queen’s Castle II. In front of one of the King’s Castle bars, Dart was assaulted by a gay tout that was forcefully trying to get him into the club. I was confident of his ability to get out of it and continued on until I noticed more people joining in, attempting to get him inside. I went back and immediately try to pull him out if it. We eventually won out, but that was still a pain in the ass!

We finally found Queen’s Castle II and headed up the stairs and into the bar. It was small and fairly packed. I noticed one girl sitting on the lap of an older, heavier gentleman while he had his fingers down her g-string fingering her. As we were seated, four girls were on stage, one at each corner and on a pole. They each had a beer bottle inserted into their pussies.

We sat down and ordered our drinks and once again, two girls sat down next to us. I forget how good or bad looking they were as I had no intention of barfining anyone from Patpong.

The next show was a solo artist who inserted various fluids into her pussy from a beer bottle, held the fluid in her pussy for a while, and then expelled it into another bottle. She would then hold it up for everyone to see. This show continued for a while and then another, unattractive, heavier girl came out.

She had various colored ping pong balls that she continued to insert into her pussy. Then she would pop them out one at a time and slide them down her legs and into a glass by her feet. She did this about 10-15 times until the glass was full or assorted colored ping pong balls.

We stayed for a little afterward. I flatly refused to buy a lady drink for the girl that sat next to me. In fact Dart, the dog, blamed the no lady drinks on me. He didn’t buy his girl one either and then pointed at me and said it was my decision. It was my decision for my girl, but Dart was free to do as he pleased! So now I had two angry girls at me. But I didn’t care and held my ground. They eventually figured it out and left.

We went to pay up and noticed a rather ugly and big lady boy who was waitressing. I immediately pulled back my ticket upon spotting him and waited for a less “manly” looking waitress. We finally found one, paid up, headed out and left.

I wanted to see one of the famous frogs in the pussy, shoot darts from the pussy, or razor blades in the pussy show. I guess Dart got to see one of these although I don’t remember where. I would like to see one eventually, but I guess I could wait. Patpong was way too crowded and I didn’t like the atmosphere there at all.

We headed back and tried to avoid the gay guy in front of KC2 that assaulted Dart just a bit earlier. There was still one place I wanted to check out. It was another blow job bar. This one was called Star of Love and was right across the way from KC2.

We made our way through a break in the tents and headed over. We were again buzzed in and sat down. No cut-outs on the bar here. I guess this place was less sleazy and you had to go to the short time rooms somewhere in the back.

We again had two girls sit next to us and we bought them drinks. I was somewhat tempted by my girl, but not very much. I guess I could have, but again, my comfort level in these places just wasn’t very high. Dart and I discussed in Spanish the possibility that he had a lady boy sitting next to him. We weren’t sure, but it was surely an iffy proposition. My girl was giving the member quite a bit of attention while I contemplated taking her. But luckily Dart and my better judgment overcame my curiosity and horniness. We paid up and left.

That was all I need to see of Patpong. I was truly unimpressed and ready to head back to the calmer and gentler Nanaplaza and Soi Cowboy areas. Sure, you still had touts and aggressive women at these places. But it wasn’t as “in your face” as it was on Patpong. I just didn’t like it and I didn’t need to see anymore. Plus, there were too damn many ladyboys around Patpong. Nope, Patpong was not for me.

So we went back to Nanaplaza and stopped at Playskool to check out the talent here. There was a really cute girl on stage that we spotted. So I told a waitress to bring her over when she was finished dancing. She sat and I talked with her briefly and then made the decision to barfine her. I had some initial fears that this was going to be a bad session based on the vibe I was receiving from her. She was friendly, yet distant. She smiled, yet it seemed cold. This put me in an awkward position, but she was really cute and I figured she was worth the risk. It was for this reason that I decided to take her short time only.

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Her name was Nuch and she was 21. She had a very identifiable scar above her right eye, but had long dark hair and just a beautiful face all around. She also had that rock hard, petite small body I like so much.

We both showered up and when I came out we started off with some light kissing. Nothing too passionate or deep, but still very nice. Then, in an effort to possibly boost up my session quality, I decided to go down on her a bit. Obviously I was hoping she would return the favor. Although, I did receive BBBJ’s here from tons of girls I never went down on so I knew it wasn’t a requirement. I just hoped to improve my session quality further by doing so. Anyway, I was somewhat disappointed in the reciprocation because my efforts only got me a fairly short and average BBBJ.

I then got her on for a ride, then missionary, doggie, and then a finish in missionary. The session wasn’t exactly cold, head turned to the side, and inattentive, but it was lacking in the standards I had grown accustomed to in Thailand so far. The three previous sessions before this one were OUTSTANDING. But this one left me a little disappointed. My notes at the time still rank it way above most TJ or Nogales sessions though. And she was really cute so I don’t consider the session a loss or bad.

She got up to take a shower and then took off. I don’t have any notes on what I paid her, but I imagine I probably gave her 1500 baht for the short time.