On Friday I went to another mall close to the hotel zone. The taxi driver was again a young guy. His name was Rene. This guy was even younger than the other guy and his English was superb. I mentioned that I went to Club Millennium last night. I told him that the girls were really hot but that it was too expensive. He smiled and told me he knew some private “working girls”. I told him to call my hotel room at 8 PM and we would set something up. I inquired about prices and he said a very hot girl was $160 US and a so so girl would cost around $130 US. I offered to pay him a fee to set something up for me which he was VERY happy about. I told him to come up with a fair price. He said he’d think about it and let me know that night. His direct phone # in Cancun is 8509512. He drives a white Suburban taxi. (I highly recommend this guy).

When I got back from the mall I was feeling frisky so I called that # from www.cancunescort.com. The girl I wanted to see, Grace did not work there any more. Another girl I was interested in Jennifer was in Playa del Carmen till the following evening. I told myself I’d just wait for Rene to call at 8 PM. He did call promptly at 8 PM sharp. He told me he set up a meeting with 4 or 5 girls at a bar in Cancun. He asked me if a fee of $300 Pesos (aprx. $34 US) was fair. I told him it was as long as he wasn’t going to also charge me a taxi fare for the ride to the bar.

We went into the real Cancun where the locals live. There were no big hotels in this area. There were a few smaller hotels but I did see several Americans out and about. I think it’s important to note that I never felt unsafe at any time. I was starting to get nervous though that the girls might not show up. We circled the bar several times where they told Rene they would meet us. The only person I saw was this younger guy dressed fairly well. Rene kept circling his suburban and I finally told him to just park across the street and wait. Then the guy came over and asked if we were the ones meeting the girls. I was kind of leery at this point but I was still game. He told us to park and then meet the girls in the bar. When Rene was parking I asked him if he was a “pimp”. Rene said that yes he was. I asked him if that was bad or good. He said that it is generally good because he gets business for the girls and keeps them safe. I kept an open mind (which I would never do in the US. I would never see a girl in the US with a pimp). I met the guy and he said his name was Javier. His English was also very good. He introduced me to 3 girls. One was very cute (probably a 7.5), the other two were so so (maybe 6.5 and 7). Their names were Tania, Veronica and Mary.

We went to a corner to talk. He asked me if I liked any of them. I thought Veronica was cute (7.5 girl). He told me she was $130 US but then he did tell me that it was her time of the month but she was still willing to perform. I’m not into that so I told him I’d have to select another girl. (I was kind of bummed because she was pretty and seemed to like me). I couldn’t help but like Javier. He came across as a straight shooter and was very honest and to the point. At no time did I feel pressured. I told me that there were 2 more girls coming that were cuter but he didn’t know what time they were coming. He bought me a beer and told me I could wait. I did order a beer and another girl came while we were talking. I forget her name. Then I asked him about the services offered. I asked him if the girls were generally a GFE (girlfriend experience – i.e. deep kissing, BBBJ, cuddling, etc.). He said generally most are not. He did tell me that Tania (the 6.5 girl…maybe a 7 but I’m picky) was. He said that clients seem to really like her and ask for her over and over. I wasn’t extremely attracted to her but she was cute and seemed friendly and I felt like a BBBJ so I picked her. Before I left, I asked him who his hottest girl was. He said her name was Anna but she wasn’t working tonight. I asked if she was available tomorrow night. (that report later on). He smiled and said yes. I asked about a price and he said $150 US. I told him to have her come to my hotel room the following evening at 9 PM. He said he would do that.

I asked Javier if I should just pay the girl. He said normally yes but he asked if I would mind paying him now. I agreed. I paid him $130 US before I left the bar. I saw him give Tania $20 US (presumably for taxi fare back). My new friend, Rene, drove us back to my hotel. Tania was very friendly. She is a nice girl. I could tell right away she wasn’t the “cold hearted money hungry escort type”. She was a very simple girl that wasn’t materialistic. We tried talking in depth but her English was as limited as my Spanish was. Luckily, Rene translated everything we had to ask each other. I liked this guy. Not only was his English excellent but his taxi was a newer model Suburban (only one of two I was told in Cancun). He was 24 years old.

When we arrived at my hotel I gave Rene $300 Pesos. I’m fairly certain all the bellboys and guys working outside and inside the hotel knew what was going on. This wasn’t a busy time of year so the hotel wasn’t too busy. They all knew my name. Every time I went anywhere in the hotel it was always, “Buenos dias Mr. John Doe”. They treated me like royalty. (I guess it didn’t hurt that I was tipping everyone pretty well). Even though they probably knew what was going on they didn’t bother me at all.

One important thing I’ll point out here is that if you’re planning to bring girls back to your hotel, do NOT stay at an all inclusive hotel. Those places generally give you a wrist band to identify you as a guest. That band is used for you to enter the hotel, get free drinks, food, etc. I’m told that those places will notice that the girls don’t have one and charge you up to $50 US each time you bring a girl up to your room. I’ve stayed at the Ritz Carlton, Marriott Casa Magna, Westin and now the Le Meridien and I’m fairly certain none of these places will hassle you with a charge.

