With much credit to Murasaki for pointing me in the right direction. My trip report is as follows:

Departed the plane at Narita Airport in Tokyo, Japan. Went through a series of escalators and entrance ways. Finally came to an immigration checkpoint where I snaked through a line of about 250 people. Handed the immigration officer my passport and immigration form. Got through without much hassle and proceeded down the stairs to the luggage claim area. Retrieved my luggage and stood in line for Customs. I told the Customs Agent I had nothing to declare. Of course she asked me the question about 5 times before I caught on. Immediately exiting the customs area, I turned right where there was a bank to exchange my US greenbacks for some Yen. Take travelers checks since it offers some security against loss or theft and also, the exchange rates are a little better. Soon departed the airport and took a bus to Yokosuka.

Since I was working on U.S. government business, my point of contact let me in on some mature entertainment tidbits. There are some hotels with the Statue of Liberty on top of them. These are also known as Love Motels. They are generally used by couples whether they be boyfriend/girlfriend, husband/wife, gigolo/mistress. These Motels are rented out for a limited duration of time. I assume you can most probably pickup a girl, professional or not and take her to one of these establishments. There are also establishments of entertainment value like Snack Bars which are basically hostess bars, Massage parlors, and SoapLands which is not unlike your typical Asian MP.

I’ll start first with the Snack Bars. There are typically two types, the bars with Filipinas that speak English quite well, and the bars with Japanese girls who do not speak much English if any at all. It is important to note that, generally if you look like a foreigner and/or do not speak Japanese well, you will not be permitted on to their premises. The Filipina snack bars usually run about 6,000 yen per hour. You get all the drinks you can handle, but the ladies drinks will cost you extra. You can probably negotiate some after hours action with some of these girls. So it is very much like your typical hostess bar. I did happen to wander in to a Japanese Snack Bar in Roppongi (Tokyo). My friend knew someone that spoke Japanese fairly well, so he basically gave us the scoop once we sat down in the waiting area. Their setup was as follows. 18,000 yen to buy a bottle of Whiskey which they will hold for you in case you don’t finish it on your first trip. Ladies drinks were an additional 4,500 yen. There was also a time charge which I can’t recall the amount. It wouldn’t be unusual to have a rate of 10,000 per hour, especially at a Japanese Snack bar. I will say that the women in that particular place was outstanding. They could be in magazines. Didn’t look for any other action in the Tokyo area. I hear it is quite expensive compared to other parts of Japan.

Massage parlors are as advertised. They just provide a massage, albeit a lousy one. You definitely want to stay away from these. Most of the women hawkers in their white goose down coats are either trying to sell you massages or karaoke time.

There are also advertisement cards (escort service) posted around payphones. Presumably, you can call the number and have a girl come to your hotel. But again, you need to speak Japanese to get anywhere with them.

SoapLands are your full service wash and wax job. You can spot these by the small flashing lights on their sign or on the building. Some will even have soap bubbles and such on their signs. You go up and pick a girl. They have pictures of all the service providers at the front desk. The girl will shower you up and make you squeaky clean. I think they will even use their own various body parts to come to those means. Once you are clean enough, they will provide half and half. I’m pretty sure they will give you a BBBJ and then covered sex. I say this because, it has been my experience that in Asian MPs after they shower you and wash your Johnson thoroughly, they will provide uncovered BJ. Provided ofcourse, you don’t have warts or lesions on your tool.

I have also heard of Pink Salons where you basically go to a table/booth where they serve you a beer and then shortly after a woman comes by, wipes your tool with a damp cloth and starts performing oral on you. I did not see these establishments, or atleast if I did, I didn’t realize it. I think they are located in Shinjuku (Tokyo). I will need to actually do some exploring and research on this type of establishment the next time I’m there. The really bad thing in Japan is that the trains stop running at about 12:30 a.m. So you are essentially stuck until about 5:30 a.m. and good luck getting on a damn train in Tokyo, especially if it’s the first or last train of the day. It’s groper’s heaven out there. You want to make sure you’re standing next to a hottie and not next to an old drunken businessman. There are certainly a lot of Eye Candy in Tokyo, I mean all over Japan, but especially in Tokyo. You gotta love ‘em. It’s the dead of winter and they are still wearing crotch high mini-skirts and heeled boots above their calves. I never liked asian women so much in my life. The school girls don’t dress any more conservatively. No wonder why all the men have this school girl fetish there. Anyway, so the only place to get any action with a Japanese girl would be in Hinodecho where they don’t care if you speak Japanese or not. As long as you have yen in hand, you can partake. Hinodecho is an area in Yokohama. The action is very much like Amsterdam. You walk on the street and alleys and all you see are red/pinkish fluorescent lights. You walk a little closer and you will see your service provider standing in the door way giving you approving glances and sometimes reaching out to you. The standard rate is 10,000 yen (Ichimai) ($85 then, now about $75). I thought this would buy you half and half, but I was told that you get one or the other. In this area, there are probably between 40-50 doorways spread across 3 alleys and maybe 4 blocks. Surprisingly, there weren’t too many Japanese providers. A good portion were Chinese, either from mainland China or Taiwan. There were some Malaysians, Thai, Koreans. There were even some Russians and Western Europeans. And yes, there were some chicas there also. But I think they were from South America. I decided, since I’m in Japan, I mine as well try a Japanese girl on for size. She didn’t speak a lick of English. I had the hardest time trying to find out her name. She was a small thing. About 20 yrs old, 5’ tall, 90 lbs., A cup, had very asian eyes which made her look real cute. I asked how much and she put up one finger. I thought, alright!, 1,000 yen! What a bargain, but knew that was not what she meant despite my twisted logic. So, since I didn’t speak any Japanese I nodded yes and off we went. You can actually bargain as my point of contact demonstrated to me. You just make a fuss that it’s too much and the girl will usually pull you in close and tell you 8,000 yen. But with anything, YMMV. I tried to take a picture of her ‘Yulie’ which I later found out was her name, after much time had elapsed playing charades, but no dice. They have a little futon that you lay down on. She took some wet wipes and wiped the area around my tool. Then she wound twenty minutes on her timer and then proceeded to stroke my member. Once it was fully erect she applied a condom and I was anticipating a nice CBJ. But no, she had me get up so that she could lay down which meant, no CBJ for me. So I eased my way in to her. She kind of held me back so that I couldn’t thrust myself in her fully. It took a good 90 seconds before she let me go completely inside, but once I was there, it was like a furnace. I had never felt a box so hot in my life. It was a pretty damn good feeling. Before you know it, the damn timer goes off and I’m not ready yet. So thinking that she’s going to push me off of her, I figured I’d better do double time to let the soldiers out. A few minutes pass and the deed was done. She pulls the condom off me, grabs another wet wipe and wipes me clean. Now that’s service. She wipes herself and we both get dressed. I don’t think any of these girls shower afterwards so it may be best to be first in line. Not a bad deal if you need to get your rocks off.

It’s also important to note that there are some street walkers on the other side of the river/waterway. And not to far off, there are some love motels conveniently situated a block or two from the river. I would stick with the red lamp houses though, I think it’s a little safer. Although Japan is very safe, but you are in the red light district of course.

So, in conclusion, there are mongering activities to be had. But I think there are much better destinations for mongering elsewhere on the globe. But, if you speak Japanese, I think you can have an excellent/unreal time in Japan.

KnickHer

A timer!! Jeezzz. I suppose that's a fair way for the chica to make sure she gives each customer the same amount of time. Still, the idea of pumping away while that timer goes "tick, tick, tick, tick", is a little depressing. All things considered, I'd rather have them just count ceiling tiles until I was done, like in TJ.