Day Ten
Monday November 19th, 2001
An Apple for Xenono

Today was my tenth day in Thailand and I had not done anything really touristy yet. I saw the Siam Center, the EGV Gold Class Cinema and the World Trade Center, but I needed to do something more. I wasn’t really in Thailand to do anything touristy but I needed to do at least SOME touristy things so when people at work and family members asked me what I did in Thailand for two weeks I had something to tell them.

I decided I was going to see a temple this day. The receptionist at Majestic Suites had given me a brochure on possible temples to visit and I briefly glanced through it. I noticed the first temple listed was Wat Phra Kaeo. The brochure said the compound covered 945,000 square meters and was comprised of over 100 buildings. So this seemed like a good place to get a lot of touristy pictures all in one place.

Dart thought he had been here before and grudgingly agreed to accompany me. He told me the all too familiar stories of their ride back. They got a good fair but they had to make several stops into various shops with high pressure to buy something.

I had read about this scam in my research of Thailand. If a cabbie ever quotes a low price but says he has to make one stop, just get out and find another taxi. If he quotes a price and refuses to turn on the meter, just get out and find another taxi. Taxis are abundant and plentiful in Bangkok and there is no need to pay an inflated price.
RANT ON

Let me say something now about paying inflated prices. I am sure I sometimes overpaid the girls for their services. I probably gave a beer bar girl in Pattaya way too much. But the difference there is that it was on MY terms. She didn’t demand that I pay her the inflated price; I just gave it to her because I thought her service was worth it. In that case, I don’t mind overpaying. Again, it is on MY terms. It is my own fault and own stupidity so I have no one to blame except myself. What I can’t stand and what infuriates me the most is when someone, a cabbie, shop owner, or girl tries to knowingly charge me more than the going rate. In that situation I KNOW I am being ripped off and I can’t stand it. It’s not about the money, which in some cases can be insignificant based on the total amount I had spent In Thailand. For example, say I know it usually costs 50 baht to get from point A to point B on the taxi meter. But the cabbie wants to charge me 100 baht and not turn on the meter. That infuriates me. What the fuck, right? Xenono, YOU CHEAP BASTARD! JUST PAY THE 50 BAHT AND SHUT UP! It’s 50 baht right? That is equal to $1.12 US. But that is not the point. It is the fact I KNOW it costs 50 baht and not 100 baht to get there. So the 50 baht price is what I feel I am entitled to. So knowingly getting charged more than what I KNOW is the going rate upsets me.

RANT OFF

We headed out in search of a taxi. I think it took us a few tries before we were able to secure a taxi that knows, or understand what we were talking about. We show him the brochure and map and we are off to Wat Phra Kaeo. Traffic was especially horrible this day. The cabbie wanted to drop us off by the Chao Phraya River and have us take a boat up to Wat Phra Kaeo. But we calmly explained we weren’t interested. I believe our route took us through ChinaTown and in about 45 minutes to an hour, we finally arrived. It wasn’t that the distance was that far. It was just the horrible traffic that prevented us from getting there in a short time.

We paid a small admission fee of 125 baht which goes to the continued restoration of the compound and made our way around. Overall, I was very impressed with the detail that went into the some of the buildings. We approached the temple that housed the gold and emerald Buddha. This was the one that was covered in stucco for many years before it started to break off. Once the stucco started to break many miracles occurred and the Buddha had a reputation for bringing good fortune. Supposedly thousands of people a year come to this temple to pray in front the famous Buddha.

We took some pictures of the outside of the temple but could not take any pictures inside. That was a bummer because I can’t really describe how beautiful the setting was inside the temple. Dart and I only stayed for a second as there were people praying inside. But it was a good experience to see. I only wish they would have allowed pictures.

We strolled around the complex for a little while longer and then decided we had seen enough. I got my pictures in so we decided to head back to Nanaplaza. Finding a non rip-off taxi to take us back to the Sukhumvit area was no small task. One wanted 200 baht to take us back. Another quoted 100 baht but one stop. We finally found one after 3 or 4 tries and were on our way back.

Once arriving back on Soi 4, we decided to check out Annie’s Massage. My opinion is that the place is pretty much a dump. You walk up the stairs and through a glass sliding door. Head to the right and there is small fishbowl. Again, we went early and there weren’t many girls available yet. But of the girls that were available, there was no one that even registered slightly on the Xenono-A-Meter.

We quickly departed and headed back to Nanaplaza. Dart kind of like hanging out at the BigDogs Beer Bar right there in front when you enter Nanaplaza. I was ready to get after it for a short time session now so I was actively looking. It was still late afternoon, early evening and none of the Go-Go’s had picked up yet.

I forget how I met this next girl but I think Dart was involved in it somehow. I think he might have known her from his previous trips to BigDogs earlier in the week. She was sitting with us and I was contemplating taking her. Actually, this might have been a girl we had talked with a few previous times. Anyway, I decided I was going to go ahead and barfine her and take her short time. So I paid up the 500 baht barfine and we took the short walk to Majestic Suites. She seemed really happy when I told her I was only going to take her short time.