When we got up to my suite, she immediately used her cell phone to call someone and let them know she was ok and the time she got there. Javier told me as a courtesy he wouldn’t start the clock until 11 PM so I had her till midnight. We got back to my hotel around 10:40 PM. I asked her right away if I could take a picture of her. She seemed kind of hesitant but agreed. She started to deep French kiss me. We undressed each other slowly and got on the bed. We kissed for a while then she started sucking and licking my chest and then proceeded with an excellent BBBJ. I didn’t perform oral sex on her but I’m sure I could have if I wanted to. (and Javier said as much). We did CFS (covered full service) in all positions and I could tell she was also enjoying herself. Before the sex, I asked her if she wanted to put any lube on the condom and she said it irritates her skin so she didn’t use it. Well, she didn’t need any anyway. She was very wet. We finished around 11:25 PM or so. We took a shower and rinsed off and then she asked me if I wanted her to stay till midnight or if I wanted her to go now. I told her it was up to her. She seemed surprised that I’d give her the option. She surprised me when she said she wanted to stay. Although communication was difficult we managed quite well with the help of an electric English/Spanish translator that she seemed impressed by. I offered her a drink from the mini-bar. She opted for the overpriced Evian water. And I had a soda as we talked about life.

It was kind of comical because when it came to the very hard to explain stuff we were going back and forth typing in words in the translator. She asked me if I had a girlfriend. I told her I had many girlfriends. LOL. I asked her if she had a boyfriend and she said no. Then the talking got kind of serious. She explained she wanted to settle down and have kids. She was only 20 years old but I guess the girls here have the urge to settle down early in life. I forgot to mention, she was probably about 5’4 with 34B breasts. She was in good shape but certainly not a hardbody. She wanted a boyfriend but didn’t think it would be fair to him because of “work”. I told her to do what the other girls in Cancun do…. Find a rich guy to marry. She told me that money wasn’t important to her. She only wanted love. She really was a nice girl and I hope that she finds happiness and love. I tipped her $20 US and she left my room.

A few things I noticed. Nothing is free in Cancun. It is a very expensive place. I was amazed that Javier (pimp) had never even visited Club Millennium or Blackjack before. He asked me about it and the set up and prices. I asked him why he never went to those places. He laughed and said it was too damn expensive and that he didn’t need to pay to see girls. I laughed and said, “yeah but I’d think you’d want to check out your competition”. All of us laughed at that joke.

The people here are very simple people. They make very little. That is across the board in almost all professions: taxi drivers, hotel staff, restaurant workers, etc. Everyone here except for doctors and business owners make next to nothing. I inquired and hotel staff types of workers only make about $300 US for 15 days worth of work. Many people here make less than that. Even though Cancun is a very expensive place, very little of it goes into the pockets of the Mexican citizens. Remember that while you’re here. I always tip well for everything (waiters, hotel staff, concierge, taxi drivers, maids, etc.). They always seem to appreciate it very much and many times seemed outright surprised at a good tip. I have a feeling many Americans are cheap asses down here.

Prostitution is legal in Cancun. However, don’t be an “ugly American”. Be discreet at all times. The families/friends of these girls for the most part don’t know what they are doing. Don’t make yourself stand out. Be polite at all times.

Do understand that if you’re only looking for a place to hobby then Cancun is NOT it. There are probably much cheaper places to vacation. If you’re looking for a gorgeous place to visit with friendly people, in a safe environment, one of the most gorgeous ocean spots in the world then Cancun is ideal.

I’m certainly no expert but I’d offer the following tips:

• Bring plenty of cash, you’ll need it
• If in doubt and you are looking for something ask your taxi driver. These guys know all!
• If you want to hobby or even just need a taxi driver to take you around or to the ruins at Chitzenita or Tulum call Rene. His direct phone # in Cancun is 8509512. He drives a white Suburban taxi. (I highly recommend this guy).
• Bring plenty of condoms. All the girls have them and you there is a pharmacy on every corner but sometimes it’s nice to use the brand/kind you like.
• Respect the girl you’re with at all times. Don’t do anything that the girl is obviously not into or requests that you don’t do. Crime is low here but you never know what kind of people you’ll have to deal with if you are a jerk. This advice applies to any city you are hobbying in.
• Bring a lot of $1 and $5 bills to tip with. I came with about $100 in $1 bills and at least $100 in $5’s and I went through them all in a few days.

People say a lot of negative things about Cancun; it is too touristy, doesn’t feel like Mexico, expensive, etc. Generally, much of this is true but the part they are leaving out is that Cancun is rich in culture. Not too far away is Chitzinitza and Tulum. The people here are warm and friendly. There is excellent shopping on higher end items and there is no sales tax here. I don’t mean to get off the track here but I want to give you the full picture if you’re thinking about visiting Cancun.

Rene told me that a lot of single guys stay at the Grand Caribe hotel. It is not a luxury hotel but it looked decent. It’s much closer to the strip clubs so taxi fare is not as much. What they are not considering though is that it’s an all-inclusive place so the hotel charges them $40 US everytime they bring a girl up. I think that most of these guys just go to the clubs for sex though. That adds up! I don’t think many people understand there are a ton of private girls available in Cancun.

People always say not to wear expensive jewelry. That first night I kept my expensive watch in my hotel safe. But after the first night, I felt comfortable and wore it everywhere. You’ll understand that Cancun thrives on tourism and I think the police here make it known that you better not mess with tourists or else! There is a police presence everywhere which made me feel good.

As I write this, I’m laying in my bed in a penthouse suite in my hotel. My balcony is open and I’m overlooking the beautiful blue ocean. Life is good my friends!

“The Saint”