Photos: Back and Forth in Thailand 176 177 178 179 180 181

Her name was Bla and she was 22. We showered up and got on the bed for some light kissing. It really wasn’t anything deep or passionate like I had before. And I was kind of torn on how attracted to this girl I actually was. But the next thing that happened was just fantastic. She provided an excellent BBBJ. It was just fantastic and very expertly executed.

She hopped on top for a ride and after a while she informed me that she had come. She then questioned why I had not come yet and I kind of just shrugged my arms a little, not really knowing what to say.

I rolled her over to missionary and then noticed how wet she was.

I had bought a tube of KY a few days into the trip because some of the girls were really dry. It came in handy on more than a few occasions. But I didn’t need any KY with this girl.

I changed positions once again, this time to doggie and I again took notice of how incredibly wet she was. After doing doggie, she rolled me back over and I finished her off in missionary.

I am kind of torn on how to rate this session. The BBBJ was fantastic but there was only some light kissing that took place. The sex was energetic from her but it wasn’t quite up to par with some of the other sessions I have had in Thailand. I think the quality of the BBBJ put her over the top for a “good” session.

She showered up and I did the same. I gave her 1200 baht ($27 US) and she was on her way.

After my session with Bla I found Dart on the third floor of Nanaplaza at a small bar right outside of Carnival. I forgot to mention Carnival in some previous reports so I am going to backtrack a bit. Carnival has a double carousel that is pretty cool. The larger outer one rotates one way while the smaller inside one rotates in the opposite direction. On a previous night Dart and I both discovered targets here. The girl I liked I will affectionately call “crimped hair girl” or CHG for short. I never did discover her name so that is why she is referred to as CHG. If you remember the blondes in the 80’s who use to use crimping irons on their hair, you’ll know what I am taking about.

In fact, I just did a Google search for Crimped Hair. Here is a picture (of Crimped Hair, not the girl) if you are interested. http://www.hairfactory.com/WigTopaz_Sepia.jpg

So anyway, I was really attracted to CHG but for some reason I didn’t do her. Dart also struck out with his target that night. We went back the following night looking for our girls. Unfortunately, we were a bit too late. We saw CHG but she was in street clothes. When I told her I wanted her, she pointed to herself and said mamasan. So I guess she was either on the rag and helping out the real, older mamasan or she was just helping play mamasan for the night. She was trying to pawn off some other girls on to me but I was only interested in her. Dart again struck out as his target was already sitting with a dude. In fact, he thought it was the same dude who took her the night before and it wasn’t long before they both headed out again.

So that brings up back up to tonight. Dart was at the little bar just outside and to the left of Carnival. He was sitting next to an attractive, yet hard-looking lady. I sat down and joined them. After a short period of time another girl came up and plopped herself down next to me. I glanced at her and she had on this beanie and I found her really unattractive. The only thing that started going through my mind at this point was, “Ah fuck!” Dart gets the cute girl sitting next to him and as usual, I get the ugly girl.

After she took off her beanie and let down her hair, I noticed her again. For some reason, she just got a lot more attractive and I became friendlier towards her. As I looked back on the pictures of her now, I again find her looks rather ordinary and nothing spectacular at all. But perhaps what is about to happen next is what changes my mind about her looks.

“Hi,” I said. “Hi,” she replied. “What’s your name,” I asked?
“Bun”
“Bun?
“Yeah, you know, Bun. Like apple. P-L-E. Bun.”

So anyways, her name was Ple, pronounced “pull” but the way she said it sounded more like Bun.

This was kind of funny to both Dart and me because he heard the EXACT same BUN as I did.

I have no idea how the next part happened and I just kind of remember shades of it. But before I knew it she was sitting very close to me. Then we had our arms wrapped around each other. And then finally and all of sudden she had her tongue down my throat. We continued kissing off and on and Dart and I briefly discussed the current and sudden change in situations. I am debating whether or not I want to take her and express this to Dart. I then lean over to kiss her once again and I was met with an enthusiastic, passionate and deep French kiss. Dart looks to me and says, “You’re set, dude!”

I wasn’t quite ready to run off to the room yet so I decided to buy her a drink. A few other girls joined us and the next half hour or so was spent learning various Thai phrases and words. I have them recorded on my little micro-cassette recorder and listening to them now is quite funny. We learned various words like, “hello, goodbye, sister, beautiful, how are you, yes, no, etc.” Ple continued giving my lips tons of attention and our Frenching and Thai “sniff kissing” continued off and on for a while.

By now I am ready and I decide to barfine Ple, who surprised me a bit with her older age of 27. Dart had also informed me that Ple was one of the participants in the lesbian sex show he saw on one of the previous nights. I was still not quite ready to head out so we headed into Carnival and hung out there for a while. She decides she wants to dance so she gets up on stage and struts her stuff for a song or two.

She rejoins me and we chat for bit. I once again have plans to do some touristy things and the real bummer is that they take place very early in the morning. I make it clear to her that I cannot keep her long time, but if she wants to stay long time she will have to get out around 6am.

Photos: Back and Forth in Thailand 182 183 184

She seemed fine with whatever I decided and I heard the familiar “Up to you” I had always read so much about. It was still pretty early but I decided to go ahead and take her back to the hotel.

Upon arrival back at the hotel I break out the Best Dance 199 CD and put it on. She immediately starts dancing very sensually for me. She then takes off her top and her bra and continues dancing. I decide to get out some of the glow sticks and I pass those along to her. She continues to dance for me in nothing but her underwear.

I then decided to bring out the video camera and I start filming her dancing. She is completely unfazed by this and just continues on. I am lying on the bed and shooting up at her from various angles while she continues to dance.

After filming her for a few more minutes I set the camera aside and then we start fooling around some. I lay down on the bed and she comes down on top of me and we start kissing and rolling around on the bed some. That continues for I don’t know how long, but after a while of kissing and rolling around on the bed she finally gets up to take her shower.

I follow suit after her before we rejoin one another on the bed for some more fooling around. She then goes down and gives me one of the best, slow, soft, tender, and sensuous BBBJ’s I’ve ever had. I was having some really good luck with the Bangkok girls and BBBJ’s. In general, BBBJ’s in Bangkok seemed pretty readily available while covered BJ’s or no BJ’s seemed to be the norm in Pattaya.

Regardless, I was really beginning to hit full stride now and was having just some incredibly hot and fun sessions with these Bangkok girls. Ple’s BJ was second to none and I knew she was going to be a terrific session after she started tonguing me right there at the bar.

With the extended time that the sessions in Thailand seemed to allow for, I was also more than willing to help the girls to get themselves off if they were interested in this. That is almost always why I wanted them to hop on for a ride first.

The forward and back motion against my penis usually does little to stimulate me and it is just enough to maintain an erection. But I guess it does wonders for some direct clitoral stimulation for the women and it seems to have been the preferred position for them to orgasm in.

So Ple hops on and starts to move forward and backward. She actually comes in fairly short order and comments, “Ok, I happy now.” But now she turns her energy to me wanting to get me off, but I am more than happy to let her go for number two if she wants. So she continues to ride until she gets a little tired and then I finally roll her over into missionary and do some work for a while.

This continues until she wants me to roll back over so she can get on for another ride. She gets back on starts to ride until she gets off again and comments, “Ah. I really happy now.”

I was happy that she was happy and now I was ready to get after it. The night of sex that was about to take place could probably be ranked as one of the best nights of sex I have ever had.

I don’t know if it was because I had just had sex a little while earlier, or if it was because I had adjusted to the longer session times. Whatever the reason, I lasted longer than I have ever remembered lasting before.

She continued to ride me a little bit and then I did her from the side. We then changed into doggie and then back up to missionary. She then rode me AGAIN before we switched to doggie and then I finally finished up in missionary.

During the initial stages of the sex she was sufficiently wet. I had actually grabbed the lube and she said that she didn’t want or need it. But as the sex wore on she finally succumbed and agreed that she needed some.

Ple was just a great experience. It was a great night. I must admit again that looking back on the pictures she isn’t overly attractive and she definitely is not a stunner. She is a little bit lower than my normal standards. But the attitude and the service were second to none. Ple was fantastic!

She was originally going to stay the night with me and I again made it clear I had to wake up really early in the morning. I am killing myself right now for not canceling my touristy things and doing her again in the morning. But I really needed to do this one touristy thing and she finally realized just how early I was talking about so she decided to leave.

She was worth every penny of the 1500 baht ($33 US) I paid her. So she cleaned up and left and I went to bed a very happy man that night.

It was a little bit ironic that I had such a great session that evening. After I took Bla from BigDogs I started to thinking to myself that it was probably getting harder and harder for me to be impressed by sex. After all, I thought arrogantly, I was approaching 200 girls. I have seen and done it all! Yah know. I guess as anything else, just when you think you’ve seen it or done it all, something or someone comes up and surprises you. That was Ple.

And it was for these reasons, these incredible and amazing sessions that I was having, with prostitutes no less that I wanted to dump everything in the states and immediately move to Bangkok. One could easily become addicted to the types of sessions I was having and I was. I have never been addicted to narcotics or alcohol. But my feelings towards sex with these women are probably the closest I have ever come to becoming an addict.

Your right, BKK is fantastic for the quality of the women. I understand there are 300,000 (yes, three hundred thousand) bar girls in BKK so there is plenty for everybody.

D'Art Is that your ball in the Thai dancing girl?

My first reaction to Thai women was more of a reaction against American women. You are now spoiled. But at least you know it.